where did the ancestors go

Yu Tang did not dismember Asen to feed the rhino that night. First, the rhino was not around, and second, Asen's always submissive attitude gave Yu Tang no reason to do anything.The two of them ate Coke and barbecue, and their belly was round, and their pigtails were stretched to the sky.With no worries about eating and drinking, the two of them were in a stable mood, so naturally they would not quarrel. Yu Tang even took out a bunch of meat to feed the baboons who had been sneaking around.Of course, it is always a monkey in the eyes of the pond.

Although the antelope meat is delicious, it is a high-calorie food after all. You can't eat too much to be full, and the two of you don't waste it. You roast them one by one and put them in your backpack for later.

In fact, the matter of Yutang roasting antelope meat is very stupid, very stupid, and very worthy of beating!This is on the African savannah, where most beasts come out to hunt at night.Moreover, the sense of smell of these ferocious beasts is very, very sensitive. The aroma of the barbecue drifted with the cool night wind, and it had already spread throughout the prairie. At this time, I don't know how many lions, hyenas, and African pigs came here.Of course, there is no rhino this time, because the rhino’s eyesight is not very good, it is like a blind man during the day, and it is even worse at night. For the sake of safety, it squats quietly under the tree and waits for the dawn.

However, Yu Tang and Asen haven't realized this yet, and they are lucky enough to miss the lion and hyena tonight.

The baboon who had eaten the barbecue was also lazily lying on the side to rest, but suddenly jumped up and ran around Yu Tang.Yu Tang was bragging with A Sen. Seeing the monkey's strange behavior, he asked, "A Sen, why is this monkey crazy? Is antelope meat poisonous?"

A Sen also looked at it, shook his head and said, "Master, I don't think it's poisoned, it seems to be conveying some message to us."

After hearing this, Yu Tang said to the monkey: "Hey buddy, your expression is too obscure, can you be more straightforward? I hate talking about pictures."

The baboon was stunned for a moment, and actually understood Yu Tang's meaning.I saw it ran into the grass and picked a big grass leaf and put it on its head, then pointed its paws at the sky, ran and howled on the grass leaf, and ran farther and farther until it disappeared into the night.

Yu Tang frowned and said, "If my guess is right, it tells us both that as long as we can live a decent life, even if there is a little green on our head. If God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you. Although you are ugly, you run fast!"

A Sen rolled his eyes, "Master, I think you are talking nonsense."

Yu Tang glanced at him, and said unconvinced: "You have been surrounded by foreign monkeys since you were a child, and you must know more than me. Then do you understand?"

A Sen didn't care about Yu Tang's sarcasm, but thought about it seriously for a while, and then suddenly realized: "Master, it means it's going to rain!"

"Rain?" Yu Tang looked up at the sky, it was pitch black, and nothing could be seen.

"Don't let it rain." As soon as Yu Tang finished speaking, the night sky was torn apart by a bolt of lightning. The purple light flashed across Asen's face turning blue, and Yu Tang was startled. "Wow, it's really going to rain, what's the matter?"

A Sen was also a little panicked, "Master, do you have an umbrella?"

"Umbrella? Don't you have a parachute?" Yu Tang was reminded by A Sen, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Hurry up, use a parachute to build a tent!"

Yu Tang directed Asen to find dead branches everywhere, built a support, and then folded the parachute into three layers to cover it.In order to prevent the wind from blowing down the tent, Yu Tang deliberately found a few big rocks to hold down the side of the tent, and then the two of them got into the tent and waited for the rain.

The rain came fast and hard, with deafening thunder and crackling lightning.The torrential rain poured down like a pot, which extinguished the fire of the barbecue and covered up the aroma of the barbecue.The lions, hyenas, and African pigs who came smelling the scent were also stopped by the rainstorm, and fled in all directions scared by the lightning.

Yu Tang and Asen escaped in a daze.

The two of them hid in the tent, not too big or too small, just enough for Asen to lie down with his legs stretched out, and Yutang, who was short and short, was more than enough.

Lightning, thunder, clattering and raining outside, and clattering inside.

