After Becoming a Little Sister

Although Xiong Luoli was very lethargic during this period of time, she would lie down at every turn, and even plunged her head into the soup bowl when she was eating tonight, repeating the same mistakes that she almost drowned herself in the noodle bowl with golden barbecued pork, but the little guy took out a lot. It is still necessary to see more walks.

A girl needs to be rich, to open her eyes, and let her see that these great rivers and mountains have been the world of the Republic since ancient times, so that she will not be beaten by the sugar-coated cannonballs of the capitalist empire that will never die.

By the way, I have to bring my assistant Bai, along with SHE and Qin Wangchuan. There is still something in the entertainment industry of Nanbang. If these two develop further in the future, we must take the essence and discard the dross and learn more. There's always no harm.

Counting the people to take with her fingers, Arya felt that she was mainly traveling this time, and there would not be too many struggles - after all, this staffing configuration is not suitable for fighting, if there is really a big event , I should have been shoved in a lot of elite NPCs intentionally or unintentionally now.

For example, a Blue Star peer like Colonel Mo, who is full of visual sense, for example, Bai Li, the future successor of the ninth round, or a personal force representative at the bottom of the republic like Dongguanzhu...

"So if we go to Nanbang, what are we going to do?" She looked forward to the future with great interest: "Is there anything interesting over there?"

"Well... In my impression of Nanbang's output products, apart from Nanbang-style barbecue, there are probably only soap operas and variety shows."

"Then let's go eat barbecue!"

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"Barbecue? What kind of barbecue?"

Following the questioning question, a pair of chopsticks stretched out like lightning and snatched the barbecued meat on the charcoal fire.

"Wan Guizhen! Hello!" Dongguan Lord angrily pointed at the sloppy Taoist nun in front of him: "What about vegetarianism?!"

"The wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Taoist ancestors have... hiccup - we can't help but eat meat and vegetables, you are a fart!"

woman.

A woman drinking and eating meat.

A sloppy woman who drinks and eats meat and wears a Taoist robe.

She shouldn't come.

But here she is.

Dongguanzhu knew that she was coming, and asked a question——

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Come and eat meat."

"You don't eat meat in your house's Zixiao Palace, and you run to my side?!" Dongguanzhu pulled out a tile from under his butt and smashed it at the other party: "Damn Li Liang!"

"Snapped------"

The sloppy Taoist swung her sleeves and smashed the tile to shreds. When the sleeves were rolled, even the smoke and dust residues were blown away, so that they did not fall on the barbecue on the charcoal stove.

The meat wasn't ready yet, she stole all the roasted ones before.

"My junior brother came back and told me that there is nothing invincible in the world." Said the sloppy Taoist girl took a sip of wine, hiccups, and looked at Dongguan Lord with a blurred gaze: "Except that Lu Yanqing... hiccup— - What's her origin?"

"People from Huanxiguan, Chen Baojian didn't tell you the details?" Lord Dongguan rolled his eyes: "Don't tell me you haven't been beaten by Lu Yanling!"

"I really didn't. I used to avoid her back then. I wanted to see her, but I didn't dare. I wanted to ignore it, but I admired her tightly." The sloppy Taoist sighed, "As a result, I have missed it for so many years. I'm sorry for the beginning..."

"Eh? Has she been beaten by her? No? No, no, no, no?"

"Don't you have neither?"

"But I was beaten by Lu Yanxiu, and I'm not as good as Lu Yanling. After all, she is the original Huanxi Temple, and the Taoist ancestral court is orthodox. What is Lu Yanxiu now? The Great Sun Lady of Gao Tianyuan, can this be a level?"

"Gao Tianyuan is not a small organization, and people are so unprofessional?"

"What do you think?" Dongguan said confidently, "Come, come, come!"

"...Well, it really doesn't matter."

Compared with the Taoist ancestral court, let alone Gao Tianyuan, even the three families of the inheritance of the dark world of the Republic today are not enough.

Zixiao Palace, Tianshi Mansion and Bodhidharma Academy all gradually emerged after the establishment of the Central Plains Dynasty, and Renhuanxiguan really needs to look at the spectrum, which can go back to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. Compared with Dongguan, the Eastern Han Dynasty The Royal Library is hundreds of years away.

"I can't afford it, I can't afford it..." The sloppy Daoist sighed and shook her head, then shot like electricity, grabbing a piece of barbecue and stuffing it in her mouth again.

