[Tutorial] The so-called love and kill

Shan Ji burst into tears while eating spaghetti, Xiao Ruo, dear Xiao Ruo~where are you~?I want to eat your cooking~ the pasta is not to my taste at all.

"Shut up," Reborn was disturbed by Shan Ji's inner thoughts, and looked resentfully at Reborn with his face still in his mouth, "Don't let me see this fool again." Reborn raised his gun and pointed it at Shan Ji's forehead.

Shan Ji bit off the noodles and swallowed them, saying, "I'm not stupid! Spaghetti doesn't taste good at all."

"There's no sushi here." Reborn put away his gun and drank his coffee.

"I don't like sushi, I want to eat Chinese food, Chinese food! I also know that you have never eaten it." Shan Ji put down the spaghetti in her hand and took out her fan and said to herself, "Hehehe~ I don't know that guy Zetian Didn't look for me, poisonous snake ~ let's gamble"

That time Colonelo didn't wake up after taking the pill, Shan Ji said it was a side effect, just slept for three days and three nights and stayed here for two days before I realized that this was the entrusted place, no one dared to do it here, so it was very difficult It's safe, today is the last day, and the poisonous snake just stays here for nothing, Shan Ji thinks she's bored, so she bets money with the poisonous snake.

"I want to gamble and go to the casino." The poisonous snake said angrily. Every time I gamble, I lose. Who told Shan Ji to use black magic?

"Yada~ There are too many people and it smells too bad~ Don't be so arrogant~" Shan Ji said coquettishly rolling.

"Cut! I still have a task." Viper cast a glance at Shan Ji and said.

Shan Ji propped her chin and watched the poisonous snake go to the bar to pick up the quest, thinking that if she was so bored, she should also take the quest to make some money, but wouldn't it be better to just kill a family if she made money? "Reborn, do you know how much money that family has?" He quietly approached and whispered.

"You want to be a killer?" Reborn glanced at Shan Ji and asked

"No~ I think it would be better to kill that family directly, or I'll steal his land deed and sell it," Shan Ji said solemnly as she straightened her posture.

"Be careful of being hunted down," Reborn replied indifferently as he read the newspaper.

"My clothes are so easy to break? Normal human attacks are ineffective against it, and as long as I set up an enchantment, they will

I can't see it anymore." Shan Ji smiled and thought about her grand plans.

"Do you think that the small family's wealth will not be divided up by other families?" The poisonous snake came over and said without receiving a satisfactory task.

"The small family doesn't have the money to find a middle-level family, poisonous snake, you go with me," Shan Ji said with her head tilted.

"No" Viper directly vetoed it without even thinking about it

"Six to four, I to six, you to four." Shan Ji waved her hand in front of the poisonous snake.

The poisonous snake did not speak and vetoed it by default.

"Six or four points plus what you lost before will be returned to you," Shan Ji said after a moment of silence.

The poisonous snake forgot to take a look at Shan Ji and said, "Fifty-five cents plus the previous money,"

Shan Ji bit her finger and thought for a while, clapping her hands with her fan, "Okay, but all the title deeds belong to me,"

"It doesn't matter," Viper only wanted money, and the money for this ticket was enough to do several missions by herself, and she was responsible for the accident.

"Why do you want the title deed?" Reborn didn't understand Shan Ji's actions.

"The land deeds are worthless now, but they won't necessarily be in the future. Although no one knows what will happen in the future, the land deeds of those families must be a good place. I want to divide them up. By the way, their underground business Do you want a reborn with evidence?" Shan Ji looked at reborn ignorantly.

"What do I want this for?"

"Then I'll give it to Colonello, so will he be promoted?" Shan Ji thought about this with a smile.

Colonello will not be promoted, he will be inspected. Although Reborn thought so, he didn't make a sound. Of course, the poisonous snake knew what would happen if the evidence was in the hands of Colonello, but he didn't make a sound and just glanced at Reborn.

At night, the poisonous snake took Shan Ji with her. On the roof, the poisonous snake gave Shan Ji a piece of paper with a map on it. Shan Ji said bitterly, "Are you bullying me? I don't know the location even if you give me a map."

