[Tutorial] The so-called love and kill

Following Zetian Chi to his house, Zetian Chi shouted "Xiao Ruo, we have guests" and then a tall and very wifely girl came out.

"Ah~ Is there a guest? I didn't prepare any ingredients." A tall and beautiful woman came out.

"Hahaha~ It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoruo's cooking is delicious, I don't think I'll mind." Zetian Chi scratched the back of his head, Fan Jifeng was in a mess, everyone in Zetian's family is human, do they control their wives? .

"Sorry to bother you," Shan Ji bowed politely and said, but you can't say anything under the fence, can you?

"Ah, don't mind, it's just what do you like to eat?" the woman asked Shan Ji

Shan Ji tilted her head and said, "Except for strong and pungent flavors, that's fine."

"Really, don't be picky eaters, so we can't serve curry rice today," Ruo Zetian covered his face in worry.

"I'm sorry, because my tongue is easily irritated, is it because your vegetables are burnt?" Shan Ji smelled a strange smell and said

"Oh! Remember to speak and forgot what I cooked." Ruo Zetian ran in with a spatula.

Shan Ji twitched the corners of her mouth and thought, the people in Zetian's family like Natural Dumb, the identification is complete.

Shan Ji wanted to cry while eating rice with flavor-enhancing soup. She was moved, because in the Warring States Period, she could only eat food without seasoning.

After dinner, Sawada Ruo went to wash the dishes, while Shan Ji and Sawada Tsukuru drank tea and teased Sawada Iemitsu and said, "Sawada, I have something to tell you."

"Ah? What's the matter?" Sawada Shaku was wandering happily in the tea his wife made for him.

Shan Ji contemptuously said "I want to go to Italy"

"Huh?" Zetian Chi looked at Shan Ji puzzled.

"Chi-kun, what's the matter?" Ze Tianruo's voice came from the kitchen.

"It's nothing, Xiaoruo, you are busy with your work, why are you going to Italy?" Ze Tianruo, who was afraid of his own words, heard Ze Tianruo lower his voice in the kitchen.

"I heard that there is a mafia over there. It's fun~ If you don't agree, I will curse your family." Shan Ji stared at Sawada Chi and said.

Sawada Ruler agreed with twitching corners of his mouth.

Feeling that there is nothing interesting in Japan, Shan Ji followed Sawada Chi and left by plane. She left as soon as she arrived in Italy.

But isn't it a monster?Zetian Chi felt like crying, Shan Ji, you clearly promised not to run around.

Monsters are very sensitive to the smell of the wind. A small alley is full of blood and the smell of living people. They hide by the wall and wait for it.

That person dies, die, die, the money is mine after you die, and I can still blackmail others.

"Who?" Unexpectedly, the man was very sensitive and felt that someone was staring at him, and fired a few shots at the corner of the wall but was bounced away by the barrier, "Is there no one..."

Shan Ji looked at this person and thought, this person is really sensitive, then I... Shan Ji smiled wickedly and said, "Hey hey hey~~~Humans~~~Do you want to live~~~" That person heard The voice raised the gun again but found that the voice came from all around, "Hey hey hey~~~ Don't shoot like me~~~You can't hit me~~~I won't die because of a gun~~~ "

"Heh~ Do you want to say that you are a demon?" A gun was pointed at Shan Ji's head.

"Ah?" Shan Ji didn't expect that there was another one behind her, and being held up by a gun is no fun.

"Reborn" was shouted by the person in Shan Ji Keng.

Allie?That ghost teacher?So I'm amusing this person is?Shan Ji was stunned.

"Are you alright, Colonello?" Reborn asked.

When Shan Ji saw that he was the first to care about Colonello, she thought, sure enough, they are friends for a lifetime.

When Colonello saw that he was here, he didn't want to worry him, so he said, "No, I just got hurt."

"This kind of injury is a minor injury to me. I don't think you can heal it without taking care of it for three months.

"Okay," Shan Ji said coldly, and at the same time watched Colonello smack her lips, tsk tsk~ three sternums were broken and her left hand was dislocated, plus a lot of bleeding, it's not bad to live till now.

"This lady understands it very well." Of course I understand, I learned from the monsters of plants and trees in order to avoid cultivation, and the past is too painful to look back~.

