where did the ancestors go

Walking on the small road in the African prairie, Yu Tang was in a very happy mood. Although the plane crashed, the task of earning money became more difficult, but people are satisfied, right?Fortunately, my little life is still there, and so is the life of the patron Asen.As long as both of them are alive, there is still hope for making money alive.So Yu Tang sang while walking. After all, it was the first time I came to Africa, and it was a rare opportunity to see the scenery in the animal world with my own eyes.

There are no roads on this grassland, and as more animals walk, there will be roads.

In the past, elephants, giraffes, leopards, and African pigs walked out of the way, but now they are all covered by Yu Tang and Asen. Yu Tang happily sang:

"Beautiful water

beautiful mountain

beautiful black earth

The beautiful prairie

beautiful cattle and sheep

Round and round

good looking boy

You say it's beautiful or not."

Asen followed Yu Tang, frowned, and muttered: "Master, how can there be black soil here? It's obviously red. Besides, no matter how fat your cattle and sheep are, they can't be fat enough to form a circle? It's not in line with science." Sex."

Yu Tang ignored him at all and continued to sing:

"Beautiful, beautiful

It's really beautiful."

In Asen's ears, it became "It's not turned off, it's not turned off, the gas is really turned off."

"Master, your singing is so dangerous, I feel like I'm going to explode." Asen complained.

Yu Tang turned his head and looked at him with curled lips, "Is it me who is about to explode? Did you see clearly? Is that village going in this direction?"

"Master, I'm not mistaken, we will definitely find it if we keep going forward." Asen said firmly.

"Then why have we been walking for a long time without even looking at anyone?" Yu Tang continued to ask.

Asen thought for a while and said: "Master, I am so tall that I can see tribes living far away. Of course it will take us a long time to walk on the ground. Believe me, our direction is not wrong. I don’t know how long it will take to get there.”

In the end, Asen had no confidence.

Yu Tang also had no choice but to say: "Oh, forget it, let's go." After speaking, he continued to sing while walking. A Sen didn't want his ears to be tortured, so he said: "Master, why are you singing?"

Yu Tang: "Because I love nature, I came to the African wilderness. I am very excited, very happy, and very excited."

Asen looked around for a week, besides himself and him, where was the third thief on the grassland?

A Sen didn't dare to think too much, and he couldn't refuse Yu Tang's desire to sing, so he had to suggest: "Master, can you sing more lyrically? Don't sing about chubby cows and sheep anymore. I'm afraid you will sing again." The lion hyena brought it."

Out of consideration for his own safety, Yu Tang accepted his suggestion.To be honest, Yu Tang sang a good song this time, but the pronunciation is not very accurate. Asen heard it for the first time, and at the beginning, he heard "My dear, you fly slowly, be careful of the roses with thorns in front of you. My dear, open your legs, The smell of flowers in the wind will make you drunk. Fly with me, my dear, through the jungle to see the crunch."

"Wait, master, what's the name of this song?"

"Two butterflies."

"what?"

"Two butterflies, love song, isn't it nice?"

"Then since it's a tribute to love, why do you chew butterflies into pieces?"

Yu Tang rolled his eyes and didn't answer, but A Sen succeeded in making him shut up and lost the desire to sing.

The two walked forward one after the other, and when it was almost sunset, Yu Tang stopped.

"Master, why don't you leave?" Asen asked.

Yu Tang leaned close to Asen's ear and said, "Don't you think something is following us?"

"Ah, is the lion here?" Asen looked around in fright, Yu Tang pressed his head and said, "Look behind us, there is a monkey behind us, the one who stole our canned food from the tree. Damn it , followed all the way, I didn't care about it at first, I didn't expect it to follow so far."

After Yu Tang finished speaking, he pulled Asen to hide in the grass beside him, and saw a figure of a baboon walking out from the side of the path.The baboon thought he had lost Yu Tang and the other two, so he looked a little anxious, stood upright, and kept looking around.

A Sen asked: "Master, why is this stupid girl following us?"

