[Comprehensive Mythology] I don't want to have sex with you

Tang Seng quickly put the bell on the little white dragon's neck, and Guanyin Bodhisattva could only sigh when he saw it, "Okay! The bell is here for you. Look at yourself, what's the difference between you and a bandit?"

Tang Seng was as thick-skinned as a city wall, and he didn't feel anything when he heard the Bodhisattva's words. "Bodhisattva, don't talk nonsense, I'm not a bandit! Didn't you give me this bell voluntarily?"

Bodhisattva could no longer maintain his dignity and elegance, he rolled his eyes angrily, and turned away from looking at Qiao Yu.

Tang Seng leaned over and patted the Bodhisattva on the shoulder, "Good Bodhisattva, don't always feel that you are at a disadvantage. I am also thinking about the harmony of your South China Sea. Think about it! Your mount has a golden bell, and your fish has no magic weapon. , and donated your scales to the mounts, aren’t you bullying? This time we took the golden bell away, so you don’t have to worry about fairness. Pets and mounts can live in peace, this is The most important thing!"

The Bodhisattva sneered, "Thank you so much!"

"You're welcome! You're welcome! Which one of us is with whom! That... Bodhisattva! How many monsters are there in front of us?"

The Bodhisattva said, "There are still some more! What's your plan?"

Tang Seng laughed twice, "That's right, I was thinking, how many monsters in front of you are members of Bodhisattvas. Look at my disciples, all of them have no background, poor and poor, and have no magic weapon. There are also the mounts of the Bodhisattvas, please inform the Bodhisattvas and let them prepare some useful magic weapons. I can save some wealth for my disciples!"

brazen!If you rob us, we need to prepare something for you to rob!You think beautifully!

Originally there were mounts of Manjushri and Puxian Bodhisattva in front, but in order to protect them from Tang Seng's poisonous hands, Guanyin Bodhisattva said firmly: "No! There are no monsters in front of us who are from our Buddhist sect!"

It doesn't matter if there are three disasters and eight disasters missing on the way to learn the scriptures, I want to protect my fellow disciples!Guanyin thought so.

Tang Seng sighed regretfully, "Okay! If you don't have one, then forget it... I just pity my apprentices, they have no background, no magic weapon, life is really hard..."

After listening to Tang Seng's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva really wanted to spit on him.With such an unreasonable master, what is the use of Sun Wukong and others asking for magic weapons?If something goes wrong, just shout out, my master is Qiao Yu, so everything can be resolved?

Bodhisattva felt that he should leave, and if he stayed, he was afraid that he would lose control and fight Tang Seng. "I'm going back. The Empress of Jinsheng Palace in Zhuzi Kingdom is locked in the cave. Send her back to Zhuzi Kingdom!"

Tang Seng refused, "A good horse will never turn back, and a good man will never turn back! Bodhisattva, this is the fault of your horse. How can you let us wipe your ass?"

The Bodhisattva sighed, "Okay! I don't care about this. I'm going to Zhuzi Kingdom!"

Tang Seng nodded with satisfaction, "Knowing your mistakes can make you better. If you are willing to admit your mistakes, we will still be good friends! That's right! The six-eared macaque ate crotons for the king, and the king blamed us for what he did. See The king wants to clarify for us!"

The Bodhisattva smiled wryly, "Okay! I'll listen to you..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around wearily, he picked up Jinshenggong Empress, and rode his horse towards the Zhuzi Kingdom.

After the Bodhisattva left, the little white dragon took human form, took off the golden bell around his neck, and handed it to Tang Seng.

Tang Seng invited everyone to come and see, and they surrounded a place and set up an enchantment.Tang Seng took off the cotton ball around the bell and rang the bell towards the open space.

He and his apprentices exclaimed, "Wow! It's on fire, it's on fire!" "Oh! It's smoking again!"

Xiao Bailong shouted: "Master, shake it again and see what it looks like!"

Tang Seng shook the bell again, a gust of wind and sand spewed out, and he said loudly, "Hey! It's actually spit sand!"

Yang Jian stood aside and laughed. Tang Seng and his apprentices were like three-and-a-half-year-old children who couldn't stop playing with a toy.

Everyone took turns playing for a while, and the addiction was over.Then I went to the monster cave to find some ingredients, got some food and continued on my way.

On the way, Tang Seng suddenly asked Yang Jian to go back to Heaven.Yang Jian asked him the reason, and Tang Seng explained: "I just frightened the Bodhisattva. I said that if any Buddhists go down to the world as demons, I will take away their treasures. The Bodhisattva promised that there will be no more Buddhist monsters in the future, but I'm worried that he will send people from heaven to come down to play tricks on us."

Yang Jian said: "It's very possible. Those gods who have a good relationship with you in the heavenly court don't think it's a big deal to watch the excitement. They don't mind if you take away one or two magic weapons. If the Bodhisattva comes to encourage them, they will be happy to give you more Taishang Laojun is the best example. After all, you have made some extremely bad friends!"