Yu Tang kept beating the mosquitoes.

clap clap.

"Master, there are a lot of mosquitoes here."

"I didn't bite you again, what are you calling?"

"Yeah, why don't you bite me?"

"Because it's biting me!"

Yu Tang's physique is particularly attractive to mosquitoes, and he was bitten by 21 bags in just the time he farted.3 on the left hand, 3 on the right hand, 5 on the left arm, 7 on the right arm, 2 on the left ankle, and 1 on the right ankle.

"Clap clap clap!"

The world was finally quiet, and there were no more buzzing mosquitoes. Yu Tang stretched out his hand outside the tent to catch the rainwater to wash away the blood.

I don't know how long it will rain, and the two of them are lying side by side in the tent and getting sleepy.Yu Tang's head was turned to the right, while Asen's was turned to the left. He yawned twice and closed his eyes to fall asleep.

"Master, are you cold?"

"A little bit."

"Then can I lend you an arm?"

"it is good."

Asen put his arm on Tang's leg and hugged him.

"Master, are you cold?"

"A little bit."

"Then can I lend you a leg?"

"it is good."

Asen put his legs on Tang's shoulders.

"Master, I'm a little cold too."

"Then I'll lend you an arm too?"

"Okay, okay!"

Yu Tang put his arm on Asen's leg.

"Master, I'm still a little cold."

"Then shall I lend you another leg?"

"Come, come, come!"

Yu Tang also put his leg on Asen's shoulder.

"A Sen, our posture seems quite erotic." Yu Tang frowned.

A Sen: "Master, how can you relate everything to pornography?"

"Your lower head touches my upper head, and your upper head touches my lower head. Isn't it pornographic at 69?" Yu Tang muttered

Said: "If you go on like this, you will definitely suffer a bloody disaster!"

"Why?" Ash asked puzzled.

"Did you forget that I have a knife, I'll stab you to death!"

"But I'm cold."

"Oh, how about this, you turn your head around, and we two are next to each other, and our heads are next to each other."

"Oh", Asen turned his head obediently, and the two of them were close to each other, and their hands and feet were joined together.

Nothing happened that night.

Early the next morning, Asen woke up early, rubbed his eyes and looked at Yu Tang next to him, Yu Tang was still awake.Yu Tang was talking in sleep, Ah

Sen leaned forward and listened.

More than an hour later, Asen was so hungry that he opened his backpack to eat the barbecue last night, and Yu Tang didn't wake up after eating.Asen felt something was wrong, and hurried to shake Yutang, "Master, master, wake up, what's the matter?"

Yu Tang was shaken awake in a daze, sat up and looked at him, but didn't speak.Asen found that the back of Yu Tang was all wet. He looked down and saw that the rain had poured into the tent.The place where Yutang lay was relatively low, so it was wet all night.Looking at Yu Tang's face again, he felt bad, he must have caught a cold, so he quickly reached out his hand to touch his forehead, and shouted, "Master, you are flirting!"

"You're the one fucking mad." Yu Tang replied weakly, "Is it still raining outside?"

"Still playing, master, master, you are sick, what should you do?" Asen asked anxiously.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, we won't be able to walk in such a heavy rain, I'll just take a rest." Yu Tang signaled Asen to open the tent,

Let in the fresh air from outside.

Asen handed over last night's barbecue again, and Yu Tang waved his hand, feeling dizzy, so he was still in the mood to eat.The high fever made all the enzymes in Yutang's body stop working, and now his whole body hurts, and he feels uncomfortable even if he moves.He looked at A Sen and said, "Are you saying that I was punished for killing that antelope last night? It's God punishing me. Damn it, I have a fever at this time, delaying things."

"Master, don't be so superstitious. There is a big temperature difference between day and night on the African savannah. It rained again last night. You will definitely catch a cold after being wet all night." Asen comforted Yu Tang, then knelt aside and prayed to God .

Yu Tang thought it was funny, telling others not to believe in superstition, but his body believed in God.But after all, Asen hoped that he would get better. Yu Tang couldn't tease him anymore, and he didn't have the energy to tease him anymore, so he said softly, "I'll sleep for a while, call me when the rain stops."

