Li Haoran's speech was coherent, very fast, and the content was classic and funny, which can be regarded as one of the highest levels of the black national football team. It successfully made the audience watching the live broadcast laugh, and also made Sa Baining on the other end of the phone laugh.

This period of time was when the "Sanlu incident" broke out, and the whole country was boiling. "Today's Statement" focused on this matter, and he criticized this black-hearted company more than once.

And in the latest issue of "Star Detective", the content of the program is about football criminal cases. He once drove in a serious manner and asked the guests if they could 'shoot'?

Li Haoran clearly mentioned these two points in this newly edited paragraph, that is, he pointed out his identity, and he also promoted his two programs. He is really so talented that it makes people speechless.

The barrage was boiling, just as Sa Ning had guessed, Li Haoran said with a smile: "Brother, when will you arrive? Are you jealous of potato shreds?"

"I'll be there at noon tomorrow!"

Sa Ning just answered before he could react, and after a second of realization, he roared: "What vinegar potato shreds, what I want to eat is spicy boiled fish, roast chicken..."

"Okay, okay, spicy boiled fish is spicy boiled fish!"

"There's also Roasted Chicken, stop playing word games with me, you can't miss either of the two dishes..."

Li Haoran frowned, guessing: "Why did you order two dishes? Could it be that our CCTV Baba sent two people here this time, who else is there besides you?"

Sa Ning couldn't be bothered to hide his voice anymore, and said depressedly: "You take your time to guess! That's it, hang up!"

beep beep...

A blind voice came decisively on the phone, Li Haoran smiled helplessly, hung up the phone and looked at Fatty and said, "There is one more person, I don't know who it could be?"

Fat Di lightly frowned and thought about it, while Dahua beside him was too lazy to use his brain and asked in confusion, "Who is Teacher Sa?"

"Um……"

Li Haoran prepared his words and explained: "Teacher Sa's image in the mainland is like Han Guo's...uh! He has no established image, he is just a coquettish and wonderful flower!"

Sa Baining, who was watching the live broadcast, "cursed" loudly in the live broadcast room, Dahua continued to be confused, and Fatty laughed and teased: "It is said that Teacher Sa is a weirdo, but you are the weirdest, okay?"

Being ridiculed by CP one after another, Li Haoran raised his head in dissatisfaction, and said, "Why am I so weird?"

Thinking of the depressed 2.4 incident just now, Fatty, who wanted to hit the wall, urgently needed to vent. He stared at Li Haoran's convincing words and said contemptuously: "You are the one who misled the atmosphere of CCTV. In the past, the host of CCTV In my mind, the image of being tall and superior is good now!"

"What's the matter now? I just want to ask what's the matter?"

"Since you made your debut, the hosts of the news network have actually worn flip-flops and big pants to broadcast important national events, and the hosts of the entertainment channels have all become second brothers and sisters, letting themselves go as a group..."

Interrupting Fatty who was talking nonstop, Li Haoran said speechlessly: "What do you mean, it's none of my business for them to let themselves go, I, a little host, can control them?"

"Besides, the news anchor's upper body is in a suit and leather shoes, and his lower body is shorts and flip-flops. Don't rely on me, okay?"

Chapter 565 Fatty's Keen Sixth Sense

Ever since CCTV anchors were released by CCTV one after another, the "Men's Gang" headed by Sa Baning, Li Haoran, Zhu Guangquan, Ma Dong, and Zhang Shaogang have completely let themselves go, and they are all playing "crazy"!

Not only them, but the strange side of news hosts has also been exposed on the Internet one after another, causing netizens to shout that they have been cheated for so many years, and their feelings have been 'deceived'.

"News Network" has been on the air for nearly 40 years. If the "Qing Dynasty survives", there is definitely no possibility of stopping the broadcast, and there will be no end.

Every night when the TV is turned on on time, people all over the country can hear this familiar melody. No matter which satellite station, the long-lasting melody that has been floating for more than 40 years is resounding.

As the most important program of CCTV, this program has become an important label of the Chinese government and the Chinese nation over time.

Being able to be the host of "News Network" is undoubtedly a very honorable thing. Even famous hosts such as He Jiong, Wang Han, and Hua Shao admire those who are the hosts of "News Network".

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But when the common people know that these hostess who usually look serious in suits and leather shoes on TV are wearing shorts or slacks or big pants on the lower body, they feel thunderous.

