The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Fatty almost died of depression, his facial features were frowned together, and he looked like he was crying.

This expression made Li Haoran want to cry, and said helplessly, "Pang Di, why did you come in without knocking? This is the men's toilet, you will make trouble when you come in, okay?" .”

With a sigh, Li Haoran said in embarrassment: "It's all right now! I was so scared that I peed all over Liu Yifei. Can you tell me how I will see people in the future?"

"me……"

It’s okay not to say, but when Fatty wanted to vomit blood even more, his heart hurt so much, I cried for a long time and said: “Didn’t you just come out of the bathroom, how could I have thought that you are a straight person, and I thought you deliberately slapped things around Hide here!"

Li Haoran was stunned when he heard this, and became angry from embarrassment: "I was taking a bath just now, and now I am going to the toilet. Even if I am a straight person, even if I am mentally ill and keep knocking around in the toilet, you still have to knock on the door before entering the toilet, right? This is the men's toilet and the women's toilet upstairs!"

"oops!"

Fatty stomped his feet and scratched his hair, so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall, and cried out sadly: "Stop talking, let me die!!"

Rolling his eyes helplessly, Li Haoran reprimanded: "Mop the floor first before you die, I have to go upstairs to change my clothes."

Fatty, who was relieved by the 'crazy devil', came back to his senses, blinked his big eyes and asked curiously: "What clothes did you change into?"

Li Haoran collapsed immediately, and roared: "It's okay to hide too quickly and splash it! Are you stupid to ask such questions?"

Fatty stared and froze out of the bathroom. Just as he stepped up the stairs, the phone in the living room rang. According to the routine, it should be the person who ordered food tomorrow.

"Fatty, come out and answer the phone!"

After finishing speaking, Li Haoran ran upstairs to change his pants. He also has a cleanliness addiction, but he couldn't bear this feeling, even if it was his own.

"Oh!"

After Li Haoran went out, Fatty mopped the floor with a mop with a mournful face. Hearing this, he quickened his movements, except for distress and wanting to cry, there was no sign of disgust at all. .

Chapter 563 The Fifth Guest

There were fixed cameras all over the living room, and fans who watched the live broadcast didn't see what happened in the bathroom, but they were still puzzled by what happened next.

"Huh! Why did Liu Yifei scream twice, and the second time he was obviously very excited?"

"Strong request to install cameras in restrooms."

"plus one."

"Liu Yifei was the first to come out, his face was blue and white, and he looked mad. Li Haoran came out second, his face was black as hell, and he went upstairs with Liu Yifei, but Fatty stayed in the bathroom. What happened? What~?"

"Could it be that Fatty's analysis was wrong, Li Haoran was actually peeing, and Liu Yifei rushed in and peed all over?"

"Well, it's _ there is such a possibility!"

"..."

All of a sudden, there were all kinds of crooked stories on the bullet screen, and some fans guessed the ending right by mistake. It has to be said that the experts are among the people, and only the people comment.

Of course, the bathroom incident is complicated and confusing, and it is destined to become an unsolvable mystery in the entertainment circle, just like why the national football team is always so bad, it has been talked about for many years.

No matter how much fans guess, they can't confirm it unless the three of them decipher it themselves!

But how could this matter be deciphered?

The bathroom incident must be an eternal secret for the three of them, a secret that only the three of them know!

beep ring...

While the fans were discussing, the phone in the living room kept ringing.

The ringtone of the landline was extremely piercing, like a ghost that made Fat Di anxiously speed up - even the few people chatting under the awning could clearly hear it.

He Jiong raised his head and looked towards the house, wondering: "Hey! The three of them are all in the room, why is no one answering the phone? These worry-free children!"

Brother Hu shrugged his shoulders and said nothing. He is a guest, so it is not good to judge such things. He grabbed a handful of melon seeds fried by himself and ate them leisurely.

The demeanor is very chic, the mind is very comfortable...

Huang Lei called himself an old fox, so he couldn't have guessed what happened in the house, so he said smartly: "They should all go upstairs, Dahua will pick them up, don't make tomorrow's guests wait!"

"OK!"

