Conan: I Know Beast Language

"Tsk tsk, she has high vision. If you don't ask clearly, how will you know whether you are worthy of her?"

The little fox quickly gnawed the chicken legs and replied with a smile, "I've already said it all, I have high eyesight!"How could someone with such high vision just pick one casually? At the very least, you have to find out the details of the other party first! "cut,"

Mu Tianyuan curled his lips in disdain, and then Mu Tianyuan said a little depressed: "I just said that traditional entertainment such as blind date is not suitable for me. Look at what's going on! Mom is too, why? Just draw this one out for me, if all the women in the world are like her, I would rather live with a blow-up doll for the rest of my life!"

"Won't the inflatable doll age?"

The little fox's face was filled with surprise, Mu Tianyuan tilted his head and thought for a while, "I don't know, we've never bought such a high-tech thing."

"Speaking of which, didn't you say that this is the daughter of my mother's colleague? Could it be that my mother has never seen it before?"

After the little fox threw the chicken bones into the trash can, he looked at Mu Tianyuan curiously and asked, Mu Tianyuan froze for a moment, then suddenly frowned and said, "If you don't tell me, I forgot, Aunt Chen's daughter, I I've seen it before, it's not like this, even if I haven't seen it for more than ten years, it won't make the female university 72 look like this!"

"Maybe the gene has mutated. By the way, give me the phone, and I'll buy a drying rack!"

The little fox pulled out a chicken leg and ate it slowly while looking at Mu Tianyuan.

"Why don't you take a look to see if there are warehouses for sale online, and you can buy a warehouse by the way, otherwise our house will almost not be able to accommodate it."

With some helplessness, Mu Tianyuan took out his phone with one hand and threw it to the little fox, then threw down the drumstick with the other hand and stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom, damn it, I just want to shock that... I'm so honored, I forgot to pee..."

After 1 minute, the little fox blinked his eyes and smashed his mouth, and then suddenly screamed sadly: "My chicken drumstick clothes hanger! I just ate two bites just when I was about to pay!"

"...you don't miss your drying rack, and besides, I know you're depressed, but can you stop mixing the two things together?"

Mu Tianyuan looked helplessly at the little fox rolling on the bed, and then Li Junyang said with some gratitude: "Speaking of which, it's thanks to not being sent back when I was halfway peeing, otherwise I don't know how to deal with this sudden situation."

"Damn it, don't you know how to give a notice when the family visit is over! If I had known, I would have placed an order quickly and finished the chicken legs!"

The little fox rolled on the bed and got up and complained very unhappily, then the little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and said, "Hey, you are trying to watch the plot again, right? I want to return here before the end of the family vacation ...There are only two ways, one is to wait for the time to end, and the other is...to watch Conan's anime, and now I suddenly came back and said...Mu Tianyuan peeped at Conan! "Please, what do you think our bathroom is Will there be something in it that allows me to peek at the plot!Besides, as for me watching Conan while urinating, I love him so much, it’s still a diuretic.”

Hearing what the little fox said, Mu Tianyuan rolled his eyes at the time. After trying this several times and losing countless family leave, he had completely given up the idea of ​​cheating and watching the plot in advance, not to mention that he was in the bathroom at the time. Here, there is no such equipment as TV and computer in my bathroom, and my mobile phone was being bought online by the little fox at the time, how could I watch the plot!What's more, I love Conan so much that I don't forget to look at this guy when I pee!Is it possible that I have to pray to Conan before peeing!I don't have this belief! "Woo... So the family leave is really over?"

Hearing Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox immediately laid down on the bed listlessly, muttering: "My chicken legs, my clothes rack, and my pile of couriers that haven't arrived, it seems that they can only be delivered." I won't be able to see them until I go back to my hometown next time..."

"I didn't say you, didn't you calculate the time in advance?"

Mu Tianyuan looked at the little fox with drooping ears and said helplessly, the little fox looked up at Mu Tianyuan with drooping ears and said, "Why don't you count?"

Mu Tianyuan spread his hands very simply and said, "I've already lost the concept of time, okay!"

Mu Tianyuan has given up paying attention to... the time as he stays in this world where time is like running water for longer It can be used for a lifetime, who cares about that... ah!How about getting used to it, because over time, even Mu Tianyuan doesn't care what the date is when he goes back to his hometown to visit relatives... "What a coincidence, so do I,"

The little fox had the same problem as Mu Tianyuan. Now that he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, the little fox rolled his eyes, looked at Mu Tianyuan, sighed and replied, and then the little fox muttered again: "Drumstick drying rack..."

"Wait a minute: I'll just go and buy it for you."

Mu Tianyuan looked helplessly at the battered little fox and comforted him, but the little fox gave Mu Tianyuan a blank look and said, "Can it be the same! The chicken legs in our hometown are much tastier than the ones here!"

"But I've never seen you eat less when you eat..."

Mu Tianyuan curled his lips and muttered, "I think the chicken legs here are not tasty, but you are very happy when you eat it!"You can even support yourself so that you can't get up, okay!Why didn't I see you say it wasn't delicious? Then Mu Tianyuan walked out of the room and said, "You miss your chicken drumsticks slowly, I have to go to the bathroom."

"Didn't you go to the toilet before?"

The little fox looked at Mu Tianyuan and asked curiously when he heard Mu Tianyuan's words, and Mu Tianyuan was depressed and even more grateful when he heard this: "Eating chicken legs is full of oil, so at first I I'm washing my hands, but it's also thanks to my careful washing, if I wash my hands so fast for about ten seconds, I'm afraid I'll have to pass through time..."

