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“......"

Lu Yu was there to share the funny eggs seriously,

Tong Tong stared intently from the side,

The more you look,

The wider the eyes,

What is visible to the naked eye can be seen,

Daddy's bunch of funny eggs,

It's obviously too much more than what you got on your side!

In the child's little head,

full of big question marks,

Obviously, dad is one by one,

Why did you get more than yourself in the end!!

This scene,

Seriously,

The audience who watched it almost died of laughter.

Everyone never imagined that

Lu Yu even divided one thing,

They can actually take the pit boy with them again!

Especially when I saw Tong Tong's appearance that gradually began to be irritable,

It's even more important to make the audience laugh!

"Hahahaha, I really served my Brother Lu when I stepped on the horse, I won't support the wall when I go to the toilet in the future, just serve my Brother Lu, this product is really good at playing!"

"Good guy, in Brother Lu's mind, he doesn't think about anything else all day long, so he thinks about how to pit Tong Tong every day, right?"

"There are thousands of routines, Brother Lu accounts for half of them, and the name of the old pit is really worthy of its reputation!"

"Anti-fraud center official, come and take a look, the fraud suspect you were in the last issue is now starting to commit fraud again!"

"God stepped on the horse, I am one, Tong Tong's father is one, Lu Yu is one, and my daughter's father is one...... You're talking to our matryoshka doll from here, let's talk about it, it's all over you!"

"But don't you, don't you see, Brother Lu has almost caught up with three times as many of Tong Tong's funny eggs!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"You don't care who has more and who has less, you just say that Brother Lu is right!(Doghead, jpg)"

"I'm laughing to death, Tong Tong is stunned, and his heart says, there is still this kind of operation on a horse?!"

"Doctor: Your dad still has ...... saver"

"Tong Tong: Pluck!"

"Hahahaha, Brother Lu is really, a pit baby who changes the law every day, watching him take the baby is really fun, and he can learn a lot of things!"

"Upstairs, your son asked me to bring you a message, he wants to ask you, you learn things from Lu Yu, who do you want to pit?"

"Poof, just me, Brother Lu said that the skin strand can be taken off, and let Huang Mao take his skin stock to the toilet to pull the stink, isn't it funny!" (covering his face.jpg)"

"That's right, our post-90s skins can indeed be taken off!"

"Zun Du fake Du, I've only heard that every few years, boys have to pick off two cute little balls and replace them with new ones, and the skin strands can also be removed?"

"Surprised, why can you still change ?!!?"

"Hahahaha, don't say it, it's already starting to hurt!"

“......"

Lu Yu's continuous pit doll routine,

The audience was dizzying, and the laughter continued.

Many people have sighed,

The name of the post-90s old rebel is really worthy of the name, it is really too much of a horse pit!

Look at the children who pitted people's children,

It's miserable, it's miserable,

It is estimated that the CPU is going to be dry-burned!

But

Then again,

is compared to Chen Aijun's behavior of secretly eating the meatloaf in his daughter's burger, and then pretending that nothing happened......

Lu Yu's upright pit daughter,

Not only will it not disgust the audience,

On the contrary, it makes the audience think,

It's so special and fun!

If nothing else,

Let's just say that after a few years, Tiantian and Tong Tong have grown up, look back at this video......

When the time comes,

The mood of two children,

It's definitely not the same!

Tian Tian is estimated to be confused and speechless.

But for children,

These videos,

But it is the incomparably joyful and beautiful memories of her childhood, carrying her father's extraordinary love for her!

To say something sad,

If you wait until a few decades from now,

Lu Yu died of old age one day and was gone,

When Tong Tong looked back at these videos,

She was definitely the one who cried the most.

She would cry and shout,

I want my dad back,

I want my dad to pit himself like this again, and trick himself once......

Straight to the point.

While the audience was laughing on the barrage,

In the picture,

Tong Tong finally couldn't sit still!

"Dad, you, you, you, you!!"

"You're misplaced again!!"

"Look at yours, how come there are so many more than me!!"

Tong Tong covered his mouth and screamed.

"It's not wrong, what's wrong?"

In the face of her daughter's protest,

Lu Yu said with a breeze on his sleeves,

"It's not like you didn't see it, I just divided them one by one!"

"That's, that's not right either!"

"What you just shouted was, you are one, I am one, Lu Yu is one, Tong Tong's father is one, and my daughter's father is one......"

"This shouting back and forth, Lu Yu and Tong Tong's father, and the daughter's father, aren't they all you!"

