A Panda's Martial Arts

The height of only six meters is already a bit low for the current pandas.

But this is only an insignificant part of daily training.

After coming back, the first thing to do is to take a shower. After all, he is still wearing the camouflage he made before going out. Putting clean water and mud on his body can effectively cover up his identity, but the mud on his body after running all the way is about to agglomerate. Just wash it off right away.

But when he was about to turn on the water and finish his busy day, he saw something he didn't really want to see.

"Master, you are back."

Two horse monkeys squatted next to the faucet with obsequious expressions on their faces.

"The bath water is ready for you, do you think you should eat first or take a bath first?"

"I see through..."

The panda slapped the forehead, why didn't he avoid these two guys.

These two horse monkeys lived on the other side of Monkey Mountain, and they were originally the attendants of the diabetic tiger in the lion and tiger garden.

Since he won the martial arts competition, the two horse monkeys have ignored the tiger, and they have been sidling with him all day long, opening their mouths and shutting up their mouths to be auspicious, and saying that they should do the work of others.

This embarrasses the panda, after all, he is not without hands, not to mention that he has basically bid farewell to riding a horse in his life.

What's more, he still has a human consciousness in his mind. As a person who was born in the new society and grew up under the red flag, he is not used to this unequal way of communication.

But it is not easy to get rid of these two horse monkeys.

It's easy to talk and persuade but not to listen, even if he opens his mouth to scold him, he won't leave. Even if he starts to fight, the two horse monkeys will definitely sneak out the next night and punch him in front of him, nodding and bowing like a dog, as if the bruises on their faces are all gone. does not exist.

So this is why the panda will break the routine today and choose to go out to the wild at ten o'clock. One is to go to bed early and get up early to be a healthy panda, and the other is to avoid these two things.

Who would have thought that the two horse monkeys could still be precisely stuck in the panda house after he had changed his schedule.

The two horse monkeys are still smiling obsequiously, and behind them, a small inflatable swimming pool has been filled with warm water——

God knows how these two horse monkeys did all this.The panda tried to dip its claws into the water, and the water temperature was just right.

"I really don't need these things."

Seeing all the meticulous preparations, the panda also stopped thinking about beating the two horse monkeys, and just sighed.

"Where do you go back and forth, don't come to make trouble for me every day, why don't you understand?"

"My lord, it's our fault if you make trouble. But if you don't understand, it's because you don't understand."

Perhaps because the pandas have always been too talkative, the two horse monkeys were a little more relaxed in their speech.

Just in terms of body shape, he still bowed humbly.

"We are not beasts like lions and tigers. If we want to survive, we must find a good backer. In the past, the tiger was the boss, and the old Huang was the boss of the boss. Now that you have defeated Lao Huang, you are the biggest here. You are the boss. We are with you, that is a matter of course. Don’t humans have a saying, there are no tigers in the mountains..."

"The monkey is called the king."

After casually catching the next sentence, Panda frowned.

"That's not a good word."

"Master, you are right, we still know this."

Instead of embarrassing about using the wrong word, the two horse monkeys nodded repeatedly.

"But this also shows the position of our monkeys. When the boss is around, we are responsible for taking care of the boss. When the boss is away, we will help the boss manage the site and wait for him to come back... Does that sound good? We only know about human affairs, without the boss, the two of us are nothing."

"This... also won't work..."

The panda thought for a while, but still didn't agree.

If it was when he first came to the zoo, he might still happily enjoy the service of these two horse monkeys, but after going through this period of time, he has already understood that this kind of inconspicuous enjoyment is the best way to kill his temper——

If I can open my mouth today and drink an extra cup of Coke, tomorrow I will find a reason to skip a day of boxing and kicking.

So ever since he suffered a loss in this area, he has become a little bit rebellious in this area, but he will definitely do anything he can do by himself.

As for things that cannot be done, he will try his best to do it himself, which is also a way to break through himself.

"So I really don't need you two to serve me."

The panda roughly talked about his own thoughts, trying to make the two horse monkeys understand.

"What's more, this is a zoo. You don't have to worry about food or housing, and there's no such thing as a life that you can't live without."

"This... is what I'm talking about, but won't the Siberian tiger king come back?"

Seeing that the panda was refusing again, the two horse monkeys looked at each other, and had no choice but to stop thinking about face and grit their teeth to tell the truth.

Things have to start from the chaotic game before.At that time, the king of the Siberian Tiger called and asked these two horse monkeys to fight with Taekwondo practitioner Park Yonglie. As a result, the two horse monkeys clearly had the upper hand, but they were both knocked out when Park Yonglie changed his tactics on the spot——

Although it is up to the sky to win or lose after entering the boxing ring, the Siberian Tiger King's temper like Takeda Takeda doesn't care about this.

"Although Old Wang is now suffering from diabetes because he drank too much Coke and was taken away for medical treatment, when he comes back, he will still arrest us and beat us."

The two horse monkeys lowered their heads.

"Before the two of us really wanted you to stop us, master, but we really came here because we were going to have a hard time. We are telling the truth."

"Then you won't be looking for me, why don't you look for Lao Huang?"