As the host of "News Network", it is a very serious and solemn thing to broadcast major events about the country and the world to the national audience every day.

On such an important and formal occasion, it is unquestionable to dress very formally.

Therefore, when the lower body photos of the news anchors came out, netizens all over the country expressed that their stomachs hurt from laughing.

CCTV's contrast is always unexpected! !

In the end, it all depends on Li Haoran, who made him the most turbulent one, and who made his show spread all over the world with the "Ice Bucket Challenge".

This is the truth of shooting the first bird!

beep ring...

Li Haoran was about to sternly refute Fatty's heresy, when the phone rang again untimely, interrupting his conversation.

After glaring at Fatty, who was making a grimace and pissed him off, Li Haoran answered the phone quite depressed, pressed the speakerphone and said, "Hello, this is the Mushroom House, how can I help you?"

A strange thing happened, the phone was silent for a while, making Li Haoran, Fat Di, and Dahua unclear, so after looking at each other for a long time, there was a burst of correct voice.

"Hello, I want to order a stewed chicken drumstick with mushrooms..."

Fat Di is very good at imitation, and is one of the most beautiful voice actors in the Chinese entertainment industry 'recognized' by fans. He raised his eyebrows and made a judgment instantly.

Looking at Li Haoran, Fat Di laughed and said: "This guest actually speaks with a computer-synthesized voice, so his voice should be very recognizable! Who is it?"

Da Hua knew very little about the Chinese entertainment industry, so he scratched his head in bewilderment, "Is it a computer-synthesized sound? Why didn't I hear it?"

The barrage of "You are stupid", Li Haoran who was sitting on the carpet frowned, involuntarily recalling the memories of his predecessor in his mind...

Unforgettable!

Even if it was a computer-synthesized voice, even an emotionless voice, when he heard the name of the dish 'Stewed Chicken Drumsticks with Mushrooms', Li Haoran's expression was still slightly stagnant.

Even if it was a computer-synthesized voice, even an emotionless voice, when he heard the name of the dish 'Stewed Chicken Drumsticks with Mushrooms', Li Haoran's expression was still slightly stagnant.

Fat Di was keenly aware of the change in expression at this moment, and she became puzzled, but she didn't think deeply about it. It was just the sixth sense of women that made her feel uneasy.

Li Haoran didn't see Fatty's eyes, and nodded in silence for a moment: "Okay, stewed chicken drumsticks with mushrooms, do you have any other dishes?"

The computer-synthesized voice answered the wrong question: "I've already eaten the dishes cooked by Mr. Huang, this time I want to eat the dishes cooked by you, Li Haoran, stewed chicken drumsticks with mushrooms."

"Wow! There is still such an operation, awesome!"

"Can Li Haoran know how to cook? He can't cook dark dishes, right?"

"Li Haoran is proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so simple things like cooking should not be difficult for him."

"That's right, I've always believed that I didn't cook until I gave Mr. Huang room to play."

"..."

There was a strange sound in the barrage, Fatty blinked his smokey eyes and felt that something was wrong, Li Haoran shook his head firmly and said: "Sorry, I don't know how to cook, unless you want to be poisoned to death."

"……All right!"

The computer-synthesized voice guest didn't struggle too much, and chose to give up very freely, paused for a while, and said: "That's it! I should rush to the mushroom house at noon tomorrow, goodbye."

The guest hung up the phone again, and there was a beeping blind tone in his ears. Li Haoran hung up, stretched his waist, stood up, looked at the two of them and said, "You guys smell, the smell of cooking is fragrant, this is minced meat The smell of vermicelli, the dishes should be cooked, let's go help."

Dahua was already very hungry. Hearing this, his eyes glowed and he said, "I'm going to eat rice. By the way, Brother Haoran, the first guest is Sa Ba Ning. Can you guess who the second guest is?"

'Regret' shook his head, Li Haoran shrugged and said: "I didn't guess it, how could it be guessed by the computer synthesized voice?"

"Oh!"

Dahua ran out of the room without any doubts, and reported to the two elders under the arbor to show the value of his existence.

The number of viewers in the 887 live broadcast room is not even one-tenth of that of Li Haoran. Poor Dahua can only increase the official version of the scene through these things, which is the sharp weapon for attracting fans.

