A Panda's Martial Arts

In the line of sight, a cloaked giant bear with a gorgeous dress, obviously a land-born noble, was chatting and laughing with a human girl.

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On the edge of the port, next to the beautiful girl, the panda that was captured alive is in prison.

It was also bad luck.He just used the reason of family dinner to push off the class, but when he returned to the city lord's mansion, he was caught by the old black bear——

Although the old castellan is obviously demented, the old bear is extremely persistent in the matter of marriage. The marriage partner originally planned for Panda's side, that is, the daughter of Yelena's family, has long been invited to the castellan's mansion As a guest, the panda fell into the pit on the spot when he returned this trip.

If he had known that it would be better for him to go to class, he would rather fight ten pterodactyls one-on-one.

But it was all too late.

A blind date is nothing more than that, have a meal, chat, and watch a movie if there is an event——

Although the development of the port city is not bad, it can't produce high-tech like movie theaters.

So the two of them, who had no entertainment, could only interact in the most embarrassing way of hanging out.

Eating is like being in prison, chatting is like being in prison, pandas feel like they are in prison every second.

But the human girl next to him obviously didn't think so.

"I heard you've been teaching art lately, haven't you?"

Beside the panda, the girl took the initiative to break the silence.

"what is that?"

"Uh..." Panda managed to squeeze out a barely-there smile.

He didn't want to answer at all.

Well, he came here just to skip class, but he still has to attend class when he arrives here, and he still attends class while he is in jail--no, this way of opening the topic is too bad, how can he answer this kind of words?

"Art is explosions."

The panda, whose scalp was numb with embarrassment, made a mess on the spot, and his words lost all logic.

"Explosion, just explosion, you know? Fried golden flowers, poker cards, four double belts and two kings, why are there two kings and not one king? It is because the characters for two kings cannot be written in one stroke.

Don't ask me how the king got here, it means that the blood of every king must end with the sword. It is said that there is a Taoist priest on Zhongnan Mountain with a five-jin horn pinned to his waist. lama..."

"What are you talking about?"

The girl was amused by the nonsensical words.

"How can I return the five-jin lama and Zhongnanshan...you are really interesting."

"Uh..." Panda's scalp became even more numb, he had no idea what was so interesting about such nonsense.

But he couldn't say anything else, in fact he didn't know how to deal with this embarrassing situation——

After all, he still doesn't know how to grasp the distance between the two parties.If it's an enemy, then he can just punch him to death. If it's a friend, he can just grab a drink and eat meat, but a blind date... forget it.

The panda originally didn't want to go on a blind date. After all, he really wasn't interested at all. This can be seen from the fact that he hasn't memorized the girl's name until now.

But in the current situation, it is impossible to directly refuse, let alone the problem of the relationship network, the girl alone does not agree.

This is also the hardest thing for pandas to understand.

It's normal for a young girl under 20 years old to fall in love with Prince Charming or Tang Seng, but why did she just fall in love with a brown bear?

Could it be that liking bears is hereditary?Then why not just let the reincarnated old woman marry the old bear?

"Well, I think there's something I need to say."

After thinking about it, Panda decided to spread the matter out.

"Let me tell you, I'm actually not interested in this marriage..."

"is it?"

The girl's originally bright face suddenly became lonely, and she looked so pitiful that she wanted to cry.

"Then are you not interested in marriage, or is it because of me..."

"Uh, no."

Panda was even more embarrassed, he didn't know how to deal with the situation - if the woman was fake crying, maybe he could be a little more confident.

But the problem is that judging from the relationship during this period of time, this girl is not very scheming, she is indeed a good person, except that she has a bad mind and likes bears.As an ordinary person, there is no reason for him to solve the problem by belittling the other party.

"Actually, it's not your problem." Panda decided to tell the truth.

"I'm not interested in females, you know what I mean?"

"Oh! Then I understand!"

