[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the night was still. Little Tang Seng lifted the quilt and got off the bed lightly.

The senior and junior fellow living in the same room were still asleep, he opened the door and slipped out of the opened door like a nimble fish.

Tang Monk trotted all the way, used a wall-penetrating technique, and sneaked out of the temple.

Near Jinshan Temple, there is a Nezha temple. He sneaked into Nezha's temple and bowed his hands to the golden statue of Nezha.

"General Nezha, please send a message for me, I want to see Yang Jian!"

Nezha was in seclusion at this time, and he was surprised to hear Tang Seng's words.It stands to reason that when he did not listen to the wishes of the believers, the voices of the believers would not reach his ears.And this believer is very strange, why did he go to his temple to find Yang Jian?

Nezha felt curious in his heart, so he directly appeared in the temple to see who wanted to see Yang Jian.

Tang Seng was sneaking around in the temple, and Nezha's true spirit was attached to the statue. Seeing him like this, he couldn't help but said, "You child, why are you hanging around here at night if you don't sleep?"

Tang Seng ran over and asked, "Where's Yang Jian?"

"What do you want Yang Jian to do?"

Tang Seng stamped his feet, "I am Qiao Yu! If there is no Erlang Temple nearby, do you think I would come to you? I am a monk now, and there is a sectarian dispute between us, okay?"

Nezha whispered, "Brother Yang knows how to hang out with you all day long, his temples are not as many as mine!"

He told Tang Seng, "Wait a minute, I'll call Brother Yang right away."

Nezha went back to the sky again, and Tang Seng hid behind the statue so that no one could see him.After a while, both Yang Jian and Nezha appeared in the temple.

Yang Jian shouted: "Qiao Yu!"

Qiao Yu jumped out from behind the statue, "I'm here!"

"What's the matter? You called me here in a hurry."

Qiao Yu said: "I am a monk, and my Dharma name is Xuanzang."

Hearing this Dharma name, Yang Jian understood everything.He sneered, "Oh! They really have a good plan."

Nezha was confused, "Brother Yang, Brother Qiao, what are you talking about? Is someone plotting against you? I'll beat them up for you!"

Qiao Yu didn't tell him, "Kids, why do you know so much? Go back to the sky! Don't worry about me and Brother Yang!"

Nezha pursed his lips, "I've grown up a long time ago!" He looked Tang Seng up and down a few times, "It's you, brother Qiao! You're a child now!"

He stretched out his hand and gestured, "Look, your head has just reached my waist!" He touched Qiao Yu's head again, "Oh! You're still a little bald head! Little monk!"

Qiao Yu bared his teeth at him, "Boy, do you want to die?"

Nezha withdrew his hand and said very obediently: "Brother Qiao, you and Brother Yang express your heartfelt feelings. I have something else to do. See you later!"

After speaking, his body turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared.

The Nezha brand light bulb left, and Yang Jian took Qiao Yu's hand to send him back to the monastery.

Qiao Yu reluctantly walked out, "Let's not go back, I have to find out who sold me to the West!"

Yang Jian said: "It's more convenient for me to go to heaven to check these. Now you should go back to sleep."

Qiao Yu snorted coldly, "I'm so angry that I can't sleep!"

Yang Jian said lightly: "Sleep if you can't sleep, go to bed early and get up early to grow taller."

Qiao Yu: "I've been sold out, do I still care about my height?"

Yang Jian asked back: "Do you want to be laughed at by Nezha in the future?"

"..." Qiao Yu waved his hands in disappointment, "Go back to sleep!"

Yang Jian sent Qiao Yu back to the temple. Before entering the door, Yang Jian said to Qiao Yu: "I will investigate carefully about your descent to the mortal world. By the way, I will send Xiaotian Dog down to accompany you in two days."

Qiao Yu said: "You don't need to let the Xiaotian dog accompany me, I am safe in the temple. I guess this is because the gods in the sky don't want me to control them, so they deliberately got me down, just in time. Selling the West a favor."

Yang Jian's face was still very ugly, "If you need help with something, just talk directly. It's disgusting to have to do this without telling others."

Qiao Yu went over and hugged Yang Jian's waist, "Okay! Alright! Don't be angry! Am I doing well? Eat and sleep obediently every day to grow taller!"

Only then did Yang Jian smile. He touched Qiao Yu's bald head, "Okay! We're not angry anymore, let's go back to sleep!"

Qiao Yu waved goodbye to him, gently opened the door, and went back to the meditation room to continue sleeping.

Seeing Qiao Yu enter the room, the smile on Yang Jian's face also disappeared.

He returned to the Heavenly Court with a cold face, and the first thing he did was to let Xiao Tiangou go down to protect Qiao Yu.The second thing is to confront the Jade Emperor face to face.