"Can you let me go? Do you think it's okay for a gentleman to treat a girl like this?" Shan Ji glanced at Reborn and said

"I don't think you're an ordinary girl." Reborn put his arms around Colonello on the ground, "Come on, if you run away

I'll kill you next time I see you, understand? "

Shan Ji pursed her lips and said gloatingly, "Hey~~~ I don't think you can go out just because of this smell~ tsk tsk~ there are dozens of people here~" Reborn frowned

Colonello said, "reborn, take this lady away,"

Reborn ignored Colonello and said to Shan Ji, "You take Colonello with you. If I see his body, then please go to Santuchuan for a swim."

Ghost animals are indeed ghost animals, Shan Ji smiled and waved her hands and said, "As a gentleman, you should know

It is said that girls are clean freaks, nah!I opened the barrier, but the time is only 1 minute~~~"

"3 minutes, you can't just

There is a little time." Reborn pointed the gun at Shan Ji's head again.

Yeah~ I forgot that he has mind-reading skills, oops~~~ What a mistake, the one appointed by Shan Ji opened the barrier and followed Reborn.

"You come to heal him." Reborn pointed the gun at Shan Ji's head.

"If you don't have herbs~~~ I'm an attack series monster, not a herb monster," Tan Tanshou signaled his helplessness.

"Then please take a trip to Santu River, Miss" the sound of the bullet being loaded

Shan Ji laughed, "Do you think your gun can break my barrier?"

"How do you know if you don't try?" Reborn smiled but there was no warmth at all.

Shan Ji rolled her eyes, "It's better to find a doctor if you threaten me here."

"This place has been controlled by them for a long time." Reborn watched Shan Ji stand up swaggeringly and did not stop her.

"Then I can't help it, really~~~ You've been squatting in the corner since you came in, aren't you tired?" Shan Ji glanced at the corner and said in a slightly unhappy mood.

"Hmph! How did you see me?" A figure slowly appeared in the corner.

Allie?With a purple cloak and hat, Shan Ji stared blankly at the man and said, "I didn't see it~~~ It's just that no matter how hard you hide the smell, you can't?"

"Cut! Monster" the man turned his head away.

So cute~~~The Tsundere attribute is also~~~ Fan Ji's eyes instantly turned into stars, and her brother is also Tsundere and not so cute, besides, I don't dare to be cute~ A poisonous claw is not dead and half disabled at home.

'Pengpeng' took two shots, the first shot hit the second shot but missed, Shan Ji looked at her clothes and looked at reborn resentfully, "What are you doing! Although I said I couldn't get in, it was the hair on my father's tail. It’s done, what should I do if it’s scratched due to the warmth in winter and the coolness in summer!”

"You're thinking wildly, you seem to know me very well, ah, no, it should be about us," Reborn would have killed Shan Ji long ago if he didn't think that such a person could not be an undercover agent.

"Hehehe~~~Because I'm a monster, that's right! I have this to heal my wounds!" Shan Ji didn't know that reborn had murderous intentions for her, so she started looking for things, and found a wooden box after searching for a long time, "Ahaha ! What a genius I am!"

"What is this?" Reborn was a little worried, and when he opened the box, there were only a few black beads the size of red beans

"This is made from the hearts of little monsters such as the hundred-eyed monster and the hundred-legged demon queen, by the way! There are also kidneys and the like, which are very nourishing for humans~~~ Don't look at him like this, it actually melts in the mouth , Eat this for seven days instead of three days! O(∩_∩)O~" Shan Ji said holding the beads.

Colonello looked at the beads in horror, and looked at Reborn, who was approaching Shan Ji little by little, asking for help. Reborn turned his head and ignored it. After all, this monster would not lie to him, she thought so of.

"No, no, no, I'll be fine for a few months." Colonello waved his hand and said, he didn't want to eat such a horrible thing.

"How can I do that! Don't underestimate those little monsters~ Do you want to eat my kidney? It's also possible, but I'm afraid you won't be able to bear my monster power." Shan Ji said with a face of enlightenment.

"No...you misunderstood." Colonello, who couldn't move, watched the pill enter his mouth and turned into petrification, but it really melted in the mouth as Shan Ji said. The poisonous snake felt too disgusting when he saw this scene, so leave.

"How is it? Does it taste good? Does it still have a sweet herbal smell?" Shan Ji looked at Colonello and said.

Colonello nodded, "Isn't this some kind of monster's internal organs?"

No, it's internal organs, that's what she said in her heart, reborn thought to herself, Shan Ji had already said, "Yes~ just bring some herbal monster's kidneys, O(∩_∩)O"

Devil, this must be a devil, Colonello fainted due to excessive blood loss and stimulation.

Shan Ji looked at the fainted Colonello and said, "Ah Lie? Fell asleep so soon? O(∩_∩)O"

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Well~ re-edited