Yu Tang fell asleep flickeringly, the rain hitting the sand in his ears, the grass and trees were solemn, and the occasional howling of wild animals made Asen tremble all over in fright.

After an unknown amount of time, Yu Tang was shaken by A Sen and called out, "Master, don't sleep anymore, I'm afraid you won't wake up."

Yu Tang sat up with his eyes closed, waited for a long time before opening his eyes, and asked, "Has the rain stopped?"

"Not yet, but you've been sleeping for a long time, and it's night again." A Sen reached out and touched Yu Tang's forehead, which was still very hot.

"Master, I have been praying to God and hope you get better soon. Do you feel better?" Asen asked expectantly.

"It seems to be getting worse." Yu Tang shook his head, pinched his forehead with his hands, and said, "I believe in Sanqing, and I worship the Eastern gods. You Western gods don't care about me."

A Sen looked annoyed, "Then what to do, master, what's the name of your god, I pray to him that you get better soon."

Yu Tang waved his hand, "No, you take my cloth pocket here."

Asen searched around in the tent, and brought Yu Tang's cloth pocket with the Sanqing ritual vessel, Yu Tang reached out and took out a Sanqing Talisman in his pocket.

"Give me a can of Coke, hey, that's it, you can drink the rest." Yu Tang asked Asen to bring half a can of Coke, and then sandwiched the Sanqing Talisman between his sword fingers to gather his thoughts, but he couldn't light it anyway. no.His headache was so severe that he couldn't concentrate his mind to activate the spell.

"Master, what are you doing?" Ash asked.

Yu Tang: "Give me your lighter."

At this time, Asen didn't dare to be angry anymore, so he quickly took out the lighter and handed it to Yu Tang.Yu Tang already knew that he hadn't lost his lighter, and if it wasn't for his fever and lack of energy, he would definitely have scolded him.

Yu Tang took the lighter, lit the Sanqing Talisman in his hand, and then threw it into the coke can. Under Asen's surprised gaze, he mixed the burnt ashes with coke and drank it.

"I worship Sanqing, the patriarch will definitely not let me die in this Africa where birds don't shit. Heck!" Yu Tang hiccupped.

Although Asen doesn't know what the medical principle is, he still hopes that the master's talisman water can reduce the fever.

Yu Tang lay on A Sen's lap with his eyes closed for a while, and when he opened his eyes, he found that he was also staring at him, so he said, "What are you doing winking, just say what you want."

Asen hesitated to speak, which made Yu Tang very upset.

"If you fart, you have something to say."

"That...Master, who is Bai Fengtang to you?"

Yu Tang sat up straight suddenly, startling Asen.I saw that Yu Tang's face was very pale, darker than the clouds in the sky outside, and his eyes were sharper than the horns of a rhinoceros.

Asen hurriedly explained: "You kept calling this name when you were asleep. Does it mean that she owes you a lot of money?"

"No debt."

Yu Tang only answered one sentence.

Asen felt that it was definitely not easy, but he didn't dare to ask any more questions, the air was filled with embarrassment.Fortunately, Yu Tang said first, "Give me a piece of barbecue."

Asen quickly dug it out and handed it to Yu Tang. Yu Tang tore off the shredded meat, chewed it for a long time, and said, "Have you heard of Beijing Xiaoqu?"

"Ah? Oh, no." Asen replied.

"Then I'll sing it to you."

A Sen couldn't tell whether Yu Tang suddenly became serious or became serious, anyway, he felt that the opportunity was rare, so he hurriedly replied: "Okay, okay, master, please sing."

Yu Tang clapped his hands on the ground, Asen stretched out his legs, and Yu Tang clapped his hands on his legs.Yu Tang, who had a fever, had a hoarse voice, so he had to speak as softly as possible, and just listened to him sing:

"The tip of the peach leaf is pointed up,

The willow leaves cover the sky,

In his place, the Ming lord,

Listen to me carefully.

This happened at the Jingxi Indigo Factory,

In the Huoqier Camp of the Blue Indigo Factory, there is a Song Laosan.

