After Becoming a Little Sister

Dongguanzhu is very annoying to people like sloppy Taoist nuns, who make things out of nothing and spread rumors to slander them.

What is Zhang's sister Wang's sister, does she know?

Is she the kind of person who eats the pot and looks at the fridge?

Don't say anything about Zhang's sister and Wang's sister, even if you bring both Ye's sister and Chen's sister, she will not admit anything today.

"It's late at night, and the winter is deep and dew is heavy. Let's rest early." Lord Dongguan stood up and embraced the waist of the fairy master: "It's time for us to go to bed."

"It's only 07:30, I just finished watching the news."

"Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health."

"But I'm still chasing prime TV dramas. After watching, there are still online dramas. After the Internet dramas, I have to watch the variety shows that I recorded before." Sister Fairy calculated it, and finally smiled, very gentle: "So today Adong can only sleep by himself."

"..."

"I can't find junior sisters and the others~"

"This--"

"Otherwise, can Adong explain to me who Miss Zhao is?" Sister Fairy narrowed her eyes: "When I was going back to the mountain before, I met a good girl who asked for directions on the way, and they seemed to be looking for them too. yours."

What can the Lord of the East say?

Watching Master Fairy leave, she sighed sadly: "I'm really guilty..."

The sloppy Taoist yawned: "Sleep with me, just chatting about something."

"Stay with me! Shit, it's true! Even if I die! Jump off the eaves of this hall! I won't sleep with you!"

"Do you know Miss Qian? The strong woman in Suzhou who works in a beauty salon." The sloppy Taoist squinted at her: "People were asking about you before."

"Cough, let's talk about those. You and I have been brothers for many years. You must sleep on your feet tonight, talk, talk... Can you change your clothes first?"

Although Dongguanzhu is a soft rice king, he is also a dignified soft rice king.

She and those sisters and sisters are all dewy in love. They only enter each other's nights, not their daytime. Life and impulsiveness still have to be separated.

Although Miss Qian is called a girl, she is well-maintained. She is in her 30s. Dong Guanzhu just comforted her when the other party felt sorry for herself. He even gave the handle to the sloppy Taoist nun.

Wan Guizhen, is that human?Zixiao Palace can't stand her!

The sloppy Taoist girl went to take a bath and change her clothes. Before leaving, she held down Dongguanzhu and groped for a while. She took away the private money from her, saying that it was trouble to go to Nanbang to find Lu Yanqing, and she needed to prepare in advance. A little tool.

Dongguan Lord naturally resisted with all his might, shouting in his heart, 'You're going to send it away so quickly', while pretending to be reluctant on the surface, he wanted to refuse and welcome.

With his hands behind his back and a sigh, Dong Guanzhu, who had been lying down for a while, got up, looked at the mess in front of him, and looked up at the night quite deeply: "The hearts are scattered, the team is not easy to lead..."

Dongguanye climbed up the ladder: "Mom, what are you doing?"

"Call Dad!"

"Oh, good." Dongguanye turned over the eaves: "Mom, the Ninth Bureau asked me to go to Nanbang, but I don't really want to go."

"What's wrong?" Dongguanzhu asked in surprise: "What's the matter? Or did you provoke another little girl?"

"That's you, okay..." Dongguan Ye turned over the barbecue on the charcoal stove, and put a piece of unburned meat into his mouth: "I'm just a little dizzy, and I'm going to be with Huanxiguan. It's very scary, the battle is too big."

"I'm afraid, that small pond in Nanbang, even if there are too many bastards, they can only be bastards. What kind of Xuanwu tortoises can they hide?" Dongguanzhu waved his sleeves: "You will find your aunt Wan later. , go with her, with her carrying a gun in front, you can just do your tasks."

"Thank you mom, but I ran out of money." Dongguan Ye stuck out his tongue: "I didn't pay attention when I made the list for idols before, it was all spent."

"You chase stars all day long, you, you, when will you grow up?" Dongguanye pulled out his sleeves, took out a pen and paper to write a note for her: "You are no longer a little girl, you must learn to dress up and be handsome Kungfu, go out to provoke other people's precious girls, don't stay dead all day and know that you will make a list of your idols, that guy doesn't even look at you, other idols are better than their hearts, your idols hold back for eight days When you say five characters, you're like, 'Oh, that's good~', what I know is an idol, and what I don't know is a statue..."

"But his new album set commemorative model is only [-]! And there are fifteen grids in fourteen albums, so there must be unreleased new albums! I want to put him on top!" Said Dongguanye Pulling on Dongguanzhu's sleeve: "Mom~ give me more pocket money~ I haven't paid my allowance this month~"

"Okay, okay, call me Dad!" Dong Guanye gave her the note angrily: "Go to Nanbang, find the owner of this phone, and say that the old friend by the Bailutan Lake remembered her, you ask It's not a big problem for her to ask for a million and 80, as her family has plenty of money."

