Conan: I Know Beast Language

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The first thousand and fifty-three chapters I said, why does that girl look familiar, the co-author is like Yuantai...

Mu Tianyuan was stunned for a long time after he found cat litter in the pile of couriers bought by the little fox. He couldn't understand why the little fox would think of buying cat litter!To know that the little fox is a fox, do you still need this!That's all, the problem is that the little fox bought a lot of things, and Mu Tianyuan was finally responsible for taking the blame. On the first day, Mu Tianyuan's mother... didn't say anything, and she didn't say anything the next day. What to say, because Mu Tianyuan's mother was not at home that day!But on the third day, Mu Tianyuan's mother decided to talk to Mu Tianyuan, because Mu Tianyuan had too many deliveries!In just two more days, he has already become a legend in the community!Everyone in the neighbors knows that Mu Tianyuan has started to celebrate the hand-chopping festival ahead of time. When Mu Tianyuan's mother went out to buy groceries, several aunts and aunts chatted with her about it. Ask Mu Tianyuan if he has found a discounted online shop.

My mother talked to me about online shopping. What can I say? I can’t let myself tell my mother what I bought in the past few days. I didn’t buy it, but the little fox bought it with my mobile phone!If he said this, Mu Tianyuan felt that the possibility of his mother whipping him with slippers was much greater than the possibility of her believing that he was telling the truth... After all, a fox addicted to online shopping is something that anyone who has not seen with his own eyes Who will believe what you say!However, the little fox is still very vigilant. My mother passed by the little fox who was shopping online countless times, but she didn't find out what the little fox was doing there. Sometimes she thought that the little fox was curious about the phone, and sometimes the little fox just went to the phone. After lying down, she either pretended to be asleep or... pretended to be stupid, so Mu Tianyuan's mother missed the countless chances to solve the case. In the end, after a long time of messing around, it was still Mu Tianyuan's fault!But this pot Mu Tianyuan still has to recite: Ah, I can't have to... prove my innocence, let the little fox shop online in front of his mother to prove that he didn't lie, if that's the case, God knows how old he is. Will Mom faint?Anyway... Mu Tianyuan felt that his mother could accept a cute little fox as a family member, but she probably wouldn't accept a little fox who could read and shop online... This kind of ordinary people would have to die if they saw it, okay? ! "Okay, okay, I know!"

After hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox flicked his tail to agree, and then the little fox said: "Hey, look at this drying rack, is it good?"

Mu Tianyuan: "...you can do whatever you want."

Just when Mu Tianyuan had completely given up on getting his phone back from the little fox's paw, someone knocked on the door of his room twice, and then Mu Tianyuan's mother opened the door and came in, looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Why are you still here?" Lie here and pack up quickly!"

"What are you doing?"

Mu Tianyuan sat up from the bed and looked at his mother in confusion and asked, while Mu Tianyuan's mother looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "You must have forgotten to meet that little girl today, right?" "

"You are old and wise, I really forgot..."

After thinking about it for a while, Mu Tianyuan realized that he had really forgotten about this. His mother didn't know where to draw a chick, and she insisted on going on a blind date by herself. For... the tradition of blind date Mu Tianyuan really didn't have much interest in the entertainment activities, and this matter was booked when he came back to visit his relatives last time, after a long time, Mu Tianyuan put this matter behind him.

After changing his clothes, Mu Tianyuan was bringing his wallet, and by the way, he took out his mobile phone from under the little fox, and planned to go out to participate in the popular entertainment activity of blind date, and when the little fox saw that Mu Tianyuan was about to go out, he ran away Jumped to Mu Tianyuan's shoulder, but just when the little fox landed on Mu Tianyuan's shoulder, Mu Tianyuan's mother reached out and hugged the little fox from behind: "You don't want to go, little guy, the restaurant is not allowed Small animals went in."

"Hey, I'm going to watch the excitement!"

While holding on to Mu Tianyuan's shoulders with two front paws, putting on a posture of not giving up, then the little fox turned to look at Mu's mother and yelled a few times. Mu Tianyuan's mother couldn't understand what the little fox was saying What are you calling, but I was amused by the little fox's appearance, but Xiaogui's mother was still persistent and didn't let go. She was very persistent to get the little fox off Mu Tianyuan's shoulders. Seeing this situation, she looked at Mu Tian Yuandao: "Tell my mom, let her go, I'm going to watch the fun. "I can't do anything about it,"

Mu Yuan smiled and shrugged at the little fox while using a dedicated line: "So you should stay at home and give the chicken legs to eat when I come back."

Little Fox: "...I want three, no, five! Otherwise, I won't slap my claws!"

Although it is interesting to watch the excitement, it is nothing compared to chicken legs!An hour later, Mu Tianyuan, who participated in the blind date, came back with a stinky face. The little fox who had been squatting at the door when the door opened yelled at Mu Tianyuan, "Drumsticks!"

"What about this?"

Mu Tianyuan shook a plastic bag in his hand, and then walked towards the sofa and said, "My mother, I have to talk to her, where is this wonderful thing, bitch I've seen it a lot, but what I saw this time was really beyond my expectations!"

