Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

"After reading this WeChat message, I replied to her as soon as possible: DDD, I choose D." Hu Xing pointed at the camera excitedly and said his choice.

"As a result, Song Jia replied a WeChat message saying: My dear, that is not a multiple-choice question, but the order of things you are going to do tonight."

"Hahaha~" Everyone burst into laughter again.

"Haha~" Seeing Hu Xing's expression, Sun Honglei and the others laughed wildly.

Song Jia herself laughed and fell into Hu Xing's arms. She didn't doubt that Hu Xing was telling lies. It was because she knew that she often did this.

In terms of the usual wechat chat, she is really interesting.

Chatting with my little boyfriend, she can say anything, it's normal like this.

"Right, as a man, when he sees these four options, he will choose D the first time, right? In the end, you would never have imagined that this would be the order of things you will do tonight." Hu Xing said He was still clutching his forehead, looking like his head was hurting.

"Hehe~ I feel that listening to Hu Xing and Song Jia's affairs, I can really listen to it all day and night without getting tired or sleepy."

Chapter 1380 Extreme CP

"Do you think this is the end? She is still a joker."

"Does everyone know that? I'm a young man, in my twenties, and my hair is all bangs. I look very young and handsome."

"As a result, Song Jia told me that men should cut their hair short." Song Jia also remembered what Hu Xing said.

"When I heard it, I didn't understand it. I asked her why?"

"Song Jia's joke came at that time: You must shout when you speak, your hair must be short, your leather bag is exposed, and you are a thief." When Hu Xing said this joke, he still said it with a Northeast accent.

"Hahaha~" The laughter had finally stopped, but now it resounded again.

He Jiong and the others even burst into tears.

It can make them laugh out of tears, but one can imagine how long the laughter will last before they can laugh out their tears?

"I can't do it anymore, haha~ I really can't do it anymore, if you continue to say this, I feel like I'm going to laugh and cry." Teacher He wiped his tears gratefully.

"Oh my god, the two of you are a perfect match together." Sun Honglei admired the relationship between these two people, they were really a perfect match.

"Actually, she has a more amazing one. If you quarrel with her, you will never quarrel seriously."

"Didn't you say it last time? After the 597 quarrel, she changed the Youku password, and I went to ask for the Youku member password later. Because of this, we got better in a second."

"There is another one, even more funny." What Hu Xing said, Song Jia regained consciousness: "Haha~"

"It's not fun to explain this verbally. It's interesting to act it out in person." Song Jia said that he would repeat it.

"Okay, okay, let's see how you want to play?" Everyone agreed, let's see how they play.

Hu Xing and Song Jia stood up, both actors, and soon entered the play.

"Has Hu Xing played enough? Hurry up, take the trash down and throw it away." Song Jia's tone was a bit tough.

"Come on, I know how to order people every day. If I have the strength to order me here, I can take it down and throw it away." Hu Xing retorted forcefully.

"Stop talking nonsense, you can take it if you want, why are you so short-sighted." Song Jia gave Hu Xing a fierce look.

"I'm sorry? Why don't you say you're lazy?" Hu Xing was also stubborn.

"What's wrong with me being lazy, what's your name, what's your name if I ask you to take out the trash?"

"What's my name?" Hu Xing approached Song Jia stiffly, with the momentum that they had already quarreled, and seeing them slowly approaching each other, it seemed that they were about to fight.

"What do you want?" Song Jia refused to admit defeat, approached Hu Xing, raised her head and asked him what he wanted.

"Then what do you want to do? What do you want!" After arguing and arguing, the momentum rose, and they also approached, and it seemed that they were about to fight.

"What?!" Song Jia was already close to Hu Xing, and then the two had a tacit understanding, seeing that they were so close, Song Jia pouted, and Hu Xing also pouted.

"mua." The two who were arguing aggressively, as if they were about to fight, actually kissed each other in the next second?

"Haha~" After the kiss, both of them couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft!" He Jiong and Sun Honglei, who understood clearly, covered their faces and smiled speechlessly.

"Why did you kiss after arguing?" Yao Weitao and the others didn't understand.

"Yeah, why are you arguing and arguing like this? I thought there was going to be a fight." Tian Shu thought so too.

"Even we don't know why, let alone you guys." Song Jia sat back in her seat.

"Hehe~" Anyway, Mr. He is wiping his tears with a tissue now, apparently bursting out laughing.

"Well, director, look, have I come back? Is it enough for editing and broadcasting?!" Hu Xing, who sat down, asked the director if it was enough.

"Hahaha~" The laughter had just stopped, but when Hu Xing returned to this meme, everyone burst into laughter inexplicably.

It turned out that what Hu Xing said just now was all to pave the way for his girlfriend, to get more shots for her, and to make up for the embarrassment that there was nothing in the refrigerator just now, through this kind of funny comparison in life.

"Even so, we still have to cook something for Song Jia?"

"Now Song Jia's refrigerator has no food, what should we do?" Teacher He was very embarrassed about this.

"How about this, didn't Song Jia and I met 'takeaway'? We asked her to draw pictures, draw the ingredients she wanted to eat, and then we ordered takeaways to deliver them directly." Hu Xing's idea came to fruition.

