Repugnant Gateway

The monkey rushed to the Yunxiao Palace in one breath, and Xuanyuan, who heard the news, was striding out to see what happened. The dead monkey was supposed to have gone to the Western Region to make trouble, and how to get to his Xuanyuan Yunxiao Palace.

"Dead monkey!"

Xuanyuan saw the monkey rushing face to face, pointing his finger at the monkey and scolding, "What are you doing in my Yunxiao Palace!"

"Step aside!"

The monkey drank so much wine and fought several times. Where could he still hold back? When he saw a man in front of him, no matter who he was, he pushed the Xuanyuan away and rushed straight into the hall. Empty, the monkey was lost for a while.

"What about Mao Keng?"

The Monkey King looked around. The hall is so spacious, so flat, so luxurious, but there is no **** pit.

"This big toilet does not repair that pit!"

The monkey scolded, and then he saw the huge throne of Xuanyuan on the high platform.

He smiled, he rushed over, hiding behind the throne of the Immortal Emperor, and sipped towards the seat.

"It seems a little bit angry."

The monkey said to himself while peeing.

A little yellow.

The Xuanyuan who chased in exploded at first glance: "You madman!"

The monkey hides back: "Pissing, why don't you **** knock on the door!"

Xuanyuan looked around, there was no door at all in this hall: "No door!"

Monkey: "Then you have to say hello."

Xuanyuan: "This **** is my place."

His angry scalp almost exploded, his sweat pores opened one by one, and he rushed towards the monkey. The monkey hadn't finished urinating, and watching Xuanyuan flew over, there was no way but to come out from behind the throne. Before the ass, a water dragon went straight to Xuanyuan.

Across the distance, Xuanyuan smelled a hidden weapon.

"Dare you use poison?"

Xuanyuan didn't expect it to be urine, so he turned backwards, and that urinating was so shocking that weeping ghosts and gods, Xuanyuan hadn't seen anyone who could take urine for hundreds of meters ... In order to dodge, he backed up again and again Outside the main hall, the main hall has a doorway, but no door is installed, so that Xuanyuan can clearly see the beautiful scenery outside.

To be honest, Xuanyuan is not afraid if it comes from a magic weapon, which is the power of cultivation, but it is **** ...

The monkey lifted his pants and was obviously more comfortable: "Hey, why are you so familiar?"

Xuanyuan: "Monkey, you are dead!"

The monkey shook his head: "No, it's wrong, I saw the wrong person, I thought you were fighting, ha ha ha ha ... You are much uglier than him. So who the **** are you? Why stop me from going to the toilet."

"I am Emperor Xuanyuan!"

"Oh, it's your old bastard."

The monkey grabbed the iron rod with one hand: "The Grand Sovereign is looking for you, and thought you hid it. Since you came out yourself, don't blame Grand Sister. You're welcome. You **** dare to stop me from urinating, this is a hatred of pants, not overnight! "

Xuanyuan Xin said that what the **** was messy, but the monkey seemed to be crazy, and it was smashed down one by one. The smashed Xuanyuan was only a parrying force and no effort to fight back. Where did the drunk monkey still care Mostly, I only know that Xuanyuan is the biggest wicked man in the world.

The sky where the two were fighting was dim and dark, not far away, the violets sitting on the roof of the Xuanyuan Yunxiao Palace greeted Yang Ji: "Come here, sit down, this lively is really rare, do you eat melon seeds?"

"No ... no food."

"Look at where can't eat melon seeds."

Violet took a big watermelon out of the space magical device like a trick, and the halberd looked surprised: "Emperor, is this a seed?"

"This is Mommy Seed."

Violet cuts the watermelon with a dagger: "The seeds are bred in this mother's belly."

After I finished speaking, I felt very bloody: "Why don't you want to eat it for a moment ..."

Yang Ji: "..."

Violet shook his head hard so that he would n’t think about the mess, cut the watermelon, then watched the movie while eating, and politely spit the melon seeds in a delicate small box, so a big watermelon, no How long did he eat cleanly, threw melon skin to the entrance of Xuanyuan Yunxiao Palace, and Ziluo said seriously: "How do you feel about marrying that monkey like this?"

Yang Ji: "I think there is that urine, so I don't need such a few pieces of watermelon skin to blame."

Ziluo was right after thinking about it. A big watermelon fell down and felt quite urinating, so he jumped from the roof and swaggered into the Yunxiao Palace, and urinated on the other side of the throne of the Emperor. After it was over, I ran out and shouted towards Xuanyuan: "It's not good, Xuanyuan, your throne was broken by a monkey's urine just now!"

Xuanyuan almost vomited blood.

Violet jumped back to the roof: "How about, it would be better to marry, so I will live with you, what is the best thing to do to marry, and so on. At this."

