[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

After all this, Tang Seng felt that he couldn't stay here any longer. It wasn't because he was blamed, but because the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan were still arguing, and it was not convenient for them to stay here.

Hong Haier will also leave with Tang Seng and others, he doesn't want to see Princess Yumian now.In the beginning, she robbed her father, and now she clings to her mother, why is she everywhere, why can't my family be separated from this person!

Princess Iron Fan wanted the child to stay at home for two more days, but Hong Boy insisted on leaving. Princess Iron Fan couldn't keep her, so she had to pack her luggage and let Hong Boy take it with her.Princess Iron Fan packs a bag for Red Boy, and puts many magic weapons to protect him in his little bag.

Red Boy looked at Princess Iron Fan packing up his things, and asked, "Mother, is there no way you can reconcile with your father? If you do that with Jade Fox, will he make things difficult for you?"

Princess Iron Fan smiled and said, "Don't worry! Your father is so proud of himself. One wife and one concubine have rebelled against each other. How could he have the nerve to make it public? There is still trouble in this matter!"

Red Boy said unhappily: "Why can't you two be like Master and the others?"

Princess Iron Fan was stunned for a moment, "At the beginning, we were sweet too...but then I don't know why it became like this." She stroked the red boy's little belly, "That's how Lao Niu and I are. , Because of the relationship of interests, we will not separate even if we quarrel fiercely. You are different, you are still young, learn from your master and uncle Sun, and your future life will be better than mine. "

Honghaier obediently agreed, and he left the house again carrying the little bundle prepared by Princess Iron Fan.

Tang Seng and others left the boundary of Cuiping Mountain, and they planned to live in Huaguo Mountain for a while.Monkey King has been away from Huaguo Mountain for many years, and this time he went back to see how the monkeys and grandchildren in the mountain are doing well.

As soon as they walked halfway, the clouds under the feet of Tang Seng and others dispersed with a whimper. Tang Seng and the others fell from the sky without preparing.

Yang Jian hugged Tang Seng and let him lie in his arms. Monkey King and the others turned and moved in mid-air, but they were not too embarrassed when they landed.

Tang Seng got out of Yang Jian's arms. He shook his sleeves and said irritably, "Someone is blocking the way! We can't go to Huaguo Mountain. Let's just sit here and wait!"

Everyone sat down in place and waited from the sun rising until noon.

An auspicious cloud came, and Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on a golden lotus and landed in front of Tang Seng.

Tang Seng waved his hands lazily, "I haven't seen you for a long time, but the bodhisattva's demeanor is still the same."

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed helplessly, and he didn't talk to Tang Seng.He pulled out the wicker from the clean bottle and flushed the mouth of the bottle down to the ground.

A tiny, golden-haired monkey emerged from the bottle and landed on the ground, adult-sized.

"Six-eared macaque? Didn't you go to learn scriptures? How did you get arrested?"

The six-eared macaque said dejectedly: "I have arrived at Lingshan, and then I was driven back by the Buddha."

Tang Seng complained to Guanyin Bodhisattva, "Tell me why you are so cruel and ruthless? A cute little monkey is devoted to Buddha, and everyone has gone to Lingshan. Why did you arrest him?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "You know it clearly, you are the one who learns the scriptures!"

"No! Whoever devotes all his heart to the Buddha is the one who learns the scriptures!" Tang Seng said with a curl of his lips, "No wonder you can't recruit good seedlings every year! You are too picky!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "The six-eared macaque wants to become a Buddha, not to learn scriptures! He is too utilitarian, and the Buddha will not let him stay."

Tang Seng sang against the Bodhisattva, "Don't talk nonsense! I am also an old monk who has been in the temple! Whoever you give the most money for incense burners, you will bless whoever! The utilitarianism is extremely powerful!"

He said to the six-eared macaque: "Little monkey, is it because you didn't prepare a meeting ceremony that you were kicked out?"

The six-eared macaque said disheartenedly: "Maybe it is!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva put the six-eared macaque into the clean bottle, "Okay! Stop making trouble! Talk about business!"

Tang Seng twisted his buttocks, "Okay! Tell me!"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva handed the certificate of customs clearance to Tang Seng, "Take your things well! The appearance of the six-eared macaque is also a test for you. Next time you encounter such a thing, don't just walk away, otherwise it will be difficult for the Buddha."

Tang Seng nodded lazily and spoke in a long voice, "Got it! I will pay attention next time! By the way, Bodhisattva! Last time we passed the Tongtian River, there was a goldfish there who dared to stop us from going west! You Do you know him?"

The Bodhisattva sneered in his heart: bold?You can really make it up, my goldfish has no guts!

The Bodhisattva did not speak, Tang Seng asked again, "Bodhisattva, do you know the goldfish essence?"

The Bodhisattva sighed for a long time, "I still have something to do, so I'll take a step first. Hurry up as well!"

Looking at the back of the Bodhisattva running away, Tang Seng said with a smile: "I just like to tease him!"

Yang Jian said coolly, "Molesting?"

Tang Seng quickly corrected his inappropriate words, "Tune...□□? Tune him! Yes, Tune him!"

Yang Jian reluctantly accepted Tang Seng's words, and they packed up their things and set off on the road again.Just now they stood up with their bags in their hands, a puff of smoke enveloped them, and after the smoke cleared, they reappeared in the canyon where they first saw the six-eared macaque.

