[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng, Yang Jian and Sun Wukong continued to move forward.Seeing that it was getting dark, Tang Seng looked at the weather and terrain, and chose a place for Monkey King to pitch a tent.

Yang Jian lit a bonfire to boil water, Tang Seng took out flour, rolled it into noodles, and put it into the pot.When the noodles were almost cooked, Tang Seng called Monkey King to come over for dinner.

"Stop working, come and eat!"

Sun Wukong put down his work, washed his hands, and sat by the campfire.

Tang Seng filled a bowl of noodles, and scooped out two spoonfuls of sauce from another small earthen pot and put them on top.

"Here! Just stir it and you're ready to eat."

Sun Wukong mixed the noodles well, rolled up two noodles with chopsticks in his hand and stuffed them into his mouth.

The sauce is a bit salty, and there is a umami taste of mushrooms. The noodles are firm and smooth, and it tastes great when paired with the mushroom sauce.

Monkey King instigated the noodles and narrowed his eyes happily.

Tang Seng walked around the tent with a bowl in his hand, "The tent is well built! What are your three shelves for?"

Chewing the noodles in his mouth, Monkey King replied vaguely: "That's the bed for the three of us, and it hasn't been finished yet!"

Tang Seng nodded, "Carpentry is not bad."

After eating a bowl, Monkey King clumsily clutched his chopsticks and wanted to grab another bowl of noodles for himself.At this moment, a group of bandits rushed out, and the leader threw a big wooden stick and overturned the noodle pot.

Sun Wukong clicked and broke the chopsticks. He gritted his teeth and said, "You are courting death!"

Tang Seng held a bowl and said coolly: "Good disciples, go influence them."

Sun Wukong imitated Yang Jian's previous appearance and showed murderous aura towards the group of bandits. Unfortunately, those bandits only felt the coldness on their backs, and did not feel Sun Wukong's killing intent at all.Therefore, compared with animals, people are too vigilant!

The bandit leader is not tall, but he is very big, like a big black rock.Holding the knife, he tried his best to ignore the cold air behind him, and said loudly: "You gang of bald monks, you have left your house as a horse, my lord can spare you!"

Tang Seng is not happy, he is a little bald, but Yang Jian's shiny black hair is still there!He pointed at the leader with his chopsticks and said, "Hey hey hey! How do you talk? You have to be polite, do you understand?"

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "Master, you don't need to talk to them! I'll send them to hell today!"

Monkey King threw out his job and smashed it on the leader's head.The boss was smashed to the point of bleeding, and the earthenware rice bowl was also smashed to pieces.

Sun Wukong transformed into a golden cudgel, jumped in front of the group of bandits and beat them down fiercely.Yang Jian took out a three-pronged two-edged knife to hold the golden cudgel.

"Yang, what are you doing?" Sun Wukong asked.

Tang Seng said leisurely from behind: "He wants you to calm down and influence these bandits."

He walked up to Monkey King and stood still, "You are a monk now, you must be a vegetarian, you must not kill, and you must obey the monk's various precepts. It's just a bunch of bandits. What are you doing with your weapons? Overkill! Exercise your communication skills and say A few words can influence them!"

Sun Wukong said impatiently: "Okay! You are the master, and everything you say makes sense! Come here! Come here!"

Tang Seng handed him the noodle bowl, "Hold it."

He walked up to the group of bandits and said with his hands behind his back: "All benefactors, it is fate to meet each other. The poor monk came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. Please leave your weapons and all valuable items , to contribute to the great cause of learning from the scriptures. I believe that the Buddha will remember your good deeds and alleviate your karma."

The bandits have been robbing houses for so many years, but this is the first time they have seen such a person who is not afraid of anything and wants to rob them in turn.

The boss covered the wound on his forehead and cursed: "You crazy monks! Originally, I could spare your dog's life, but now...you just suffer!"

A group of bandits hacked at Tang Seng and the three of them. Tang Seng stood at the front, and he greeted them with clenched fists and bare hands.

Tang Seng's body moved nimbly between the long knives, with a pair of fists, punching to the flesh, beating the bandits without any power to fight back!But in a few breaths, the bandits who were still arrogant just now were knocked down to the ground, clutching their stomachs or calves and crying continuously.

Tang Seng waved to Sun Wukong, "Come here, tie them up! I will teach you a scripture later, and you will learn to recite it to them to eliminate their hostility."

Monkey King returned the bowl to Tang Seng, Tang Seng looked at the empty rice bowl and couldn't help asking: "I remember I still have half a bowl of noodles left?"

While tying people up with ropes, Monkey King took the time to say, "I ate the noodles."

Tang Seng snorted coldly, "You don't respect the teacher at all! I won't have your meal tomorrow!"

After all the bandits were tied up, Monkey King searched out all the belongings of the bandits without Tang Seng's teaching.

Tang Seng looked at the scattered silver on the ground and felt a little more relieved. He said to Monkey King: "Well done, these are charitable funds. We can use the money to do something more meaningful. Now, as a teacher, we must pass on the money. You have a scripture, you have to study it carefully.”

Yang Jian handed over a futon, Tang Seng straightened his expression, sat on the futon and began to read scriptures.He spoke clearly, his voice was up and down, and his tone was like singing, with rhythm and rhythm.

Monkey King has a good memory, so he repeated it immediately after listening.

Tang Seng nodded, "I learned it very well." He pointed to the bandits, "Read it carefully to the benefactors, to eliminate their hostility, and it is best to convert them to Buddhism."

Monkey King sat on the futon and began to recite the scriptures. His tone was very gentle, neither fast nor slow, and he wanted to doze off after listening.Tang Seng picked up a small wooden stick casually, and his eyes wandered around the group of bandits, knocking on anyone who was sleepy.

