[Attack on Titan] One percent

Kuya stuffed the wig into the hat, and took out two mustaches from her pocket to stick to her lips.In order to eat good food as soon as possible, she chose to dress up as a man, so as to avoid encountering the same thing as last time and delaying her precious meal time.

So the two boy-faced giants quickly cleaned up the underground street, carrying their bulging wallets, and went shopping "happily".Most of the vegetable sellers on the street only have corn, but Levi took Kuya to a small alley, where an old man guarded a simple vegetable stall with a lot of ingredients.Levi explained that this was mentioned to him casually by a gangster, and it is said that it is a vegetable grown in the old man's own small yard.

Basically, Levi is not too interested in housework other than cleaning. When buying vegetables, Kuya alone picks and chooses, and he is responsible for paying the money.When they came to Levi's residence, before entering the door, they had to wear off a whole layer of soles. Kuya decided that after the salary was paid next month, she would buy a pair of the most wear-resistant shoes, specially designed to withstand Levi's Carpet attack.

Throwing down the sentence "If you dare to get dirty, you will die", Levi took the book directly, sat down on the sofa very casually, and then folded his right leg on the left.

The goblin can not only read books, but also stretch her legs... While digesting the new information, Kuya walked into the kitchen, tinkling and busy.

There was a crisp and powerful sound of chopping vegetables from the kitchen, and the rhythm seemed to be very skilled.It was the first time for Levi to sit in the living room and listen to the movement in the kitchen.Feeling strange in my heart, is this the feeling of home as said in the book?Did he get this feeling and then lose it, or has he never had it before?After living in the circle of the underground street for many years, he had already forgotten all about it.

An hour later, the meal was served, a plate of appetizers, two dishes, and a bowl of soup.Kuya didn't dare to cook. Once the people in the living room smelled the oily smoke, they might throw her out and dismember her body immediately.The appearance of the dishes is mediocre, but Kuya still has confidence in the taste.Levi didn't say a word, walked to the table and sat down, picked up the knife and fork and started directly, without any objection to the dishes.On the contrary, Kuya herself was a little embarrassed. It was very strange to eat such a table of dishes with a knife and fork.There are no chopsticks in this world, and she doesn't know how to cook Western food.

She took a sip, then moved her index finger, no longer caring about the reaction of the person opposite, and began to concentrate on destroying the food in front of her.The meal took less than 15 minutes, and Kua belatedly realized that Levi was eating as fast as she was—it seemed likely that she would be able to take refuge here until the food shortage season was over.

With this knowledge, Kuya's mood index gradually increased, and she didn't even mind when Levi consciously "gave her" the dishwashing job.

After tidying up the kitchen, Kuya walked to the sofa very naturally, and sat down generously.Squinting his eyes, stretching comfortably, his soft body stretched out in a graceful curve, this scene is very eye-catching in the eyes of others, but it is a pity that the only "other" present is concentrating on reading.After leaning on the sofa for a while, Kuya saw that Levi ignored her for a long time, so she tilted her head and asked, "Mr. Levi doesn't do anything, entertain me as a guest?"

The person who was reading didn't look up, "You didn't treat yourself as a guest, why should I entertain you?"

Kuya wasn't annoyed, she used her brains, "I haven't been to the bar for a long time..."

"Troublesome woman, you have to go by yourself." The tone was still not salty, and he didn't even look at her.

"Mr. Levi, you don't dare. I'm afraid it will be like last time, getting drunk before me." Kuya spoke softly, but in an affirmative tone, which undoubtedly sounded contemptuous and mocking.

Levi finally looked up and met her eyes.Kuya blinked, and the light in her pupils flowed, and the full azure blue luster seemed to illuminate even his eyes.These eyes once again successfully provoked him.

There is a mixed bag of bars in the underground street, most of which are not up-to-date.The quality of the drinks is not high, and the sensual service is all available. It is undoubtedly a good place for gangsters to have fun with their friends.

