A Panda's Martial Arts

However, it also realized new reasons.

"Princess, haven't you seen it yet?"

Hairtail shook his head.

"The aesthetics of terrestrial species is completely different from that of marine species."

"Varied……"

The princess of the sea opened her mouth, but was speechless for a while.

She also realized something, but she never wanted to believe it, but now...

"Yeah, this time, you also saw it?"

Hairtail couldn't help sighing.

"In the eyes of terrestrial species, we marine species are all ugly."

"They can't appreciate your beauty."

Chapter 61 Newly Edited Little Anglerfish

"Do you know what beauty is?"

"If it's beautiful, it's probably the proprietress at the hot dog stand."

The one who answered the question was a guard in the city guard of the port city, male human, 27 years old.

"More than 200 catties, that big butt, it would be better if she didn't have a husband."

"Do you know what beauty is?"

"I think it should be a hot dog."

The one who answered the question was a worker of a weapons workshop, a male bull, 12 years old.

"Her hot dogs are thick and big, with a lot of weight. It tastes... Hey, don't go, I haven't finished yet."

"Do you know what beauty is?"

"I think beauty is killing people, and being more beautiful means killing more people."

The one who answered the question was a 20-year-old female human being from the ruins exploration team.

"Thanks to this military training course, I have already broken through to the Bone Drawing Realm, and then I will bloom in the slaughter, like a flower blooming at dawn... Do you want to dance too!"

"No dancing!"

Seeing that the opponent was about to draw out his machete and start practicing, Panda immediately turned around and ran away.

He knew he shouldn't have come to continue the class.

But there is nothing to do about this kind of thing. If you go to class, you will be caught by the apprentices and jailed, and if you don’t go to class, you will be caught and jailed by the woman. The two powers are against each other, whichever is the lesser, and he can only choose to come to the training ground to be autistic.

At least here, he won't feel his scalp tingle with embarrassment.

Although he is autistic, he actually doesn't need to do any work on the training ground, he just needs to sit here and talk about some plausible art - at least it looks like he is teaching art.As for the students who can break through this kind of thing by thinking about it by themselves... the panda has simply given up resisting.

This is not something he can interfere with, after all, the martial arts of these students are a bit too abundant.

No matter what the panda says, they will think about it in terms of fighting, even if the panda is just a fart, they think there must be a deep meaning——

This is not a joke. Some students really realized something when watching panda farts. They realized the method of disturbing the air flow through the mortal body, and created a long-range attack move called "Qigong Wave". Promoted to the elementary level.

In fact, this is what confuses pandas the most.

The residents of the port city are full of martial arts, even children of a few years old know how to use wooden knives and swords to simulate battles.

And after they grow up, they are more willing to join the battlefield to fight bravely-of course, there are some people who are indeed not suitable for the battlefield, but they will also use their creativity in those aspects related to combat.Forging weapons, making armor, even chefs are thinking about how to make more convenient military rations.

There seemed to be something missing from them.

When it comes to fighting or production, they can speak clearly and logically. Whether it is fighting bravely on the battlefield or crafting meticulously in the workshop, most of them have their own special skills.But apart from these... there is nothing else.

Pandas are keenly aware of some subtleties.

"It's not good."

In a conversation with Hushan Jun, Panda expressed his views.

"This is a very dangerous situation. In fact, I have seen apprentices draw their knives on the spot more than once in class... I can't describe their state very well. I can only say that their spirits are very tense."

"That's right, after all, the world is not peaceful now."

Tiger Mountain Jun nodded and explained.

"The only way to deal with the dangers that strike at any time is to be mentally tense. After all, you may lose your life in the next second... Everyone just wants to survive, that's all."

"Survival... I can understand."

Panda sighed.

"However, it's not a good thing to be tense all the time, it will greatly damage your own state... There is a saying? Sharpening a knife is not a mistake in chopping wood."

"I can understand the consequences of what you said, but what do you want to express?"

Mr. Hushan frowned.

"Are you trying to put them at ease? Or what?"

"If you can relax, let's relax, at least give them some more rotating vacations."

The panda thought for a while, and then casually made some relatively stable proposals.

"By the way, what do you do when you're relaxing?"

"When you're relaxing? Of course it's martial arts."

Mr. Hu Shan laughed.

"Practice when you are busy, and practice when you are free. Hard work can make up for one's weakness."

"Uh..." The panda was speechless.

He had a premonition that even if some holidays were added to the residents of the port city, they would not be able to do anything to enjoy life. The pursuit of force has been carved into their bones. More likely to work overtime and exercise.

"On your side, are you still not interested in succeeding the city lord?"

Tiger Tiger narrowed his eyes.

"What you are doing now is actually no different from the city owner. In fact, the old city owner may not have thought of this aspect when he was sober."

"I probably really can't do the things of the city lord."

Shaking his head, the panda stood up.

"Don't think I can say some suggestions now, it's because I know that these are just suggestions. If you want to be the city owner...the responsibility is too heavy."

"You are not stupid, at least not as stupid as they say."

Hushan Jun's eyes became more and more kind.

"They only see the glory of the position of the city lord, they only see the glory of being in power, only you will refuse, and you will think that this is a heavy responsibility... This is rare, and it is also the reason why we choose to support you."

"Then I suggest you make preparations early and invite Gao Ming."

Shaking his head, the panda got up and left.

What he said was not a scene for the purpose of being a character, it was actually admonishing the other party to prepare early——

After all, he doesn't belong here, and there will always be time to leave.And before that time comes, Port City must prepare a decent person in charge.

The panda thinks that the white bear is very good, willing to do things, and has courage.It's a pity that Ice Bear didn't know if there was something wrong with him recently, so he kept avoiding him, which made him never find a chance to have a good chat with Ice Bear.

But when he was about to look for the white bear and talk about the choice of heir, the guards sent by the old fox Fox stopped him first.

"There is a big event, Young City Lord."

In front of the panda, the guard's expression was quite solemn.

"It's a major event at the diplomatic level. The old housekeeper asks you to go back."

"Are you serious?"

The panda's first reaction was to be a trap. After all, the old fox might use this method to trick him into going on a blind date—but the guard's expression was too serious, and he couldn't be sure whether it was true or not.

"Tell me first, what happened?"

"Young City Lord is the envoy of the Sea Clan."

The guard reported in a low voice.

"Those sea creatures sent envoys to negotiate with us, but now the old city lord..."

"I see."

The panda nodded and signaled the guards to lead the way.

The Hai Clan sent envoys. This is a major event that the senior management of the port city must face seriously. After all, everyone lives by the sea, so we should respect it——

It's just that the luck of the Sea Clan envoy was not very good, and the old black bear was falling ill these days.

The old black bear who is not clear-headed is naturally unable to show up, so he can only be allowed to go as a young city lord who is temporarily mounted.

"Remember to call my brother together."

The panda thought for a while, and then said something.

"I remember his life experience, and I have some opinions with those sea people. Now that I have an opportunity, I will deal with it by the way."

"Someone has already gone to look for the second young master."

The guard lowered his voice.

"Actually... I can't confirm it either. I just heard that the Hai Clan came here this time for the Second Young Master's business."

"Oh?"

The whole mental state of the panda has improved.

Guys, the jail time is finally coming to an end, isn't it?Is this going to war?Although he has no sense of belonging to the Port City or the Sea Clan, but for him who has been imprisoned in the Port City for almost a month, he will be very happy if he has a fight.

What will come to fight?Deep sea fish?Ancient giant beast?Or, in other words, giant dinosaurs from ancient times?

Anything is good, something is good, he just wants to have a good fight now.