[Attack on Titan] One percent

Kuya is gorgeous for the first time as "Moonlight Clan".

There is still more than half a month until the next salary payment.Now she is terribly poor.

As we all know, the gendarmerie provides food and housing, so people will not die without wages.But there will be "patients".Kuya stayed in the Gendarmerie for a long time without worrying about food or drink, and she often had time to go out to open a small kitchen. The comfortable life undoubtedly fed her stomach.A traveler who has eaten delicacies from all over the world in his previous life, the first thing he did in this life was to dislike the monotony of food.The canteen uncle's craftsmanship has long been unable to fully meet her needs. She has to take at least half a day off every week to look for delicious food...but the above is not the point.

The real point is that in a few days, the annual food shortage season will come.At this time, the soldiers of the Gendarmerie feel that they are surrounded by the most productive food in the world-corn.

There is corn every day, and it is golden every day.

The uncle in the cafeteria said, the corn is good, it tastes delicious, and the body is great!But when you find that every meal must have corn buns with grilled corn and corn soup... The military police became a corn refugee group, and the annual mass disease: corn refugee syndrome broke out.

As soon as Kuya finished thinking, her life might end this year, at the age of 20, in the yellow and golden year of corn.

On the fifth day of being occupied by corn, Kuya decided to flee, she could not sit still.

Walking on the street in casual clothes, a wig, and plain glasses on her face, Kuya's stomach kept protesting in a low voice.Whenever there was food, she went to look at it, but every time she either walked away in despair with a shriveled bag, or fled when she saw a large wave of corn appearing.

It wasn't until she walked to the river in a daze that Kuya realized that her behavior was abnormal and a little nervous.Yep, that's Cua's corn refugee syndrome, one of the symptoms: neuroticism.

Kuya leaned on the bridge and looked down. The river in the city is not big, and the current is not too fast, but the water is relatively deep.It seems...it seems more suitable for fish to live in.

She took out the hooks and lines that she had prepared in advance, took out the corn kernels she got from the cafeteria, and picked up a branch, and the simple fishing rod was completed.

After not doing such a childlike thing for a long time, Kuya felt much better and began to appreciate the scenery in front of her.But gradually, the scenery in front of me changed.The red-roofed houses have turned into beautiful mountains, and the artificial river has turned into a gurgling stream, which is a beautiful picture.At that time, she was lighting a fire and grilling fish in such a beautiful river and mountain, trying her best to survive the plight of lack of food and walking.At that time, she was also holding the same simple fishing rod, but she was watching the movement in the water all the time.

Very different mentality.

One is desperate to survive, while the other...

Kuya suddenly remembered Han Xin, who was fishing by the river in the same way.Will he be like him and meet a lady who delivers food?No, I don't need it anymore, what the aunt gave must be corn.Or an angel will appear directly and take her away from the world.

Kuya's thoughts roamed in another time and space, but she suddenly felt a slight pull, which interrupted her nostalgia and connected her with the present world again.

The branch in his hand trembled slightly, and Kuya kept his eyes on the movement of the water surface, looking for a good opportunity to raise the pole.Suddenly, a bad tone sounded in his ear.

"Hey, woman, what are you doing here?"

Levi passed by the bridge and saw the person leaning on the railing at a glance.I don't know where to look, it's motionless, it seems to be in a state of emptying.For such a chance encounter, Levi was not interested in turning it into an intersection, so he was about to leave.A second before he moved his eyes away, the man's eyes suddenly moved, and his long eyelashes fluttered like thin wings of a butterfly... He saw those sea-like eyes again.

Growing up in a dirty environment, he developed a serious cleanliness obsession. Clean and beautiful things always have a special attraction for him—especially the most beautiful things he has ever seen.

The body responded first, and he unconsciously approached her, his words were as arrogant as ever.

Turning back quickly, Kuya looked at him in a daze, and forgot to use force on the things in her hands, and didn't realize why he was so far away from the underground shopping mall for a moment.

Or... is this the angel she summoned to take her away?But what she was looking for was an angel sister, not a little fairy?

...It must be that she turned her head the wrong way.