"Don't pick yourself out, they are my friends, aren't they your friends?"

Yang Jian said with a smile: "It's easy for me to take a trip, but I'm worried that if I persuade them, it will be counterproductive. I heard that you want to rob them of their magic weapon. I'm afraid they will go down to the realm to stop you from learning the scriptures!"

Tang Seng lowered his head and thought carefully, "You are right! Then what should we do? Or...you tell them not to be fooled by the Bodhisattva?"

Yang Jian stretched out his hand and rubbed his bald head, "Don't think about it, I'll take care of it in heaven! You keep going west, and I will come after you when I come down to earth."

After saying this, Yang Jian turned into a ray of light and went up to the sky.

All the food in the luggage had been emptied, Tang Seng and the others speeded up their pace and hurried on their way, hoping to reach the next city as soon as possible.If they can dig wild vegetables and pick wild fruits on the road, they will just make do with it.Unless there is no food to be found on the road, Tang Seng is unwilling to let Sun Wukong go to afar for alms. It is too far away and it is very inconvenient to travel back and forth.

A group of people ate wild vegetables for a month. When they saw the huge city wall not far away, Tang Seng and the others breathed a sigh of relief.Finally something good to eat!

Walking into the city, he didn't bother to inquire about the name of the city.Tang Seng took out his private money and distributed it to everyone, so that they can buy whatever they see is delicious!

Everyone spread out and happily bought things.Tang Seng bought two pieces of shortbread and was shopping for vegetables while eating. Sha Wujing suddenly chased him from behind.

"Master, don't buy it yet. Come with me and have a look!"

Tang Seng handed the young apprentice a piece of shortbread, and followed him to another street with a vegetable basket.A group of people surrounded the street, including Sun Wukong and the others. Tang Seng walked in and saw that those people were all monks in chains.

"What happened?"

Tang Seng is very majestic when he is serious. Although there are still some cake residues on the corner of his mouth, those monks dare not underestimate him.

"Holy Monk, it's inconvenient to talk here, please move to our Jinguang Temple, okay?"

Tang Seng nodded, "Lead the way ahead!"

Jinguang Temple is a dilapidated temple, but seeing the tall gate, Tang Seng can imagine that it must have been a temple with a lot of incense in the past.

Walking into the main hall of the temple, Tang Seng took out a rag to wipe off the dust on the altar table, lit incense candles and bowed to the golden body of Buddha.

After worshiping the Buddha, Tang Seng asked: "Is it convenient to talk now? Why are you guilty?"

The monks knelt on the ground and cried: "Holy Monk, we are called Jisai Kingdom here, and small countries in the west come to pay tribute with rich tribute every year. This is not due to the king, but because we have a Buddhist treasure relic in Jinguang Temple." son."

Tang Seng thought it was ridiculous, "Did you come to pay tribute just because of a relic?"

"Holy Monk! That relic shines day and night, enshrined in auspicious clouds in the pagoda in the temple, it is a supreme treasure!"

Tang Seng smiled reluctantly, he felt that the role of the Buddha treasure relic was not much different from that of a big candle.

The group of monks wept and said: "Three years ago, there was a bloody rain in the city, and the Buddhist treasures were stolen, and the surrounding countries stopped paying tribute. The king was furious, and it must be said that we monks guarded themselves and stole it! Holy monks! How can we have the guts! It would be fine if we stole some gold and silver, but where can we sell the stolen treasures?"

Another monk said: "Besides, after the incident, there are not a single monk in our Jinguang Temple! Holy monk, please think carefully, if someone is bold enough to steal the Buddha's treasure, he will definitely run away immediately!"

Tang Seng nodded in agreement, and Monkey King also said: "Your words are very reasonable, didn't you tell the king your guess?"

The monk immediately grimaced, "Holy Monk, why didn't we say it? It's just that the king doesn't believe it, so there's nothing we can do about it!"

Sun Wukong said in a big way: "As long as you don't steal anything! This matter is on my shoulders. I will definitely catch the real treasure thief and give you justice!"

The monks knelt on the ground and kowtowed to thank Tang Seng. Monkey King said to Tang Seng: "Master! Let's go to the pagoda to see and catch the thief who steals the treasure!"

Tang Seng scolded with a smile: "You really know how to take jobs!"

The monks in the temple were sallow and emaciated. Tang Seng left money for Sha Wujing to buy some ingredients to improve the food for the people in the temple.He and Monkey King went to investigate in the pagoda to see if they could find any clues.

Before entering the pagoda, Tang Seng said to Sun Wukong: "Do you know? Your master and I are famous for being able to see every detail!"

Monkey King asked: "Really? I haven't heard of it."

