You're Lazy, Dracula

"Because when I sit there, they will look at me with all kinds of strange eyes. Either they run away blushing when they see me, or they look at me with gloating or hateful eyes. The fox who just came yesterday is avoiding me, making me feel awkward... Ah, speaking of this, how is Kezi?"

"She? She looked like she couldn't accept it before, but later she found that I was also lying next to her. I don't know what turn she had made in her mind. Afterwards, she accepted the reality decisively and looked very happy."

Naiyazi pouted and replied:

"Who knows what she's thinking about? Kezi's thoughts were considered unique in the old days. Even I sometimes don't understand what she's thinking about."

"You still have the nerve to say, half of the reason for this situation is you."

Dracula glared at Naiyazi and said:

"Speaking of which, when this kind of thing happened, normal women would avoid me, and at least it would be embarrassing to meet me. Why are you so calm?"

"That is, although I am a girl now, do you think I look like a normal girl?"

Naiyazi asked back very proudly, and then continued to ask:

"By the way, what happened last night? I don't remember clearly. Besides me, how many girls did you attack?"

"I also want to ask this question."

Dracula replied with an aggrieved face:

"When I'm drunk, I usually lie down and don't move around, and after you drank me last night, I lost consciousness and passed out. So your question should be, how many girls were right last night? I made a move?"

"Oh, you actually use this kind of statement, do you want to shift the responsibility to us?"

Naiyazi looked at Dracula with a little contempt.

"I didn't say I was irresponsible."

Dracula sighed and replied:

"Besides, what I said is the truth. I really want to know how many people attacked me last night."

It's no wonder he thinks this way, because this morning even Suika Ibuki, who has always been carefree, shyly expressed in front of Dracula that he would take the responsibility of being a male monster, which made Dracula feel really hurt in his heart. Can't stop, you know, before today, he always regarded Ibuki Suika as a cute subordinate.Now, without knowing exactly what happened last night, Dracula had no choice but to shoulder the responsibilities that men should bear.

"This is simple, anyway, you are ready to take responsibility together."

Naiyazi rolled his eyelids and gave him an idea.

"At that time, push them one by one individually, and you will know who shot you and who didn't hit you last night."

Dracula thought about it for a while, and felt that although the method Naiyazi said sounds very vulgar, it is indeed the most effective method. Of course, the premise is that he can pass the level of Wuzhi and that month. , Wuzhi is okay, he was the one who won the first place.The most important thing is that month in Nangong. Although the two of them have acquiesced in their relationship with each other, Dracula has not crossed the line with her, and he did not bring her with him last night.What Naiyazi said before, "If Wuzhi dares to do this, so will that month", Wuzhi secretly peeped at her. Observing Yue's character and behavior, she casually used mustache to scare the four of them, and to urge them to act.Judging from the current results, Naiyazi should have been capsized by the waves and put herself and Kezi in, but judging from her calm and calm performance now, Dracula felt that maybe the current situation is the only one. It was the result she wanted to see.

So Dracula asked again:

"Okay, don't talk about me, you promised me to tell me the whole story after Wuzhi and that month's lesson. Now that I've survived, you should tell me what you plan to do right?"

"Okay, anyway, my goal has been achieved."

Naiyazi leaned over, stretched out his hands very actively, and encircled Dracula's arm, then rubbed his face on his arm, and replied:

"Since you want to know, of course I won't keep it from you."

This is the first time Dracula saw Naiyazi showing such a cute look in front of him. look.

While silently reminding himself that this is Naiyazi must be thinking about making trouble in his heart, Dracula urged:

"Tell me about it."

"Yeah, all of this started when I accidentally found out that Yog and Shabu were secretly plotting against me."

Maintaining this intimate posture, Naiyazi squinted his eyes and told Dracula everything.

50. Routine

The story goes back to the time before Dracula woke up. It was a peaceful afternoon in the Cthulhu universe, and Naiyazi moved his hands and feet on the believer planet of his brothers and sisters again.She lured the believers of the two outer gods, created a device to attract Gheros, and then let [Voice of the Celestial Body] awaken an old ruler on the believer's planet, causing heavy losses to the believers of the two outer gods.

"I can't take it anymore."

While cleaning up the mess for his followers, Shab Nicholas said to Yog-Sothoth who came with him:

"This is the third time this year... Last time she summoned the clones of Hastur and Cthulhu to the planet of my believers, this time she called Gehros again. If it weren't for watching her as She has a special position, I would have killed her a long time ago!"

"I can hardly bear it anymore."

Even Yog-Sothoth, who has always been relatively calm and calm, replied in the same way. When it spoke, it used its own power to easily suppress the old ruler who was raging on the planet again, and it fell into a trap. In deep sleep.Then it goes on to say:

"Even if she is a compatriot of the two of us, she is too annoying. If it weren't for her being one of the most powerful Outer Gods, she would have been killed by someone's teamwork when she went out. Do you know how many old masters Those who want to kill her, and the Deflagration that follows her all the year round?"

"I don't know about this problem, all I know is that I want to kill her now too."

Shabu Nicholas looked at his devastated planet of believers. Although this planet may look bad to humans due to the particularity of believers, the outer gods have the views of outer gods, and now this planet, even if it is Shabu Nicholas also looked devastated.When her eyes swept over, she clearly saw the bodies of several black goat cubs overturned in a mountain field. They were the children of Shab Nicholas who died when the old rulers were raging. The mother god's mood was even worse.

"Yog, you are omniscient, can you control that annoying guy?"

asked Shab Nicholas.

"Nyarlathotep's position is very important. First of all, we must consider this issue. If we really let Nyarlathotep be subdued, then who will take her position? And, I believe you understand, Our sister is also not an easy person, even if we manage to clean it up, it will probably bring us a lot of losses."

Yog-Sothoth calmly analyzed:

"So I suggest that if you really want to deal with her, we should first find someone who can replace her, and then send her out of this universe and our god system in a gentler way. In this way, if you are okay, After packing up, let's do a poll first, let me see how many old gods and ancient gods want Nyarlathotep to leave."

Shab Nicholas hastily dealt with the mess on his own planet, and his consciousness left to go to the universe to ask the opinions of other existences, while Yog-Sothoth took care of his believer planet slowly and returned to his place. waiting in time and space.

The black goat moved quickly, and it was not long before she was back at Yog-Sothoth's side.