After Marrying the School Grass

There was a burst of laughter all around.

Chen Wenzhou: "???"

Jian Ran: "Pfft——"

That is to say, Ke Yan Primary School Ba has this ability, which can change the atmosphere from "Hot-Blooded High School" to "I want to be in the top ten" in a second.

Ren Qinglin couldn't help but laugh.Jian Ran laughed so hard that her stomach ached, she covered her stomach with one hand, and supported Ren Qinglin's shoulder with the other, cosplaying the emoji of Cang Hai laughing at the strength scene.

Ke Yan looked left and right, feeling a little dazed.Was he wrong?

Chen Wenzhou felt offended, and said sharply: "Who is this, where did it come from!"

Chen Wenzhou was originally tall and big, as strong as a bear, but now with a ghoul's costume and a vicious expression, he could scare a child to tears.

Ke Yan flinched and took half a step back.Jian Ran and Ren Qinglin stood up at the same time, blocking him behind.

"I'm thinking that our family's master student is right," Jian Ran said leisurely, "You can do everything in a hurry, that's what you said. You can't do high math questions, what about big object questions, and English reading questions ?”

Chen Wenzhou was so angry that his teeth were chattering, "Jane, are you fucking kidding me?"

While he was speaking, he wanted to grab Jian Ran's scarf, but Ren Qinglin grabbed his arm first.

Ren Qinglin's movements and voice were unhurried, "It's too much to do it."

"No, no, no, Ren Qinglin, didn't you hear what he said just now?" Jian Ran said jokingly, "Chen Wenzhou wanted to shake hands with us, and he came to drink with us. However, just drinking is boring, or It's cool to fight wine, isn't it?"

This is exactly Chen Wenzhou's purpose.He is an old man in the north, and he has been scrambling in the pile of wine bottles since junior high school.Chen Wenzhou knows that many of Tang Tang's friends can't understand how Tang Tang fell in love with him. In their view, from Jian Ran to him, Chen Wenzhou, it seems to be Audi to Alto, Peking University to Jade Bird, and Adi to Adi Wang.Yes, he is not as handsome as Jian Ran, his family is not as rich as him, and his studies are not as good as him, but in terms of wine competition, if he still loses to a Cantonese who can only drink tea and soup, what is he doing? !

"I'm waiting for you, Jian Ran," Chen Wenzhou shook the bottle, "Sieve or punch, it's up to you."

"Then I choose..." Jian Ran paused, her smile grew wider, "Advanced math questions."

Chen Wenzhou: "..."

Ren Qinglin raised the corners of her lips silently.

"Jian Ran, you have to hang around here today, can't you get out?" Chen Wenzhou suppressed his anger, "You are a big man, and you talk about math problems every day. You are not ashamed, and I will be ashamed for you."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "A big man is also a student. The job of a student is to study."

Ke Yan hid behind Jian Ran, nodded his head like garlic, "That's it."

"How is it?" Jian Ran deliberately said in a very flat tone, "Advanced mathematics is a public course, and everyone in the institute of science and technology must learn it. One person solves a math problem, and those who make mistakes or spend too much time drink it. You can do it yourself Come on, you can also find a representative. Do you want to play?"

Although Jian Ran is not a top student, her grades are above average.Advanced Mathematics is a freshman course, and he has forgotten all about it, but he is confident that he can beat Chen Wenzhou ten blocks.If you want to find a representative to do the questions, that's no problem. Who can compare to the little angel Ke Yan who was the first in the next grade.

There are more and more people watching the excitement around, Ji Yuanxi's young couple came, the president and Tang Tang also came.

The president laughed loudly after hearing Jian Ran's proposal, "This is a good thing! Hurry up and find the little reporter, take a few more photos, I feel like I can go to the school's official website!"

Others booed: "Do the question, do the question, do the question!"

Chen Wenzhou's complexion looked like he had been constipated for ten days.One of his brothers came over and said softly to him: "Brother Zhou, I know a top student in the mathematics department, and he is here today, let him take it for you?"

Chen Wenzhou's eyes lit up, "Really?"

"He's right there."

Chen Wenzhou immediately set up the score, "Math problems are just math problems, it seems that no one can do it, look at you."

Jian Ran turned to Ke Yan and said, "Are you confident?"

