Repugnant Gateway

Before the monkey left, he said, "I will go as soon as I go."

An Zheng drinking confused, woke up, could not help changing his face: "Damn, it turned out to be me!"

Da Daye laughed and couldn't close his mouth. Where did he know what An Zheng was talking about, fell asleep on the table and fell asleep.

An Zheng put Dada Ye into his blood-bead bead bracelet space, and then stumbled out, pushing out all the alcohol in the body within a second, but the headache was not easy to relieve of.

He went straight to the sky and chased the monkey away.

Nantianmen.

The monkey slammed on the ground with a sore face, and he stood up with an Optimus iron rod, still swaying there: "Is this a fairy palace!"

The golden armor warriors who had just been transferred to the Genting Immortal Palace by Qingta Xianzun were proud of each other. When they saw a drunken guy coming up, they immediately became angry. When someone went up, they gave the monkey a foot: "Where the **** do you come from? Drunk! "

The monkey had no dodge and no precautions. He was kicked to the ground and lay down with his finger pointing upwards: "The Great Lord is not a drunk, the Great Lord is the Messenger of Justice!"

The man was stunned for a moment: "Damn it, it's so ugly. I met such an idiot on duty the first day. Throw him down."

"It doesn't look like it's incompetent, just throw it away and forget about it. In case it's a big man who thinks about accounting after the autumn, we can't bear it. When we first came to the Immortal Palace, we are honestly good."

"I think what you said makes sense, or throw it away and forget it."

"But in such a high place, throw it down, he is drunk like this, and he will probably fall to death."

"It doesn't matter."

The two men in gold armor came and lifted the monkey's hands and feet and threw him back. The monkey struck one straight and knocked both of them out. The strength of the two people was too different from the monkey. After flying out, they thought Can't stand up.

"Dare you make trouble!"

Several other gold warriors on duty rushed up, hitting the monkey with the weapon in his hand. The monkey was just swaying there. How could the strength and weapons of those people's cultivation ability strike him? .

"Say!"

He grabbed the collar of a golden armor samurai: "But here is the fairy palace?"

"Yes yes, it's the fairy palace."

The guy was so scared that he shivered and almost peeed his pants.

"Do you know who I am?"

The monkey asked loudly.

The Golden Armor Warrior shook his head again and again: "Please forgive your little eyes, and you can't recognize who you are."

"My name is Qitian!"

The monkey raised another finger and pointed at his nose, because the drunkenness was not strong, the thumb was really poked on his nose, the pain was so painful, almost tears came out.

"Which hits me!"

The monkey looked around and looked domineering.

The man was so terribly peeed: "Uncle Qitian, it's not someone who hit you, but your own finger poked on your nose."

"fart!"

The monkey said angrily: "I'm not Qi Tian Uncle, I'm Qi Tian Da Sheng!"

"Yes, yes, your old man is a great saint."

"It's about the same."

The monkey pulled the guy in: "Say, who hit me just now ?!"

The guy almost collapsed: "Sir, no one beats you, you hit it yourself."

"Are you drinking too much, will I fight myself?"

"Great Lord ... didn't you drink too much?"

"of course not."

The monkey looked around staggeringly: "Where is this?"

"Xiangong."

"Oh, that's right! I'm going to Xiangong, where is Xuanyuan ?! Let the **** come out and die."

Don't talk about scaring the man, the monkey will scare him like this. To be honest, it's definitely a little lighter than scaring.

"Master, please let me go, I am a janitor."

"The janitor? Oh ... the janitor asked me, how do I get to the toilet?"

The guy froze there: "Ah?"

"How do I get to the toilet?"

"In there, there is, but it can also be solved here."

"Am I such an uncivilized person? I'm going to the toilet."

The monkey pushed the golden armor away, and staggered toward the Nantianmen. After halfway, he looked back at the golden armor: "What am I going to do?"

The guy was completely stupid: "Master, what do you love doing?"

"Toilet ... yes, I'm going to the toilet."

The monkey pointed to the roof of the palace that was faintly visible in the distance: "That's a toilet, it's so **** big."

"That's Yunxiao Palace, Yunxiao Baodian, where Emperor Xuanyuan lived."

"Oh, then I will break the sky!"

"Sir, you are going to pee."

"Fart, in case I still shit!"

The monkey swayed and walked towards Yunxiaogong while talking, muttering: "What is the Grand Sage going to do? Oh ... crushing Yunxiao, I do n’t know how strong Xuanyuan ’s **** is, just in case What can I do if I can't beat it? "

The Golden Warrior at the back persuaded him immediately: "Master, then don't go, what if you go?"

"Never go back?"

The monkey snorted: "Then ... not going."

He turned around and walked back, and after seeing the guy for a few steps, he was immediately angry: "What are you doing sneaky in front of my house!"

The Golden Armor Warrior sighed grievously, then turned around and jumped down, lovingly.