"I've become a barbecue for you!" Dongguan said, "Losing money!"

"...What kind of money?"

"You broke my tile! It's a real Han tile! Do you understand? The market price is more than ten thousand yuan - why do you still want to default on your debt?"

Dongguanzhu pointed to the surrounding tile fragments, indicating that the other party had killed his own cultural relics and antiques, and it was genuine and innocent, and it was right to pay quickly.

The sloppy Taoist girl looked left and right, took out the half-cut sword from her back and threw it to her hand, then lay down and rolled, crying, "I'm ashamed of my ancestor! My Zixiao Palace's True Martial Seven-Star Sword is gone. The disciple is not filial, but he can't beat Dong Guanzhu, and she has also destroyed the sword in the palace! The conscience of heaven and earth!"

Dongguanzhu gritted his teeth bitterly: "When did your ancestor ever use the Zhenwu Seven-Star Sword? You picked it up to deceive people!"

"You can eat rice indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." The sloppy Taoist nun who was howling for a while turned over and sat up, and took back the broken sword: "Although it is the sword I picked up, it really isn't for cheating."

"...really picked it up?"

"Yes." The sloppy Taoist aunt still gave her the whole sword: "This is an old item, I won't lie to you."

"Where did you pick it up?" East Guanzhu took out the half-cut sword and looked at it, rubbing it against the edge of the blade: "Okay, this is the best skill of covering the soil and burning the blade, and this scabbard... genuine shark skin , the accessories are all white suet, are you sure you didn't steal it from the Zixiao Palace to exchange for wine?"

"It's really not, it was found on the street stall, and there is such a thing mixed in with a pile of defective products of modern industry." The slovenly nun yawned: "The stall owner doesn't know where it came from, and he can't take care of it. Calyx's silver ornaments are all dusty. I thought it was a copper-nickel alloy with a bit of lead. If you touch it too much, you won't grow one. I wanted to buy his old red cloth, but in the end I bought this one for 80 yuan. thing."

"...If this piece of suet white is deducted as a ring face, I won't ask you more, [-]!" Dongguanzhu made a gesture of [-], and then took back the sword: "You are lucky. ."

"I'm not interested in the sword itself, but I can't understand the inscription on it, so I'm going to ask your master to ask."

"Inscription?" Lord Dongguan drew out his sword again: "Isn't this a normal seven-star sword... eh? What is this Nima?"

"Have you seen it before?" The sloppy Taoist nun pulled the barbecue into her mouth and gestured vaguely: "I have never seen this kind of Big Dipper, either the master of the sword is a club, or there is another secret. "

"A master who can hit this kind of sword, even if it is a mallet, it must be a superbly crafted mallet..."

Dongguanzhu watched it for a while and found that she really couldn't understand it. Although the Big Dipper was also the Big Dipper, there were still shallow star map nicks next to it, but it seemed at odds with her perception of the astronomical astrology in it. It was very awkward to see.

In the end, she could only attribute it to the fact that the swordsmith did not understand astronomy. After all, not everyone was as versatile as her.

"Okay, if you find it, just keep it yourself. When will you find Chen Baojian to help you repair it, maybe you can kill a chicken and cut an apple." Throwing the sword back, Dongguanzhu did not hesitate to order the expulsion: " Now you can get out, my master will be back soon."

"I'm here for your master, and I'm not interested in you."

"Wan Guizhen, does your mother want to fight!"

"You can beat me?"

"Then do you dare to kill me? If you can't kill me, I will go to the door of your Zixiao Palace and lie down!"

"You go, what does it have to do with me?" The sloppy Taoist aunt smiled and looked at Dong Guanzhu, who was bombarding Mao: "I don't go back once in three or five years. They want to scold me and have nowhere to look. They have to give me money when they give me allowances, I guess they all forgot about me."

"Forget it! Three Chen Baojian can't beat you, Wan Guizhen, and have you forgotten that the real masters are all Chinese cabbage?" Dong Guanzhu, who knows how difficult this girl is to deal with, waved his hand impatiently: "Forget it, forget it, if you have anything to ask my master, get out of here, don't stay here forever!"

"Where is the Lu Yanqing you mentioned now?"

"do not know!"

"Then I will sleep with your master tonight~ Our good sisters haven't seen each other for a long time."

"You dare! You dare to sleep next to my master with the smell of alcohol, and I will throw you out now!"