“......"

Tong Tong finally reacted,

Shouting in protest.

Lu Yu laughed, and said in his heart that sure enough, when her daughter grew up, it would be difficult to fool her, and she was actually discovered!

But

Lu Yu didn't panic at all,

Said seriously,

"Although these are all me, however, I'm not wrong, there are many identities of people, you can also think about a few more of your identities, in this way, I will also give you a few more!"

"Really?"

When Tong Tong heard this, his eyes lit up, and he felt as if he had opened up a new way of thinking.

Inspired to say,

"Dad, this time, I'll shout, can you divide it!"

"Absolutely!"

Lu Yu agreed,

"You shout, how you shout, how I divide!"

"Okay!"

Tong Tong thought for a moment and began to shout,

"Tong Tong one!"

"Lu Yu's daughter!"

"A child in Form 1, Lu Tongtong!"

Breath

Tong Tong shouted out three identities,

Seeing that Dad really gave himself three funny eggs,

Tong Tong was suddenly overjoyed,

began to meditate again,

"A little girl!"

"A little girl with braids!"

"The short one!"

"The younger one!"

"One person who accompanies Aunt Su Xue to go shopping at noon!"

"I'm one!"

"Tong Tong, you're too much!"

Lu Yu said with a smile and a smile,

"You're darker than me, you don't want to give me any of them!"

"What's the solution, who made you handsome, Dad, don't think that if you're handsome, you'll get a lot of funny eggs!"

Tong Tong said with a smile,

"A super invincible handsome guy's biological daughter!"

"Hahaha, Tong Tong, I can't refute your reason!"

"Just by your words!"

"I deserve to give you all the rest of these weird eggs!"

“......"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

directly pushed the remaining dozens of funny eggs to Tong Tong's side.

Seeing this, Tong Tong

Immediately cheered,

"Thank you Dad!!"

"You're welcome, because Dad likes the way you tell the truth, come on, come on, and say something nice!"

Lu Yutian said shamelessly in anticipation.

"Cut, I won't say it, you long legs, don't think that you are the most handsome in the world, I will listen to you for everything, I don't want to pat you on the back of a man with abdominal muscles!"

Tong Tong rolled his eyes,

Said loudly.

"Hahahaha, Tong Tong, who did you learn from this, it's so good, if you can speak, you can say more!"

Lu Yu was amused,

I couldn't laugh at Tong Tong's words.

"Dad, you're embarrassed to ask me, who else can I learn this kind of thing from besides you?"

"Whenever you make my mother angry, don't you always coax my mother like this!"

Tong Tong explained with a funny face.

"Hahahaha, Tong Tong is really cute, my God, how can there be such a cute child in this world, she is so good!"

Even Lu Yu,

was laughed at by Tong Tong's words,

Not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room,

The people who were already laughing were turning on their backs, and they couldn't straighten their waists one by one.

"There's no way, who let her have such an interesting father? Didn't you hear Tong Tong say, this is all learned from her father!"

"Tong Tong has become a little sycophant since he was a child, and the shooting is very accurate, if I were Brother Lu, I wouldn't want any of these snacks, I would give them to you, if they weren't enough, we would buy them again!"

"Haha, upstairs, do you really think Brother Lu wants to eat these snacks, he is deliberately trying to have fun and amuse the children!"

"That's right, Brother Lu with the baby is the same as sitting and forgetting the way, purely to have fun and make him happy!"

"Haven't you noticed that Tong Tong's diffuse thinking is very good?" (If you read a violent novel, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Brother Lu asked her to tell a few more identities, and she said so much when she opened and closed her mouth, my good girl, I am a person in my thirties, and it is estimated that there are not as many as she thought!"

"Yes, should I say it or not, although Brother Lu is very pitted, but pits also have the benefits of pits......"

"This kind of pit of his can help open up Tong Tong's thinking, and it will also make Tong Tong's thinking very active and not confined to those rules!"

"6666, I learned another trick from Brother Lu, if my girlfriend gets angry in the future, I will coax her like this, and promise to coax her!"

"Hehehe, upstairs, you think too much, when your girlfriend is angry, it's as hard as a pig for the New Year, are you sure you can coax it?"

"The fish on the shore, the frightened donkey, the pig for the New Year, and the angry daughter-in-law are known as the four major ones in the world.jpg!"

"Hahaha, what a special image, that's not wrong at all...... I'm sorry, my daughter-in-law called me, I'll come when I go, and I'll ...... later."