The monkey snorted: "If you run fast, otherwise I will kick you out of **** ... Well, **** out, I want to **** ... Shit can't be pulled anywhere, find the toilet, I'm a polite stone fine."

He looked back at Yunxiao Palace again: "Then go to that toilet, it's so **** big."

Halfway along, a group of people rushed over: "Where did the demon come to dare to come to Yunxiao Palace to make trouble, Xuanyuan Emperor's dwelling, how could you be close to it casually?

"kill him!"

Hundreds of gold-clad warriors rushed over, and when there were fewer people, there was no courage. When there were more people, the courage was natural.

These people swarmed up, pushed the monkey directly to the ground, and then punched and kicked. The monkey couldn't turn over there. He couldn't stand up. Of course, the one who was beaten was not unbearable. It just felt a little weird. .

"You guys, won't you go to the toilet?"

He kicked the people off with one foot: "I just want to pull **** in that big hut, as for you!"

"Kill him, dare to insult Xuanyuan Emperor, insult Yunxiao Palace!"

"Break him to pieces."

A group of people screamed, but few people really dared to go.

At this moment, the immortal palace has just been built not long ago, and there are not many people under Xuanyuan. The only one who can really fight is an pylon immortal statue, which is not yet in the immortal palace.

The monkey punched and punched left, and the gold-clad warriors beat the ground to find their teeth. No one could stop him.

It was at this time that Zi Luo came back from the outside with a young man with a clear-eyed look and saw that the monkey was playing mad ziluo there: "Oh, I go, I have n’t seen this kind of thing in years. This guy is kind of interesting. "

The young man standing beside him said angrily: "Emperor Zun, why not stop him?"

"Why stop?"

"He talked wildly and wanted to do indecent things in Yunxiao Palace!"

"Shit shit, shit, what an indecent thing ... Xiao Yangji, you are too gentle, I think this guy is really temperament, let's talk ... That Yunxiao Palace is Xuanyuan, not mine, I I want to bring you back to help me keep an eye on the progress of my palace construction. I still have something to do, and I ca n’t worry about leaving you alone in the world. "

Yang Ji: "But what if I want to hit him."

"Then go."

Ziluo is not too serious to see the excitement: "If you want to hit him, just hit him. Anyway, he drank too much, and after waking up, he didn't know that you hit it ... why don't you go for such a good thing."

Yang Ji nodded and rushed past: "Let me come!"

Although those golden armor warriors didn't know who this young man was, but he asked to come over, who would not be happy, they all avoided it and gave the monkey to Yang Ji.

"Crazy!"

It was a beautiful round kick that Yang Ji went up, and kicked the monkey out directly: "It ’s not the intention to read you drunk, so leave me now and spare you."

"Fart ... I'm not what I meant."

The monkey stood up holding the iron rod: "Hey, a pretty little white face, you are not much worse than that monk. If you are a person with a very white face, is your **** also white?"

Yang Qi's face was green.

Monkey: "I will change my face, ha ha ha ha, come here ..."

He threw a handful of silver: "The Grand Lord rewards you, and makes me a peachy face."

Yang Ji: "You are looking for death."

He rushed over, and about two minutes later, Yang Jifei came back and smashed at Zi Luo's feet, raising his head with a blank face: "What's going on ... That guy seems to be able to fight."

Violet: "Come on, you are the best."

Yang Qi stood up and threw himself up again, and flew back about a minute later, with two holes in the back of his pants, revealing his buttocks.

The monkey clapped and smiled over there: "Hahahaha, your **** is not white at all, the **** of Grand Master is whiter than you. Believe it or not? Do you believe me compare with you!"

Yang Ji: "Go ..."

Monkey: "Just don't roll, I'm holding my urine, I can't hold my roll."

Yang Ji was furious, the eye on his forehead slowly opened, and a golden light hit the monkey.

The monkey was frightened to avoid it: "What kind of monster are you fucking, why do you have an **** in your head!"

Yang Ji: "Tianmu!"

"Sky butthole!"

Almost all of Yang Qi's anger exploded, believing that he was desperately fighting with the monkey. The monkey was beaten back by him repeatedly. When he hit him, he became angry again and began to beat Yang Qi. After a few minutes, Yang Qi, who was wounded, lowered his head and walked back to Ziluo: "Can't beat ..."

Ziluo laughed: "It's commendable, it's commendable."

The monkey grabbed the iron rod in one hand and trousers in the other, and looked back at the Yunxiao Palace: "This big toilet is really difficult to enter, so many people are blocking it."

Violet: "It's easy to get in, but you have to be a member. If you give me a hundred yuan crystal, you can pay the membership fee, you can go anywhere, and the member price is 20% off, the second bubble is half price."

Monkey: "Do you think I will be fooled?"

He took out ten Yuan Jing: "Can the counter-offer work?"

Violet: "OK!"

The monkey threw ten Yuanjing over and ran towards Yunxiao Palace: "I'm going to the toilet!"