"I guess I thought we still had canned beef on us." Yu Tang's stomach bulged when he mentioned canned food, and he asked, "Are you hungry?"

"I'm so hungry." Ash replied.

Yu Tang looked around, wanting to find something to eat, but this was in the prairie, not the Northeast China that Yu Tang was familiar with, so he didn't know which plants could be eaten and which ones could not.Besides, the plants on this grassland seldom bear fruit, so you can't eat cacti mixed with red soil.

Besides the animals, Yu Tang couldn't catch the animals here. Without hunting tools, Yu Tang and Asen couldn't make traps either.If you only rely on yourself to catch animals, you may be able to catch ants, and you must also ensure that you are not regarded as prey by large and medium-sized beasts on the grassland.

Yu Tang looked around, only the monkey was the closest by himself, but the monkey was not so smart, if he wanted to catch it, he might as well eat a cactus.

Seeing that Yu Tang hadn't spoken for a long time, Asen asked, "Master, what are you thinking?"

"I was wondering why God didn't give us something to eat, it's as good as waiting for a rabbit," Yu Tang said, and suddenly saw a burst of dust rising in the distance.

"A Sen, why is there still dust over there? Is there a typhoon?" Yu Tang asked.

"Master, don't be joking. How can there be a typhoon on the grassland? It's a tornado at most." Asen said, he also looked over there. He was taller than Yu Tang, and his eyes were better than Yu Tang. See more clearly.

"Master, there is an antelope running towards us." Asen exclaimed.

"Oh, if it's going to hit a tree, we don't have any trees here." Yu Tang also saw the running antelope, "No, I think it is running for its life." Yu Tang looked at the stalking antelope while talking That monkey, I saw that it had long since disappeared.This made Yu Tang vaguely feel bad, thinking that the monkey was much smarter than a human, and it hid itself, so it must have sensed the danger.

"Master, run, the leopard is coming!" Suddenly, Asen yelled, grabbing Yu Tang's hand and was about to run.But Yu Tang pulled it hard and pressed him to the ground, and the two lay next to each other in the grass.I heard Yu Tang say, "Why are you running?"

"The big leopard will definitely run away when it comes." Asen replied puzzled.

Yu Tang snorted softly and said, "Can you outrun a leopard? No matter how long your legs are, you can outrun me."

"Just run past you, hehe." Asen smiled foolishly. Although what he said was creepy, Yu Tang knew he was joking.

Yu Tang continued: "The cat's goal is not the two of us, as long as we don't move, it's chasing the antelope."

While speaking, the running antelope was knocked over by the paw of the chasing cheetah, and then the cheetah bit the antelope's neck. The antelope's eyes widened, and it died after a while.

Asen looked sad for a while, but he also knew that the survival of the fittest was the law of nature, so he sighed secretly.Yu Tang was not a good man, so he stood up and looked around with his head down. Finally, he found a big rock and bent down to pick it up.

"Master, what are you doing?" Ash asked.

"Mr. Zhao Zhongxiang told me that the cheetah is a small cat-like beast. Although it runs fast, it has little strength. After every predation, it basically gets tired." Yu Tang looked at A Sen and said, "Let's go over now. Grab that antelope and you'll have something to eat for dinner, or you'll be hungry."

"NONONO!" Asen shook his head as if he was on drugs, "No way, Master, if we rob the leopard of its food, it will starve to death. And that antelope is already in such a miserable state, so let's rob it again. Wouldn't it hurt it again."

Yu Tang was stunned and stunned when he heard this, and the stone in his hand fell to the ground, so he didn't hit his foot.He looked at A Sen for five seconds, and then said: "You are not sick, brother, can you recognize the reality, we are now on the prairie, there is nothing but a backpack of Coke. Your ancestors did not know how to How many days will it take to find it? You don’t eat? You and I can’t hunt and can’t outrun lions and rhinos, and can’t outrun antelopes and cheetahs. Now that the food is delivered to your door, we’ll catch up with the serious wait-and-see, don’t you Thank you for the miracles in the world and the blessings of God, and then come to me and say NO?"