"I think it will work." He Jiong immediately agreed, and asked someone to bring up a drawing paper and pen.

"How do I draw this?" Song Jia didn't even know what to do.

"Draw whatever you want, draw whatever you can imagine." This is a variety show, and it doesn't ask you how good your drawing is.

Song Jia was also very happy, and took a little effort to draw everything she wanted to eat.

"What is this?" Teacher He pointed to a triangle-like thing.

"Sandwich." Hu Xing glanced at it and said it.

"Yeah." It was her man as expected, and it was obvious at a glance.

"What about this square one?" Teacher He looked at the second one.

"Instant noodles." It looks like instant noodles, Hu Xing said.

"That's right, good husband, I love you." Song Jia was very happy when she got both guesses right.

"Then what is this circle?" Sun Honglei pointed to it and asked, "Is this an egg?"

"No." Song Jia shook her head and said no, looking forward to Hu Xing.

"You think highly of me too, the circle is too general, what do you want me to say?" Hu Xing really couldn't see this thing.

"Canned food." Song Jia said the answer bitterly.

"Are you kidding me? You just drew the cans like this?" Hu Xing didn't even know how to complain. Really.

"What's this sticky thing?" Tian Shu pointed to the first one in the second row.

"French fries." Hu Xing knew it at a glance, and added: "French fries are one of her favorite snacks. French fries are a must for watching dramas."

"Hey~" Song Jia also admitted that French fries are definitely her favorite snack.

"What about the second one?" He Jiong was already desperate, and said, "I really can't see what this soul painter drew, so let Hu Xing answer."

"A biscuit?!" Not sure, Hu Xing asked if it was a biscuit.

"It's a biscuit, what kind of biscuit?" Song Jia also took this opportunity to test how well Hu Xing knew her.

"Oreo biscuits." Since he knew they were biscuits, Hu Xing had no reason not to know what kind of biscuits Song Jia liked.

Chapter 1381 The standard configuration of the young wife of the Hu family

"Ah~ Really." When they learned that this was a biscuit, everyone sighed.

"Then what is this? One item?" Song Jia pointed to this and asked everyone.

"A toothpick?" Tian Shu also tried to guess, but Song Jia shook his head.

"Latiao." Hu Xing was reluctant to say it, but Song Jia said: "-Yes, Latiao."

"Ah~Xiba." Even Hu Xing couldn't help it now, and even swearing, he was still scolded by South Korea.

"This, this, I firmly believe that he is the only one in the world who can guess it." Song Jia pointed to the last one in the second row, looking at her husband confidently.

"Pot with meat." Hu Xing looked at Song Jia with disgust.

"Haha~" Song Jia's laughter wasn't like 'hee hee' or 'hee hee', it was a very manly haha.

"Don't look at it, the third row is pig's trotters, mutton skewers, wine, peaches, and the last one. I don't know. I can't think of anyone who can know such an abstract painting method except myself. .” Hu Xing felt that he had to complain.

"Tea." Song Jia said it was tea.

"You drink tea too?" Sun Honglei was very surprised. She didn't expect Song Jia to like tea too.

"I didn't like drinking tea before, but my husband likes it."

"When he drank tea, I drank a little along with him, and gradually I fell in love with drinking tea."

"I like to drink, but I don't know how to make tea; I know how to make a whole cup of tea with a thermos cup, but I really don't know how to make tea with a little more attention." Song Jia explained that she didn't know how to make tea. make tea

"It's true, Hu Xing is famous for drinking tea."

"Hu Xing's family likes to drink tea, right?!" Teacher He asked with a smile.

"Well, this is really, it's not even an exaggeration to say that as the daughter-in-law of the Hu family, it is standard to know how to make tea; you may not be able to cook, you may not be able to do housework, but you can make tea. You must know it." Song Jia told everyone very seriously.

"Wow, is that true? Didn't you just say that you don't know how to make tea?" Now Hu Shasha and the others were even more surprised.

"It's true, I'm not lying; although your grandparents and parents-in-law didn't require you to know how to make tea, your elders know how to drink tea. As a daughter-in-law, the elders in the family usually get together to drink tea. It is inevitable that you will make some tea for the elders, right?"

"So, we all say that in Hu's house, you don't have to wash clothes, cook, or mop the floor to do housework."

"But as long as you know how to give birth, raise children, and make tea, you can be worthy and truly be regarded as the young mistress of the Hu family."

"Hu Xing's mother didn't drink tea before dating Hu Xing's father, and she didn't know how to make tea."

"But since Hu Xing's mother got married and entered the Hu family, she gradually fell in love with drinking tea, and also learned how to make tea." Song Jia told everyone this to let everyone know more about the Hu family.

"Among Hu Xing's girlfriends, who can really make tea?" Sun Honglei also wanted to know.

"So far, Reba definitely knows how to make tea, and Reba's tea making technique is recognized by both the great-grandfather and great-grandfather; every time the family has a dinner, when it is time to drink tea, she will always It's the hand-picked Reba to make tea."