The poisonous snake took back the map silently and left without saying anything, using illusion. Shan Ji opened the barrier on the chandelier and looked at the patrolling guards below, smiled and took out a pack of medicine powder, so the guards turned into mummy without screaming. Jumped down, retracted the barrier, opened the fan to cover half of the face, "My lovely necromancer has been sleeping, but he will catch a cold~"

All the dead guards slowly stood up and picked up the weapons around them as if nothing had happened, and they turned from mummies into flesh and blood people, but the dead air on the brows was not included.

Shan Ji’s fan is made of the sternum of the dog general, the beads leading to the underworld, and the soul of the monster guarding the gate of the underworld. This kind of fan can not only resurrect the dead, but also control the dead. The controlled corpse will return. The appearance of ordinary people, when Shan Ji stalked Bao Xiangui and finally let General Quan go out to get the beads leading to the underworld, and the guards were sent by Shan Ji to find General Quan to have natural teeth, the past is unbearable. , Shan Ji wiped her tears.

He signaled to leave one guard and the other guards went separately to attack the living. The guard took Shan Ji to the study, and the poisonous snake had already arrived. "Hey! Did the poisonous snake find the title deed?" Shan Ji shook her fan

"Well, there are several warehouses, the land deed you want and the evidence of underground sales." The poisonous snake handed the things to Shan Ji.

Shan Ji took the title deed and key from Viper's hand, then put her hand through Viper's chest and said, "Don't think that knowing magic is omnipotent~"

"kufufufu~~~How do you recognize me~? I think I have no flaws." The 'poisonous snake' on the ground disappeared, and there was a person sitting on an empty table.

"Your illusion is very good, I admit it, I didn't recognize you and I admit it, but what~ no matter how it looks, there is always a difference in taste," Shan Ji waved the title deed in her hand, "This thing is real, and the poison on it is also Really, but why didn't I fall~? It's really troublesome~~~" Shan Ji put down the land deed in her hand and put her hand on her forehead, pretending to be troubled.

"Kufufufu, yeah~ why didn't you pour it~? This is the amount that poisons a whale~" The other party also pretended to be troubled.

"Because my poison is a hundred times more poisonous than it~" Shan Ji said with a smile

"Really ~ it's really interesting ~ kufufufu" said the people on the table slowly blurred and disappeared.

At this time, the poisonous snake came over and stood behind Shan Ji and said "don't kill him"

"I'm not my elder brother. If I'm tricked, I have to return it. The poisonous snake~~~ I'm poisoned~~~ My head is so dizzy~~~" Shan Ji wobbled like a poisonous snake but was dodged and fell to the ground .

"Is it fun to pretend?" The poisonous snake kicked Shan Ji on the ground.

Shan Ji pursed her lips and raised the key and title deed in her hand to look at the backlight, "It's really cruel~~~ Letting you hug it won't make you lose weight~"

After Colonello woke up, a face appeared in front of him, so frightened that he almost fainted again.

"Clonio feeling is not the whole body

Shu Chang is like beep~beep~" Shan Ji asked with eyes begging for admiration.

Colonello twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Miss, why do I move when you are so close, and girls don't say such things like beep~beep~"

Shan Ji sat down and took a bite of an apple and said, "Why can't you say beep~beep~? I'm just making an analogy. Does your whole body feel as comfortable as after beep~beep~?"

Shan Ji ignored Cole Nello's words and asked again, but Cole Nello didn't reply, and Shan Ji had an extra gun in the back of her head

"If you say something like that again, I'll send you to Sanzu River for a swim."

"I'm not a fish so I don't like swimming ~ so reborn is the most annoying

~Tears in parentheses" He took a bite of an apple expressionlessly and complained.

Reborn ignored Shan Ji and handed Colonello a takeaway, Shan Ji smelled the smell and ran to the window to vomit

"Miss, what's the matter with you?" Colonello took the lunch box and asked in confusion.

Shan Ji pointed to the takeaway and continued to vomit, "She doesn't like pasta," Reborn said with a smile on his lips.

The bastard reborn actually put celery, Shan Ji cursed in her heart.Shan Ji vomits when she smells celery, and the dog monster has a keen sense of smell and can smell it through the package, but just now there is an apple next to her nose and she didn't smell it. Together, Shan Ji jumped out of the window and left

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