Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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The remark of the takeaway boy is also very good.
"We also know about Song Jia and Hu Xing's acquaintance experience."
"What I'm worried about now is that after watching this episode, more girls will follow Song Jia's example. Instead of cooking every day, they will order takeaway like her, and see if they can meet a man like me." Hu Xing Confidently making fun of the audience in front of the computer.
"Haha~" Hu Xing's words touched the hearts of many viewers.
"My fellow men, I'm sorry, but I helped Meituan get another wave of business."
"At the same time, let you eat takeaway every day in the future."
"But this is just right. I can remind you that if you are your wife or girlfriend, if you don't cook when you have time, and you choose to order takeaway, it is usually because you are looking forward to it. When you can order takeaway, you will be like A perfect man like me will deliver food to her." Hu Xing must be teaching the male audience to keep an eye on her.
"Okay, now, Brother Sun Honglei, you can go and see Song Jia's refrigerator first, and then use three words to describe the contents of your hometown's refrigerator." He Jiong asked Sun Honglei to take a look.
"I'm really curious, what's in the Northeast girl's refrigerator." Sun Honglei walked over with curiosity.
Sun Honglei gently opened the refrigerator door, just a crack, not much.
After seeing what was inside, Sun Honglei had an expression of understanding.
"Oh~" This is very spiritual, what does it mean?
"What's there?" He Jiong was looking forward to it, what exactly is it.
"Goddess." This is the first word, and He Jiong didn't quite understand: "What do you mean?"
"That is to say, the food that the goddess eats is really different from that of ordinary people." This is what Sun Honglei wanted to express.
"Hehe~" Hu Xing understood what Sun Honglei saw.
"What else?" He Jiong continued to ask, what else is there?
"There's no need to hint, the word goddess already contains all the conjectures."
"I think this is the only word that can describe the contents of Song Jia's refrigerator." Sun Honglei walked back and sat down in her seat.
"Since this is the case, I'm even more curious about the contents of Song Jia's refrigerator." Teacher He was already putting on his gloves and was about to open Song Jia's refrigerator.
Hu Xing was also preparing, and came to the front of the refrigerator together.
"Song Jia, that's the portrait of the woman on the refrigerator. Is it you?" He Jiong looked at the portrait of the beautiful woman on the refrigerator.
"That's right, my husband drew it for me. I thought it was pretty good, so I put it on the refrigerator." Song Jia's explanation made everyone look at Hu Xing again.
"Okay, even this."
"Normal operation, no need to make a fuss." Hu Xing looked like he shouldn't be too surprised.
"Okay, Song Jia's refrigerator will be officially released next." After He Jiong finished speaking, he opened the door on the right side of the refrigerator, and the things inside made He Jiong's eyes widen.
"..." Looking at the empty refrigerator, He Jiong almost doubted his life.
"Oh, I'm sorry, we must have just woken up in the morning, and we didn't wash our face to clean our eyes."
"Let's close it first, wipe our eye poo, and then open it." Hu Xing said, closing the refrigerator door, turning around, wiping his eyes at the camera, and then opening it again.
"Haha~" Song Jia covered her mouth and laughed.
"No, it's also possible that Song Jia doesn't like to refrigerate food, and it might be in the freezer."
"After all, Song Jia is from the Northeast, and Heilongjiang has a long period of ice and snow." Hu Xing tried his best to come back to Yuan, let's see how the other side is doing.
"Oh right." He Jiong felt that this was also possible.
"Then let's take a look at the freezer." The two of them opened the freezer at the same time. After opening the freezer for the first time, after Hu Xing saw what was inside, he instinctively said, "I~ wipe!!!!"
"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's instinctive swearing made everyone on the scene burst into laughter again.
"I have paved the way for you so much and rounded it up so much, but you just show us this in your refrigerator?" Hu Xing turned around and questioned Song Jia angrily.
"Haha~" Song Jia covered her face and smiled happily.
"Oh my god, how could this happen? There's nothing there?" Liu Kaile and the others couldn't believe it.
"It's cleaner than Zheng Kai's refrigerator." Hu Shasha's perception of women was also overturned.
"Isn't this too exaggerated? There must be something more or less?!"
"Is there really only one gopro (small camera)?" Everyone didn't know what to say.
"Did you know? In fact, our post-editing must be thinking like this: Damn it, how the hell should I edit this? It's a shitty egg, there's no hair, cut it ass; director, don't leave after school!!!! "Hu Xing expressed all the inner thoughts of the post-editing editor at this time.
"Hahaha~" These also made everyone laugh.
"Don't leave after school, haha~" This is the most classic, and many people must have heard such a sentence when they were in school.
"Well, in the later stage of our show, after opening my wife's refrigerator, when there is really nothing to cut, it's good to cut some other scenes that can express your inner feelings to fill up the time."
"Otherwise, it will go on like this, this episode will end in 930 minutes." Hu Xing looked at the camera and reminded the post editor of the show.
"Haha~" In fact, when everyone is laughing, they can also feel it. This is Hu Xing trying his best to help Song Jia and help the show come back.
Because no one really thought that Song Jia's refrigerator would be empty like this.
If the recording was really done as normal, seeing that there was nothing in the refrigerator, there would be basically no conversation content, and there would be no way to edit and play better content.
If the clip cannot be produced, if it is less than 50 minutes, there is no way to play it.
So Hu Xing is doing his best to help the show set up and create something to watch.
Just enough time to spare.