After staying there for a long time, the sudden empty feeling in her hand brought her back to God, "Ah! My fish!" She stretched out her hand to catch it, but it was too late, the fish had already snatched her fishing rod, wagging its tail happily Ran away.

Corn Refugee Syndrome, Symptom [-]: Slow Reflexes.

Goblins can really do bad things!Kuya looked at the river again reluctantly, then turned her head, gave the culprit a hard look, then limp like a discouraged ball, sat down with her back leaning on the railing, her hands hugging her knees, her small chin resting lightly on the On the knee... ignore him.

Seeing this, Levi became a little irritable, and his mouth became more poisonous, "Is there something wrong with you? You need to be beaten, right?"

Kuya glared at him again, "I'm sick, very serious, I won't survive this month."

Up to now, Levi has never met someone who answered "Sick" after he said "Is there something wrong with you?" After a pause, he asked again: "Are you waiting to die here?"

Kuya wanted to stare him through a hole this time, "Have you ever seen someone who was fishing while waiting to die?"

Levi frowned displeasedly, "Then what are you fishing for? Doesn't the Gendarmerie have a canteen?"

"Corn, it's all corn. From morning to night, every dish is corn, and I dream of being surrounded by corn..." Kuya began to chatter and count her five days of hellish life, and recited the canteen The corn menu, telling her the bitterness of having no money to open a small stove...

Corn Refugee Syndrome, the third symptom: chattering.

The buzzing thoughts made Levi very upset, he stepped forward and pinched her cheek, and successfully shut down the conversation, "I think you, stupid woman, are anxious to find me to die, right?"

I thought that such a threat would make her obedient immediately, but her eyes lit up, "This is really a good idea, you are so smart, do it quickly." The purpose of these thoughts is actually to annoy Levi, Kua She felt that since she was destined to die at the age of 20 anyway, it would be better to be "love-killed" by the goblin, and it would be better than such a shameful thing as starving to death.

Levi immediately realized that this woman did it on purpose.With a soft snort, how could he fulfill her wish.He didn't do anything, but continued to sarcastically say, "I never thought that Tangtang, the strongest gendarme, would be defeated by mere corn."

"What is it? It's all over the mountains and the fields are dark and dark." Kuya was unhappy when she heard it, and said with some bitterness.What this person hates the most is not violence, but his lack of virtue. He really is a gangster in the underground street... Wait, since this guy is so powerful in the underground street... She thought of a good idea again.

Kua suddenly became quiet, returned to normal mode, and even asked a little gently: "Mr. Levi has great powers in the underground street, can he get food other than corn?"

It's strange to see her sudden change, but it's very helpful for Levi to be well-behaved and stop being noisy, "Nonsense."

"Then, let's make a deal, Mr. Levi is responsible for getting the ingredients, and I'm in charge of cooking, how about it?"

"Tsk... can the food cooked by the military police be eaten?"

"Satisfaction guaranteed, Mr. Levi has nothing to lose anyway, does he?"

Looking at her expectant eyes, Levi knew that she hadn't actually returned to the usual "cold" state.It's just that such eyes rarely appeared, like a cluster of small flames illuminating her eyes, vividly her delicate facial features, and gently scratching his heart.

But... how could he let her easily disturb his heart.

"No."

The person in front of him immediately changed into a teary-eyed and about-to-cry expression, lowered his head and said to himself: "A big man has such a small mind, why don't he just borrow a kitchen... I haven't asked you to accompany my fish yet, you Why are you still dissatisfied here..." Every time he said a sentence, he gave Levi a weak look with sad and wronged eyes, "I'm going to die, and I was still being bullied before I died..."

"Okay, I'm so annoying, the woman who took the wrong medicine, shut up and follow!" Levi finally couldn't take it anymore, and after finishing speaking viciously, he turned and left.

Corn Refugee Syndrome, Symptom [-]: Playing like a baby, pretending to be innocent, and doing whatever it takes to achieve the goal.

It seems that Andrea is still very useful at critical moments.Sure enough, when dealing with simple and rude people who are temporarily unable to beat him, the usual cold and tough style will definitely not take advantage, Kuya secretly nodded when Levi recited it.Finally able to have a good meal, Kuya felt that she was born again, and got up to follow.

The author has something to say: The little goblin is here to save the heroine~