My Another World Sword Saint Wife

"what?"

Shangguan Ritian woke up from the hallucination.

When he looked at the foot-long kitten on the tree again, the vigilance and hostility in his eyes had disappeared.

After adjusting his standing posture, Shangguan Ritian bowed respectfully and said, "Shangguan Ritian, disciple of Tianmen Peak, pays homage to Patriarch Li She."

"You don't need to be so formal meow~ I still like you to call me Old Li Meow~~" the little lynx said leisurely, flicking its paw.

Li She, a lynx trained to become a demon, nicknamed Lao Li.

He was a demon king who was famous all over the world 2000 years ago, and ruled thousands of feline demon cultivators in southern China.

Later, the massive invasion of Earth and Star by the underground world revealed that Li She personally led the four regiments of tigers, leopards, cats and lions to resist bravely.

After the war came to an end, Li She became one of the 27 mountain guardians of the Nine Peaks of Longhu Mountain with gratitude.

For the convenience of stealing pills, its cave is located at the top of Danxia Peak, which makes Shen Luoying both annoyed and helpless.

In his life, Li She likes to become a kitten and be masturbated by others, but hates being masturbated by others the most.

It went down the mountain this time nominally to protect the princess from another world.

The real wish is to find a virtuous and virtuous puppet cat demon cultivator to form a Taoist couple (preferably a wealthy woman), so as to end the 500-year single career.

"Disciple dare not! The ancestor guarded the mountain gate for thousands of years, and he has worked so hard to achieve greatness! How could he be so disrespectful to you!" Shangguan Ritian bowed again.

Lao Li licked his paw, sighed and said, "Hey meow~ You are still as rigid as ever meow~ Forget it meow~ It's not important meow~"

Lightly tap the branch with his paw, and Lao Li floated down to the ground, full of fairy spirit.

The five kittens behind him also jumped down.

boom!boom!boom!boom!Bang? !

Dahei, Erbing, Sixi, and Wujiro all landed safely.

Only Sanpao, a little brown-and-white tomcat, is on his face.

Fortunately, the address here is soft and there is grass bedding, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

Lao Li's beard twitched twice, pretending not to know that his apprentice was stupid.

It stood up, with its left paw on its hip and its right paw pointing forward, and said solemnly to Shangguan Ritian:

"My little brat from the Shangguan family, although you and I know each other well, the disciple who bullies the old man must be punished~"

Hearing this, Shangguan looked at the five cats day by day, only then did he notice that there was a dark hair ball among them, which was the one he met more than ten minutes ago.

"Ritian didn't intend to hurt the black cat, and I hope the ancestor will forgive me." Shangguan Ritian immediately apologized sincerely.

Some of them couldn't understand why Li She's patriarch took several ordinary cats as his disciples, and they were all male cats.

"It's meaningless to apologize~ The opportunity is rare and we have to fight~~"

Old Li smiled lightly, pointed to the five apprentices behind him and said, "Because of your identity~ I won't make any moves, meow, as long as you can defeat my five mortal cat apprentices, you will pass the test meow~~"

"Ancestor, are you serious?"

Shangguan Ritian couldn't believe his ears, isn't this the same as Baigi.

Those five stray cats were at most enlightened by the ancestors.

He is not even considered a monster, so how can he be compared with him, an orthodox Taoist monk.

"Of course it's really meow~~ but they haven't practiced meow~ so you can only use physical skills to fight meow~~"

Dahei, Erbing, Sixi, and Wujiro all landed safely.

Only Sanpao, a little brown-and-white tomcat, is on his face.

Fortunately, the address here is soft and there is grass bedding, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

Lao Li's beard twitched twice, pretending not to know that his apprentice was stupid.

It stood up, with its left paw on its hip and its right paw pointing forward, and said solemnly to Shangguan Ritian:

"My little brat from the Shangguan family, although you and I know each other well, the disciple who bullies the old man must be punished~"

Hearing this, Shangguan looked at the five cats day by day, only then did he notice that there was a dark hair ball among them, which was the one he met more than ten minutes ago.

"Ritian didn't intend to hurt the black cat, and I hope the ancestor will forgive me." Shangguan Ritian immediately apologized sincerely.

Some of them couldn't understand why Li She's patriarch took several ordinary cats as his disciples, and they were all male cats.

"It's meaningless to apologize~ The opportunity is rare and we have to fight~~"

Old Li smiled lightly, pointed to the five apprentices behind him and said, "Because of your identity~ I won't make any moves, meow, as long as you can defeat my five mortal cat apprentices, you will pass the test meow~~"

"Ancestor, are you serious?"

Shangguan Ritian couldn't believe his ears, isn't this the same as Baigi.

Those five stray cats were at most enlightened by the ancestors.

He is not even considered a monster, so how can he be compared with him, an orthodox Taoist monk.

