[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

The king called the guards and asked them to escort Tang Seng and others to the execution ground!

Seeing a group of mortals who were big and small surrounded him, Tang Seng rubbed his teeth, finally gritted his teeth, and shouted!

"Let's go!"

Sun Wukong took out all the golden cudgels. He thought that the master gritted his teeth to make up his mind to beat the king, but he didn't expect that he was trying to escape.Such a huge reversal caught Monkey King off guard.

The golden cudgel was lengthened, and Monkey King pierced a hole in the roof of the palace with one stick.

Yang Jian jumped out first with Tang Seng in his arms, and Monkey King and the others followed suit.When the king went out to see, Tang Seng and others had disappeared.

The servant next to the king asked: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, are these monks, like Sai Taisui, also... monsters?"

The king turned pale, "No... no way? Last time they came to the city, they left very quickly. If they are monsters..."

If they were monsters, then the king would have offended two groups of monsters at the same time, and Zhu Ziguo would never have peace...

Tang Seng and the others flew all the way out of Zhuzi Kingdom's boundaries before landing on the ground.Sun Wukong complained: "Master, it's just a few mortals, why are we running away? Let my old grandson knock it down with a stick. From the king to the guards, they are all honest!"

Tang Seng sighed, "You can pull it down! When you go down with a stick, those mortals will become meat stuffing, and you can make dumplings with some vegetables."

Hong Hai'er said: "Master, don't talk anymore, it's so disgusting, how can I eat dumplings in the future?"

Tang Seng curled his lips, Red Boy had the guts to pretend to be innocent!He used to be the king of the mountain who oppressed others okay?Who has never seen dumpling stuffing!

Tang Seng said: "The king wants to kill us. It's the scapegoat left by the six-eared macaque. Let's take it on our shoulders! Think about it differently. If we were robbed of crotons and pulled to the bone, wouldn't it be the same?" Got angry? Go ahead! Don't worry about Zhu Ziguo anymore."

Forget what happened to Zhu Ziguo, Tang Seng and the others embarked on a journey again.This journey was very difficult, and I didn't have much food on my body. After passing through a bustling city, I couldn't even buy a peach.The only thing they got from Zhu Ziguo was two catties of dim sum in Hong Boy's hand.

A dense forest was planted in the west of the Zhuzi Kingdom. The trees were tall and covered the sky and the sun. Walking in the forest, it is almost impossible to see which direction the sun is in.

Tang Seng and the others walked around in the woods, only to find that they had gone the wrong way when they got out of the woods.

Tang Seng smiled and said: "This is really strange! How could we get lost?"

Monkey King frowned, "It's really strange, even if we can't see the sun, we shouldn't get lost!"

"Maybe God's will made us go wrong?" Yang Jian said something specious.

Tang Seng glanced at him, "Since it is God's will, let's continue walking in this direction!"

After walking forward for a while, a puff of black smoke rose into the sky in the distance, drifting towards Zhu Ziguo.

Sun Wukong said: "Master! There are monsters going to Zhu Ziguo!"

Tang Seng said: "Stop him! See what this monster wants to do!"

Monkey King flew into the air, raised his hand and pressed the monster hidden in the black smoke to the ground.

Tang Seng asked: "Which mountain monster are you, what are you going to do?"

This monster is nine feet long and has a blue face. Even though he was pushed into the ground by Monkey King, he still did not admit it.

"I still have to ask you! I am the vanguard officer under King Sai Taisui, and I was ordered to go to Zhu Ziguo to do business! Please let me go, or our king will definitely want you to die without a whole body!"

Monkey King stomped on the monster's head several times, "I see! Your daydream! You haven't woken up yet!"

The soles of Sun Wukong's shoes are covered with mud, and several strands of the monster's already sparse red hair have been trampled off.He put his hands on the ground and managed to pull his head out of the soil, but Monkey King kicked him into the mud again.

"Can you tell me?"

The monster's hands and feet were thumping on the ground. Tang Seng said to Sun Wukong: "You let him talk, but you move your legs away?"

Sun Wukong snorted dissatisfiedly, and slowly moved his noble feet away.Tang Seng suspected that he did it on purpose!

The monster kicked his head out of the mud and took a few breaths. Monkey King shook his foot at him, and the monster subdued in a very sensible way.

"I...I said it all! Don't step on it! King Sai Taisui asked me to go to the Zhuzi Kingdom to bring two maids back to take care of the empress of Jinsheng Palace."

"Empress of Jinsheng Palace?" Yang Jian asked, "This title doesn't look like Mrs. Yazhai of the Demon King, but more like the title of a concubine in the palace."

