I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

We all know that laughter is contagious.

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I can't do it."

At this moment, Lin Qingyan and Liu Lingyue's hearts collapsed. They not only died in class, but also died in the live broadcast room of "The World Is Not Worth It".

If you let them know, the number of viewers at this moment has exceeded 25 billion people...

Gee.

Seeing that the two were still laughing, the bald old class got angry immediately, and shouted directly: "You two go home quickly!"

I can't stand it anymore!

Dare to laugh!

Fairy Lin Liu quickly responded, "Yes...hahaha!"

Old class: "???"

How dare you laugh? !

Now, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu didn't dare to talk anymore, they hurried back to the classroom to pick up their schoolbags, and then walked towards the stairs.

When passing in front of the classmates, everyone couldn't help retching.

"Trench digging, this really stinks!"

"vomit!"

Hearing these voices, Fairy Lin was completely paralyzed.

It's over.

I do not have anymore.

That proud heart was suddenly shattered, full of cracks, and it was just a little bit close to turning into scum.

The wind direction at this moment is blowing from the corridor to the class.

Whenever they pass a classroom, there will be a gust of wind blowing this 'fragrance' into the classroom.

"vomit!"

"What's the smell?!"

"It stinks, it seems to be the smell brought by those two beauties just now!"

After passing three classrooms in a row, all the classrooms in the row near the corridor couldn't help complaining and retching.

These voices mixed together, and directly repaired Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu.

wow.

Heartbroken.

Countless emotions are intertwined together, and finally form the society death.

And the vocabulary of cursing emerged from the depths of my mind, and finally formed a sentence...

Dog man, you are a real dog! ! !

The two trotted all the way out of the campus, even when passing by the gate guard, they didn't even need to register, the gate guard uncle was directly fainted by their smell.

Even before he fainted, the doorman still had this sentence in his mind:

"Did these two girls eat durian boiled shit?"

At this moment, the two fairies were in a very bad mood.

In order to cover up their appearance, the two went to a pharmacy to buy masks.

only...

Before leaving, the two of them were asked by the pharmacist in the pharmacy who was almost fainted from the smoke: "Girl, your body smells a little... smells like a million points."

"vomit!"

At this moment, the two fairies only felt that the whole world had turned into black and white.

The two fairies wore masks, looked up at the sky, and shouted in despair: "Su Han, you dog man!!!"

After shouting, a young man passing by saw the Miaoman backs of these two beauties, and just about to go up to ask Wei Xin, he was vomited by a foul smell.

"Wow!"

Fairy Lin: "!!!"

Fairy Liu: "((???|||))"

Chapter 68 Fairy Lin: Destroy, I'm Really Tired

The social and death duo dared not speak, take a taxi, or do anything else along the way.

Just walked home.

But... it's only past eight o'clock, and the rush hour is not over yet.

Especially when there are several big companies nearby.

There are a lot of people coming and going around, and every time they pass by the crowd, the two of them will pull up their masks a little.

I am afraid that others will see my face.

"It stinks, what does it smell like?"

Along the way, the two fairies returned home amidst the panic of everyone.

Perhaps, only this warm little home can give them some comfort today.

After returning home, the two took off their masks.

The angry eyes and angry expression were obviously aimed at Su Han.

This dog man!

"Ahhh!" Fairy Lin couldn't help shouting.

But...

"Hahaha."

Every time I speak, I can't help but laugh out loud.

Liu Lingyue was also terrified.

What the hell is going on here.

Why is this!

Forget about the stink, and still laughing inexplicably now? !

Before the two of them recovered, a white light rose in the living room.

The illusory figures gradually formed, and finally formed the image of an elder as beautiful as a flower.

Seeing her master, Fairy Liu was aggrieved: "Master."

"Hahaha."

Here again, here again!

The beautiful and flowery elder's face was ashen, and the eyes of this figure were empty and full of despair.

"My good disciple!" the beautiful and flowery elder gritted his teeth.

Today she is completely dead in Zongmen Club.

Now...

She has no face to go out and meet people!

If she hadn't gone to find those inner sect disciples when the Elders' Assembly was dissolved, nothing would have happened later.

Now the whole sect is spreading rumors that he is stealing shit from the outer sect.

Ahhhhh!

All this is to blame my good apprentice!

If it wasn't for her, how could I die in society!

The beautiful and flowery elder looked as if he was about to eat Liu Lingyue, and said word by word: "Do you know what kind of ugly things happened today for the teacher!"

Liu Lingyue looked blank, but then filled with grievances: "Master, I was miserable today."

"Pfft, hahahaha!"

Elder as beautiful as a flower: "!!!"

Dazed for a moment, the beautiful and flowery elder was furious: "Okay, you still dare to laugh as a teacher!"

Seeing Liu Lingyue smiling, the beautiful and beautiful elder subconsciously thought that his apprentice knew about it, and now he was humiliating himself.

Today she dared not go to the backstage of the live broadcast of "The World Is Not Worth It" all day long.

She has been shutting the door of her own cave and dare not come out.

When she sensed that the projection array she left on Liu Lingyue was activated, she immediately transmitted the projection over to question her.

Therefore, the beautiful and beautiful elder has no idea what happened today.

Liu Lingyue was suddenly confused: "???"

"I...hahaha!"

I can't speak easily, and I want to laugh whenever I speak, and I can't help it.

The handsome and beautiful elder glared at his good apprentice, then turned to look at Lin Qingyan, and asked, "Qingyan, tell me, what's going on!"

Lin Qingyan quickly waved her hand and covered her mouth, indicating that she would not speak.

She didn't want to burst into laughter as soon as she spoke, otherwise Elder Huang would pin her down and hammer her on the ground!

However, Fairy Lin's actions fell in the eyes of the beautiful and beautiful elder, but she was saying: I know, but I won't say it.