You're Lazy, Dracula

"How is the result?"

asked Yog-Sothoth.

"Almost unanimously passed..."

Shabu Nicholas replied.

"Nearly unanimous vote?"

Yog-Sothoth didn't ask any more. It took advantage of its omniscient nature to peek at the results, and found that it was because Shab Nicholas went to the palace of Azathoth in the center of the universe halfway and asked the boss for his opinion.Azathoth was busy holding his weird "concert" and didn't pay much attention to Shabu Nicholas, so Shabu Nicholas counted abstention votes for Azathoth. The Old Ones and Outer Gods that Shab Nicholas asked about, all the existences voted for Naiazi to get out of this option. Some Old Ones even declared that if Yog-Sothoth and Shab Nicholas could succeed, they would change immediately. Believe in these two outer gods.

"Okay, since everyone doesn't like her so much, then I'll tell you how to do it."

Yog-Sothoth cleared his throat, and said to Shab Nicholas:

"Isn't that Nyarlathotep guy obsessed with playing human beings recently, and even changed his existence and gender into the appearance of a human girl? Then we will follow the human concept and make Nyarlathotep this The restless [sister] just get married."

"You actually came up with such a wild idea?"

Shabu Nicholas asked suspiciously:

"First, although Nyarlathotep is addicted to role-playing, Nyarlathotep is still Nyarlathotep. Is there any existence in this universe that can withstand such a partner? Second, if you let her marry, she will Be obedient and get married in your wedding dress? I have to say, your idea is too fantastic, Yog."

"No, first of all, the first question, why do we need to find suitable targets in this universe? Outside of this universe, in the multiverse, although it is likely to be too few to count on one hand, we can still find suitable targets. some of them."

Yog-Sothoth replied calmly:

"The second question is even simpler. Among human beings, not all parents are willing to get engaged. We can also follow suit. At worst, I and you will work together to create an item specially designed to deal with her. , Shab, your strength carries this nature."

"..."

Shab Nicholas thought for a while, and felt that what Yog-Sothoth said had some truth, and anyway, it didn't cost money to try, so the two outer gods tossed about in Yog-Sothoth's lair for a long time, Made an item with my own strength.

"What form should I give it?"

asked Shab Nicholas.

"Nyarlathotep likes human creations, so give it the form of human creations."

Yog-Sothoth replied.It used its own power to turn this "item" specially made to deal with Nyarlathotep into a wine bottle made by humans.

"How do we trick Nyarlathotep into drinking it?"

After finishing, Shabu Nicholas asked.

"No tricks."

Yog-Sothoth replied:

"Take the thing back and hide it. The deeper the better, with Nyarlathotep's character, he will definitely steal this thing secretly while you are away."

"good idea."

Shabu Nicholas replied, and took the bottle back to his lair, and hid it under the stone he likes to sleep on most.Then, as Yog-Sothoth said, Nyarlathotep took the bottle of wine secretly while Shab Nicholas was out.

51. Serial Routine

"Then you use what was used against you to deal with me?"

Dracula stared at Naiyako and asked.

"Of course not. Shabu and Yog wanted to trick me. Who is Miss Ben? How could they be tricked by them so easily."

Naiyazi smiled triumphantly, and continued to explain to Dracula:

"After I found the [gift] prepared for me by the two of them from Shabu, it didn't take me long to figure out the effect of that thing, and I almost understood the calculations of the two of them. But this thing and their The calculation coincides with a certain purpose of my plan."

"I'm more curious about how you tested the effect of their thing?"

Dracula interrupted Naiyazi and asked.

"There is a gram!"

Naiyako replied shamelessly.

Dracula silently decided that he would treat Kezi a little better in the future.

"As for my purpose, it's actually job-hopping."

Naiyazi continued to explain to Dracula:

"Lord Azathoth, I really can't afford to serve the boss. It's fine for Yog and Shabu to do their duty, but I'm really afraid that one day when I return to the shrine to hand in the task, I will be thinking about it. What kind of Master Azathoth slapped him to death. The two of them want to play, and I don’t want to accompany them. So I started planning a long time ago how to change jobs logically without being caught by Asato. Master Stab, Shab and Yog, the three of them will fight to death."

"Okay, I get it now."

Dracula followed what Naiyazi said, and said:

"The reason why you are so obnoxious and like to cause trouble is also to serve this ultimate goal, right?"

"That's not true, those are my original interests."

Naiyazi shook his dumb hair, and said an answer that left Dracula speechless.

"But this personality is also helpful to my goal. First of all, I have to make my colleagues and subordinates intolerable to me and want me to get out, and then I can change jobs logically. After all, it's not me. My duty is very important in our place."

Indeed, the messenger of the supreme leader is an important position no matter where it is, and this was the duty of Nyarlathotep when Nyarak's boss, Azathoth, was still a god of blindness and ignorance without intelligence. It is even more important.

"But although Shabu and Yog have kindly helped me plan the way out, I can't just find someone and hand myself over. This person must first be pleasing to my eyes, and just in case, at least I won't be Master Azathoth was beaten to death, right? Just as I was hesitating, you just woke up."