Kua is still dressed as a man, walking side by side with Levi, passing many noisy bars.The harsh talking and laughing made her frown, "Do you usually go to these places?"

"Don't go," Levi didn't even bother to look at the bars on both sides, "Although they can't beat me, I won't go to worry about nothing."

Kuya nodded clearly, and followed Levi to the end of the underground street.There's also a bar here, separate from the din.Levi stepped in first, followed by Kuya.There weren't many people in the bar, they sat around chatting in twos and threes, and the volume was not too loud, which was quite satisfactory.

As soon as he entered, the whole bar fell silent, and everyone's eyes were cast towards the door.They couldn't believe that Levi, who has always been a loner, known as the strongest and most difficult to approach in the underground street, would actually be with someone.

Seeing this, Levi just glanced at the crowd casually, then walked to the most secluded corner and sat down.Kuya went to sit down and found that this corner was very suitable for her. It was cleverly covered without blocking the view, and there was only one scattered table here.

"Your seat?"

"clever."

"Is it you or your friend who opened it in this place?" Kuya continued reasoning.

"No, the entire street used to be almost full of bars, including this one. Later, I took a fancy to this one, and the bars next to it were withdrawn one after another."

Kuya was surprised when she heard this, "Mr. Levi really has boundless magic power."

Although the tone is praise, but the wording is really weird, it sounds strange to Levi.

The two didn't drink too much that night, and soon parted ways and went back to different places.

In the next few days, every dinner time, Kuya would show up at Levi's house on time, buy vegetables and cook, and go clubbing after dinner.As for Andrea who was still eating corn every day, Kuya had almost abandoned her, who told her to lose all her money.

On the fourth day, the two came to the bar as usual.The bartender quickly served the wine on the tray. The blue-blue liquid of the modulated tequila was strong and seductive.Unlike when the two first met, this time a slice of lemon was inserted into the rim of the wine glass, and a circle of salt was also applied.

Levi raises his glass.Under the yellow light, the face of the person opposite was a bit unreal, and the color in the eyes was exactly the same as the liquid at this moment, with some emotional waves, and he stared blankly at the streamer in the cup.

Then, he heard her whisper, "Tequila..."

But within a few seconds, she raised her head and asked him, "Do you know the most authentic way to drink this wine?"

"You know," Levi asserts, "tell me."

So Kuya smeared salt grains on the tiger's mouth, and explained while demonstrating.

The seemingly plain explanation seems to have a nostalgic tone.

Levi suddenly became interested in her affairs, what is she remembering?But he didn't ask.The two talked about other topics, and neither of them mentioned what happened just now.

After drinking dozens of glasses of spirits, they naturally chatted more, and even talked about topics that they usually avoid intentionally or unintentionally, blatantly.Levi finally couldn't help asking, "Your gendarmerie is really casual, you can ask for leave if you want."

Kuya didn't seem very happy when she heard that, she rolled his eyes at him, and said, "It's not so easy, I paid for it at the price of patrolling every day." , to find him.

Hearing this, Levi still didn't quite believe it, and said casually: "Isn't that what the Gendarmerie is like, the basic patrols are just going through the motions, I didn't expect to do such troubles."

Seeing that he didn't believe it, Kuya frowned, and said, "If you're not in the position, you won't seek politics. If it's under my control, none of them should worry about it." She actually expressed her true inner thoughts uncharacteristically.

"Oh? You are so different? This is not the path that ordinary people can take. It is not easy to correct the values ​​​​of those pigs." Levi was a little surprised. He originally thought that Kuya was at most better than ordinary military police Be more independent and behave more casually, there is not much difference in essence.Although he didn't hate Kuya, his attitude towards the military police was always disdainful.

"Hmph, then I will accept the title of extraordinary person unceremoniously." Kuya was very dissatisfied, and snorted coldly, she stared straight into his eyes and said, "I don't care about that, just follow my heart. But Even so, we must first adapt to the environment and learn how to survive here, otherwise there will be no room for development.”