He handed Yang Ji a small box for melon seeds: "Come on, it's cooked for me."

Yang Ji: "..."

"Faster."

"Oh……"

Yang Ji took over the seeds, the temperature in the palm of his hand suddenly increased, and began to fry the few seeds.

"It's too slow, use your eyes."

"That's Sky Eye!"

"Hurry up!"

"Oh……"

Yang Ji opened his eyes and fried sunflower seeds ...

A moment later, he handed the sunflower seeds to Zi Luo, feeling that his heavenly eyes had been greatly wronged. Sitting there and sulking, he didn't dare to show it too. Zi Luo held the sunflower seeds while eating and watching.

"Oh, this trick is awesome. Monkeys are not lost to monkeys. This trick is really a second to steal peach."

In the distance, Xuanyuan scolded: "Dead monkey, why are you so shameless!"

Monkey: "What are you saying? Loud, I can't hear it."

Ziluo ha ha laughed: "This monkey is a little funny, how can you tell him to take down the Yunxiao Palace in Xuanyuan? I think about it, I think about it ... I have it."

Violet shouted towards that side: "Monkey, you have a membership card, what are you afraid of!"

The monkey heard: "Yes! I have ten yuan crystals out, and that one is peeing there!"

The two are inseparable, and the strength of the monkey at this time is basically comparable to that of Xuanyuan.

An Zheng was a late beating. He was shocked to see this scene. He first heard the monkey saying that the monkey was also in the emperor class when he was in the Xian Palace, but it should be around the first class, which is worse than Xuanyuan. , But the monkey's golden body is immortal, so Xuanyuan can't treat him like that either.

Now it seems that the real strength of the monkey should be almost the same as Xuanyuan. In the end, the monkey must be the winner.

Xuanyuan also saw it and didn't want to fight anymore. After a full blow, he retreated backwards: "I think you are drunk and don't have the same knowledge as you."

When the monkey saw that he was running fast, he accelerated to chase. Violet shouted at the back: "Why are you chasing him? You can't kill him even after catching up, demolish his house!"

The monkey was right when he thought about it, and going back to the Yunxiao Palace was a smash.

Violet grabbed the Yang halberd beside him and threw it away, and then he also avoided it. The force fell down and fell on the ridge. With a bang, the ridge was broken directly, and a good hall was almost divided by a stick. Two halves.

The monkey was mad, who could stop it, the iron rod twitched up, and a moment later the Xuanyuan's Yunxiao Palace was torn apart and broken.

The monkey dismantled a place that was not enjoyable, and found that there was a large hall of similar size in the distance, and flew towards it.

It was Qinglian ’s Qinglian Penglai Palace. Qinglian was also watching a movie. When he saw the monkey coming towards himself, he was startled and quickly stopped in front of the monkey; “This is not Xuanyuan ’s, it ’s mine. , I have no grievances with you, you ca n’t just demolish my house. "

Monkey: "What you said makes sense, no, you don't have any good things in Xiangong, I don't keep any of them."

Qinglian pointed to the distance: "Then you have to dismantle it first, then you are right, look over there, that is the side hall of Xuanyuan, but it hasn't been dismantled over there yet ... if Xuanyuan looks down on you, demolishes all Dare not finish it. "

The monkey was angry when he heard it: "Where is there something I dare not."

He carried the iron rod and went back again.

Violet sat on the other roof and smiled forward and back, his stomach hurt, but at this time he saw the stunned standing there. He always felt that this guy was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

"Hello, who are you?"

Violet shouted at Ann.

An Zheng moved towards him with a middle finger.

Ziluo froze: "You also came through? Where are you guys, north to Guangshen?"

An Zheng: "What the **** are you talking about."

Ziluo: "Alas ... I thought I met a fellow, but why are you doing this."

He raised his middle finger.

An Zheng returned, and stood up again: "Learning from a stupid."

Ziluo: "How can you say this stupidity is this, is it my fellow? You tell me where he is, I go to find him, I have never believed that I am so correct, if there is a companion, All right."

An Zheng: "You can sit down honestly."

Ziluo froze for a moment: "The stupid you said, won't it be me?"

Ann nodded vigorously: "Remove the words that won't be lost."

Violet suddenly got angry: "Who the **** are you!"

He teleported directly from the roof, grabbed Anzhen's neck, and Anzhen's current cultivation level was higher than Ziluo, and flashed back in a flash: "Don't be naughty, naughty, kick your **** ... I'll talk to you later and watch the show first. "

Violet became more and more confused. He really looked at An Zheng who was familiar with it. The more he looked at it, the more familiar he was, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it at all.

He asked: "I haven't ... contacted your sister, sister or something?"

An Zheng: "..."

At this moment, the monkey carrying an iron rod rushed towards the hall that had just been built and was not completed: "There is still there!"

Violet: "I **** ... don't do it!"