"Then let's find some fruit to eat." Asen pouted and pulled Yu Tang to keep him from moving.

Yu Tang wrenched his mouth away from Asen's hand and said, "Go eat the cactus, I'm a carnivore anyway."

After finishing speaking, Yu Tang picked up the big rock again, but unfortunately it was delayed for a while, and the cheetah had already run away with the antelope in its mouth, leaving only a small pool of blood on the spot.Yu Tang rolled his eyes angrily, but Asen was overjoyed with a smile on his face.But his smile didn't last long before it was interrupted by a soft cry.

"Choo yo, choo yo."

The cry was a bit panicky and sad, which made Yutang and Asen look around, and saw a small antelope emerging from the low bushes not far away, half smaller than the one caught by the leopard.The little antelope went to the bloodstain left by the eland and sniffed it, and the cry changed from whine to whine.

Asen understood, this should be a family, and the eland antelope that was captured must have rushed out to attract the leopard's attention to protect the younger one.It's just that he is a natural enemy after all, he didn't run past the leopard, was caught and lost his life.But its spirit of sacrifice and love still deeply moved Asen. Asen said with red eyes: "Master, it must be that the mother protects the child. What a great maternal love. Animals also have family affection. This little one The lamb is really pitiful and weak, how will he survive on the grassland in the future."

Yu Tang nodded in agreement, hugged the big rock in his hand, and said, "Yes, it's poor and delicious."

Asen: "Master, what did you say?"

"Oh, I mean this little antelope is really pitiful, weak and helpless. It will definitely not be able to survive in this perilous grassland in the future. Let's help it." Yu Tang walked over while holding the stone.

Asen was just about to ask how he could help, but when he saw Yu Tang walking by, he felt something was wrong.

The little antelope also saw Yu Tang, but it didn't run or move, and still screamed sadly in place.

Yu Tang walked over, although he was also a little surprised why the little antelope didn't run away, but he didn't have time to think about it, his hands fell, and A Sen screamed "NO!"

"Little sheep, little sheep, don't blame me. You are my dish. I will kill you in this life, and you will kill me in the next life. Namo Amitabha!" Yu Tang dragged the antelope back to Asen by the antelope's legs.

A Sen looked at Yu Tang angrily, "Master, why did you kill it, it is so pitiful!"

"You said, we have to help it. Anyway, it will be eaten by lions and rhinos sooner or later, so it is better for us to eat it. Not only can it fill our stomachs, but it can also make it die early and give birth early." Yu Tang looked around, Find a flat and pointed stone, ready to start dismembering the duiker.

"Master, rhinos are vegetarian, I told you once."

"It doesn't matter, I eat meat anyway."

"Master, why did you recite Amitabha just now? Aren't you the Taoist leader?"

"I'm ashamed of doing this kind of thing. I don't have the nerve to say that I'm a Taoist, so I have to pretend to be a Buddhist disciple."

This time it was Asen's turn to roll his eyes, "Master, I still can't forgive you, I won't eat with you, I can't accept this cruel behavior."

Yu Tang ignored him, and dismembered the little antelope into pieces. Asen saw it and asked, "Master, do you often dismember animals? I think you are very skilled. "

"Yeah, I often dismember corpses. With legs as long as yours, I cut them into three pieces." Yu Tang stuck the stone on the ground, wiped the blood from his hands with a handful of grass leaves, and was annoyed. replied.In fact, how can he dismember animals? He just draws gourds according to wilderness survival programs on TV. Besides, if he cuts them with stones, it is inevitable that there will be more meat and less meat, but it doesn't matter if he eats it on the grassland.

Yu Tang found some dry grass branches and dead tree trunks, made a pile, and said to Asen, "Bring the lighter."

"I do not have."

"Don't pretend, I saw it on the plane."

Asen pouted and raised his chin and said, "It's gone."

"Pick it up if you drop it?"