Fat Di mopped the floor in a hurry, not showing any dislike for Li Haoran. After confirming that it was clean, he quickly put down the mop and ran outside, but the disappearing figure turned back, pressed the flush button on the toilet, and then ran out to answer the phone.

Just after rushing out of the bathroom door, Fatty saw Dahua walk in and pick up the phone, and said solemnly, "This is the mushroom house, who are you?"

"I want to eat spicy boiled fish, roast chicken..."

The thick man's voice on the phone rang continuously, speaking very fast, with a strong Trump flavor, which directly confused Dahua, who was extremely lacking in dialect skills.

Frowning, Dahua repeated with a bit of garlic in his mouth: "What did you say? What did you do to sleep? What did you do?"

Fatty couldn't help but smile, the guest on the phone repeated it again, Dahua must still not understand, and said with shame: "Please repeat it again, forget it, I'll let someone else answer it!"

As he said that, Dahua set the phone to hands-free and signaled Fatty to come and listen. He found his teammates coming out of the bathroom, but he didn't think deeply about how Fatty came out of the men's room.

As he said that, Dahua set the phone to hands-free and signaled Fatty to come and listen. He found his teammates coming out of the bathroom, but he didn't think deeply about how Fatty came out of the men's room.

Fat Di nodded, knelt down and said politely: "Hi, I'm Di Lieba, what would you like to order?"

After the words fell, Fatty pricked up his ears and listened carefully, trying to distinguish every word the guest said.

At least listen to the menu clearly, don't be ashamed if you make a fool of yourself!

To be honest, Fatty's dialect ability is not much better. Thanks to the company, she is more familiar with the Modu dialect, but she doesn't know much about the Sichuan dialect.

Not long after, Li Haoran, who moved nimbly and swiftly, also changed into his underwear and walked out of the room, and heard the voice from the phone above their heads.

"Fanzi (beauty), what's the matter (what's going on)? You still don't know how to play ball (don't you understand)? You don't want to show it (nothing to say)..."

Li Haoran frowned and thought: "Who is it?"

As for the other Liu Yifei who went upstairs, he was still scrubbing desperately in the bathroom at this moment, vowing to wash off the 'dirty' on his feet with tears in his starry eyes.

Ears moved, listening to the faint sound of water and murmurs coming from the bathroom not far away, Li Haoran guessed that it was impossible for this woman to come out without scratching her skin.

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Such undisguised 'disgust' really annoyed him, and his mood became more and more unhappy. While complaining to Fatty, his sense of Liu Yifei became worse.

"I'm clearly suffering from an innocent disaster, and I belong to the victim. It's okay for you, Liu Yifei, to be disgusted by cleanliness, but what's the matter with this non-stop scolding?"

Li Haoran was dissatisfied. In fact, the straight man of steel wronged Liu Yifei!

Liu Yifei is indeed obsessed with cleanliness, and she does desperately scrub her legs, but she didn't scold Li Haoran, but kept scolding herself for being stupid.

She foolishly listened to the words of that silly girl named Fat Di, but rushed into the bathroom in a panic, she is a fairy sister, how could she do such a shameless thing?

 …  

At this moment, Liu Yifei felt that even cold water could not extinguish her embarrassment, it was really embarrassing! !

Li Haoran knew nothing about this, and subconsciously thought that Liu Yifei was scolding him, curled his lips and said contemptuously in his heart: "You despise me! It was you who rushed in shamelessly. I didn't ask you to pay for my mental damage. Fate!"

After slandering, Li Haoran slowly walked downstairs, frowned, listened to the argument, and analyzed who this guest was, but he didn't have a clear image for a while.

It may be that Dahua and Fatty are too stupid, the guest's magical laughter finally revealed his true nature, Li Haoran paused, and burst out laughing.

The two also found Li Haoran, and quickly waved: "Haoran, come quickly, we don't understand."

"Cough cough cough..."

Coughing, Li Haoran Zhizhu said: "Don't worry, he will show his original shape in a while."

"real or fake?"

"Of course it's true, I've seen through his hypocrisy!"