"So what?" The sloppy Taoist nun took off her Taoist robe, revealing the fair skin inside that was not commensurate with the dirty Taoist robe: "Is it clean?"

"The mouth area—" Dongguanzhu put on a disgusting look. Everyone must have a few good friends. Although she likes girls, she has no desire for a sloppy Taoist who is so good that she has an explosive body. Friendship: "You degenerate Obasan, take it away, the next one!"

"Well, I don't have a place to go anyway, so I can just stay with you, or accompany your master."

"...Nanbang."

"What?" The sloppy Taoist nun scratched her ears: "I can't hear clearly."

"Nanbang!" East Guanzhu smashed a piece of grilled squid on her head: "You are really a locomotive! The little guy she is protecting is going to Nanbang, and she will definitely follow. He also asked me if I wanted to come over and watch the fun!"

"Oh..." The sloppy Taoist suddenly realized and nodded, then stretched out her hand: "Give me the money."

"what money?"

"Travel expenses, I can't swim there, right? Look, you need money for a car ride, money for a hotel stay, money for a meal, money for a change of clothes, money for a drink..." The slovenly nun calculated with her fingers, and finally Spread your hands: "50, I'll help you, you're welcome."

"You're so poisonous, aren't you?" Dong Guanzhu muttered, took out his pocket, and took out two cards to share with her: "I only have some private money, this is given to me by the Wang family sister, you can save it. Flowers, I have nowhere to give you when I run out!"

"Huh? How did you become Wang's sister, and your Zhang's sister?"

"Oh, we're separated." Dongguanzhu sighed in disappointment, pouting his chin and staring: "I found that although my relationship with them is warm, in the end, there is still no sense of belonging, so I don't think people can live together. Hanging from a tree, let alone giving up the entire Lucky Forest for a cash cow, I—"

The sloppy Taoist nun raised her hand and touched her nose: "What about you then?"

"I then naturally thought of my master." Dongguan spread his hands: "I found that although I see one and love the other, my favorite is her, and other women are just her substitutes for me. It's just, I didn't see her for a day today, and I was already uncomfortable to death, and I really shouldn't go out, alas... I missed her for the eighth hour that I didn't see my master."

The sloppy Taoist nun put down her hand, grabbed the grilled squid on top of her head, took a bite, and said nothing.

Dongguan Lord lowered his voice: "Let's go?"

"No, it's still there." A gentle voice came from behind her, and a face came to her side, her long hair drooping in the wind and naughty scratching Dongguanzhu's cheek: "A-Dong is also very energetic today. Not bad, which girl do you like again?"

"You plot against me—" Dong Guanzhu pointed at the sloppy Taoist girl with grief and indignation: "I don't have a brother like you!"

The sloppy Taoist girl reluctantly gestured to the squid: "I told you not to hesitate and continue, you don't understand this?"

"Cough!" Lord Dongguan didn't dare to argue with the sloppy Taoist nun, but squeezed out a smile and looked at his gentle, fairy-like master: "Are you back? Are you hungry? Are you tired? I burned you a bath. Water, with your favorite essential oil, do you want to eat or bathe first? Or eat me first?"

"I don't have the guts to eat you." Master Fairy tapped Dongguan Lord's forehead with a slender finger, and asked in a soft tone as if he didn't care: "Who is the Zhang family sister?"

"That's not important, I have forgotten who she is, and there are important things today." Dongguan Lord hurriedly put the sloppy Taoist aunt

He took out the seven-star sword that was missed: "Look at this, aren't you interested in both inscriptions and astronomy? She is here to answer your questions. Let's see if there is something wrong with this star map!"

The fairy master took out his sword and looked at it, and nodded thoughtfully: "If this is a star map, there is indeed a problem... but it can also be said that there is no problem, because this is not the current star, this is a thousand years ago. Astrology, I have to check it for thousands of years to find out, and the observation site has to be checked again, where did you find it? The accessories don’t look like the styles from a thousand years ago.”

Seeing that Master Fairy was finally diverted his attention, Lord Dongguan heaved a sigh of relief, and gestured to the sloppy Taoist girl with his eyes to follow up quickly.

The latter understood, nodded and thought for a while, then asked softly, "Who is the younger sister of the Wang family you mentioned earlier?"

"..."

PS: The text can't be stuffed, and PS also fills in a little.

PS2: continue tomorrow

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