A Panda's Martial Arts

On the referee's bench, the panda named Jianguo was already furious. If he hadn't been running fast, the hippo poo might have been dumped on him.

But even if he ran fast, it didn't mean that others also ran fast. Many animals were thrown away because they couldn't run away in time.

The human auditorium was far away, but the smell from a distance completely turned off their appetite, and the snacks and drinks in their hands were not fragrant on the spot.

However, the worst victim was Qiao Dong who was the closest to the hippo.

His hair was already tangled together, his glasses were glued together, and the color of his overalls was almost invisible——

God knows what the hippopotamus ate before, but this time it was still loose, hung all over in soup, and Qiao Dong exuded some kind of ominous aura.

"vomit……"

Under the impact of the pungent smell, Qiao Dong finally couldn't support himself, bowed his head and vomited.

But the hippopotamus, which had finally finished pulling, had already swung its tail and walked towards the hippopotamus house.

It has been out for too long, it needs to be soaked in water to sleep, which is good for the skin.

Only the messy ground was left, and the disgusted people and animals looked at each other.

"vomit……"

Many people have already started to vomit, and even the animals can't stand the smell anymore——

Qiao Dong vomited the most in the arena. You must know that he faced this spray like a biochemical attack, and he was lucky to be able to stand up to now.

However, when Qiao Dong barely raised his head, he found that the panda on the referee's bench had raised the notice board again.

[This game is invalid, both sides are suspended...]

"Why!"

Qiao Dong was the first to dissatisfy. He suffered such a big crime, why was he sentenced to be invalid?

"Obviously I won! I stood at the end... Ugh..."

Shouting loudly made Qiao Dong take a few more breaths of the smelly air, which made him throw up again.

【Because you are playing negatively】

Holding up the writing board again, the panda was furious.

The competitions of other people are worth seeing, whether it is wrestling, taekwondo, or Sanda, when they use their own skills to deal with wild beasts, pandas can learn something to supplement their boxing skills——

And Qiao Dong's behavior of wearing work clothes is undoubtedly cutting corners. He can drive the animals away only by his identity, and he can't learn anything here.

If it is a regular game, then this method can be regarded as taking advantage of the loopholes in the rules, but the game is not regular right now, as the referee, Panda himself is the rule of the game, of course he has a reason to say that this kind of behavior is not acceptable.

[The arena is an occasion to show the level of fighting, and you have not shown any fighting skills.If you only look at the competition process, Hippo uses more techniques than you...]

Even if the hippo is just flicking its tail all the time, the way of throwing the shit out is also a tactic in a sense?

But a panda will never learn this kind of thing, and he will never use this method even once in his life.

[But the hippo attacked the audience and the referee, this is an absolutely forbidden behavior...]

While holding the writing board, the panda lowered its arms and pointed to the "traces" left by the hippopotamus at its feet.

[So, to sum up, this match is invalid, both players are suspended, and the next round will start after the scene is cleaned up...]

"vomit……"

When it came to cleaning up the scene, many people and animals present vomited again.

Just because the traces left by the hippopotamus are too huge.

It was almost in the middle of the zoo, a bomb exploded...

"Please, can you stop talking about such a disgusting topic?"

Seeing that the companions around him were about to say some strange metaphors that must never be said, the fighter who had just found a broom and a shovel quickly stopped the opponent.

"Hurry up and get to work."

"Um... well..."

Stimulated by the strong smell, everyone pinched their noses, and no one was willing to open their mouths to speak.

Fortunately, the human side is all year-round fighters, and it is no problem for them to do some physical work.

What's more, there are animals helping. Although animals such as foxes or monkeys don't know how to use tools, they are not inferior to humans in the efficiency of cleaning traces.

At the end of the cleanup, several deer-like animals stood up and started running around.

"It's musk deer."

Several knowledgeable fighters recognized the animals that looked like deer and rats.

Fragrant deer, or musk deer, the famous musk is produced on them.

The natural musk smell is a bit weird, a little more unpleasant than the processed medicinal musk, but it is still an acceptable smell for people, not the things left by hippos.

It only took half an hour for the musk deer to deal with the field, and the crude fighting field didn't smell as bad as before.

And the panda, once again returned to the referee's seat.