After all, ignoring the protests of the guests on the other end of the phone, he broadcast the report in the tone of a CCTV anchor: "Hi everyone, this is the "Today's Statement" program, and the latest news will be broadcast next: the latest report on the Sanlu Naifan incident: At present, the supervisory department is shifting the responsibility to Sanlu, Sanlu is shifting the responsibility to Nainong, and Nainong is shifting the responsibility to Nai Niu, and the police are doing their best to arrest the criminal Nai Niu.”.

Chapter 564

After Li Haoran's serious and nonsense funny words fell, Dahua was still ignorant, but Fatty immediately reacted.

A pair of big eyes sparkled, and Fatty looked at the good CP who answered the phone in surprise, and said in surprise, "Is it Teacher Sa?"

Any famous host has his own trump card program. When talking about He Jiong, he will think of "Happy Camp", when talking about Wang Han, he will think of "Everyday Upward", and when talking about "Today's Talk", there is no doubt that the first One that comes to mind is definitely Sabaning.

Fat Di is a Uighur, but he is also a native of China, how could he not know the famous Sabaning!

This CCTV host who completely let himself go on "Star Detective" has become very popular recently, especially the green hat incident some time ago made him sympathetic and his popularity soared.

Furthermore, Sa Baning and Li Haoran of the "[-] Office" were called CCTV's "black wind and double evil". Because of their existence, CCTV's inherent image has undergone earth-shaking changes in the eyes of ordinary people.

Fat Di didn't expect Sa Ning to come, but after thinking about it, he found it very reasonable. After all, "Longing for Life" is one of CCTV's programs, so there's no reason for them not to praise their host?

It seems a bit unreasonable to say...

Because Sa Ning is Li Haoran's senior brother, he is also a specially recruited Peking University talent, and he is also one of CCTV's famous mouthpieces.Together with another member, He Jiong, they formed the prestigious Shuangbei, co-hosted "Star Detective", which caused a double harvest in word-of-mouth and ratings.

The arrival of Sa Baining is very interesting in itself. He has enough strength and enough gimmicks to appear in "Longing for Life", and he is completely qualified to be the main character.

Hearing Fatty's exclamation, Li Haoran made an OK gesture, and continued to imitate Sa Baining's tone to broadcast the report: "It is reported that the responsibility is that the cattle have absconded with Er Nai, and only a small group of unknown cattle were captured. The cows are currently emotionally stable... According to the latest news, the buffalo and snail have issued a statement through Al Jazeera, claiming that they have nothing to do with this incident."

"Hey! Are you talking about Sazi?"

Hehe smiled, seeing that the senior brother was still stubborn, Li Haoran continued: "Nainiu made a sound similar to the word "grass" through the wireless cable with great difficulty. According to the deciphering by Nainiu language experts, this probably means: it is a problem of grass It's not my problem!"

Sa Baning, who was pointed at his nose and 'cursed', had been holding on to his brother's airs, finally couldn't bear it this time, and fought back through the phone with his middle finger: "Stinky boy, Fake Squid!"

Using the [Calm Joker] skill, Li Haoran forced him calmly, and said in a serious and nonchalant manner: "After investigation and analysis, it turns out that the problem with the grass is that the Chinese men's football team has kicked the ball on the grass... The latest audio tapes show that there is hope. Find the responsible party in the shortest possible time, the specific content of the recording is as follows..."

"Chairman Sanlu said: I am innocent, and the company is also innocent. Go ask the farmers in Gongnai."

"Nanong said: It's about my bird business, and it's not my birth, so ask Nai Niu."

"Nai Niu said: I eat grass, ask the grass."

"Cao said: It's none of my business, it's the soil, ask the soil."

"The soil said: It's none of my business, it's the pollution of the nearby river, it's not clean."

"He said: The reason for the pollution is because the Chinese men's football team came to my place to wash their feet. You can ask them to go."

"The Huaxia Men's Football Team said: We all grew up eating Sanlu milk powder!!"

Li Haoran's speech was coherent, very fast, and the content was classic and funny, which can be regarded as one of the highest levels of the black national football team. It successfully made the audience watching the live broadcast laugh, and also made Sa Baining on the other end of the phone laugh.