A Panda's Martial Arts

The two horse monkeys unexpectedly solved this problem.

"Come here when you have time later, it happens that I have something suitable for you here."

His body was relaxed, and the panda didn't let the horse monkeys give him a massage in vain.When he was in the mountains before, he summed up some exercise methods suitable for monkeys with the golden monkey, and now it can be used by the two horse monkeys. Even if it can strengthen the body, it is a good thing.

Unexpectedly, the two horse monkeys shook their heads, showing no intention of agreeing.

"Old... You don't need to come here like this, and we don't have the heart to learn this. The zoo lives a peaceful life, so where can we use this skill after learning it?"

The horse monkey who was helping the panda's back massaged while handling the panda that was knotted due to muddy water.

"What's more, we have you as our backer right now, so if something happens, you'll just come here. If we can't cover you, then even if we practice, we won't be able to fight."

"Uh..." Panda had a question mark on his face.

It does sound reasonable, but I always feel like there is something wrong.

However, he has heard similar words from the military dog ​​Lao Huang, and that yellow dog will occasionally ask the panda, so what is it like to practice martial arts every day, or whether you want to work with him in the army, at least he has ideals There are goals, and there are wages and food allowances, too.

"No, I'm going to work when I'm sitting in the zoo, and I'm serving the people by showing the pandas to the children who come to play."

That's what the panda answered at the time. By the way, the children who came to the zoo to visit the pandas performed a raw dog fur, and all the human cubs clapped their hands and applauded.

It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life, not to mention the possibility of working overtime according to the military dog... This is something he does not want to do.

As for the staffing problem, how many pandas there are in the zoo is counted. In addition to not being paid, the treatment of pandas is only higher than that of military dogs, not to mention that pandas can't do the work of military dogs.

And according to the information I saw on the Internet recently, military dogs don't seem to be paid wages. God knows where the big yellow dog got the money from. It is absolutely impossible for it to be just a simple food subsidy.

But the panda didn't intend to explore either. Everyone has their own secrets, and so does the dog.

What really leaves pandas unanswered is another question.

"You practice martial arts every day, what are you trying to do?"

Picture what?Panda also doesn't know, if it's a troubled time, he might still show off his martial arts skills, but right now it's a peaceful and prosperous world where the country is peaceful and the people are peaceful, Haiyan River is singing and dancing, even if he has practiced his skills, he won't have any chance to show them off. If you really want to talk about the biggest use, it may be to play tricks in the zoo to earn some rewards.

Well, the transmigrators either have all their family members dead, have a deep hatred, or live poorly with a younger brother and sister struggling to survive. No matter how bad they are, they must have a system, at least pointing you in the direction and telling you what to do. What are you doing—

As a result, when it comes to him, there is no hatred or hatred, and there is no system. Transforming into a panda is really just a simple transformation into a panda.

When he is not practicing martial arts, he occasionally thinks about these things. He has read a lot of novels anyway. It stands to reason that it is not others but him who has changed into a panda. Then there must be some important mission waiting for him. It makes no sense. Let him enjoy normal life like he is now - but the fact is that he can really enjoy bear life in the zoo and do whatever he wants.

However, the more this happened, the more he felt something was wrong.

It's not that he can't accept this kind of peaceful life. In fact, this kind of situation with nothing to do is quite good, and his condition is much better than when he was in the mountains——

But the days are too peaceful and there is nothing to do, and I still hang on to the status of time travel. It's like the upstairs neighbor smashed a boot on the floor before going to bed at night, and it passed with a loud bang.

Then it went silent.

There is a lack of great virtue in this matter. If there is an ending at the beginning, it will not be given. This is simply a eunuch after writing a novel with 10,000+ words at the beginning. Those who do this kind of thing are the most hated. , let alone sending blades, it’s not surprising that someone’s grave was dug.

Why dig a grave?Of course, it is to see if the second half of the book is taken to the underworld by the author.

Panda doesn't know whose grave to dig. Even if he wants to trouble God for this kind of thing, Toad Tuntian didn't say anything.

All he knew was the current situation, even if he lived a peaceful life, he couldn't calm down...

"Bangdang-"

Just when the panda was thinking wildly, a mobile phone fell on the foot.

"Hey? Where did you get the phone?"

The panda was stunned. He clearly remembered that his mobile phone was still hidden in the hole in the rockery, so he didn't take it out.

What's more, the one in front of him is obviously not used by himself, he uses Huawei.

"It's on your back."

The horse monkey who was cleaning the panda's back called back.

"It's been stuck in the mud for a long time, and it's just been washed out by the water...it's probably stuck here."

"Yo!"

Feeling that the horse monkey was pressing the position of his lower back, the panda's eyes straightened.

fear……

It was so scary.

Fortunately, he was still complacent because of the completion of the technology just now, and he put a mobile phone on his waist without making a sound, but he didn't find it.

Today, the mobile phone was attached to his body, and he came back alive safely.

But what if it was replaced by a knife stabbed in the body tomorrow?

He was stabbed in the back of the waist with a knife, and the waist was pierced. How can he survive?