Ji Yuanxi said: "Damn it, are you kidding me! When it comes to solving problems, who are we afraid of with our words!"

Ke Yan smiled so much that he showed two small canine teeth, "Don't worry, Brother Jian."

"Don't be too stressed," Jian Ran squeezed Ke Yan's shoulders, "Brother Huihui treats you to drink milk tea for a month."

The BGM was closed, and the president asked someone to clear out a table. Ke Yan, who was wearing a Ravenclaw uniform, and the school bully Chen Wenzhou found were sitting at the two ends. There were pens and blank paper in front of them. In the middle of the table were fifteen bottles of Uncapped beer.

The president said: "I will find the questions from the question bank. In order to save time, I will make small questions. Forget about the multiple-choice questions. If you can get a few right, just fill in the blanks. Half a bottle of beer for each question, OK ?”

Jian Ran and Chen Wenzhou glanced at each other, "OK."

The president used his mobile phone to find out a question, and put the phone where both of them could see it, "For the first question, find the general solution of this differential equation."

Ke Yan glanced at the topic, and immediately began to write and calculate.On the other side, the top student in the mathematics department did not give up, and wrote like crazy.

Ji Yuanxi said: "I actually think this is more exciting than the NBA finals. Is this the charm of mathematics?! But, what is 'Tongjie'?"

Xu Keke looked helplessly at the sand sculpture boyfriend, "How did you pass your high math in your freshman year?"

"It all depends on the key points before the test, otherwise Xiaogou and I would have hanged on a tall tree-hey, where did Xiaogou go?"

One minute later, Ke Yan put down his pen, "Okay!"

The mathematics department student hurriedly said, "I'm fine too!"

"Ke Yan first, I'll look at his first." The president compared Ke Yan's answer with the standard answer, and announced with a smile: "It's absolutely correct!"

"Yes!" Jian Ran first bumped fists with Ren Qinglin, and then clapped hands with Ke Yan, "Your words are great!"

Chen Wenzhou let out a "fuck", picked up a bottle of beer and blew half of it, "Damn it, keep going!"

"The second question is to find the angle between these two planes."

Ren Qinglin saw that the calculation of this question was rather cumbersome.He walked around behind Chen Wenzhou, and said softly: "This question will take some time - go out and talk?"

Chen Wenzhou turned his head impatiently, facing Ren Qinglin's face, swallowed back the original "roll", "What are you talking about?"

"follow me."

The two walked out of the hall one after the other.Chen Wenzhou said vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"

Ren Qinglin was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and said bluntly: "Vice Principal Wang."

Chen Wenzhou's complexion changed drastically, "What... do you mean?"

"You should know better than me how you got into this school." Ren Qinglin said lightly, "The scores in the college entrance examination are quite different, and you must have stuffed a lot of money."

Chen Wenzhou acted quite calmly, "Ren Qinglin, you are also a local, and you offended people too much, are you afraid that you will not be able to get along in Beijing in the future?"

Ren Qinglin said: "I'm already married, don't be afraid."

Chen Wenzhou:? ? ? ? ?

"There's also the matter of a group of your freshman classmates being sent to the hospital..."

"Where did you know that!"

Ren Qinglin continued: "That classmate was seriously injured, and it is said that he stayed in the hospital for more than a month. His parents came to the school to make trouble a few times, but you didn't even remember a small fault. This matter is probably caused by the help of the vice principal. Did you suppress it?"

Chen Wenzhou lowered his voice, and said in a rough voice: "It took you a lot of effort to check me so much, just tell me what you want."

"Don't let Jane see you again."

Chen Wenzhou was taken aback, and sneered: "Jian Ran is so cowardly? I still need you to help him out."

"I just don't want him wasting time on you."

"What if I say no?"

Ren Qinglin smiled slightly, "You can try it, you will be pleasantly surprised."

Ren Qinglin turned around and met Tang Tang's timid and shocked eyes.

Chen Wenzhou asked her angrily, "When did you come?"

Tang Tang had a small face, "I..."

When Ren Qinglin walked past the girl, he stopped and said softly, "Don't break up and save Double Eleven? Let's go."

Tang Tang glanced at Chen Wenzhou, and was frightened by the evil spirit on his body, "I...I'll go back first." Saying that, she hurriedly followed Ren Qinglin.

