My Another World Sword Saint Wife

The phone rang suddenly, and Fu Zhexing took out the phone from his pocket to look. The caller's name actually said, Xu Fei?

Chapter 246 Meow King Lao Li (Two in One)

(It's a little too late in time, please watch it later, it will be revised in about half an hour.)

"Hello? Hello? Is it Xiaofei? Is there a sound?"

"What kind of mobile phone are you using? It can't be a Dafa brand, right?"

"Why do you talk like Bundouzi, call uncle from another place with better signal!"

Click, Uncle Chen hung up the phone decisively.

Shangguan stood beside him with his hands on his hips, watching all this with a proud expression.

Just now the middle-aged shopkeeper refused to let him go out, and even threatened to call the police.

Because he couldn't explain clearly for a while, he had no choice but to open the phone's address book to find Fu Zhexing's phone number.

Unexpectedly, Xu Fei set Fu Zhexing's nickname as '哔唱节哔', which caused him to waste a lot of time.

All in all, it is really unreasonable for the dignified young master of the immortal clan to be slandered and stolen.

After a while to prove his innocence, let's see how this person apologizes!

Ten seconds later.

'Grandpa is calling, grandpa and your grandson are calling you~',

Fu Zhexing's ringtone for incoming calls suddenly rang, and Uncle Chen quickly tapped to answer the call.

"Hey?"

"Oh, what a small door." Uncle Chen was slightly surprised.

"I have a black girl in a pink down jacket, small pants and white shoes who is shopping with your mobile phone, do you know me?"

Glancing at Shangguan Ritian, Uncle Chen stretched out his hand to cover the position of the microphone, and whispered.

"Oh, it's your girlfriend's distant cousin? You asked her to help buy wine. That's fine, I'm a thief."

"Foreigner? I said why he looks so dark and speaks strangely."

"Yeah, I see. I learned Chinese indiscriminately, and I took ancient Chinese as Mandarin."

"Hey, this black girl has a pretty good body and a happy appearance, but she is a little dark." Uncle Chen sighed.

"Hey, brat, do you dare to say that Uncle is an LSP?! You tell Uncle, how many gentlemen are not SP? If you really don't have S one day, don't you suspect that you are sick?"

Uncle Chen retorted angrily, very dissatisfied with the duplicity of young people nowadays.

If you are lustful, you should admit it boldly!What do you think is the reason for human reproduction so far?Of course, specificity is a good virtue.

"Go, don't think about it, I'm looking for someone for the single kid at home."

"What's wrong with Hei?"

"It's black! The problem is that my kid is also black! Can the two briquettes get better together? After giving birth to a child, I will definitely not be a donkey dung!"

Uncle Chen yelled loudly into the phone, pouring out his dissatisfaction.

It seems that because of the excitement of the chat, I have forgotten that there is still a 'girl' standing beside me.

Seeing the other party's joyful expression, Shangguan Ritian gritted his teeth tightly, and clenched his fists into crackling noises.

These two are so nasty!It's simply unbearable!

In broad daylight and the sky is bright and bright, what kind of content is there to talk about!

The key is that the protagonist in the chat content is still the man disguised as a woman.

This is a double insult to his personality!

Shangguan Ritian secretly made up his mind that if he wants women's clothing again in the future, he must ask Fu Zhexing to whiten his complexion!

"Here, here you are. Xiaofei wants to talk to you."

The conversation finally ended, and Uncle Chen handed the phone to Shangguan Ritian.

"Xu Fei, you're talking nonsense...!"

But just as Shangguan Ritian spoke halfway, he was interrupted by Xu Fei's anxious words.

"Shangguan Daoist, what are you doing? It's been a long time, can you come back quickly, I'm drinking again!"

"Is this what you mean by walking fast? It's been half an hour!"

"This... I will return within 10 minutes." Knowing that he was wrong, Shangguan Ritian couldn't say anything more.

Hanging up the phone resentfully, he stared at Uncle Chen with brows straightened and remained silent.

The meaning is already obvious.

Shouldn't you say something to me?Suspecting others of stealing for no reason can't just forget it.

Uncle Chen had already sat back at the counter, and the old god was looking up the manual of the hair growth stick.

