A Panda's Martial Arts

the answer is negative.

Even though there are many legends about fighting tigers with bare hands, or catching wild boars with bare hands, there has never been such a talk about capturing hippos or meat sticks alive—just because the former is still within the scope of people's imagination, and the latter The author is really too exaggerated.

The reason for this is the thick skin.

Whether it's a meat stick, a rhinoceros, or a hippopotamus, their skin is far thicker than that of a liger. From the skin, to the fat, to the muscles, several layers of cushioning are enough to offset the external impact to the greatest extent.

If human beings were only bare-handed, they would not even be able to break through the opponent's defense when facing these behemoths.

And considering the fierceness of the beasts, sharp cold weapons may not even be useful.If you must face such a beast, you must at least prepare a machine gun.

Otherwise, Wu Haotian who is still lying in the hospital is the best example.

But this time it was Qiao Dong who fought.

Qiao Dong had enough confidence in himself.

[Fourth match, ready to start...]

[Zoo Qiao Dong, against each other, hippopotamus and pineapple...]

When the panda held up the writing board, Qiao Dong thought about it, and strode into the arena.

If he was given a chance, he would still like to fight the cock, after all, it would be a shame to be caught by the elephant trunk before - but it doesn't matter what the hippo said, anyway, he will definitely win this round.

It is impossible to lose, and no matter who loses, it is impossible for him to lose.

【Game start】

With the action of the panda raising the tablet, the fourth competition officially kicked off.

"bring it on……"

After straightening his clothes, Qiao Dong narrowed his eyes.

In front of him, the hippopotamus that had already entered the arena didn't move at all, and even yawned greatly.

Like meat sticks, most hippos are docile, and despite their size, these mighty behemoths tend not to like fighting.

But even if they want to stay away from the fight, that doesn't mean the fight will stay away from them.

"go with!"

A few steps forward, Qiao Dongfei kicked the hippopotamus.

The thick skin fully absorbed the force of the impact, and the heavy kicks on the body didn't even make much sound—the hippo didn't even feel any pain, just felt that it was probably being slapped.

And this was also seen by the fighters in the auditorium.

"I can't break the defense..."

Many fighters started to mutter to themselves, they all thought of Wu Haotian who was beaten into the hospital yesterday.

Wujie, this is really Wujie, facing these monsters who are born with excellent physical conditions, it is impossible for them to fight with bare hands——

Facts have proved that hand-to-hand combat techniques have a limit after all, at least when facing real giant beasts, human beings' meager strike power is useless at all.

No matter how exquisite the boxing technique is, if it can't even break through the defense, then what's the use?

At this moment, all the fighters present were terrified.

However, Yamaguchi Xuangang, who was also in the auditorium, shook his head.

"Josang has won."

"Can you still win?"

Beside Yamaguchi Xuangang, the wrestler Li Shunde who was watching the match frowned.

"I can't even break the defense, how can I fight this?"

"There is no need to break the defense, there is no need to even fight."

Beside Li Shunde, Park Yongyeol shook his head, then raised his hand and pointed at Qiao Dong in the field.

"Didn't you realize that Lao Qiao is different from usual today?"

"It's not the same as usual... Wait a minute..."

Turning his gaze back to the field, Li Shunde was suddenly taken aback.

That's right, from the beginning just now, he always felt that something was not right. Although it was true that the person he knew was playing the battle, it always seemed that there was something uncoordinated.

But after consciously observing, Li Shunde discovered the reason for the disharmony.

Different from what he knew about Qiao Dong in the past, the exhibitionist who likes to fight shirtless, rarely took off his shirt.

"Wearing that dress, Qiao Sang's identity is not a contestant, but an employee of the zoo."

Yamaguchi Genko grinned.

"Those animals may be able to defeat Qiao Dong, but they will definitely not be able to defeat that overalls."

"Can you still fight like this?"

Li Shunde's face turned dark, what's the difference between this style of play and cheating.

However, no matter how much doubts Li Shunde had, the situation in the field still changed——

After being kicked gently by Qiao Dong, the huge hippopotamus almost instinctively turned its head.

Immediately afterwards, the hippopotamus, driven by Qiao Dong, walked towards the animal side's bench.

The whole process was smooth and flowing without any pause.

The scalps of the animals who were chosen as the chief were numb.

"I have already said that I should be allowed to fight this human being."

The Siberian tiger king's face darkened, and he couldn't accept such a result.

"It's about to go back to sleep after being coaxed twice, this hippo is simply..."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, this is also in the plan."

Beside the Siberian tiger king, the lion Simba comforted him in a low voice, then raised his head, and winked at the horse and monkey brothers not far away.

"You two, do what you said, and go."

"squeak--"

The two horse monkeys screamed and rushed to the green belt, and ran back with something in their arms after a while.

Immediately afterwards, the two horse monkeys threw the things in their hands at the hippopotamus in the field.

"dinner's ready!"

"Uh..." The hippo raised its head subconsciously, opened its mouth and bit the things thrown by the horse monkeys, and began to chew.

This made the Siberian Tiger King's face darken even more.

"What are you doing?"

The tiger's claws scratched the ground violently, and the Siberian tiger king was already so angry that he was about to strike.

With its eyesight, it can see what the two horse monkeys just threw over.

"I thought you were going to sneak attack on that human... Why did you throw watermelons and bananas over there? Really come over for dinner..."

"Run! Hippo is full before the race!"

Before the Siberian Tiger King could say no, the lion Simba turned his head and ran away first.

"Hippos don't play until they're full! Run quickly! If you don't run, it's too late!"

"So what if you don't play until you're full...I know!"

As if thinking of something terrifying, the Siberian tiger king also turned his head and ran away, not stopping until his whole body was plunged into the green belt.

And behind it, in the venue of the competition, the huge hippopotamus also stopped.

Then, let out a loud fart.

"Ok?"

Qiao Dong, who was driving the hippopotamus, frowned. The unusual behavior of the animals gave him a bad feeling.

If he read correctly just now, the hippo seems to have eaten some... fruit?

"puff--"

In Qiao Dong's sight, something sprayed out from behind the hippopotamus.

Immediately afterwards, the sky was full of fireworks.

Chapter 120 Stage of Arena Arrangement

By the time the hippo's tail started flicking wildly, it was too late.

Unlike most animals, hippos tend not to defecate honestly——

When defecating, hippos often frantically flick their short tails, pump the feces and scatter them all over the ground, thereby using their scent to declare their territorial sovereignty to other hippos.

But in the zoo, even though the hippos have lost their former territory, some small living habits have not changed.

For example, the habit of shitting.

"The competition is hard work. You must come back after you are full. You will definitely win. I believe in you."

Hippo still remembers what Simba the lion said to him before the game.

So out of trust in the lion, it ate a lot before the game.

Although the huge body can't see anything, only it knows that its belly has long been stretched like a ball.

But just now, the two horse monkeys threw new fruits over.

It was a big watermelon and a bunch of bananas.

If given the chance, the hippo would really like to kill the two horse monkeys. After all, no matter how much it doesn’t care, it’s always a shame to shit in front of so many humans and animals—

But the more shameful it is, the smoother the excretion of the stuff in the stomach, and the feeling of the garbage being excreted even makes it faintly arouse some kind of strange happiness.

Shame, and joy, and can't stop.

"Who the hell can stop this thing!"