"It fell."

"Then you pick it up?"

"I don't know where it fell."

Yu Tang rolled his eyes and said helplessly, "Just say you lost it, don't say it, OK?"

Asen hugged his shoulders and pouted.

How can Yu Tang care about him, now he is so hungry that his heart sticks to his back.He took out two Sanqing Talismans from his pocket and put them between his sword fingers, and they ignited instantly with his thoughts.

"See, we can start the fire manually."

A Sen muttered something in a low voice, but Yu Tang didn't hear it clearly, but he ignored it.When the fire was almost done, Yu Tang skewered the meat on long branches and roasted it on fire. The meat was fragrant and oily.

Yu Tang took out a can of Coke from his backpack, opened the tab with a "pop", and ate the antelope skewers while drinking the Coke, enjoying the taste.Although there is no salt, it is expensive in the original ecology and pure wild. The lamb meat is tender, delicious and juicy.

At this time, night fell on the prairie, and there was a burst of aroma around the bonfire. Yutang sipped a Coke and a barbecue, and glanced at the beautiful boy, not to mention how comfortable it was.He looked at the beautiful boy Asen who was still angry with him and said, "Do you want to eat it? If you don't eat it, you won't have the energy to find your ancestors."

"Don't eat, hum!" Asen hugged his shoulders and turned his head away.

Yu Tang pouted while eating.

After a while, he asked again: "Are you sure you don't want to eat? There's no need for that. Even if there are sins, I will bear the burden of the life I killed. Why do you bother with your stomach?"

"If you don't eat it, just don't eat it. You are too cruel. I am different from you." Asen was still stubborn.

Yu Tang took a sip of Coke, hiccupped, and said, "Life is the most important thing, and do you think you are a kind person if you don't eat this antelope meat? Let me tell you, you are not, you are the worst, you are the most cruel , you are more sinful than me!"

"What?" Asen was anxious, "What's wrong with me? You killed the sheep, you roasted the meat, and you ate it. I didn't touch a piece of it. How could I have committed a heinous crime?"

Yu Tang picked up the string and said, "You, the realm is too shallow, and you only see the good and evil in front of you. Do you think it's evil for me to kill a weak and pitiful antelope? Oh no, I'm really hungry."

Yu Tang thought for a while, then changed the phrase, "You think it's bad for me to kill a poor and poor antelope, but why should I kill it? Because I want to eat it to live. Why live?" , it's not because of your ancestors."

"It's nothing to do with my ancestors, and my ancestors didn't tell you to kill sheep." A Sen was obviously not convinced.

Yu Tang patiently explained: "Your ancestor is a zombie. He jumped off the plane at a height of [-] meters. Who can keep the corpse-suppressing charm on his forehead when he landed? If the corpse-suppressing charm is gone, you Our ancestors would find someone to suck blood. We haven’t seen him all the way, but we can’t guarantee that he won’t go to the village you saw before. Your ancestors are probably hugging African natives and biting their necks to suck blood.”

Yu Tang paused for a moment, he could see the change in Asen's face, and then continued: "I want you to eat so that you can continue to look for your ancestors. Otherwise, if you don't eat, you will definitely delay tomorrow's trip Every time you waste a little time, your ancestors may kill an African native. So, compared to me killing a small antelope that is difficult to survive, you are really guilty of the heinous crime, just because of the sudden overflow of the Virgin Mary's heart. You Say I'm bad or you are bad?"

A Sen was brainwashed by Yu Tang's rhetoric, and he really felt that he shouldn't, and he was also very hungry, so he lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Then... I will eat too."

What Yu Tang was waiting for was his words, but he pretended not to hear: "What are you talking about? The voice is too low. It's very windy here. Please speak up."

A Sen knew that Yu Tang was looking for fun, but he had no choice but to blushed, closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "I want to eat too!"

Yu Tang shook his head, "No way, I killed the sheep and roasted the meat, why did I give it to you? You didn't do anything, you just wanted to take advantage of it?"