He shook his legs while flipping through the pages, as if he didn't see the other party.

"Uncle, do you have anything you want to tell me?"

Shangguan Ritian pursed his lips and asked righteously.

Without raising his head, Uncle Chen reached out and grabbed two large lollipops from the counter and pushed them towards each other.

"Ok?"

Shangguan's eyes were fixed all day long, and it turned out to be a new type of pure sucrose refining produced by different companies.

This thing is priced at 2.5 yuan a piece, which is very expensive.

It was a luxury food that he wanted to taste but was reluctant to buy several times when he was delivering food.

He grabbed the lollipop and stuffed it into the inside pocket of the down jacket.

This is a personal apology and compensation, and it does not need to be handed over to Xu Fei.

"Hmph, count your sincerity."

Leaving behind a scene, Shangguan Ritian walked away with an unusually chic back.

I glanced at the time on my phone, and there were about 8 minutes left.

This place is not far from the Chuandian. With his foot strength, even if he encounters a passer-by and stops to put on a show, three to five minutes is enough.

Carrying two boxes of beer on his back, Shangguan galloped on the courtyard wall every day at high speed.

The main reason why he didn't put his drinks in the storage bag was because he was too embarrassed to unzip his pants in the open air.

Whenever approaching the fork in the alley, Shangguan Ritian would jump up and jump directly onto the opposite wall.

I heard that the nearby road monitoring has been destroyed by Brother Chang without anyone noticing, so you can move forward with confidence.

About 5 minutes later, Shangguan Ritian frowned, feeling something strange.

Unlike Shen Luoying, he has a very good sense of space.

As long as you have been to most places once, you can firmly remember the route in your mind.

After running for so long, it stands to reason that he should have arrived at the Chuandian long ago.

After continuing for a few hundred meters, the surrounding scenery gradually became unfamiliar.

Hutongs and alleys disappeared, replaced by brick walls, toilets, and broken iron gates.

And three sloppy little tents, standing alone in the bushes behind the toilet.

This place is the abandoned small park where he usually stays...

Feeling vigilant, Shangguan Ritian immediately stopped his figure and let out his awareness to observe his surroundings.

Ten meters, 20 meters, 30 meters, the range of consciousness spreading is getting bigger and bigger, but nothing unusual is found.

"Fellow Daoist He Fang teased me! Please show up and see me!"

Shangguan Ritian put the wine box on the ground, and silently unzipped his trousers.

In this case, it is not the time to save face.

In the storage bag is a life-saving item bestowed on him by the family.

"Meow~~~I thought someone was so daring and dared to bully this old man's disciple, so it turned out to be the little boy of Shangguan's family, meow."

A lazy yawn came from the top of his head, and Shangguan Ritian was so startled that he immediately jumped back more than three feet.

At such a close distance, even using awareness, they couldn't find each other.

The enemy's concealment method is too clever!

Looking at the six 'beasts' standing side by side on the branch, a drop of cold sweat rolled down Shangguan Ritian's cheek.

It is no longer a question of concealment means.

The enemy's cultivation was so unfathomable that he couldn't even feel the opponent's existence.

"Wrong, wrong, meow~ It has nothing to do with cultivation meow, I just used my consciousness to deceive your consciousness, meow."

The leader of a 'beast' flicked its front paws and enthusiastically explained to Shangguan Ritian.

Hearing this, Shangguan Ritian's pupils shrank suddenly.

He forcibly calmed down, and shouted angrily: "Where is the evildoer, who can read my thoughts?!"

"Oh, meow~ You bastard, I don't even know the old man. I used to hug you when you were young, meow~" The beast's tail stood up straight, as if a little annoyed.

Its cat eyes widened, and a bright white light burst out, shooting directly at Shangguan Ritian's eyebrows.

Boom!

There was a loud buzzing sound in his mind, and Shangguan Ritian's eyes froze in place.

Billows of smoke and dust rushed towards the face, shaking the heaven and earth with a terrifying coercion.

The skinny 'beast' in the lead swelled rapidly, and turned into a big dick in the blink of an eye!

The huge cat's head covering the sky... No, the lynx's head looked down and licked Shangguan Ritian affectionately.