Don't mention how lucky Mu Tianyuan is now, when he thinks about the sudden end of his family leave, and then his time-traveling posture, he would rather find the root of it: Noodles hanged! "I really want to know why I have to go to school again. Isn't it just summer vacation before? Why do I feel like it hasn't been a few days?"

This morning, Mu Tianyuan was carrying a schoolbag and following Xiaolan Yuanzi, muttering depressedly, this morning Xiaolan Yuanzi and the others suddenly came to tell him that they were asked by Teacher Mizushima to ask Mu Tianyuan to go to school today, At that time, Mu Tianyuan's expression was one of surprise, it felt like he hadn't played enough, why the hell did he go to school! "Did you forget how many people you and the wretched uncle killed during the summer vacation in just a few days?"

The little fox glanced at Mu Tianyuan and said, "It hasn't been a few days yet, since you came back from your hometown and continued to spend this summer vacation in just a few days, you have already joined hands with the wretched uncle Weng and your son-in-law to kill a poor five, two-digit 0 unlucky Damn, if your vacation is longer, are you going to break five or three digits! "Please, don't say that I'm the mastermind, okay? I'm obviously a soy sauce! The real harm is Conan!"

Mu Tianyuan was not happy when he heard the little fox's words. What are you talking about? What did you do? I just attended several dinners with him at the invitation of Uncle Mao Li!Then those... unlucky ones let Uncle Maori and Conanke die because of their bad luck!Besides, I was called by Uncle Mao Li to go out together a few times, and then encountered a few murder cases that were very Conan!This person is a soy-sauce existence all the time, the most is... Occasionally stealing Conan's scenes, as for harming others, it has nothing to do with me at all! "Hehe, Police Officer Mumu has almost equated you with the wretched uncle now. Believe it or not, you are also a plague god in the eyes of Police Officer Mumu."

The little fox flicked its tail and looked at Mu Tianyuan. In the past, Police Officer Mu Mu only thought that Detective Maoli was the God of Plague, but Mu Tianyuan was only involved by chance or because of Detective Maoli. During that time, Mu Tianyuan was often active at the scene of major murders with the big detective Maori... Police officer Mu Mu looked at Mu Tianyuan a little differently now, and the little fox believed that if it wasn't for the big detective Maori who was in front of Mu Tianyuan You have to become Plague God No. 2! [Thanks: 100 points and 159.

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The first thousand and fifty-five chapters Yuanzi: Xiaolan, are we still together?

"I am innocent, I was implicated by Uncle Maori and Conan! No! Uncle and I were implicated by Conan! The culprit is Conan!"

When Mu Tianyuan heard the little fox say that he would have to become the god of plague in the eyes of police officer Mu Mu, he immediately replied with some dissatisfaction that he was innocent. The talent involved is precisely because of Conan!Conan is the source!How can this guy meet bank robbers even if he goes out to make soy sauce? How can he be reasonable? "You and I both know about this, but Police Officer Megure doesn't know! So you should be thankful that Mr. Mori Kogoro, who has been responsible for thousands of years, is at the front, otherwise you might be the god of plague."

The little fox looked at Conan who was jumping and dancing beside Xiaolan, and then murmured to Mu Tianyuan, thank you, Detective Scapegoat Lee, otherwise you might have been regarded as the god of plague long ago!Just when Mu Tianyuan and the little fox were discussing the behavior of scapegoating the king's big detective Mr. Mao Li Kogoro, Yuanzi who was walking in front suddenly turned his head and stared at Mu Tianyuan as if his resentment had materialized: "It's all your fault! "

"what"

Mu Tianyuan was stupefied by Yuanzi's words at that time, then pointed to his nose and said in bewilderment, "Blame me, what am I doing?"

I blame myself for anything, I have been staying at home for the past two days, and the only time I went out was to buy a few packs of cigarettes at the corner convenience store!This doesn't seem to be a bad thing!I blame myself for how well this works. Could it be that I made a mistake while staying at home and returning home? "If it wasn't for you, Kyogoku, how could I go abroad?"

Mariko gritted his teeth and looked at Mu Tianyuan. Ever since he met Kyogoku in Izu last time, Kyogoku took the time to tell him that he was fascinated by Mariko because he saw Mariko cheering for Xiaolan in a karate competition. After Mariko, the two hooked up shyly, and although they didn't have a clear relationship during this summer vacation, it was almost the same, but at this time, Kyogoku decided to go abroad! "It's none of my business, it's my instigation that he wants to go abroad!"

When Mu Tianyuan heard Yuanzi's words, he had...a look of grievance on his face, how could this be his own business!Since Izu broke up, I have been busy going out with Uncle Mori and the others to commit crimes, seduce souls and take lives...I haven't seen Kyogoku, well, how can I blame myself now that he wants to go abroad! "He says,"

Yuanzi took a deep breath, then gritted his teeth and stared at Mu Tianyuan and said, "He said that after meeting you, he made him understand his own shortcomings, so he is going to challenge masters from all over the world to improve his fighting skills, and surpass you!"

"It seems that you are really to blame for saying this. He obviously regards you as a goal to surpass."

The little fox was also curious at first, but now that he figured it out, he immediately looked at Mu Tianyuan.

"Uh... this kid, you're pretty strong despite being black..."

After hearing Yuanzi's words, Mu Tianyuan blinked his eyes, then looked at Yuanzi and said, "Well, you tell him, I don't have to admit defeat, I'm not afraid of embarrassment!"