When Dahua's figure completely disappeared at the door, Fatty squeezed his chin, stared at Li Haoran with his smokey eyes, and asked in a low voice: "You seem to have guessed who the guest is?"

Li Haoran's heart skipped a beat, his face remained calm, he rolled his eyes and said, "Which eye of yours saw me and guessed it?"

Shaking his head without blinking a pair of smoky eyes, Holmes Di was firm in his judgment, and said charmingly, "You didn't answer the phone with this kind of voice in the past, and your behavior just now was full of weirdness? Say, is this guest a woman?" Yes, is it a beautiful female guest, is she very familiar with you?"

Fat Di wanted to say: Have you ever eaten stewed chicken drumsticks with mushrooms together, but the camera kept filming and didn't ask, so he chose to hide this sentence in his heart.

Bingxue's smart girl knows what questions to ask and what not to ask.

A woman's sixth sense is truly terrifying. Li Haoran broke into a cold sweat, and said speechlessly: "Are you stupid? I am a person who respects the old and loves the young. If I speak indiscriminately, I have to separate people. I can be unscrupulous if I am familiar with you. Those who are not too different can also make jokes, but everyone can’t have a stingy attitude, can they?”.

Chapter 566 The Test of Survival Desire

Fatty understood Li Haoran's words, blinked his starry eyes and refused to believe it, and asked doubtfully, "You mean this guest is a highly respected senior?"

Glancing at the unfriendly Pang Di, out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Liu Yifei walking out of the bathroom gracefully, combing her hair gracefully, while standing in front of the wooden railing and staring at him.

But seeing this girl's eyebrows are curved, her little Qiong nose is slightly upturned, her face is like white jade, and her face is like a flower, and her clothes are not very luxurious. A string of pearl necklaces gave off a faint halo, which made her look like a jade jewellery.

An elegant woman is a unique landscape. Liu Yifei, who is bathing in a beauty, is like a faint orchid in an empty valley, like the sound of a flute in a moonlight. Let people aftertaste.

I have to admit that Liu Yifei is very fairy-like. She took off her tight denim outfit and wore a skirt to show her unique elegance.

But when he thought of what this woman had done, Li Haoran became so angry that he didn't bother to talk to her, and didn't want to talk to her at all.

Staring at Fatty, Li Haoran said in a silly tone: "She said that she had eaten the meals cooked by Mr. Huang Lei, and Mr. Huang officially cooked in public in "Where Are We Going, Dad" and "Longing for Life"."

"So what?"

Fatty nodded, not quite understanding!

Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran explained: "If you think about it carefully, there are only a few female stars in the entertainment industry who are prettier than you, Fatty. Zhao Liying, Yang Mi, Tong Liya, Song Zuer, and Guan Xiaotong have all participated in the show. May come again."

"You bastard, are you saying I'm not pretty?"

Fat Di gritted his teeth angrily and made a fist, and then Li Hao continued to speak straight after he realized: "And people like Tang Yan, Fan Yan, Gao Yuanyuan, and Yang Zi are not students of Chinese opera, and they have never worked with Teacher Huang. It is impossible." After eating the meal made by Mr. Huang, there can only be one explanation..."

Hearing what Fatty didn't understand here, he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "The explanation is: the guest is a highly respected senior〃". "

"bingo!"

After snapping his fingers loudly, Li Haoran let out a sigh of relief and said with a handsome smile: "The answer is correct, but there is no reward!"

Li Haoran laughed, Fatty also smiled sweetly, stepped forward and gently arranged his T-shirt, and said softly: "I don't want any reward, but I want to give you a reward."

He suddenly felt Rumang on his back, and his scalp was slightly numb. Li Haoran finally knew that something was wrong, and said awkwardly, "What reward?"

Hearing this, Fat Di smiled even sweeter, and put his plain hands on Li Haoran's cheeks, pausing on the base of his ears, and said sweetly: "Thank you for ranking me so low, thank you Li Haoran, for ranking me so low, when Your CP has really wronged you!"

Facing such goosebump-provoking Fat Di, Li Haoran smiled wryly, and surrendered: "Pang Di, I swear, you are definitely the most beautiful, and you will always be number one in my heart."

The barrage instantly burst into laughter, and the screen exploded densely, and I was amused by Li Hao's "desire to survive" that he realized later!

There is no sincerity in this statement, and they don't believe it at all!

"is it?"

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