SCP Life Diary of a D-class Personnel

Time: 10:30 am.

Location: Training Ground No. 2, Area A, SCP Foundation Base No. ██.

Personnel: Twenty-five of SCP's most elite agents who have been kidnapped by the boss.

Character status: As if given [DATA EXPUNGED] by a dog.

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A total of twenty-five agents stood neatly in a square queue, and they didn't even dare to move, although they didn't see their so-called "boss".

But they quickly realized that from yesterday's performance, their boss should be a very strict person. He may have hidden secrets if he hasn't come so far. Maybe he is hiding somewhere and watching them now!

But in fact...their boss has only just woken up at this time...and he has almost forgotten about the agent.

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I quickly got dressed and threw the vodka pillow aside and went to the bathroom to wash up with my corncob toothbrush and black toothpaste. Another day of idle **** pain began!

"Homm..."

You see, this poem Dalin came to rub my legs again to eat! To be honest, I am really worried about his future, you are a bear and not a dog! Where has all your dignity gone! ? (I was beaten by you)

I walked over to look at Shi Dalin's rice bowl, um, I ate all the meat again, but he hadn't finished drinking the vodka in the water basin, and it happened that the new meat that the foundation gave me hadn't arrived yet, so I had to give Shi Dalin more cheap He had a little vodka.

Look at how small he is! I cried happily when I brought vodka over!

Hey, why do I feel like I forgot something? I couldn't remember it for a while, and then I turned around and saw the clock on the wall, it was half past ten... My mother, I watched TV all night last night and fell asleep a little late, so I just woke up now.

At this time, I looked down, my god, why did my diary go there? Whoops, it would be bad if someone took my diary while I was sleeping! So I quickly picked up the diary and read it as if to make sure, ah, the words I wrote are really beautiful, although I don’t know why other people can’t understand...

I see what was written yesterday—

On x/x, 2034, Dr. Cao Li Lailai had a second illness and formed a relatively large-scale low-profile Avengers Alliance and wanted me to be the captain, my mother, although the SCP captain sounds great But I don't have a shield!

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Facts have proved that although the number of Avengers is more than three times that of the Marvel gang, there is still only one "Black Widow"! Including me, there are a total of 26 people in the whole group, but there is only one girl! I can't help but feel the heat of the world, eighteen of these 25 players are from Russia like me! I also accidentally discovered two Chinese agents, they are twins. The remaining five have their own origins, but I don't bother to ask, but Ciriya (Black Widow) seems to be French.

Training starts tomorrow, wish me luck!

......After I finished reading the diary, my body jerked suddenly, and I quickly put the diary in the drawer beside me, MD, something is going to happen!

"Coo coo coo coo coo coo!" I made a panicked sound while changing into another more formal outfit, mainly because I felt like a thief in society in this long black trench coat!

Not much to say, I put on my clothes and rushed out of the room to the training ground in Area A. TM managed to pretend to be B yesterday and left a more powerful image. I don’t want this to be ruined. !

Since I can freely walk in this base, I have already figured out the terrain after so many days. Although I rarely go to Area A, after all, there are training grounds and other places there, and no one wants to follow them. I fight ♂ or wrestle ♂, of course it is impossible for me to go there, but I often go to the cafeteria in Area C. After all, the food provided by SCP to the employees is very good, and I just take a meal along the way. have......

Cough, well, let’s get back to the original question, I met Monduo who was going to the cafeteria on the way, and after asking the way briefly, I came to the No. I fell into deep thought, how should I explain all this to my subordinates...

After about three seconds, I gave up thinking, no matter how he explained it! Lao Tzu is right!

The doors of the foundation are all automatic doors, but some doors require a door card with SCP permission, but the one in front of me obviously does not need it. When the door suddenly opened, my expression was the same as that of the twenty or so people on the opposite side. consistent.

Fuck! —SCP-2333 Mozi Limited Edition.

Fuck! —SCP task force SOD member limited edition.

Ah, wait! Why are they looking at me like that? At this time, I raised my eyebrows in surprise, their expressions seemed to say "Why are you here?!"

No, no, their expressions reminded me of the shadows of my childhood. Back then, I was in the high-risk age of the second middle school disease. At that time, I was going to skip school in the posture of Naruto running to go to the Internet cafe to watch One Piece. When I just went out, I bumped into someone passing by the school. Parents, and I came over the wall...

The situation can be imagined... so why do these guys have such expressions? ... I don't know, but I should install B now, right? So I put my hands behind my back and straightened my chest, turned my head away and looked proud: "Hmph!"

"..." Those agents looked at each other like elementary school students, not knowing what to do, and then someone asked me, "Captain, have you been here all this time?"

"snort!"

Hey, I just woke up, I don't understand what you are talking about at all!

"Captain, have you actually arrived already?"

"snort!"

"Captain, since you have already arrived, why don't you come in?"

"snort!!"

My mother, these little fools don't think I'm testing them, do they? Is this too dramatic? At this time, I received a disdainful look from a woman.

However, the Black Widow has seen through everything! ...but she didn't say anything.

My mom, although she was pretending when I first met her, I think she should be a very kind person! Why are you so cold now? My mother, the SCP gang is horrible, this disguise is almost like another person.

If Xi Liya ignored me, then I don't need to pay attention to her. I'll take one step at a time.

"Everyone, come into the room with me." I said coldly. To be honest, I just said that a task force like SOD was formed, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.com told me to train them, but I don't know how to do it. Training! In the military training back then, he was beaten up by the instructor!

Ah, no, I see!

"You, come out." I watched them form a formation, and then waved and called out a lean young man in the front row. He looked younger than me, and his body was not strong, but he was also a hairy guy, so there was no problem. .

"Who do you think is the most capable among the twenty-five of you?" I asked.

"Uh..." To be honest, these agents come from all over the world to work for different characters, and they don't know each other at all, which is obviously a bit embarrassing when I ask him "I, I don't know."

"That's good." I said with a smile. "From today onwards, you will be my adjutant. You will train Sword-9 with me. Do you have any questions?"

"...!?"

"First of all, what's your name?" As the captain, I must know my team members, so let's get to know the adjutant first.

"Egor..."

"Okay, that's enough." Our Maozi's names are all in a long strip. There are 18 Maozi in my team of twenty-five people, and I can't remember their full names!

"Okay, Yegor, take everyone, 500 push-ups, start!"

"...Five, five hundred!?" Yegor opened his mouth wide. This expression reminded me of the little white Wu Ke who was hacked to death by me a few days ago. I was really afraid that he would suddenly " Ah!" Come out.

After I finished speaking, I turned around and didn't look at them, and ignored Yegor's words, ah, I'm a little hungry, let's go have a meal first, and come back to see if they are done.