There is a line in "The Godfather" that is well said, "A man must never be careless", he knows it now, and if he is careless, he may die.

It's just this level, it's not worth being proud of.

"I still have to practice... I still have to practice!"

After taking a shower, the panda stood up with firm eyes.

The technology is not yet successful, and the exercise still needs to be done hard, and the liver still needs to be followed.

This is also a good thing, at least now he doesn't have to think about the issue of peace of mind - he doesn't have the time to think about those, the most practical thing is to get the small goal in front of him.

"correct……"

Glancing at the new mobile phone on the ground, the panda picked it up to wipe off the water, and tried to turn it on by pressing the power button with the tip of its claws.

Luckily, even though it was stained with water and mud, he still ran all the way, but now he pressed it, and the screen turned on.

Looking at the background pattern on the screen, the panda is happy.

Because the previous fight was too fast, he didn't care much about who he was fighting, so he just finished fighting all the way and left. Among the people who want to be beaten, there are people he knows——

The gangster wearing the gold chain on the screen was so recognizable that he snatched the phone twice from this gangster.

As a result, it was this bastard who was swiped as experience tonight, and his mobile phone was taken away, and his mobile phone was stolen three times in a row.

If you come out to hang out, you have to pay it back sooner or later. If you collect protection fees from others, you will be charged protection fees one day. Pandas can be regarded as redistribution of social wealth.

"It just so happens that I should also prepare a meeting gift for you." The panda unlocked the phone according to the traces on the tempered film, and the panda, who was sure that this thing does not need fingerprint authentication, simply called the two horse monkeys over.

Knowing that the mobile phone itself is ill-gotten gains, the panda has no intention of returning it, so he gave the mobile phone to the two horse monkeys on the spot and taught them how to surf the Internet.

"I'll buy you a charger later on, and you should watch less movies that are finished by two or three people...Huh?"

Saying this, Panda suddenly thought, should we give all the animals in the zoo a mobile phone? Before the military dog ​​Lao Huang said that these animals are not easy to manage, a mobile phone can just consume their excess energy—and it is also convenient for each other connect.With instant communication, it will be more difficult for them to be found when they come out to let loose at night.

Thinking about it carefully, this seems to be a feasible thing.

"It's fine to use this connection in the future, and there's no need to come here every day."

"Thank you, Boss! Thank you, Boss!"

The two horse monkeys nodded excitedly, they knew what a mobile phone was.

After all, when Siberian Tigers used their mobile phones before, they were there to wait on them, so they also knew that this small screen was actually of great use——

But they didn't expect that one day they would have the same treatment as the Siberian tiger, and they would also have a mobile phone for them to play with.

"Boss, we, this..."

hum-

Just when the two horse monkeys were about to say something to thank them, a buzzing choked back their words.

This made Panda also frown.

It's just because the mobile phones in the hands of these two horse monkeys are calling.

130 Chapter [-]: The Legend of the Panda Is Wandering

At the same time, in a tea house in the urban area.

Before that, he was leading a group of rogue and majestic ponies, but now he was standing with his elder brother Zhou Xu with his head down, and several bodyguards in black suits were faintly surrounding them.

In front of them, a man with a cigar sitting on a chair, his face darkened.

The low air pressure in the room made Xiao Ma feel slightly out of breath.

"boss……"

Taking a deep breath, the pony who couldn't hold on anymore still spoke.

"This time we..."

"Don't make excuses!"

Before the pony could finish speaking, the cigar in the man's hand fell on the pony's face.

"You still have the face to come back? How many times? Thanks to me spending so much money to support you, I fished you out if something happened...Is this what you do? Is this how you work?"

"Uh..." The burning cigar burned his body, hurting his heart, and Xiao Ma wanted to explain something, but was held down by his elder brother Zhou Xu.

The boss is in a fit of anger, and at this time, he can't add fuel to the fire, otherwise he will really make the boss anxious, and it will not only be solved by scalding it.

The owner's surname is Sun, a well-known local snake in Shuzhong City. He started his business as a construction worker in his early years. After making a fortune, he switched to nightclubs and bars. He is different from the gangsters like them. I heard that Boss Sun was a real ruthless person back then. , the kind that can handle people well.

Even though Boss Sun had already stated that he should wash his hands and become a legitimate businessman, it's fine for outsiders to listen to such words. They all know that Boss Sun still has connections with some people on the road.

So now Zhou Xu and Xiao Ma can only be silent, and only silent. Only when Boss Sun calms down by himself, they will not be poured into cement to form a foundation.

Fortunately, Boss Sun calmed down fairly quickly.

"Xuzi, tell me what's going on."

Picking up the cup and taking a sip of tea, Boss Sun took a look at Zhou Xu.

"It's good to tell the truth, let's make things clear first."

"Good boss."

Zhou Xu nodded quickly, and then told what happened to him.

"What happened was like this, Xiao Ma and the others went there first, but the family named Feng found two men who could fight, and one of them was about as strong as me, so..."

"Uh-huh?"