I! Straight Man, the School Flower Pretends to Fall at the Beginning

The feeling of deception!

The beautiful and flowery elder couldn't take it anymore, he waved his hand, and a huge coercion directly pressed the two of them to the floor.

Liu Lingyue: "???"

Fairy Lin: "!!!"

"Okay you guys, my skin is itching, I'm going to ask you something!" The beautiful and beautiful elder stared.

Fairy Lin Liu frantically shook her head and pointed to her mouth.

Said he could not speak.

In the live broadcast room with more than 30 billion viewers, countless monks almost laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

"Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, what's going on today."

"Have I been infected by Fairy Lin and the others too? Hahaha!"

"Elder Huang is too miserable. He was given a bad opinion by his beloved apprentice."

"Nonsense, I was obviously ridiculed by my good apprentice!"

"Although I don't understand what happened, but I really want to laugh, hahaha!"

Everyone couldn't hold back their laughter.

This scene is so awesome.

Liu Lingyue's charming little face was full of grievances: "Master, I really didn't mean to laugh...hahaha!"

The words are really unspeakable.

You have to laugh when you say it!

The beautiful and flowery elder: "...."

"You still said that you are not laughing as a teacher!" The beautiful and beautiful elder was so angry that his body couldn't help shaking.

Very good, as expected of my good apprentice.

It's best not to go back to the Immortal Cultivation Realm, otherwise I will definitely put you in confinement for 100 years!

Um...

"My good disciple, if you can't complete the strategy, you have to go back to the world of cultivating immortals. I have already found a retreat place for you as a teacher. Go to Ten Thousand Snakes Valley to retreat for 100 years. Don't come out if you don't break through the four extremes. .”

The elder, who was as beautiful as a flower, was so angry that a smile bloomed on his face, and his tone was so calm that it made people chill.

Liu Lingyue: "!!!"

Valley of Ten Thousand Snakes!

She is not afraid of anything, but snakes, and Ten Thousand Snakes Valley is a famous place of poisonous insects in the world of cultivating immortals, and there are tens of thousands of kinds of basilisks in it.

Thinking of what he had to face, his little face instantly turned pale: "No, Master, I really didn't mean to laugh at you, and I don't know why, I...hahaha!"

The handsome and flowery elder just feels shivering and cold now!

What's the meaning.

And you said you were not going to laugh at me?

The beautiful and beautiful elder who is in the state of social death and anger has no reason to think, even if he is a big shot in the late stage of Xiantai Realm.

After all... I died in front of the elders! ! !

I heard that the Great Elder will invite the Empress to come out tomorrow, and let her criticize her behavior of eating shit!

and many more.

I really didn't eat shit!

Destroy it, I'm really tired.

In just one day, an incomparably majestic elder of the Holy Land died on the spot, and he was still in the sect!

Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu are alright.

Just died in the high school club.

No... Zhongshe died in the live broadcast in the world of cultivating immortals. I'm afraid they will have to rush to the hot search site in the world of cultivating immortals this afternoon.

As long as they think of that scene, Fairy Lin and Fairy Liu feel that the world has become black and white.

Me, I just want to be a monk...

At this moment, we are dedicated to Buddha!

In the live broadcast room, countless monks almost burst out laughing.

Originally, it was only Fairy Lin and the others who died in the company, but now there is an elder teacher.

"Su Han, dog man, I hate you!" The two couldn't help crying.

But: "Ha ha ha!"

Seeing his disciple like this, the beautiful and beautiful elder also got angry and disbanded on the spot.

After the beautiful and flowery elder disappeared, the huge force pressing down on the two disappeared instantly.

The two stood up again.

His face was extremely pale.

"I, we are finished." The two looked at each other, and then smiled miserably.

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

Chapter 69 Do You Want To Eat Shit?

After the social death duo returned home.

The camera in the live broadcast turned to Su Han again.

After all, the two of them are dead enough today, and the teachers and sisters who manage the camera in the sect can't stand it anymore.

Just help them switch to Su Han.

After all, this guy is the culprit.

In the classroom, the smell has been purified by the air, and everyone has returned to normal class order.

Just like today's exam.

The two fairies had no chance to participate, let alone use their means to peek at the answer.

The math test time for the two classes passed quickly.

Eleven in the morning.

Goudan returned to his seat after handing in the papers and sat down. Beside him, Su Han was playing the game hard.

As a top student who can be recommended, Su Han has preferential treatment in school.

Even the principal would just happily say to Su Han every time he came to inspect, "Remember to wear headphones when you play games."

You see, how considerate and caring!

"Penta kill!"

With a pentakill, Su Han successfully took down the enemy's crystal and advanced, the king with 110 five stars!

A symbol of invincibility!

"System, do you think I will be beaten?" Su Han asked the system after his consciousness entered his mind after finishing the game.

The system quickly gave the answer: [Yes! 】

Su Han: "???"

[Hilarious card + stinky perfume, this combination is discovered, and it is very difficult for the host not to be beaten. 】

The system's explanation is merciless at all.

After all, Su Han really went too far today.

Um...

Not even.

The perfume I gave you is really nice.

It's just that these two people used too much and sprayed it out in large doses. Could it be a mobile septic tank?

Su Han can only express his innocence.

The hilarious card is just a whim of my own, and I want to test how effective it is.

Didn't think it was overdone.

Lao Ban's expression has indeed become ugly today.

After being happy, Su Han fell into deep thought, doing this by himself...

Is it too much?

Um...

Doesn't it count?

It is simply inhumane!

Su Han wondered in his mind, how can he get rid of the old woman's hatred for him?

Um...

"I'll give dad a hilarious card when I get back!"

Just as Su Han fell into deep thought, the bell rang for the end of get out of class, and it was time for dinner.

Goudan pulled Su Han up and ran out of the classroom.

"Hurry up, there will be no more chicken legs later." Goudan said anxiously.

The food in the cafeteria tastes very good.