Tang Seng recalled: "I think back then, your master and I won the first prize! If your master hadn't insisted on pestering me for a date, I would definitely become a very clean and honest Qingtian master!"

Sun Wukong dismantled him, "Master is really good at talking nonsense! If you become an official, you must be a big corrupt official, and you will bring disaster to the people."

Tang Seng laughed and scolded: "You hairy monkey, do you still want to be under my hands? Just wait, the master will let you see how good I solve the case in a while!"

The two entered the pagoda and inspected it carefully, even wanting to pry up the floor to have a look.Out of the pagoda, Monkey King asked: "Master, I didn't see anything, what did you find?"

Tang Seng nodded inscrutably, "Are there any clues?"

"Oh? Where is the clue?"

Tang Seng pointed to the ground, and Monkey King thought, is the clue in the cracks in the floor?

Tang Monk stomped his feet and called to Land, and Land greeted him, and asked respectfully, "Minister, what are your orders?"

"No need to be too polite, I want to ask you something. Do you know who stole the Buddha's relic?"

Sun Wukong covered his face, isn't Master too good at face?No clues, no clues!If you want to ask about the land, just ask!I have to brag about my great achievements first...

The land really knows about this, "Returning to the minister, the person who stole the relics is Bibotan of Luanshi Mountain, the son-in-law of the Dragon King of All Saints, Nine-Headed Insect! The Nine-Headed Insect is actually a bird with nine heads. Some skills. If the minister wants to stand up for these monks, he must protect himself first."

Tang Seng smiled, "Thank you for your reminder, I will pay attention!"

The land gave a salute and got into the soil. Tang Seng and Monkey King went back to eat, and then went to Bibotan with his apprentices.

At the edge of Bibo Pool, Xiaobailong, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing planned to go into the water to drive the Nine-Headed Insect out.Sun Wukong's skill in the water is not as good as Xiaobailong's and the others, he will steal the relic first while the nine-headed worms are fighting outside.

After laying out the battle plan, Tang Seng spread a blanket and leaned on the ground, while Red Boy held out the snacks and fruits he bought, intending to watch the uncles eliminate demons while eating.

Xiao Bailong changed into bunt clothes so that it was easier for him to start. He straightened his sleeves and said to Tang Seng: "Master, sit down a bit! Wait for the good news of our victory!"

Tang Seng smiled and waved his hands, "Be careful, that nine-headed worm has some skills."

Just as Xiao Bailong and the others were about to go into the water, Nezha's voice came from far away in the air.

"Brother Joe! Here we come!"

Nezha landed next to Tang Seng, he grabbed a grape and stuffed it into his mouth.Tang Seng stood up, he was a little dazed looking at the group of gods around Yang Jian.

"Kong Xuan, Our Lady of Golden Light, and Nezha... why are you all down?"

The Holy Mother of Golden Light made a soft sheet, and she lay on the soft sheet and sighed softly, "The selection of heavenly officials is finally done, and the next step is training. Kong Xuan and I took advantage of this gap Come down and play for two days."

Nezha said: "I have official duties. Princess Wansheng stole the nine-leaf Ganoderma lucidum from the Queen Mother, and the Queen sent me to catch her!"

Tang Seng asked: "Isn't she too courageous? Stealing things from your mother, what is she doing with the ganoderma grass?"

Nezha spread his hands, "It's not doing anything, it's not saving people, and it's not for repairing the body. It seems to be to nourish the relics where it came from, so that the light of the relics will shine brighter."

Tang Seng: ...How obsessed are they with light?Shall I give her a few more big candles?

Xiao Bailong said: "Nezha, you go to catch the Wansheng princess, we are going to catch the nine-headed worm, why don't we go into the water together!"

Nezha readily agreed, and with a few plops, they all got into the water.

Yang Jian and Kong Xuan also came to sit down, and Kong Xuan complained, "Minister! Are you in a miserable situation? Just two plates of snacks and fruits, is it enough for you?"

Tang Seng stuffed snacks into his mouth, "You can't stop your mouth if you eat it!"

Waves started to appear on the calm water surface of Bibotan, and the sediment at the bottom of the water surged upwards. After a while, the clear water became turbid.Suddenly, the Nine-Headed Insect flew out from the bottom of the water, and the wings that spread suddenly seemed to be able to cover the sun.

Our Lady of Golden Light and Kong Xuan shot together, with two clicks, two of the nine heads of the Nine-Headed Insect were cut off!

Kong Xuan stood by the pool and directed: "Point this way, what Wujing is that! Point your Zen staff this way."

The Holy Mother of the Golden Light also shouted: "The one with the big ears! You put in some effort, haven't you eaten yet?"

Kong Xuan took out two bottles of wine from his sleeve and gave one to the Holy Mother of Light, "Look, the minister's apprentice can't do it!"

The Holy Mother touched the bottle with him, "That's right, it doesn't look good!"

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