After reading this scripture for a day and a night, all the bandits sat there obediently listening to Monkey King chanting scriptures without eating, drinking or sleeping.

These bandits couldn't take it anymore, they cried and apologized, and promised not to do bad things again.But the ruthless Tang Seng doesn't care about their feelings at all, and he sees who is the most yelling, and he will be violent.

One day and one night passed, and this scripture was recited by Monkey King countless times.When Tang Seng said that it would be enough to read this far, not only the bandits cried with emotion, but even Monkey King heaved a sigh of relief.

After letting the bandits go, Monkey King asked Tang Seng: "Aren't you afraid that they will continue to do robbery if you let them go?"

Tang Seng shrugged, "The life and death of ordinary people is doomed since they were born. If someone really dies at the hands of these bandits in the future, we can only blame them for their bad fate."

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Monkey King frowned.Yang Jian walked up to him and said, "Don't worry, those bandits won't do evil anymore. That scripture was tampered with, and you read it all day and night, which exhausted those bandits physically and mentally. If they still want to do something bad, their hearts will be boundless." It's not very pleasant to repeat the calm tone of your chanting."

Sun Wukong was stunned, he muttered in a low voice: "The mouth is hard, but the heart is soft."

It was getting late at this time, Sun Wukong made the three beds, and the three of them slept in the tent overnight, and continued on the road early the next morning.

On the road, Monkey King led the white horse, while Tang Seng and Yang Jian walked slowly in front.

Tang Seng pointed to the wild vegetables on the side of the road and taught Sun Wukong, "Did you see this? After eating it, it's good to wash it and eat it raw with sauce."

Sun Wukong asked: "Shouldn't we dig some?"

"No, didn't I say it? I won't give you food for two days!"

Monkey King pouted, "Stingy!"

A few people chatted and came to Shepan Mountain. The road on this mountain is rugged and there are many cliffs.The three of them walked for a long time, turned a big bend, and came to the edge of a deep pool.

The water waves in this deep pool are extremely clear, and the reflection of the figure on the water surface is much clearer than that seen in a mirror.Tang Seng said: "The water here is really clear, let's take some water with us, so as not to miss the source of water on the road."

Sun Wukong unpacked his luggage and took out the empty water bag. Tang Seng and Yang Jian each took a water bag, and the three of them squatted by the water with their buttocks pouted to fill it.

The white horse standing on the bank was pacing back and forth anxiously. Tang Seng frowned and said, "Are there any beasts around here? Why is this horse so anxious?"

As soon as the words were finished, there was a loud bang, and a white dragon rushed out from the deep pool. Tang Seng and others were squatting on the bank, suddenly being splashed with water.When the mist cleared, Tang Seng looked back, "The horse is gone..."

Sun Wu said: "Master, I have some friendship with the third prince of Donghai Dragon, and my golden cudgel was given by the third prince! I also know a few of these aquariums. You wait here! I will go and get that daring little dragon Get it out!"

Sun Wukong enlarged the golden cudgel, stretched it into the deep pool and stirred it vigorously.Stir a pool of clear water into yellow mud soup.

After a while, a white dragon rushed out of the deep pool and fought with Monkey King.

Monkey King shouted: "I am Monkey King, and I have some friendship with the third prince of the Dragon of the East China Sea. Whose little dragon are you? Why are you acting wild here?"

Bai Long stopped, "Oh! You are my cousin's friend! Sorry, I ate your horse, but I can't spit it out now...how about I pay you some pearls?"

Sun Wukong shook his head, "What do I want your pearl for? Why do you live here? You don't act like a dragon, but like a monster!"

Bailong turned into a human form and said to Monkey King: "It's a long story, why don't you go into the water with your friends and sit where I'm staying?"

Tang Seng shouted: "Benefactor, you might as well come down, we can just talk outside."

Yang Jian took out some snacks such as crispy soybeans and dried tofu, and Xiao Bailong gnawed on the dried tofu and said with a sad face: "I am the third prince of Yulong, the Dragon King of the West Sea, so my father found an errand for me in the heavenly court. But I am a lazy person, and I only want to do things without merit. Every time the personnel department evaluates me as excellent, I will not be evaluated. But my father is more eager for quick success. He said that he asked someone to send me to the heaven at that time because he hoped that I would win glory for Xihai!"

He sighed, "Why am I fighting for glory! Isn't it good to live quietly? Later, my father couldn't take it anymore. He said that since you don't work hard, come back and marry a wife to carry on the family! I don't want to carry on the family either! I don't like that woman! I burned the wedding room in a fit of anger and escaped from the house. This is miserable. I angered my father. He didn't know how to tell Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva. If one of the pearls he bestowed was broken, I would be beaten and killed. The Bodhisattva saved me and arranged me here. From this point of view, the three of them are in collusion, and I can see it!"

Sun Wukong asked: "My dear brother, what are you going to do?"

The third prince of Yulong said: "The Bodhisattva said, let me be the disciple of the sutra learner and escort him to the west to learn the sutras. If I don't do it, it will be very tiring to hear. There are so many demons and ghosts on the way to learn the sutras. Don't I want to help fight. I think this work is too tiring, and the Bodhisattva seemed quite speechless. He asked me again, is it okay to do legwork for Buddhist scriptures? go."

Tang Seng smiled dryly, "Third Prince, I am the one who learns the scriptures, but there is one thing I don't quite understand. Doing legwork... It doesn't sound very nice, don't you mind?"

The third prince blinked, "What do you mind? It's such a good job, just walk forward. Don't worry about anything, I don't know how to save worry, it's suitable for a lazy dragon like me."

Tang Seng: All right...just as long as you are happy...