A Sen: "Then what do you want from me?"

"I have meat to eat and Coke to drink, but there is no music accompaniment, why don't you sing a little song to cheer me up." Yu Tang said, crossing his legs.

Asen's stomach was rumbling with hunger, so he had to do as he did and sang an English song.Yu Tang babbled, gritted his teeth, and said, "It sounds good, it sounds so damn good, but I can't understand it, let's sing a Chinese song."

A Sen: "Master, don't embarrass me. I'm starving to death. I'm going to starve to death. You not only want to find my ancestors, but also take care of me."

When Yu Tang heard it, what he said made sense. Now there are only two people, neither of them can make any mistakes, and they have to depend on each other.Besides, he now felt that he had almost finished the game, so he had to save some face for Asen, so he handed over a skewer of barbecue meat. In fact, he had already prepared it for Asen.

Asen took the barbecue with a smile, but he didn't rush to eat. Instead, he crossed himself on his chest and prayed.

"Thank you, Lord, for giving us food and keeping us alive. Amen!"

"Wait, who are you thanking?" Yu Tang interrupted.

"Thank you Jesus, it is God who gives us food and keeps us alive," Asen said.

"Fart, it's none of his business, if you want to thank you, you have to thank me, even if you thank the stone." Yu Tang was very unhappy, "Don't always fix your foreign things in front of me, I can't understand it , I'm bothered."

"Master, you can't talk like that, it's disrespectful to God." Asen persuaded, "You are also a person of faith, would you allow others to say that about your patriarch?"

"Stop talking nonsense, I just don't like Chinese people talking about God and their mother Mary. Even if you say Amitabha, I'll feel better." Yu Tang said stubbornly.

"Master, I grew up in England, so I'm not strictly Chinese. I'm actually of Chinese descent." Asen was still defending, but he didn't know that he had completely annoyed Yu Tang.

Yu Tang pointed at his nose and cursed: "Damn you, don't think you can pretend to be a foreigner by dyeing your yellow hair! You have yellow skin and black eyes, and you are obviously a Chinese. If you don't recognize your ancestors today, I will dismember you." Feed the rhino!"

Just as Asen was about to speak, Yu Tang interrupted: "Don't tell me whether the rhino is a fucking vegetarian or not. That's not the point. Anyway, what I roast is socialist meat, and you are a capitalist mouth. If you want to eat it, You have to admit that you are Chinese! If you love to eat, you will be discouraged if you don’t!"

"Master, don't be so excited." Asen was also very helpless, so he had to give in and said, "Although I am a foreign nationality, my ancestors are Chinese, my appearance is also Chinese, and my heart is even more Chinese." yes."

Yu Tang squinted at him, "Then you sing "My Chinese Heart" for me, or I'll beat you up!" He rolled up his arms and sleeves, looking like a hooligan.

Asen nodded hurriedly, deliberately approached Yu Tang, and sang softly in his ear:

"The mountains and rivers are only in my dreams,

The motherland has not been close for many years,

But no matter what, I can't change my Chinese heart. "

"Keep singing!" Yu Tang ordered.

"Although the dress is worn on the body,

My heart is still Chinese,

My ancestors have already branded everything about me with the Chinese seal.

The Yangtze River, the Great Wall, Huangshan Mountain, and the Yellow River weigh heavily in my heart,

no matter when,

wherever

As dear as my heart.

the blood that flows in my heart,

Surging the voice of China,

Even being in a foreign country can't change my Chinese heart. "

After the song was finished, Yu Tang also calmed down. He looked at Asen, handed over the meat skewers, and said, "Don't blame me, I just... think our country is strong now, but in fact, you who are wandering overseas can come back. Yes. There are also cultural relics, that is, your ancestors."

A Sen didn't blame Yu Tang, he licked the string and said, "Master, you are so patriotic! Although you are not very good-looking, rude and rude, and always bully me, I like you so much! "

"I'm not that good looking? I...I must fucking dismember you to feed the rhinos tonight!"