Tang Seng nodded in satisfaction, "The Bodhisattva has treated me well! At least he sent us back to where we were."

He walked on the road with square steps, and Sun Wukong said: "Master, let's go quickly!"

Tang Seng said slowly, "Why are you in a hurry? Go slowly!"

Sun Wukong opened his bag and showed it to Tang Seng, "I planned to go to Huaguo Mountain, but there is no food in the bag. Master, we are rough-skinned and thick-skinned, and we are hungry. If you don't leave sooner, you will starve!"

Tang Seng immediately quickened his pace, and his legs turned into hot wheels, "Go! Go! We can lose everything, except rice!"

Stepping forward on this road, eating bran and swallowing vegetables, Tang Seng and others walked for seven or eight days before they came across a small village.

Tang Seng took out his private money and bought some dried vegetables and rice noodles, finally feeling more at ease.

After walking forward for half a month, everyone came to a city.The north and south of this city are faced with high mountains, and the city is surrounded by running water.Entering the city, the people in the city are neatly dressed and speak in a friendly manner. It can be seen that the city lord governs well.

Sha Wujing said: "Master, this is Zhu Ziguo, it's time for us to change the documents again!"

Tang Seng took out the document and opened it to look at it, "There is no need to reverse it, you see, the six-eared macaque has been here, and the document has already been stamped with a big seal."

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "It's really that the predecessors planted trees and the descendants took advantage of the shade. My old grandson really doesn't want to deal with those emperors and kings."

Tang Seng rubbed his hands excitedly, "This place is so prosperous, let's do some shopping today!"

He purposely reached out and touched Yang Jian's arms, and then took out a piece of broken silver, "Master is treating me today!"

Red Boy took the lead and cheered, dragged Tang Seng and rushed into the market.

There were everything sold on the street, so Tang Seng went to the dim sum shop and bought two catties of dim sum for Hong Haier, and asked him to eat while walking.Monkey King and the others wanted to eat fruit, so Tang Seng followed them to another street to buy fruit.

As soon as they walked to the street selling fruit, Sun Wukong and others found that people on the street were watching them quietly.

Monkey King stood in front of a fruit stand, pointed at peaches and asked, "How do you sell peaches?"

The middle-aged man who sold the goods was so frightened that he trembled all over, and Xiao Bailong stood in front of Monkey King, "Don't be afraid! We just want to buy some fruits, and we won't hurt you!"

The middle-aged man trembled even more, he grabbed a peach and threw it on the little white dragon, "Get out! Get out!"

Hong Haier shouted angrily: "Hey? You are not reasonable, how can you hit someone?"

At this time, people on a street ran out with sticks and axes, and they confronted Tang Seng and the others with crude weapons.

"Since you're all gone, why are you coming back?"

"What else do you want to do?"

"Get out of our place quickly! You are not welcome!"

Tang Seng raised his hand, "Everyone, can you calm down? Let's go now!"

The fruit was no longer available, so Tang Seng and the others slowly exited the street.

Seeing that everyone was in a bad mood, Tang Seng jokingly said: "This may also be a tree planted by the predecessors. I don't know if the six-eared macaque ate peaches and didn't pay for it, so that the vendors on this street saw it. We were all terrified."

"Are you monks from the Tang Dynasty?"

A group of soldiers surrounded Tang Seng and the others. Tang Seng smiled and said, "We are monks from the Tang Dynasty. What advice do you guys have?"

"You entrapped the king and used the jade seal of the country without authorization. Your crime is unforgivable. Today we will bring you to justice! Someone! Catch them!"

Tang Seng: ... This tree planted by the predecessors is really wonderful, and they were directly planted in prison.

Because these soldiers were mortals, Tang Seng and the others did not do anything, and were handcuffed and fettered rather obediently.

The soldiers did not put Tang Seng and the others in prison, but took them into the palace.

The king met Tang Seng and the others in person. He was very weak, and he had to breathe for a long time to say a few words, "The widow really didn't expect that you still have the courage to come back!"

Tang Seng smiled embarrassingly, "This is the first time we have come to Zhu Ziguo. Someone pretended to be us and went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Your Majesty, you must have mistaken the person!"

The king exhausted all his strength and patted the table angrily, "Do you think I am a three-year-old child for making up such a lie?"

Tang Seng said: "The poor monk also knows that this kind of thing is hard to believe, or... tell me, what crime have I committed?"

The king thought Tang Seng was trying to challenge him, so he pointed at Tang Seng and was so angry that he was speechless. The servant next to the king said: "You go to the city to eat fruit without paying, and even beat the peddler who sells fruit. The guards are going to arrest you At that time, Sun Wukong suddenly said that he could cure His Majesty's illness. The king summoned him and satisfied all kinds of demands, but he didn't want to be loyal to the king and serve the country, instead he gave His Majesty a laxative and left."

The king said: "Injuring common people is the first crime; murdering the king is the second crime; using the imperial jade seal without authorization is the third crime! The three crimes should be punished together, and they should be executed according to the law!"

Tang Seng and the others were speechless, they were not afraid of being beheaded, they just thought the six-eared macaque was too capable of making trouble.Give the king laxatives, his operation is really coquettish!