The monster nodded, "What you said is correct. The empress of Jinsheng Palace was originally the empress of the king of Zhuzi Kingdom. The year before last, the king loved her for her beauty and youth, so he snatched her back to Qilin Mountain."

Monkey King kicked him again, "Stealing someone's wife and even arresting someone's court lady, you are really shameless!"

The monster raised his hand and touched the back of his head that was sore from being kicked. He said unconvincedly: "Everyone is a monster. Is it normal to grab what you like? I think you look like a monster too. What do you have?" Proud..."

Sun Wukong raised his legs as if he was about to kick him, the monster quickly turned over, raised his arms and crossed them in front of his chest.

The monster turned over, and Tang Seng saw a scale on his waist at a glance.He asked Xiaobailong and Zhu Bajie to help hold down the monster, and he bent down to pick up the scale.

"I always feel that there is a familiar feeling on this scale."

Xiao Bailong leaned over and sniffed, "It's that little goldfish by the Tongtian River."

Tang Seng: "Are you a dog nose? So clever?"

Little Bailong was speechless, "Master! They are all from the Shui tribe, of course I can smell it!" He also kicked the monster, "Say! Where did these scales come from?"

The monster trembled from being kicked, "It was rewarded by our king..."

"Where did your king get it?"

The monster wanted to cry, "I am a vanguard officer. Where did the king get his baby? How could you tell me? I only know such scales. The king has many, and he also has armor made of scales."

Tang Seng rubbed the smooth scales twice, "Goldfish are not goldfish in ordinary ponds, and those who can touch him must be monsters with backgrounds. With an armor made of scales, there are still surplus scales to show off to others ...It seems that King Sai Taisui has scraped off all the scales of the goldfish essence."

Monkey King had a good impression of the cowardly goldfish spirit, he grabbed the monster vanguard officer by the collar and lifted him up from the ground, "Master, you are worried about that goldfish spirit, then let's go and have a look!"

Tang Seng nodded and stuffed the scales into his sleeves.Sun Wukong leads the way with the monsters in front, and Tang Seng and others follow behind.

When he came to Sai Taisui's Xiezhi Cave, Monkey King kicked the monster again, "Call the door!"

The monster vanguard nodded and ran over to knock on the door. After a while, a goblin opened the door to welcome the vanguard.

The monster sneaked into the cave, waving its arms and shouting loudly: "Close the cave door quickly! Your Majesty! Your Majesty is not good. Some monks are here to trouble you!"

Sai Taisui was drinking and having fun, when he heard shouts from the cave door, he put down his wine glass and told the people around, "Go and have a look, what's the panic outside?"

The little demon who served on the left and right came in with the vanguard officer, who knelt down and said: "Your Majesty! Some monks have come to the door! Look, they even injured the little one!"

Sai Taisui frowned, "For no reason, why did the monks hit me? Why did they come to hit me?"

The vanguard officer had just revealed the news about the king, but he felt guilty for a while and dared not tell the truth. "This...the subordinates don't know why those monks beat the door...they beat the subordinates for no reason!"

Sai Taisui has always attached great importance to the vanguard officer, he has no doubts about the vanguard officer's words.

"Come here! Get my cloak! I'm going out to meet those daring monks!"

The little demon waited for him to put on a golden-red armor that was shining with streamers, and he came out the door with a Xuanhua axe.

The goblins rushed out of the cave to set up a battle, Sai Taisui shouted loudly with an ax in his hand, "Where did the thief monk come from? Why did you hurt my vanguard for no reason and hit the front of my cave?"

Just as Monkey King was about to retort, Red Boy came out from behind Tang Seng and fell limply to the ground.

He stretched out his hand to Sun Wukong, and said weakly: "Old man! The monster is hateful, hurt me so hard! You...you want to avenge me!"

Sun Wukong was still in a daze, the scene of the red boy came too suddenly, he hadn't figured out how to answer it yet.

Zhu Bajie knocked Sun Wukong away with one ass, and squeezed to Honghaier's side. He lay on top of Honghaier and cried loudly: "My good nephew! You are so young, how could you have been murdered by a monster! You are so young, if you The foundation has been injured, what can I do in the future!"

Sun Wukong finally came to his senses, he stammered and said: "Yes, yes! You hurt my nephew, we came to beat you, it's not for nothing!" The performance level of Haier and Zhu Bajie.

The vanguard officer was so wronged, "You guys are being unreasonable! Who beat him? You kicked me one by one, and I didn't even touch this kid with a finger!"

Sai Taisui was furious, "Okay! Pengci hit me on the head! See how I deal with you today!"

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "It's not sure who will clean up who! If you have the ability, let the horse come here!"