The girl raised her head and looked at the giant cloaked bear in amazement.

"That means, you treat males..."

"no!"

The startled panda waved his hands again and again, his back was sweating.

Good guy, I was almost caught in it.Although it is true that he has no interest in females, it does not mean that he is gay——

In fact, there are too many interesting things in this world other than feelings, such as exploring the unknown, pursuing martial arts, even playing chess or even turning flower ropes, which one is more interesting than falling in love? ?

But what Panda didn't expect was that the girl he was on a blind date with was very interested in gay topics.

"No need to explain, I understand, explanation is to cover up."

The girl's gaze at the giant cloaked bear began to shine.

"I've also heard some, you people who are engaged in art, are... different in some aspects? For example, the love between the same sex, the mutual appreciation between bears, I heard that some people still like it Monkey... No wonder you went to the Palace of the Apes to study art, it turned out that it was to make yourself fair..."

"no!"

The panda was immediately impatient, and the more he talked about it, the more he had a nose and eyes.

"Art! That's art! Do you understand? Do you understand what art is?"

"Art is love and beauty."

Contrary to the panda's expectation, the girl really answered seriously.

"Love and beauty, death and abstraction, those deep and complex things, like same-sex love you like..."

"Don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

The panda quickly covered the girl's mouth, but then realized that this action seemed a bit inappropriate, so he had to put down his palm embarrassingly.

"What you said is all deceitful. Art has never been such a simple thing?"

"Then what are you talking about art?"

Seeing that the bear's paw that was close at hand retracted, the girl immediately became angry.

"Just knowing that I am wrong, then you can give a correct answer!"

"The correct answer, didn't I just say it?"

Taking a deep breath, the panda raised its finger to the sky.

"Art is an explosion."

Light……

The dazzling thunder light exploded in the clouds, and the bright silver snake danced in a winding manner. It was originally an irregular natural phenomenon, but at this moment it exploded like fireworks under the guidance of the wire.

The fleeting brilliance stays in the pupils, that is the magnificence that only Huanghuang Tianwei can show.

And after that, the dull thunder exploded.

"Boom-"

The ear-piercing thunder shook the heavens and the earth, it was a terror that would make any creature tremble instinctively, but at this moment on the ground, the girl looking up at the sky was completely bewildered.

"It's done..."

Looking at the thunderclouds high in the sky, the panda seems to have seen a titanium alloy paper airplane that was destroyed by a thunderstorm.

Fortunately, although this method of violent use will reduce one aircraft, it still solves the current problem after all——

Facts have proved that the backhand he had prepared before was still useful, and if it was too embarrassing, he would make big news.As long as he takes the girl's attention away, he can handle this kind of prison-like errand.

The result was perfect, and the woman was really quiet.

Although the reduction from 33 to 32 is a bit heartbreaking, the numbers can finally make OCD comfortable...

"Ok?"

The panda, whose eyes were a little sore from the thunder, lowered its head, only to find something lurking in the sea water far away.

It was a faint light, a pearl shining on the waves...

There is also a huge, hideous fish head with sharp teeth.

"what!"

The giant fish without scales looked too frightening, and the panda jumped up on the spot in fright.

"I warn you! Don't come here!"

As he spoke, the panda picked up a brick and threw it at it.

With just a muffled sound, the terrifying strange fish immediately sank to the bottom of the water.

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"Princess! Princess!"

The startled hairtail hurried over to rescue her. It almost thought that the princess of the Broken Sea was about to be beaten to death like this.

Fortunately, the brick was thrown with little force, and the princess of the sea just fainted.After a moment of rescue, the princess of the sea woke up.

"Well, am I right?"

The first thing the princess of the sea did when she woke up was to continue to argue.

"What I just said, there are different terrestrial species, have you seen the flowers in the sky, how romantic..."

"Okay, okay, it's really different."

Hairtail couldn't say anything to refute it, it just didn't expect to encounter such a strange species.