"Of course it's really meow~~ but they haven't practiced meow~ so you can only use physical skills to fight meow~~"

Shangguan Ritian silently nodded upon hearing the words.

Seeing that the other party agreed, Li She showed a happy smile, waved his little paw and ordered:

"Haha meow~ Apprentices~ I can finally test the new formation meow~~~ Formation! Five Tiger Royal Formation!"

""Meow meow! (Yes! Master.)""

The five kittens howled and dispersed to surround Shangguan Ritian.

"Meow meow meow meow! (Looking at me like a tiger!)"

The big black cat stepped forward, its water-blue pupils shrunk into a straight line, its face was ferocious, and it looked like an angry King Kong.

"Meow Meow Meow Mimi! (Tiger is mighty!)"

There are two large orange cat cakes with round spots on its body, and it runs to the left front of the cat's waist and pouts its buttocks, showing the momentum of a white tiger descending the mountain.

"Meow, meow! (Tiger's Fury!)"

San Pao came to the front right, with its front paws raised one after the other in a cross shape, quite like a generation of martial arts masters.

"Meow meow meow meow! (Tiger squats and swallows a whale!)"

"Meow Mimi Mimi! (Tiger swings the crowd!)"

Sixi and Wujilang detoured to the sides behind Shangguan Ritian, one of them opened its mouth wide to reveal its sharp little canine teeth, and the other stood upright with its claws forward, showing a very obscene look between its toes and claws.

Chapter 247 The Dance of Gods and Demons on the Wine Table

At noon, the gate of Lao Li's grilled skewers was unusually quiet.

Different from the usual chubby atmosphere, today it is completely silent.

Whenever passers-by come near, they will be in a trance, and then turn around inexplicably and make a detour.

The north wind blows in the alley, and the plastic bag is blown on the face.

The dark girl in front of the main entrance tore off the broken plastic bag that flew onto her face, revealing Shangguan Ritian's stinky, expressionless face.

Holding two boxes (two bottles less) of non-alcoholic beer in one hand, she walked into the yard.

The whole person looked a little miserable.

At this moment, only half of the sleeves of the light pink down jacket were left, and the trouser legs of the black skinny pants were almost turned into strips of cloth.

There are two handsome cross scratches on the small face, which are caused by Sanpao's cat's claws.

The side ponytail was stuck on the head in a mess, and it was kicked by the big black cat with a swift kick.

In fact, the kittens are not very powerful, but Lao Li's set of "Five Tigers Royale" is indeed a bit perverted.

The reaction speed of normal cats is seven times that of ordinary people.

The five trained kittens, working together seamlessly, are hard to guard against.

Although some suspect that Lao Li used some kind of augmentation spell to strengthen the cat's physical strength, he has no evidence.

In the end, Shangguan Ritian tried his best, and it took more than three minutes to knock them all unconscious.

Looking back now, the most hateful thing is that orange cat Erbing!

Always spitting at him, he sometimes thought there would be some deep meaning in it, so he dodged frequently and missed many opportunities to defeat the enemy.

It turned out that it was just a simple spitting disgusting person!Really hateful!

After the battle, Patriarch Li She kept his promise and allowed him to leave.

It was only required that he restore the battlefield ground to its original state, and the whole repair process took about 10 minutes.

Turning his head slightly to one side, Shangguan Ritian walked towards the dining table with a little embarrassment.

He boasted confidently that he traveled fast, but he was delayed for nearly an hour before returning, and his face felt a little swollen.

The others are fine, but Fu Zhexing's broken mouth must be criticized against him.

As soon as we entered the range of the sound-proof array, the sound of wine bottles, yelling, sighing, silly laughter, scolding, and all kinds of noisy noises were heard endlessly, and it was very lively.

"Yo meow~ Shangguan boy is back meow, come and have a drink with me, meow~~" Lao Li lay back on the leather sofa leisurely with his hind paws up.

It held a Niu Ersui Cup which was about the size of its own head, and while sucking it, it waved its paw at Shangguan Ritian.

The sofa was given to him by Fu Zhexing as a filial piety. I have to say that this young apprentice who is the head of Xuanyang is very sensible. I am very satisfied.

And around the sofa, Dahei, Erbing, Sanpao, Sixi, and Wujiro, a few kittens are scrambling for the meat that fell from the dining table, eating it happily.

"Why is the ancestor here?"

Shangguan Ritian was amazed, you go first with me, did you ask me to clean up the battlefield just to come over for a drink?

"Irreverent boy meow~ I'm talking ill of the old man in my heart again meow~" Lao Li puffed up his cat's mouth and muttered dissatisfiedly.

Then it stretched out its paw slowly, pointed to the opposite side of the table and continued:

"This old man is here to work, meow~ but the bald donkey boy told me to use illusion to prevent mortals from approaching meow, the movement here is a bit loud meow~"

Looking in the direction of the meat claw... Shangguan Ritian was suddenly dumbfounded.