The panda scratched his head, during this period of time he also knew something about the military dog ​​Lao Huang——

Although among the three animals of the lion, tiger and dog, it is a bit absurd that the dog is the big brother, but considering that these three animals were all raised by the same big dog, this generation is also worthy.

And in terms of strength, the military dog ​​Lao Huang is capable enough to be a big brother. His superb skills hide a whole body of fragmentary props. This dog's fighting ability cannot be regarded as a normal military dog ​​at all. It is said that it has real soldiers The fighting power is not too much.

So he has seniority and can play, and he is a local dog from a zoo, so why should he care more about this than a panda from Yunling?

"Hey, that's what you said."

The two horse monkeys smiled helplessly.

"If Lao Wang can listen to persuasion, will he fight with you for no reason?"

"Ah this..."

The panda was speechless.

Indeed, he had forgotten that.

After that chaotic game, the military dog ​​Lao Huang also got to know him.

Lao Huang usually has the task of protecting the old professor. Occasionally, when he comes to the zoo, he will stop by the Panda House to discuss some methods of manipulating the body, or chatting and blowing water——

While chatting, the military dog ​​Lao Huang has sighed more than once because his younger brothers and sisters are too difficult to manage.

"They were all raised by one mother, and I can't play hard, but don't worry about it, one or two are too naughty... You should take care of it, and if they make trouble, just let them go and fight for me." Yes. By the way, I have lost both food subsidies and pensions to you, can I have a bite of this chicken?"

Panda still remembered that the military dog ​​Lao Huang said so when he came over last time, and by the way, he ate up the takeaway beggar chicken he bought to supplement protein, and his face was greasy.

That chicken smells so good, it makes me angry just thinking about it.

"Alright..."

No longer thinking about the fat chicken, the panda looked at the two horse monkeys in front of it.

"It's fine to come to my place, but let's not talk about serving or anything. You can also change the name of the master, just talk normally... It's useless to pay you salaries in the zoo. Why don't you two fight with me in the future? It's your reward for coming."

"Thank you, old... Thank you! Thank you!"

The two horse monkeys froze for a moment, and quickly threw their bodies to the ground, revealing their fragile backs.

The monkey's fragile cervical spine can't stop the bite of any wild beast. Just one bite can kill them and expose the fatal weakness. This is the greatest sincerity that the two of them can show.

It's just that the panda doesn't know much about this. He only knows that the two horse monkeys are annoying when they kneel in front of them. The monkey kicked it so hard that it stood up.

"If you want to stay with me, first of all, you are not allowed to kneel down."

After glaring at the two horse monkeys, the panda didn't care about them anymore.

After talking nonsense for a long time, the muddy water on his body was about to form a lump.

Taking a bath isn't that complicated for a panda—it's as simple as turning on the water pipe and rushing at yourself.

Perhaps because of the fur, or because of the strong body brought about by long-term exercise, the cold water is not so cold when it hits the body, but it can refresh the body and mind.

Go out for a fight and come back to take a shower. The time of the shower is just right for him to replay the few fights he fought outside.

Only by summarizing the gains and losses can we know what mistakes have been made, and these mistakes mean room for improvement.

It seems that these few fights today are the best fights in recent times——

Although there are usually people who fight in groups, he rushed up and fought in a circle, and everyone was beaten to the ground, but the stick was blind in the scuffle, and he himself had to suffer two sticks to some extent.

Today, however, under conscious control, he no longer blindly regards positioning as the first priority, but uses the opponent's body as a protective shield when he has the opportunity, which really gives him more opportunities. Came down unscathed.

This is not just a simple reduction in the number, from 2 to 1 is just hard work, but now the number of beatings has changed from 1 to 0, which shows that he has the right idea.

It's a good thing to think right, which means he can think about other things.

And the next area to improve is...

"Hey! I see through!"

The water rushing on him suddenly disappeared, which made the panda open his eyes.

In sight, a horse monkey was climbing up to a high place holding the water pipe he used for bathing.

"Damn!"

Once the water flow stopped, so did the train of thought, and the panda got a little angry.

"Don't make trouble with me, or the tiger won't be able to protect you...uh..."

The water stream from a high place rushes over the panda's head, making the panda refreshed for a while, and the hair on the body that has been twisted together by the muddy water is also being combed, which is the action of another horse monkey.

The dexterous monkey paws are constantly handling the knotted bear hair, which is much faster than flushing with water.

"Yes, yes, a little to the left, just the shoulder... oh—"

The sore muscles were massaged vigorously, which made the panda narrow its eyes comfortably——

He didn't know that these two horse monkeys could actually loosen and massage their bones, and their skills were very good.

At least after being pressed on the back for a while, the muscle soreness accumulated from the previous fight was obviously relieved, and the whole body seemed lighter.

What's more, there is a horse monkey on top of his head showering him, and the conditions are indeed much better than when he showered by himself.

At least he can get a good wash on his back now.

Due to the exercise during this period, and in addition to being in the growth period, the panda's side has become significantly stronger recently, and it is different from other ordinary pandas with fat stomachs. His side is more like developing horizontally to strengthen the shoulders and back—— —but like many bodybuilders, the bigger he gets, the less he can reach his back.