Another glass of wine was in her mouth, and the spicy and mellow taste made her feel relaxed, "It's like this wine, you can only taste it if you get used to the spiciness first." Looking at the person in front of her, she suddenly thought of something, lightly pointed He knocked on the table in front of Levi and asked him, "Mr. Levi is hanging around in the underground street, shouldn't that be the reason?"

After listening to the long passage, Levi always felt that something was wrong, and this troublesome woman seemed abnormal again.

Sure enough, seeing that he didn't answer, Kuya thought he didn't believe it, so she simply stood up, "If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you." After she finished speaking, she picked up her glass and walked towards the people in the bar.

Levi didn't stop her, this woman is very powerful, if something happens, she may not be the one who suffers.In contrast, he wanted to see how she would prove that truth.

I saw Kuya walking in front of a man, put the wine glass on the table with a "boom", and said very imposingly: "Little brother, I think your wine is good, pour me a glass and have a taste!"

This woman's behavior is always so unexpected, Levi wanted to laugh a little, but found that the "little brother" that Kuya chose was Jones who harassed her that day.Unconsciously pinching the wine glass with his fingers, the smile that didn't reach the corner of his lips immediately suppressed.

When Levi was not around, Jones was also very domineering. He suddenly heard someone calling him "little brother", he immediately greeted the person with his fist, but the person just squeezed his wrist with one hand, and he was able to let him in. Neither is it a refund nor is it.

The strength on the wrist increased, and he couldn't help but recall the pain of being crushed by Levi last time.He suddenly remembered that this person seemed to have come in with Levi, and hurriedly begged for mercy, nodded and bowed and gave Kuya a whole bottle of wine.

Kuya came back victorious, showing off the spoils in Levi's hands, and proudly said to Levi, "Now you believe it."

Seeing the brilliance in her eyes, Levi slightly raised the corners of his mouth, "Ah, I believe it. Troublesome woman, we should go."

When Kuya heard this, she sat down lightly, her bright eyes wide open, as if she heard something strange, "Why are you leaving? You haven't had enough fun yet, why are you leaving?"

"Stupid woman, do you forget the access control time when you drink too much?"

The person on the opposite side was obviously taken aback, and suddenly approached his face, "Hey... Unexpectedly, Mr. Levi, who always does his own way, can remember my access control time." Levi only saw a pair of blue and blue eyes in front of him. The eyes zoom in quickly, and the beauty is fascinating.

Just a few seconds later, Kuya turned her face away again, and sat upright, "I drank too much, but I still remember the time of leave. I asked for leave at night. I just need to go back on time tomorrow morning."

It's the first time Levi has seen such a person who admits so bluntly that he drank too much, and can still remain so sane after drinking too much.

Kuya ordered Tequila again, and this time the waiter serving the drink was different from the previous one.Kuya picked up the wine glass first, and was about to drink it, but suddenly smelled the peculiar smell in the glass, "Wait, don't drink it yet." Kuya raised her hand to stop Levi, she raised her glass and looked at the light, and then After taking a sip, he immediately frowned and said, "The wine has been drugged."

This is the first time Levi has encountered such a thing.Any man with a bit of backbone would disdain to play such a small trick, so it must be a woman.Levi raised his eyes, and sure enough, he saw the woman beside Jones looking at him intentionally or unintentionally.

So he immediately got up and walked in front of the two of them.With his hands crossed over his chest, he overturned their table with a hook of his feet.

The lights in the bar were not on, and Kuya could only hear a few loud bangs.

"Bah—!"

"Boom!"

"Boom!" The people next to him couldn't see how he kicked, but when he stopped, the Joneses were lying on the ground, half dead.

And he still maintained the posture with his hands folded over his chest. "Zhu Yao, take good care of your woman. If you dare to commit another crime, I don't mind killing her and feeding her to the dogs."

The author has something to say:

After reading an analysis post, I found that the captain still talks a lot, and the captain himself said that he talked a lot...

So I added a little more lines to the captain~