Speaking of Song Laosan,

The couple smoke big cigarettes,

life without children,

She gave birth to a daughter, Chanjuan.

Chick is sixteen years older,

A baby name was given, and the girl's name was Dalian.

The girl's name is Dalian,

pretty face,

Like flowers that no one picks,

The pipa is broken and no one is playing it,

Slave is like Diao Chan Si Lu Bu wow,

It's like Yan Poxi, sitting upstairs thinking about Zhang San.

the sun goes down,

Autumn insects are making noise,

The sixth brother who thinks about it day and night,

Come at my door.

We made an appointment to meet at midnight tonight,

Dalian, I was shy, bowed my head and said nothing.

One more drum day,

The girl she sheds tears,

The most hated second father and mother,

Love to smoke opium.

You have delayed my marriage, little slave,

If youth passes, where can you find a boy.

The second watch is drummed,

Little Liu'er climbed the wall,

startled the house,

Infatuated daughter Jiaowa.

Hastily opened the double doors,

He grabbed his beloved little friend with one hand.

Three shifts...Three shifts...".

Yu Tang's voice became smaller and smaller, before he finished singing, he fell asleep again. Asen didn't want to wake him up, although he really wanted to hear him finish singing the little song.

This night Yu Tang slept soundly, but it was hard for Asen, so sleepy he didn't dare to sleep, and kept watch over Yu Tang with his eyes open, fearing that something would happen to him again.Yu Tang kept chanting Bai Fengtang's name. Although he didn't know who it was and how his relationship with Yu Tang was, Asen understood that a person who was seriously ill in a foreign country and still remembered in his dreams must be an important person in his heart. .

A Sen wanted to hear him finish singing the ditty, and he wanted to hear his story about Bai Fengtang.

Asen thought about it, and fell asleep.

On the third day, Yu Tang opened his eyes, out of breath, and saw A Sen lying on top of him, with his head pressed against his chest.Yu Tang patted him, "Hey, wake up, you're in trouble, Chen Tang is flooded!"

Asen fell asleep, and after being patted awake, he asked with dark circles under his eyes: "Ah? Master, you woke up, are you still flirting? Let me pet it."

"Don't mess with me, I'm not a casual person." Yu Tang wiped away the saliva on the front of his chest, Asen, "Stop flirting, ah bah! Don't burn it, the patriarch has appeared, and I will kowtow to you when I go back!"

"Ah, kowtow to me?" Asen said.

Yu Tang raised his slap, but he didn't pat it down, he just slapped Asen's face, "Look, you're sleepy, don't let me happen, you fell down again, why don't you drink some talisman water?"

"No, no, no, I'll just drink Coke!" Asen woke up instantly, and the two of them got out of the tent. On a sunny day, the sun was big and round, rising from the horizon like an egg yolk.

Yu Tang asked: "Can you still remember where that village is?"

"Master, are you asking about that tribe? I remember." Seeing that Yu Tang had returned to his usual demeanor, Asen was overjoyed.

"Then let's go. We've been delayed for two days, and if we don't find your ancestors, I'm so sorry for your money." Yu Tang said again, "I don't need that parachute. Neither of us can lift it in the rain. Throw it here, maybe some animals will come here to hide from the rain in the future."

"Okay, master, do you want to eat?"

"No." Yu Tang walked forward.

"Master, do you want something to drink?"

"No." Yu Tangtou did not return.

"Master, do you want to sing?"

"No." Yu Tang walked a long way with his cloth bag on his back.

"Master, you...".

"Boy, you talk so much today, aren't you afraid of getting hemorrhoids?"

"Master, you are so annoying!"

"You're the one who hates it."

"You hate it."

"Haven't you ever been beaten by a gangster?"

"Then you come and hit me!" Asen spread his long legs and ran away.

"If you have the guts, don't run!" Yu Tang chased after him with his short legs upside down.

"Master, it's not good, there is a rhino in front!"

"Rhinos won't eat you."

"Master, you finally know that rhinos eat grass. I thought that with your IQ, you would never understand it in this lifetime!"

"Fart your mother's crooked bastard!"

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