"Grass, one has been killed, let's have a feast!"

“......"

At that time,

In the live broadcast room of "Two Generations of Daily Life with Babies", there have been more than 35 million online viewers.

number of people online,

all kinds of live broadcast data,

are all one after another, creating one new record after another.

This scene,[]

This side of the studio hall to see,

Chief director Zhang Wenjun's mouth is about to laugh crookedly.

Of course

It is also possible that

was laughed at by the joy of Lu Yu and Tong Tong.

Every time the camera turns to this side,

Not to mention that the audience couldn't take their eyes off it,

Even he, the chief director,

will watch it with relish and full attention.

Just now,

Zhang Wenjun's mobile phone rang,

He didn't answer,

Just a quick glance and threw it aside.

I want to pee ~ pee,

Didn't pee either,

I've been holding it here.

Prepare to wait for a while, when the camera is given to Chen Aijun's side,

He went to call back again,

Go to the toilet again.

Even he is like this,

Not to mention what the audience looks like.

So

At this time, the live broadcast room can create such terrifying data,

Seriously,

Zhang Wenjun is a surprise and a surprise,

But I didn't feel surprised at all,

Just by virtue of how interesting Lu Yu is with the baby,

No matter how terrifying the data,

All deserved!

even

Zhang Wenjun has a kind,

I couldn't hold it back, and I wanted to add another wave of money to Lu Yu~ moved!

Of course

Now add money, it's a little too often,

At noon, Su Xue had just signed a new contract with Lu Yu......

But

There is no hurry to add money,

But send a red envelope to Lu Yu and let him take the cute children to a big meal, there is no problem at all!

And

Zhang Wenjun sent a red envelope to Lu Yu,

It's never been sent in the name of the program team.

Purely just,

The red envelope he sent as Tong Tong's uncle, that is, Uncle Zhang, was right, he thought the child was cute, and he gave the child some pocket money to spend!

And at the same time,

In the live broadcast room, there was constant laughter,

This side of the studio hall,

When everyone in the director team is happy,

In the picture,

Lu Yu and Tong Tong finally gave the snacks like the small hill almost all!

Only the last dozen packets of chips remained,

It's not done yet.

Lu Yu glanced at these potato chips,

found that most of them were cucumber-flavored,

cucumber-flavored potato chips,

In recent years, it has become particularly popular,

Unlike before, the flavor is either barbecue, plain, or cumin beef......

cucumber-flavored potato chips,

Now extremely favored,

Many young people even go to the supermarket to buy this flavor.

Lu Yu had an idea.

"'Tong Tong, these potato chips are basically cucumber-flavored, don't divide them, give them all to me!'"

Lu Yu said suddenly.

"Huh, why are they all for you, Dad?"

Tong (Li Qianhao) Tong is energetic,

Naturally, I don't want to agree.

"Look at you, you've got so many things, I'm just so little, give me all the potato chips, isn't it normal!"

Lu Yu said unashamedly.

"Hehehehe, Dad, this is not good, these snacks of mine are all shared by me based on my ability, and I don't want them!"

"So, let's divide the potato chips!"

Tong Tong still disagrees,

Like a greedy dragon,

Thinking about taking a little more treasure.

It doesn't matter if you eat it or not,

It is also possible to occupy the after,

and then give it to my father,

But at the time of the partition,

She just wanted to be able to divide more into her hands,

It's very rewarding!

Faced with Tong Tong's attitude, Lu Yu sighed fakely.

"Tong Tong, you misunderstood me!"

"Actually, there's a reason why I asked you to give me all these potato chips!"

"Look at these potato chips, are they basically cucumber-flavored?"

"Do you know what a miserable, unforgettable, and grief-stricken story behind the cucumber-flavored potato chips?"

"I'm worried that after you eat these cucumber-flavored potato chips, you will be sad and sad!"

"That's why Dad thought, I'm going to bring all these potato chips!"

“......"

Lu Yu's words,

Tong Tong's stunned head tilted and looked at Lu Yu.

In the eyes,

It's full of puzzlement.

What does it mean?

Behind the cucumber-flavored potato chips, there is a miserable, pitiful, unforgettable, and grief-stricken story?

Isn't this just potato chips?

What story could there be?!

"Dad, what's wrong with the cucumber-flavored chips?"

"Tell me about it!"

Driven by curiosity,

Let Tong Tong quickly ask out Fang.

Can't wait to know,

Cucumber-flavored potato chips, what happened!

..............................

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