Crown Dead

Ai Lei, who was planning the route design of the underworld railway transportation system, turned around curiously and asked Xian Yu, only to see that the latter was leaning on his chin pretending to be deep, and the light in the monitor in front of him was reflected on Xian Yu's face, which seemed inexplicable deep.

"That's right, I've been thinking about a question recently—why are the cadres at the village head level, the king's prestige is so high, but I don't have any majesty at all!"

Xian Yu complained to Ai Lei about all the injustices she had encountered.

"I think Xianyu is also very handsome...cough cough cough, in short, what's going on?"

Ai Lei shook her head, then put down the work at hand and walked to Xian Yu's side.After all, Xian Yu seldom complains about anything, and Ai Lei is also somewhat interested.

"Look at this group of people, it's too shameful!"

Xian Yu pointed to the screen in front of him, on which the TV news program "Love in BC" was playing.And the content currently being played is just related to Gilgamesh: "Gilgamesh, the king of Uruk, announced today that the King's Treasure Tourist Permit will be released for free for a limited time, and the citizens of Uruk have entered the venue in an orderly manner. King Shi’s chest and the magnificence inside the King’s Treasure House expressed admiration and emotion. Our King of Uruk said very boldly, “Don’t steal my treasure, you group of miscellaneous cultivators!” This kind of courage is really impressive. I am deeply moved, the citizens of Uruk have grown to respect and love this king even more."

With the end of the report, the picture also changed to another city-state. That city is exactly another human gathering place besides Uruk of this "Pseudo-Hall of Valor in Mesopotamia". city.

"Next we will make another report. You can see that the streets of Ur behind me are full of residents who come out to shop. Some of them are setting up stalls beside the street, and some are avoiding their daughters while rating women. Some are running away while avoiding the suspected father's pursuit, some are singing songs with only one note with the voice of nature, some are dying, all in all it is extremely lively, and the whole city is immersed in a sea of ​​joy."

"Hey... is there any holiday today? Although people here are like idiots, they celebrate the holiday almost every day, but the performance like that is too lively."

Ai Lei was attracted by the reports in the news, and unconsciously put her head in front of the screen.

"I'll take you out to play for a while after you finish your work, no, no, that's not the point - just keep reading and you'll know."

Xian Yu pointed to the screen, the news inside seemed to be in the interview stage, the reporter was asking a tourist.

"Can I ask you guys are so happy today, what are you celebrating?"

"Of course! We're celebrating a very great, once-in-a-lifetime holiday!"

"Only once in a lifetime? How sacred is it?"

"Of course it's [celebrating King Ur fell to his death 34 times in his toilet] anniversary!"

click!

The picture freezes at the moment when his appearance is extremely hearty, just like a certain double-knife DD leader smiling.

"Is it plausible? Is it plausible? Is it plausible!"

Xian Yu knocked hard on the TV.

"Look at the king next door who is one person under one person and above ten thousand people. He walks everywhere with miscellaneous cultivators and street lamps in his hands. Anyone who sees them must respectfully shout "The king is awesome", or they will all be killed." Stuff it into the cannon and set it on fireworks. What about me? I am also the head of the village head of the [Mesopotamia Tourist Club] in name, why is there such a difference in treatment! Look at those people, is it reasonable! Take The number of times I burp farts is just for the holidays, and I don’t even bother to make up a whole number! This is not going to work, I must find my long-lost majesty, and return to the highest peak of power in this place!"

Xian Yu got up, smugly swore an oath to Ai Lei.

"Hmm... poof."

Ai Lei nodded, then turned her head away and made a sound of suspected laughter.

"You're not listening at all, you're laughing all the time!!"

Xian Yu ran around the flower bed in tears.

"Yes, I'm sorry... This is indeed a very serious matter, after all, Xian Yu is often teased by some new ghosts in the underworld."

Ai Lei blushed because of suppressed laughter to appease Xian Yu, and by the way told the bitter blood and tears that this gatekeeper of the underworld encountered in his work.

Perhaps because of his mediocre appearance and his appearance of neither human nor ghost, nor fish nor fish, Xianyu, the gatekeeper who is clearly responsible for the extradition of souls, often encounters newcomers who are reckless ghosts as ordinary passers-by to play pranks on.

"That is to say, I am an unsung hero who has saved the world countless times, but in the end, I have fallen to the point where even a DD can mock me. This kind of life can no longer continue. Fortunately, I have mastered the key to completely change the status quo. The trick is to start implementing it today!"

"Are you going to become a child mode! Yes yes yes yes yes!!"

"Wow, don't jump over suddenly?"

Ai Lei, who heard that Xian Yu was about to make a change, immediately rushed forward with bright eyes, and asked excitedly.

"It won't change! I will never touch any strange little medicine bottle again in my life, there is no real fragrance!"

"Hey...that's really a pity, I even bought a camera from Merlin that's said to be able to take pictures of people's clothes..."

Allie felt lost from the bottom of her heart.

"That guy Merlin's business has already expanded into the fraud industry... Besides, boss, what are you doing to buy something that sounds super dangerous?"

"Hmm! Dang, of course it's... here, changing clothes for the ghosts... um."

"Liar!"

"Woooo—"

The ghost on the side protested.

"Look, ghosts don't believe it."

Xian Yu vaguely felt that if the previous situation really happened in the future, it is estimated that the boss's side would not be able to be the last safe haven.

"So, how do you plan to establish your prestige? If you want to create a strong sense of oppression and fear, I am an expert in this field~!"

Ai Lei changed the subject awkwardly, and then proudly puffed up her chest and said.

"Even Xiao Heizhen's words are better than yours."

Xian Yu poked the tip of Ai Lei's nose, and the latter broke down in a second after she made a cute sound.

"In short, after several days and nights of thinking, I finally understand why I can't become a person like the king!"

"Hmm... because you are poorer?"