SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

After negotiating with me and letting me successfully join Sword-9, Dr. Li Lailai Cao left. After he left, I found out... Fuck, I haven't given me the dog B vodka yet!

I TM really beep the dog!

And as always, after that, this guy disappeared again and didn't come out until 3 days later. At that time, I was keeping a diary, which clearly remembered the times Dr. Cao Li Lailai cheated on me.

"Forgive me, you are not human." The first time I saw this guy, my mouth reacted spontaneously, "You are not human, you are really worse than a pig and a dog."

"You can speak Chinese?"

Qi, was discovered!

Although Dr. Cao Li Lailai couldn't understand what I was saying, he finally understood the language I've been using to scold him all this time. It's really touching, and I'm so proud of him!

"Do you need me to teach you a few words of Chinese? It's easy to learn, for example: CNM (Chinese

Dr. Cao Li Lailai sighed helplessly: "Let's forget it, is your sentence a curse? Forget about it, come with me. Today is the day when Sword-9 was established. We promised you You pick your players."

"uh-huh?"

I just ignore you today! Unless you give me the vodka!

Dr. Rhine looked at Gaia, who was holding his shoulders and looking arrogant like a mentally retarded man, in surprise. He understood what Gaia meant in less than 3 seconds. He clapped his hands, and a security guard walked in with a bottle of vodka. .

Dr. Rhine then took the vodka and threw it at Gaia.

Gaia took the vodka and looked hungry and thirsty, but he didn't drink the vodka directly, but hid it behind his back.

"Brother, tell me, I'll listen."

Seeing Gaiya's dog-like attitude, Rhine is also used to it. He said directly: "Considering various reasons, the scale of Sword-9 is not large. We have selected fifty elite agents. You need to select from these five Half of the ten agents are selected."

I scratched my head, half of fifty? Why are there so few people? "Thirty people are too few, aren't they?"

"...half of fifty is twenty-five..."

Surprised! Is half of fifty originally twenty-five? No way? So I calculated in my heart again... scratching my head, it seems that it is really 25.

"Okay, come with me, don't keep everyone waiting." Dr. Cao Li Lailai walked out of my room, and I followed behind him.

It just so happens that I am very bored and have nothing to do. I only watch TV besides poking at Dalin’s head. So here comes the problem. Dr. Cao Li Lailai said that they selected a total of 50 elite agents and let me choose 20 Five agents, and I will definitely not lead a bunch of rough guys to fight horses and fists all day, my attitude is that there are as many girls as there are! Imagine that daily workout, my mom, that's heaven! ...Ah no, there can't be no vodka in heaven, so I'm going to watch them practice with a bottle of vodka!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help being a little excited, and suddenly felt that staying in the Foundation wasn't such a bad thing!

The Foundation’s underground bases are usually winding, and the place is quite large. I walked behind Dr. Rhine for more than ten minutes before I came to the room where the agents gathered. I don’t know what happened to these agents, but They don't seem to have a specific location, because they are either on duty or on the way to duty. I heard that they only have very little time to stay in various foundation underground bases.

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Sometimes... People have to learn to distinguish between reality and fantasy. Looking at the macho man in this room who looks stronger than me and can draw with Schwarzenegger, I suddenly became speechless, and at the same time I fantasized Take a look at the training scene...

Fantasy: "Ah ♂ Gensokyo!"

"Oh ♂ you guys are running too fast, I can't catch up with ♂!"

"Ah! Horse ♂ step punch ♂ punch"

"Ah ♂ what a fierce fist ♂ head!"

My mother, is this the raging wave male soul? Thinking of these big men sweating in the sunset, I broke out in a **** cold sweat.

"Most of the people here are from Russia like you." Dr. Li Lailai Cao looked at me and explained, "We think this will make you more used to it."

most? Does that mean there are other countries?

Now that I have no choice, those people stood neatly in front of me in a phalanx, and I could only walk through the phalanx and randomly pick out the ones that are pleasing to the eye.

Atmosphere is very important at this time! In order to look more majestic, I put my hands behind my back and NB coaxed forward. I think a cigarette might be more temperamental this time.

At this time, I noticed something strange. It was a tall guy standing in the penultimate row. His blond hair was slightly curly and now tied into a single ponytail. He was wearing an ordinary SCP agent uniform. MD, didn’t he just change it? Have you changed your hairstyle and clothes? Even if you change your face, I can still recognize it!

Isn't this the Kara who brought me back... Ah, isn't that right, Agent Ciriya? How dare you put medicine in my vodka (although Cilia paid for it)! If you just kick me, I won't be angry even if you kick me three times (you are a girl after all)! But you **** drugged my wine! I'm so angry! My dad never drugged my wine!

"Oh, you two have known each other for a long time, Gaiya, I think you have seen the ability of Agent Ciriya, right? You still have the last team member to choose, how about it?" At this time, Dr. Cao Li Lailai He touched behind me like a ghost, so scared that I almost punched him in the face.

But having said that, should I recruit this Xilia agent into the team? I glared at her as if she couldn't see me! Don't want to **** me at all!

I looked around, and all the rest were a group of muscular rough guys. Among the fifty people, there was only one girl named TM Xi Liya, so I knew that I shouldn't trust Dr. Cao Li Lailai! Ah Cao, when has he not lied to me?

I ignored Dr. Cao Li Lailai, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com just kept staring at Agent Xilia, but she just gave me an indifferent look, what kind of attitude! ? What an attitude! I'm furious! If you dare to look at your superior like this, you must be punished!

"It's up to you, Agent Ciriya, you are the last member of our SOD!" I said in a straight (bad) (bad) (bad) way.

"!?"

Now Xi Liya reacted. She first raised her head and looked at me in surprise, as if she was a little puzzled. Then she looked at Dr. Cao Li Lailai. The two looked at each other for a long time. Judging by the blinking of the eyelids...Maybe, this is the use of eye contact...It's too high-end, I can't learn it...

"Okay." Dr. Cao Li Lailai frowned and then looked at me, "Then all members of the Sword-9 team have been selected, and you will be the captain of SOD from now on."

Looking at Sirian's expression, I immediately felt much more comfortable. I have already remembered the matter of drugging my wine. It's not that I'm angry at what he did to me. It's just that wine has a special meaning to us. ! You can **** hit me, but you can't drug my booze!

"Then now..." Dr. Cao Li Lailai seemed to want to say something, I already guessed what he said, but now I am the captain, I have the final say on this team, not the Foundation ! The Foundation can order me but not my team!

"Gather at Area A at 8:30 tomorrow morning, don't be late!" I said seriously after covering Dr. Cao Li Lailai's mouth.

Well, it looks like I'm the captain now... The development is really fast, then again... 8:30? Why do I have goo (no typo) foreboding?