Except for the little fox... who can speak in front of a limited number of people, he uses the private line to chat with himself privately, especially when he is at home, even if he is in his own room. With a very low voice, I am afraid that my family will find out. Now that the little fox dares to speak like this, the only explanation is... there is no one at home! "Mom and the old lady went out for a walk,"

The little fox hopped up and down to the tea table while answering while staring at the plastic bag in Mu Tianyuan's hand without blinking. Hearing this, Mu Tianyuan let out an oh and handed a chicken leg to the little fox. The fox said, "Then why didn't you go?"

"Mom wanted to take me there, but I hid it."

The little fox ate happily and explained, and then the little fox said to Mu Tianyuan: "What's the matter, from your tone, your blind date is not going well?"

"Don't mention it, now I wonder if my mother's so-called walk is going out to avoid the limelight!"

Mu Tianyuan sighed and then said a little madly: "That girl, don't mention how rich postmodernism looks, let alone her figure, she is all handsome, even if she is not handsome! She Well..."

"Type"

Wait: After Mu Tianyuan finished speaking, the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and rushed to answer, and Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes and said: "The shape is not bad, the one you look at from the front is also a shape when you look at it from the side, but it's just a reverse. Type!"

The little fox was stunned for a moment with the chicken leg in its mouth, then blinked and said: "Isn't that Yuan Tai?"

Mu Tianyuan: "...I just said that that woman looks familiar, I thought I'd seen her before, but now that you say it from the front, it's really a bit too far-fetched!"

When Mu Tianyuan saw that... the blind date, he felt a little familiar. He just didn't remember that he had seen her there. Now that the little fox said that, Mu Tianyuan suddenly found out, this is really a bit weird What does Er Yuanta mean! "Hey, that girl really looks like Yuantai! Can you still watch it!"

The little fox was just talking casually, but he didn't expect the truth to hit the mark. At that time, the little fox took a sharp breath, and even dropped the chicken leg in his mouth in shock. Yuantai's body size, a man is... It's okay, but if I were a woman, would I still be able to watch this! "Ha ha."

Mu Tianyuan chuckled twice, then looked at the ceiling and said, "The point is, her overall figure is not as good as Yuantai's!"

"My God, can that strong man still watch?"

The chicken leg that the little fox had just picked up fell off again, and the whole fox was a little dumbfounded. After trying hard to imagine for a long time, the little fox couldn't imagine what kind of honor the strong man who had a blind date with Mu Tianyuan today was. ... "Hehe, look"

Mu Tianyuan gave a half-smile, then looked at the little fox and said, "I think we were all lied to by my mother. Didn't she say that restaurants are not allowed to bring animals? This is definitely a lie! If I had known, I would have I'll take you with me, after all... girls can go in, why can't you go in?"

"Is she already so beyond imagination?"

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan with a look of surprise, Mu Tianyuan's words were beyond his realm, what kind of appearance does that girl have to be in order to reach this level! "She is beyond the imagination of most human beings!"

Mu Tianyuan replied angrily, and then Mu Tianyuan took a deep breath and said: "You don't know, I have had blind dates so many times, but this time is the most embarrassing for me, sitting with her Not to mention how eye-catching it is, more than half of the people in the restaurant have nothing to do, just look at us, especially when they look at me, not to mention how weird it is! Even, I even heard the two little girls at the next table muttering, What are you talking about, am I being taken over by a rich woman! What the hell, labor and management have never been insulted like this before!"

"calm down!"

The little fox quickly persuaded Mu Tianyuan, then pushed the bag of chicken legs towards Mu Tianyuan and said, "Eat two bites of chicken legs and calm down! Hey! You really eat it! I'll be polite to you!"

"I'll get back to you,"

While eating, Mu Tianyuan said angrily: "You don't know, I didn't even eat a bite of the food because it made her so frightened! By the way, do you know what that bitch said to me? She said she She has been single all the time because no one is chasing her, it’s because she has high vision! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Have you worn Hubble?"

Chapter 54 Mu Tianyuan: Thanks to me washing my hands carefully...

"Calm down, don't get excited, if you don't like it, someone might like it, as the saying goes, each has its own love!"

Seeing Mu Tianyuan's excited appearance, the little fox immediately persuaded him again, then the little fox tilted his head to look at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Besides, aren't you a hooligan in the first place?"

This is said as if you were a serious person!Mu Tianyuan: "... If I just take a look at me, I'll be a gentleman!"

Damn it, little fox has to... force himself to death, right? "Okay! As soon as you say this, there is nothing wrong with it!"

The little fox immediately nodded at Mu Tianyuan, then the little fox tilted his head to look at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Speaking of which, did you get mad at her, or else your reaction was a little too aggressive!"

"Can you not be angry? Think about it, I have been treated as a little boy who was taken care of by her!"

Mu Tianyuan gritted his teeth and replied, and then Mu Tianyuan said: "I have seen someone who is smelly and shameless, but I have never seen someone who is smellier and shameless than me. I didn't realize that she is even worse than me until today." Smelly shameless! I really echoed that old saying, a mountain is higher than a mountain! And this girl is so familiar, she actually asked me how many houses I have when I saw her for the first time. Is it under my name, how much salary a month, how much savings, what kind of car to go out with, she thinks a lot about it!"