Sai Taisui slashed at him with his axe, and Sun Wukong swung his golden cudgel to support the axe.The two fought back and forth, and Tang Seng and the others took the opportunity to knock the little monsters unconscious.

After dozens of rounds, Sai Taisui quickly flew back, Monkey King smiled and said: "What? I can't beat it, are you willing to admit defeat?"

The monster snorted coldly, "Don't be arrogant! I just have an itchy body all of a sudden, wait for me to scratch it, and then I will fight you again!"

Monkey King nodded casually, "Okay! Scratch! Scratch whatever you want! It's useless if you bleed from scratching, I'll just wait for you to admit defeat obediently!"

The monster stretched his hand behind his back. He didn't want to tickle it, but took off the purple golden bell around his waist.He quickly removed the cotton from the mouth of the bell, and gently shook the mouth of the bell towards Monkey King.

A scorching heat spurted from the mouth of the bell, and a black-red flame wrapped in black smoke rushed towards Monkey King.

Seeing the black and red flames, Monkey King's eyelids jumped.He instinctively felt that the flames were dangerous, so he didn't care about anything else, he turned around and ran away without a trace.

The monster blocked the mouth of the bell with cotton, and temporarily contained the flame in the bell.He turned the bell and pointed it at Tang Seng and the others, "You guys! You can either get caught without a fight, or don't blame me for being rude!"

With a thud, a red hot flame hit from behind the monster, and the monster couldn't dodge in time, and was burned upright.Sha Wujing held the plantain fan and watched the monster rolling on the ground quietly. Hong Haier didn't pretend to be dead anymore, he jumped up from the ground and laughed at the monster, "I'm so embarrassed! Is there a magic weapon? Is it amazing to be able to set fire and smoke?" ? My Uncle Sha also has a magic weapon!"

Zhu Bajie was afraid of burning the monster to death, so he took out a white jade bottle and put the monster in it.

The monster was solved, and Monkey King, who had just flown far away, ran back again.

Tang Seng poked him on the forehead, "I still want to convince the monster to lose! You almost got burned, right? Fortunately, you ran fast, otherwise all your hair would be burnt! Next time we will see if you dare to underestimate the enemy!"

Sun Wukong smiled dryly, and Zhu Bajie held up a white jade bottle to rescue the big brother.

"Master, what should this monster do?"

Tang Seng said: "Take him to the South China Sea and see if the little goldfish has been bullied by Guanyin Bodhisattva."

"The little goldfish didn't get hurt at all, but gained a lot of weight!"

Tang Seng raised his head, "Bodhisattva! You came here again without making a sound!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped down from the auspicious clouds and landed beside Tang Seng, "My mount is lost, I'm here to look for him."

Tang Seng shook his head, "Sorry, we didn't see any horses or cows."

Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed: "The golden retriever in the eight precepts jade purification bottle is my mount. He took advantage of the shepherd boy's nap and went down to the realm without permission. I'm really sorry."

Tang Seng asked: "Is it all just to apologize? He also robbed the wife of the king of Zhuzi Kingdom, and also robbed other people's court ladies. He is covered in blood. Bodhisattva, do you still want to keep him?"

The Bodhisattva said helplessly, "I will discipline him strictly when I go back."

Tang Seng was still not at ease, "Bodhisattva, to be honest, are you particularly partial?"

"how do I say this?"

"Why did the scales of the little goldfish make armor for your mount? Did you not care when he scraped off other people's scales?"

The Bodhisattva sighed: "They have a good relationship! The armor was prepared by the goldfish and given to the golden retriever! Can you stop being so suspicious?"

Tang Seng reluctantly said: "Okay! I will trust you once."

After dispelling the misunderstanding, Tang Seng thought that Guanyin was about to leave, but the Bodhisattva looked at Tang Seng quietly and refused to move.

"Is there anything else you can do?" Tang Seng asked.

"Give me back my Zijin Bell!"

Tang Seng scolded him, "Oh! You are so stingy! We have been good friends for so many years, so give me your bell! I am a mortal now, very weak, you always give me something for self-defense, lest Whoever's mount I meet will come and kill me!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was helpless, "That is the decoration I hang on the neck of my mount. Is it suitable for you to hold it? Where do you put it? Hang it on your neck?"

The little white dragon turned into a white horse and walked up to Tang Seng, nuzzling him.

Tang Seng pointed to the little white dragon and said, "You have a mount, and so do I! I want to hang a bell on the white horse."

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the little white dragon helplessly, "You are a dragon after all, have you given up your dignity as a dragon just to please your master?"

Xiao Bailong stared at the big horse eyes, and tilted his head innocently.I am a horse now, Bodhisattva, what do you say?I can't understand it!