Because of Yao Ji's matter, Yang Jian's attitude towards the Jade Emperor has always been that he can go far and never take a step closer.But the Jade Emperor was more tolerant of Yang Jian, and he could almost agree to Yang Jian's request, as if to make up for the past.Yang Jian didn't ask others, but asked Jade Emperor directly, because he knew that Jade Emperor might have something to hide from him, but he would not lie to him!

Yang Jian came to the Lingxiao Palace with a cold face, and the Jade Emperor guessed from his expression that he had some private matters to discuss, so he immediately kicked out everyone who had nothing to do with it.

"What happened?" Jade Emperor asked.

Yang Jian asked directly: "Why did you send Qiao Yu down?"

The Jade Emperor was very puzzled, "Why did you suddenly think of asking this? When he first came down to earth, you didn't object?"

Yang Jian ignored Jade Emperor's question, and continued to ask, "What are you and Xixi going to do?"

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor knew that Yang Jian had misunderstood, so he quickly passed the blame to others, "You and Qiao Yu are in love all day long in the sky, and all the immortals can't stand it, so they discussed with Manjusri Bodhisattva to let Qiao Yu go down to earth. By the way, let him fuck Sun Wukong."

Yang Jian:……

After a while, he said with some difficulty: "Do you think I will believe it?"

The Jade Emperor said: "You can ask the Holy Mother of Golden Light, she has always been daring."

Yang Jian left the Lingxiao Palace with a cold face, still complaining about the Jade Emperor in his heart.The Jade Emperor is obviously shirking responsibility, and the Holy Mother of the Golden Light can only think about it. Wasn't the Jade Emperor's final decree?

When I came to the Personnel Department, the Holy Mother of the Golden Light was reading a book about the human world in the main hall of the office.

Yang Jian stood in front of her, "Holy Mother, is it your idea for Qiao Yu to go down to earth?"

Our Lady of Golden Light shared the responsibility, "Besides me, there are Kong Xuan, Taishang Laojun, and Taibai Jinxing."

Yang Jian asked, "Why did you do this?"

Before the Holy Mother of Golden Light had time to speak, Kong Xuan came over and said, "What else could be the reason? You two are so sticky every day, we've already gotten tired of watching it! You still don't want us to be clean!"

Yang Jian asked, "Is it that simple?"

Kong Xuan nodded, "That's it! Why else?"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light had a kind smirk on her face, "Yang Jian, please be considerate. After all, Kong Xuan is so old and still doesn't have a partner! It's inevitable that he will feel a little distorted!"

Kong Xuan roared: "It seems that you have a partner, you still have the nerve to laugh at me!"

Our Lady of Golden Light said coolly: "Why am I embarrassed? I don't want to find a partner, because I'm surrounded by trash like you."

Kong Xuan was so angry that his hair was going to explode, "Who is trash? We have to do one today!"

"Do you think I'm afraid of you? Go! Go to the martial arts field!"

Our Lady of Golden Light quarreled with Kong Xuan, and Yang Jian said coldly: "No one is allowed to go! I want to go down to earth to accompany Qiao Yu, and I will leave all the affairs of the personnel department to you. Work hard, and Minister Qiao will check when he comes back. "

After saying this, Yang Jian left.

Our Lady of Golden Light sighed: "If I knew this would happen, I might as well have left Qiao Yu behind."

Kong Xuan also shook his head, "I made a mistake..."

After Yang Jian went down to earth, he changed into silk and satin clothes, and bought a big house near the temple where Tang Seng practiced.

One day, Tang Seng was sweeping the ground in the temple with a small broom, and Xiao Tiangou lay beside him.Yang Jian stood beside him in a moon-white satin dress.

Tang Seng became addicted to drama, he raised his head and looked at Yang Jian innocently and cutely, "Benefactor, are you here to offer incense?"

Yang Jian smiled and nodded, "Yes! I donated a large amount of sesame oil money to Buddha and Bodhisattva!"

Tang Seng leaned over and whispered to Yang Jian: "The benefactor is so rich, why don't you give it to me directly. I am obedient, cute, can chant scriptures, and can warm the bed."

Yang Jian couldn't stop laughing, he held back his smile and said, "You asked me to support you!"

"That's right! That's right! Come and support me! It's definitely worth the money!"

"Xuanzang, what are you talking to the guests?" Xuanzang's master, Monk Faming, came over and asked.

Xuanzang quickly put away his smile, clasped his hands together and said to Master, "Master, I am discussing Buddhist principles with this benefactor."

Monk Faming smiled and said, "You! You can fall asleep during morning and evening classes. Can you remember a few lines of Buddhist scriptures?"

Xuanzang smiled shyly, and Yang Jian stroked Xuanzang's little bald head, "Master, the kid! He doesn't grow up, but this kid is really cute. When I saw him, I fell in love with him."

Monk Faming just smiled, and said to Xuanzang, "Don't be lazy, the steps outside have not been swept yet! Hurry up and sweep the floor!"