"Can you explain? Why is the refrigerator like this?" Hu Xing knocked on the table and asked Song Jia beside him with a serious face.
"Actually, you also know that I film outside all the year round."
"I even shoot six movies a year, and I don't go home for filming all year round, so my refrigerator is always unplugged, and there is no food at all."
"If you put food in it, it will break down after a long time, and if you unplug the electricity, the food will also stink. I have broken down two refrigerators." Song Jia also explained clearly to herself why the refrigerator is so empty.
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"Although this is the case, I still want to say something."
"In my opinion, this episode is definitely the one where the six regular celebrity chefs in our "Please Take Care of the Refrigerator" have the highest appearance rate, and it is also the episode with the most individual shots."
"Usually, after the refrigerator is opened, a lot of content can be broadcast, but today is different. There is no content in the refrigerator. We can only show our chefs some more scenes and let them come to make time." Hu Xing joked with the chefs with a smile.
"Hehe~" Not to mention, this is really possible.
"Oh, by the way, viewers in front of the computer, if you see this program and there are no subtitles after opening the refrigerator, don't worry, it may be that our post-editing editor is smoking to calm down."
"After all, there's a lot of foul language on the road, he needs to smoke a cigarette to calm down." Hu Xing is really pretending, and he teased the column group's later stage like this.
"Okay, don't tease this for now. Is there enough playing time? Let's talk about it later."
"Our question is, there's nothing in the fridge, what do we do next?"
"If we don't have anything to cook, we won't even be able to do the cooking part. Is this even more at a loss?" He Jiong was also a little flustered by this scene.
Hu Xing looked at Song Jia with a look of hatred.
"That's how I am. It's not like you don't know. You don't know how to take care of yourself, so you depend on me." Knowing that she was wrong, Song Jia showed her little girl side and acted like a baby to Hu Xing.
"Oh my god, are women from Northeast China acting like a spoiled child?" Sun Honglei was dumbfounded and couldn't believe her eyes.
"Haha~" Sun Honglei's astonishment made Song Jia, who was acting like a spoiled child, instantly crouch down in embarrassment.
"Really, the Northeast woman is acting like a baby, I'm afraid you are crazy?!" This surprised Sun Honglei very much.
"Northeast women are already very gentle if they don't say 'Don't blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Even Hu Xing couldn't help laughing out loud when he heard this.
"Song Jia, will you really act like a baby to Hu Xing?" Teacher He is not in a hurry, anyway, there is nothing to talk about in the refrigerator, so let's talk about other things.
"I used to be a real woman who couldn't be coquettish at all."
"Whether it's acting or in real life, I will never act like a baby."
"Even after dating, it was Hu Xing who acted like a baby to me a lot." Song Jia said this firmly.
"But why? Now you will act like a baby?" Sun Honglei looked at Song Jia with eyes like a monster, as if asking, are you a woman from the Northeast?
"Hehe~" Sun Honglei's eyes said everything, because his wife is also from the Northeast.
"It's because we've been dating for a long time, and Hu Xing has acted like a baby to me a lot."
"Plus, Liying, Reba, Nazha, Zhu'er, and Yun'er are all girls who are good at acting like a baby."
"In order to make Hu Xing promise them to do something, they always use coquetry to solve it."
"As for me, it's that kind, husband, what are you doing, you don't know how to care about me every day, and what to do for me."
"Every time at this time, Hu Xing would roll his eyes at me, and then we bickered and quarreled."
"Afterwards, I found out that this is not enough. If I continue to do this, my boyfriend may be run away by me, and it will be too late for me to regret it."
"Slowly, I have made changes in getting along with Hu Xing. Even if we are both 34 years old, we still have to be coquettish when we should act coquettishly, but being coquettish is only second to those who have a coquettish tone. I can't do the tone of voice, like that kind of annoying coquettish action, even if I do it, I will get goose bumps." Song Jia said that she shuddered
"Haha~" Seeing her excited reaction, He Jiong and the others applauded and laughed again.
"Really, he's a very, very transformative man in his life."
"Do you know? Once I sat on the sofa and painted my nails, but Hu Xing was sitting next to me and I didn't know who to call. He was talking on the phone with his mobile phone in his hand. He looked at me and said: You said you Yes, I just know how to eat, drink, have fun and go out to film movies, and I don’t do any work at home, I don’t cook, I don’t clean up the room, what’s the use of you?”
"I was putting on nail polish, but when I heard this, I always felt that something was wrong. Is this a phone call, and you are saying these things to me?" Song Jia had a suspicious expression.
"Puff~" Teacher He couldn't hold back his laughter.
"At that time, I turned my head to look at him, but Hu Xing looked around and talked on the phone seriously, and didn't dare to look at me."
"This makes me more sure, this guy must be referring to Sang and Huai." Song Jia smiled and pointed at Hu Xing.
Our client lowered his head, acting like he didn't know anything.
"No wonder, what Hu Xing said back then, Song Jia doesn't know how to cook, and she's too lazy to eat instant noodles is the kind of dry food." He Jiong understood completely today.
"Otherwise, you think I just said it for the show?" Hu Xing acted as if I was right.
"Let me tell you something, that's right, last year, Song Jia and Hu Fu collaborated in "49 Days Festival". She didn't have a role that day, so she came back to Shanghai."
"I went to work in the company at the time, and when I got home from get off work, I sent Song Jia a WeChat message saying: Daughter-in-law, I'm home from work."
"After I posted this, Song Jia replied in seconds: Well, very good, A cook B mop the floor C take a walk with me D sleep with me."
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