"Li... what's this word?"

"I forgot, I used to call her good sister at the beginning, who remembers the name - you can just call her Concubine Li, and I'll give you this token of love..."

Lord Dongguan touched his body, pulled out a dozen jade pendants like a renter, flipped over and picked one and stuffed it into her: "The dragon pendant is on my side, and her phoenix pendant should match. Lived her life, helped her family get through the difficulties, you can go to Nanbang just to live at her house, she will give it to me no matter what the face is."

"Oh." Dongguanye put away the dragon pendant, and it's no wonder - under the banner of Dongguan Lord, he can directly travel around the Republic of China, and wherever he goes, his aunt will take care of her. She tried it when she ran away from home when she was a child. In doing so, Dongguanzhu was stunned to find her after chasing her from the north all the way to Yazhou.

At that time, she had already contacted the aunt on the side of the book, and was going to cross the sea to see the cherry blossoms...

"Speaking of which, I was young and frivolous back then, and the family background of Li's elder sister was quite good." Dongguan Lord remembered the past, and it was a bit of a heroic twilight. After all, she has not gone abroad for a while, and also I don't really want to go out.

Dongguanye packed up his things, the sloppy Taoist girl changed into Dongguanzhu's clothes, and her body was so fit that the clothes were like two bath towels tied to her body, and she jumped up to the roof carelessly: "Yo, Xiaoye is also a big girl, a Dazzling decades have passed..."

"Decades?" Dongguanye thought for a while: "But Aunt Wan, I'm only 22 years old."

"Hahaha, right, right, 22 years old, it's better to be younger." Wan Guizhen didn't mind, just touched her head, which meant a lot: "Time is the last thing you should pay attention to, the more you look at it, the more afraid it is. , old, old..."

In fact, when Dongguan Lord adopted Dongguanye, as the daughter of a forest ranger, she was already a three-year-old girl.

And that chaotic war was essentially the aftermath of the drastic changes in Eastern Europe and the disintegration of the Soviet Union. It happened in 93, and 26 years have passed since now.

But who knows?Just as many people look back and find that it was not the 90s ten years ago, things like time always steal people's cognition inadvertently.

"Everyone has a wound, deep or shallow, whether you see it or not, it's there, and it will never be abandoned." Dongguanzhu sighed and jumped off the eaves with his hands behind his back, with the appearance of an expert: " Ah Ye, pack your things and rest early."

"Your dad is pretending to order you, she just doesn't like washing dishes." Wan Guizhen pointed at the messy barbecue grill, intending to sow discord.

Dongguanye didn't care: "My mother just gave me pocket money, so she can call me, I earned it—Aunt Wan, are you going to Nanbang this time?"

"Well, I'm going to find someone and check something by the way. I haven't figured it out for so many years, and I'm not feeling well."

"I feel like I haven't seen Aunt Wan for a long time." Dongguanye scratched his head: "But I think the last time we met was yesterday."

"Yeah, it's been a while." The Taoist nun raised her head and took a sip of wine: "In life, we haven't figured out the meaning of youth, and time has pushed us to a deeper age...Drinking?"

"Don't drink."

"Do you smoke?"

"Don't smoke."

"Don't smoke or drink, have you been gambling recently?"

"No, my family doesn't allow gambling, and my mother will beat me up no matter how good-natured it is."

"It's strange, why do you feel that your generation is the one who cultivated asceticism. If you don't smoke, drink, prostitute, or gamble, you don't have any bad habits, right?"

"Um... Does staying up all night count? Brushing your phone in bed or something."

"It doesn't count." Wan Guizhen stared deeply at Dongguanye's busy silhouette, and then his eyes narrowed: "But it's not bad, it's all good, better than our generation."

"Old Wan, have you seen my sachet?" Dongguanzhu jumped up on the eaves and looked around: "It was the one that my second senior sister gave me, and when I got to her door, I realized that I didn't know where it was going. already."

"No." Wan Guizhen yawned and lay down on the eaves: "I didn't see it when I took you out before."

"Strange, did it fall on the Wang family sister's car?" Dong Guanzhu looked puzzled and fell into memory.

Holding a book in his left hand and the sword in his right hand, the fairy master asked curiously behind Dongguan Lord, "Didn't you go out today? When did you go to your Wang's sister's car?"

"..." Dongguanzhu blinked and took the book in her hand: "If you don't have a car, you just say something strange. Did you find anything? Let me see."

"This is not the Big Dipper, but the Big Dipper. According to the original astrology, this should be a stargazing map from 4000 years ago. The observation location should be in a high latitude area, which is the current Siberia line."