Xuanzang nodded obediently, "Yes, Master, I'll go right away."

After Xuanzang left, Monk Faming said to Yang Jian: "Benefactor Yang, since you have found a good relationship with this child, can you help him?"

Yang Jian asked: "Master, if you have any difficulties, just tell me. If you can help, I will definitely help!"

Monk Faming talked about Xuanzang's life experience with Yang Jian, and he sighed: "That thief took the place of the governor of Jiangzhou. We are just monks. Confronting him is like striking a stone with a pebble, and using a mantis' arm as a cart! Benefactor Yang is handsome and well-dressed. Nobility, do you know anyone in court? Can you help Xuanzang avenge this great revenge?"

Yang Jian thought for a while and said, "Thanks to Master's trust, I will ask someone to go to Chang'an City to inquire about it."

Monk Faming clasped his hands together and gave Yang Jian a big gift, "Thank you, benefactor."

Yang Jian said: "Elder, you don't have to be polite, this is what I should do."

Yang Jian had heard about Tang Seng's life experience, and he felt that these were trivial matters, so he directly entrusted Tang Seng's grandfather Yin Kaishan with a dream, asking him to find a way to save Miss Yin.

Yin Kaishan was very fast. He led his troops to surround the Jiangzhou government office, rescued Miss Yin, and made Miss Yin and Tang Seng's mother and son recognize each other.

The story has been an ordinary revenge story up to here, but then it becomes a fantasy style.

Tang Seng's father, Chen Guangrui, is alive!

Young and handsome, after so many years in the water, his skin is obviously better than Miss Yin's.

Tang Seng recognized his father with a fake smile on his face, and when he finally found the opportunity, he grabbed Yang Jian by the collar and asked, "Why is Chen Guangrui still alive? Why is he still alive?"

Yang Jian told him to calm down, "Maybe it's the Dragon King's fault. Chen Guangrui's lifespan is still there, and it's normal that the underworld can't capture his soul. The Dragon King uses Ding Yanzhu to preserve Chen Guangrui's body. When the time comes, he will teach Chen Guangrui resurrection."

Tang Seng smiled ferociously, and he clenched his fists and said, "Dragon King? Good job, dare to use his position to disrupt the life and death of ordinary people. He is finished, his bonus, vacation and benefits are all gone!"

Yang Jian patted him on the shoulder, "Calm down. You are a young monk now, not the head of the personnel department of the heaven. Besides, Chen Guangrui is your father. He has come back to life, so you should be happy!"

Tang Seng sneered: "Why am I happy? After I met Miss Yin and Yin Kaishan, I followed them to Chang'an. Look at this Huasheng Temple, except that it is bigger and has more monks. Where is Jinshan Temple? Now morning and evening classes can't be lazy and sleep! The abbot is always staring at me!"

"You are a monk now, and you should have both morning and evening classes."

Tang Seng: "Oh! Man! You don't cherish it when you get it! What good does it do you for me to be a monk?"

Yang Jian shrugged, "You don't have to be a monk, as long as you are willing to go back to study, become an official, and inherit the family business!"

Tang Seng pondered for a moment, "...I'd better be a monk!"

Yang Jian: Is it better to recite scriptures than to inherit the family business?

Since then, in order not to inherit the family business, Tang Seng began to study various Buddhist classics hard.He also often went home to visit his parents and grandfather. Under his consolation, Miss Yin did not commit suicide, but she and Chen Guangrui did not become a harmonious couple in the end.

A few years later, Tang Seng grew up, and the name of Master Xuanzang spread throughout Chang'an.The emperor of the Tang Dynasty didn't know what was going on, so he suddenly wanted to hold a water and land meeting on July 49, and asked Xuanzang to preside over it by name.

On the day of the Dharma conference, it was really loud with drums and drums, and red flags were flying.The Emperor of the Tang Dynasty came to Huasheng Temple to listen to lectures with his attendants and relatives.Tang Seng sat on the high platform and followed the normal procedure to recite a section of Buddhist scriptures.

What he was memorizing was Qiqi, when an old monk suddenly shouted: "Then monk, I think you only know Hinayana Buddhism, do you know Mahayana Buddhism?"

Tang Seng stopped, and he saw that although the old monk was dressed ugly, he was surrounded by aura of auspiciousness, and he knew his identity was strange at a glance.

He smiled and asked, "What advice does this old Zen master have?"

The old monk boasted about the benefits of Mahayana Buddhism, and Tang Seng yawned a lot when he heard half of it.The young monk next to the old monk scolded: "You are so rude! My master is telling you the beauty of Mahayana Buddhism, why do you make such an arrogant image!"

Tang Seng rolled his eyes, "Didn't you master and apprentice interrupt me when I was reciting the book?"

He turned his head and said to the old monk: "Bodhisattva, I came down to experience life, not to preach for your Buddhist school. You stay here! If you keep nagging, I will return to vulgarity!"