[Add a rule, you are not allowed to poop during the game, you have to drag yourself to the toilet...]

The writing board was raised, and the panda's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

It was not until it was confirmed that everyone and the animals had seen it clearly that the clipboard in the panda's hand was turned over. [Fifth scene, ready to start...]

【Karate Yamaguchi Xuangang, vs. Siberian Tiger King...】

120 Chapter [-] Karate vs Siberian Tiger

"It's a tiger..."

The cold wind blew past, and the thin Taoist clothes rattled.

Yamaguchi admitted that he was getting a little nervous.

Although there is a tradition of fighting fierce beasts in Jisoo Karate since the founding master Dashan Peida, but this tradition is only practiced by Dashan Peida himself——

Later, people seldom fight with beasts, just because this kind of exercise is too dangerous.

One will be killed if you don't pay attention, and doing this kind of exercise is almost equivalent to joking with your life.

Only a few people who want to improve martial arts will do this kind of dangerous practice.

But even so, most of them chose to duel with bulls, just like their ancestor Dashan Peida——

In a sense, this is actually a relatively simple mode, just because the bull's attack method is relatively much easier to judge.

Although the bull looks huge, its attack method is only the horns on the top of the head, which means that as long as it is not stabbed by the horns, life will not be in great danger.

And by coincidence, in the battle with the rhinoceros, Yamaguchi Gengang also realized this.

This is why he has a certain degree of confidence in fighting the beast.

But the tiger's words are different.

Even if he was as strong as Dashan Peida back then, he had never challenged a tiger with his bare hands——

Just because that's not in the same order of magnitude as challenging the bull.A bull has only horns, but a tiger has teeth in addition to its claws. Not to mention being slapped by sharp claws, even if it is kicked by the tiger's hind legs, the injuries caused are beyond what humans can bear.

But kicking and biting each other is just a game for the tigers themselves.

The weak body of human beings can't even withstand a game of tigers.

"Come on!"

Just when Yamaguchi Xuangang was trembling due to nervousness, a voice shouted from behind him.

"Come on! You are the best!"

"what……"

Gently let out a breath, Yamaguchi Xuangang was suddenly moved.

It was Park Yongyeol's voice that sounded from behind.

The previous holidays have not yet passed, and the Koreans refused to admit that they used karate when they beat the horse monkey.

He also felt a little disgusted because of this, and the two of them haven't spoken a single word since yesterday——

But even so, when he faced Tiger, the Korean chose to cheer him on.

The shouts from behind brought Yamaguchi Xuangang's dream back to his high school years, which was mixed with blood, sweat, awkwardness, twisting, and the summer flavor of popsicle soda and national competition.

Thinking about it now, maybe it's this kind of child's play that can show friendship...

"Come on!"

Behind Yamaguchi Xuangang, Park Yongyeol was still shouting.

"Hushan Jun! You are the best! Come on!"

"Uh..." Looking back at Park Yongyeol who was shouting, and then at the tiger who had just appeared, Yamaguchi Xuangang couldn't say a word for a long time.

Forget it, where did the friendship come from? Japan and South Korea are so friendly. Koreans are crazy.

Clenching his fists tightly, Yamaguchi Xuangang strode forward.

nervous?There is no need to be nervous.Since the mentally handicapped Korean cheers for the tiger, he will overthrow the tiger and let the mentally handicapped man know what karate power is.

"Extreme vacuum karate, Yamaguchi Xuangang."

Facing the tiger that had already entered the arena, Gengang Yamaguchi bowed slightly, which is the etiquette of karate.

"Please guide me!"

"Roar--"

Facing Yamaguchi Xuangang's salute, the Siberian Tiger King replied with a tiger pounce.

That is the standard attack method of felines. The open body seems to be empty, but it can use its claws and sharp teeth to attack at any time—it doesn’t matter even if it overshoots. Felines are very good at holding The enemy's body kicked wildly with its hind legs.

In Shankou Xuangang's eyes, the posture of the tiger leaping out was like a huge animal trap.

If you get caught, you will die!

"Ahhh-"

No matter how much he wanted to move forward, no matter how much he wanted to fight in, Yamaguchi Xuangang turned his head and ran away.