The master fairy handed the sword back: "The craft of casting the sword is a modern craft, and there are some techniques of jade steel, but overall it is biased towards the Longquan sword in the southern region, and the quenching marks are also left by the quenching method that works in Longquan. Yes, the polishing technique can't be seen, but the last time should be the cleaning technique of Zixiao Palace, did you polish it?"

"I asked my junior brother to help me sharpen it." Wan Guizhen turned over and took the sword: "I feel that it can be used to cut a fruit normally, so I let him sharpen it."

"It's good." The fairy master nodded: "I don't see anything in the scabbard, but the materials are expensive. The original owner of the sword was a big family. In addition, if the crease of the ribbon was not changed later, it should be In the way of the ronin knot, the original owner should be a person from the coastal area, who is familiar with the book."

"When I got this sword, it was covered in layers of ash, and I don't know how long it has been idle, so no one should have touched it." Wan Guizhen muttered about the key details, and was going to look for it later: "Longquan Seven-Star Sword, the southern region. , Coastal, big family... Okay, the scope has been reduced a lot."

Dongguanzhu threw the book to her: "I really don't know why you are so obsessed with looking for the opposite side. Do you think that the other side has a good sword and should be a master, so you are moved? You can't be so superficial..."

"I'm just curious." Wan Guizhen thought about it, looked at her and said, "Also, I'm also curious about your relationship with Miss Qian."

"Miss Qian?" The fairy master looked back: "Which girl Qian?"

"How do I know?" The host of Dongguan spread his hands: "Let's talk about returning to the car, didn't you say you wanted to buy a car before? It just happened to be useful when you went out to buy food. I'll accompany you to pick and choose tomorrow, and I have more. A little bit of private money at the bottom of the box."

"It doesn't really matter if you don't have a car or not." The fairy master nodded and took out a sachet from his arms: "I'm curious now, why the girl who came to you today will bring the second sister to you. Sachet, I wanted to ask before, but I didn't have time."

"So if I admit my mistake, can I keep the money from the private house? My sister and I are pure, and I just learn foreign languages ​​with her."

"That won't work, you still need to buy a vegetable cart." The fairy master put away the sachet: "Also, this is given to me by the second sister, not yours."

"...Then I don't admit it now, do you still believe it?"

"What do you think?"

"..."

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"It is unavoidable for anyone to make mistakes."

Arya gave Xiong Luoli a face-to-face opportunity: "If you really made a mistake, then you must admit it. If it's that kind of irrelevant, you'd rather die than give up, and you mustn't be cheated out!"

"Then what is an insignificant error?"

"For example, we go out to the night market without your sister's knowledge, it's an irrelevant mistake - do you think that the kind of promiscuous mistake is irrelevant? How is it possible!"

Arya shook her head and raised two fingers at the night market stall owner: "Two strings of fish balls, thank you."

Xiong Luoli yawned: "But I'm not hungry, I just ate something."

"I know, I'm just using you as an excuse. Walking activities are all fake. You're not hungry, but I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat nutritious meals."

The nutritious meal prepared by the old dean is absolutely balanced and balanced to the point where it can be used as a template for a dietary guide textbook. The problem is that Alia is not the kind of guy who is suitable for a balanced diet. She is the type who does not like meat. High-calorie things like carbohydrates and fats are my favorites.

Any qualified fitness trainer would have blood on his head when he saw her ruining his eating habit, and he wanted to give her two punches.

The beef stall at the gate of Dongshan was driven away. The khaki wildness has a lot of tricks to hang people. It is easy to drive away an unqualified roadside stall. The son's domineering, innocent roadside stall owners at most just failed in their craftsmanship and lost their jobs, which is really sad and deplorable.

Although it is said that there have been many roadside stalls at the gate of Dongshan during this period of time, there are also many people who have bad stomachs. What is even more troublesome is that the shopkeepers will not admit these things even if they live or die.The student boy has no time or energy, so he can only admit that he is unlucky.

But it's impossible that so many people are all bad people, right?No, no, no, no, no?

"Human, you have to be tolerant, people also eat it, why do you say yes?" Alia chewed a fish ball, her expression gradually became weird, and then 'bah-' spit on the ground, He glared at the stall owner: "It smells of plastic! You say you are a century-old handicraft, I recognize it, and you say it is hand-made fish balls, and I recognize it, but you can get something edible? Dare to sell it? Freeze expired spoiled goods!”

The stall owner, who was five or three thick, showed his arms and stared at Alia with a vicious voice: "Little girl, you must be a human being! You say my fish balls are unpalatable, what evidence do you have? You can eat rice and talk nonsense. , do you believe I sue you for defamation?"

"Evidence? What I said is the evidence!" Alia kicked over his booth with a kick: "It's shoddy and sophistry! My mother told you to lie down today!"

Xiong Luoli threw the fish balls in her hand, she could see that Arya was here to find food and to find fault.

The five and three thick stall owners came out from behind the stall and looked down at Arya.