Crown Dead

"Damn! Don't mention such vulgar things!"

Ten million negative Weng felt as if a knife was piercing his heart, and then pointed to the photo of himself and Gilgamesh on the TV together.

"Look, boss, what is the most obvious difference between me and the king?"

"Hmm...species?"

"That's not it! It's this!"

Boom!With a bang, Xianyu's fingers slapped Gilgamesh's abdomen on the screen.

"It's the abs."

"……Eh?"

"I finally understand that the fundamental reason why I can't be a guy like the king is that I don't have eight-pack abs."

Xian Yu was serious, without any sense of joking.

"I'm going to -- build muscle."

so declared.

Ai Lei was worried and considered whether to ask Miss Nightingale, whom Hei Zhen met before when she went out to run a group, to arrange a number for her.

Chapter 02. Get a Card

"Well... anyway, what are you going to do?"

After all, it is Ai Lei, and she has seen a lot of nonsense and unrealistic thoughts of Xian Yu. After complaining a lot in her mind at first, she also began to seriously ask Xian Yu what to do.After all, if Xianyu can really develop a six-pack abs, it will be a good thing for Ai Lei, at least very eye-catching.

"Well, of course I have a plan. In short, go buy protein harmony powder first, right?"

After assuming a confident pose, Xianyu took out a flyer from his pocket that would piss off the artist, which said "You can become a muscular man with a spoon! Let your biceps play taiko master!" "This kind of extremely weird protein harmony powder advertisement.

"Although I have absolutely no experience in this area, I always feel that exercising should not be such a simple matter..."

Ai Lei went up to look at the ingredients list of the protein harmony powder, which says 19 yuan and 9 nationwide free shipping (except Chaldea, Clock Tower, and Avalon Underworld): Philosopher's Stone powder, Phoenix Feather Root, Tang Monk's Foot Skin , tears of the cherry dragon, starch of long-legged potatoes, pork loin, origin stone, concentrated pomelo, half-step epilepsy with a smile, Olga's blood, and premium brand bread crumbs.

"—No egg whites at all! Xian Yu, no matter how you look at it, this thing is not edible, even if it is made into potato flour, it will kill people! And the price and the ingredients in it are completely irrelevant, right?"

Ai Lei doesn't cook much, last time she was taught by Sakura in Fuyuki, but even so, the lord of the underworld can still tell what can be eaten and what can eat the dead.

It is obvious that the protein harmony powder of "Original Bean Daddy VAN DARK Hohenheim" in Xian Yu's hand should not be used for eating, but as a catalyst for alchemy.

"I've bought ten barrels with all my assets plus the money I borrowed from Jingu!"

Xian Yu pointed proudly at the cardboard boxes piled up in the corner at some time, and slipped the IOU in his pocket that said "if you don't pay back the money within fifteen days, you will sink into the Persian Gulf and feed you to the same kind".

"Hey!? Didn't you say that there is no free shipping here... No, no, why can't you even scrape together 200 yuan for Xianyu? It's not right, you can't eat those ones at a glance! They have been exuding super food since just now. The pungent smell, I thought it was asphalt used for railway repairs?"

Ai Lei rubbed her eyebrows. Usually, Heizhen or Tia is responsible for complaining/gnawing head attacks in this situation. A gloomy guy like herself really doesn't know how to complain about the aftermath.

"Ai Lei, you probably haven't heard of it, there is such a saying in my country - good medicine tastes bitter."

"Yes, is that so...!"

The innocent Grim Reaper, who has rarely been out of the house except the underworld, was naturally taken aback by Xianyu, Ai Lei could only choose to trust Xianyu, and watched helplessly as he twisted one of the bottles of powder and poured it into her mouth inside.

And then died.

——Although he failed to become a big muscle tyrant, he seemed to see the door of truth in an instant.

The aftermath of the parties described it this way.

In the end, all the protein and harmony powder borrowed from Jingu were packaged and thrown into Tia's sea of ​​life, and the result was that for a long time, the villagers responded to the "Dragon Ball Detector (Geiger Counter)" distributed by King Ur for free. "Is it broken? It keeps ringing against all kinds of snails.

Xian Yu said with a face of cold sweat that he had no idea what was going on, and if there was a problem, it must be Merlin's fault.

The instant hunk project seems to have gone bankrupt, and Xianyu's eight-pack abs plan has not started yet, and it has been fused into one piece.

"Well, Xianyu, why don't you go to Uruk to have a look? If I remember correctly, Ishtar seems to have mentioned something before, saying that there seems to be an organization dedicated to exercising there."

Ai Lei cheered up Xian Yu who had gone wrong and failed, and at the same time encouraged him to work harder.

"Hey—a special organization, it sounds like a lot of trouble. This is the moon where even the universal wishing machine is disliked by everyone. Saber Longxiong can complete the moon at the speed of light as long as he pulls out a big ♂ gun! Honestly! Exercising to get an eight-pack abs or something sounds like shit, there's a way to be muscular just by lying still?"

"..."

Ailei glanced at Xianyu who was in disabled mode, and sighed.

"Although I don't know what you mean, Xian Yu, but in short, please please please...please lie down...!"

Ai Lei suddenly sat upright and knelt on the ground, shyly looked at the ceiling, and then patted her legs lightly.

"Why, why is it suddenly the development of the knee pillow...!"

Ai Lei's aggressive and daring attack made Xian Yu stunned, but it was only for a moment, and then Xian Yu shook his head, carefully and nervously resting his head on the thigh of the goddess of the underworld.

"—"

The knee pillow, which was thought to make people's heart beat endlessly, would be fatal, but after actually lying on it, it was unexpectedly not particularly restless.

Ai Lei's slender palms gently caressed and swam on Xian Yu's hair. Although her body was in perfect condition, her tense spirit did gradually dissipate under Ai Lei's smooth hair.

A nameless drowsiness surged into Xianyu's consciousness. Before falling into a dream, Xianyu looked at Ai Lei's red pupils and asked his only question curiously: "Ai Lei, what does this have to do with becoming a macho? ...?"

"Of course, there is a way to easily become a muscular man without doing anything—that's just a dream."