Chen Wenzhou was left on the spot, so angry that he almost exploded.

When Ren Qinglin went back, he happened to see Jian Ran pouring down a beer bottle.Jian Ran raised her head, her neck was white and slender, her Adam's apple kept rolling, and the wine that she hadn't swallowed in time overflowed from the corner of his mouth.

Ren Qinglin's eyes darkened slightly, his wife really exploded.

After drinking half a bottle, Jian Ran wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and said to Ke Yan who looked guilty: "It's okay, there are still a lot of questions, the next question will kill him!"

Ji Yuanxi said: "Yanyan, fighting!"

Ke Yan lived up to the expectations of his roommates.There were a total of thirty questions, and he answered twenty correctly first. Jian Ran drank five bottles of beer, while Chen Wenzhou drank a total of ten bottles.After drinking, Chen Wenzhou blushed and had a thick neck, uttering unbearable nonsense, and his brother shouted and pushed him away when he wanted to help him.But Jian Ran's eyes and cheeks were slightly red, her eyes were blurred, and her steps were floating.Both Ren Qinglin and Ji Yuanxi wanted to help him drink the last two bottles of beer, but he insisted that he was a man so there was no reason to let other men stop drinking, so he drank all five bottles of beer by himself.

After watching the excitement, the time was almost up, and everyone left the table one after another.Chen Wenzhou was forcibly taken away by his brother. Jian Ran sat on the sofa with her head down, motionless, and she didn't know if she was asleep.

Ren Qinglin asked: "How is your drinking capacity, senior?"

Ji Yuanxi said: "It seems that seven bottles of beer is the limit, and now we are still two bottles away from the limit."

Ke Yan blamed himself, "It's all my fault. I wish I could win every question."

Xu Keke comforted him: "Your opponent is the top five in the mathematics department. You can beat him by [-] points. You don't even know how handsome you are when you just did the problem. Several girls said they want to Where's your WeChat?"

Ke Yan was flattered: "Really..."

Ren Qinglin bent down and cupped Jian Ran's cheeks, "Senior?"

Jian Ran raised her head, half-closed her eyes, "Yes."

"How are you feeling, can you go?"

Jian Ran took Ren Qinglin's hand off, "Yes, shall we go back?"

"Yes, of course," Ji Yuanxi said, "If you don't leave, you will miss the gate control."

"Oh." Jian Ran stood up slowly, looking quite sober, "Where is Xiaogou?"

"He just sent a WeChat message in the group, saying that he will not leave with us tonight, let us go back."

Ren Qinglin supported Jian Ran's waist, "Then let's go."

"Wait..." Tang Tang trotted towards them, her eyes were red and her makeup was out of shape, "Can you take me back to school by the way?"

Xu Keke said: "Sure, it happens that Shen Zixiao is not here, so there is an extra seat. Right, junior?"

Ren Qinglin nodded, "Yes."

Jian Ran gently pushed Ren Qinglin away, and said firmly, "I can walk by myself."

Ren Qinglin sighed, "Okay, the senior will go by himself."

Jian Ran could indeed walk, but her walk was not in a straight line, but rather slow.But someone was slower than him, Tang Tang choked up and walked at the end, Xu Keke held her arm, and cursed bitterly: "How many times have I persuaded you, you have to listen, you have to be with him I know that you are eager to divert your hurt, but you can't provoke someone like him. He has a bad temper, machismo, and always insists on your chasing after Jian Ran. What do you like about him? ?”

Tang Tang shook her head with tears in her eyes, "I, I don't know..."

Ji Yuanxi said: "You must have been brainwashed by him."

"But it's not too late to break up now."

Tang Tang said sadly: "I, I dare not. He said that if I say break up, he will go crazy. You don't know, he can do anything when he is crazy..."

"Except for math problems." While Jian Ran was mocking, she accidentally tripped over the robe, and threw her whole body forward, throwing herself into Ren Qinglin's arms.

"Senior, watch the way."

Jian Ran smelled the familiar and pleasant smell of her junior, and muttered: "I can't walk anymore."

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Then I will carry you?"

Jian Ran thought for a while with her only rationality, "They are watching, when there are only the two of us, you... hiccup and carry me again."

Ren Qinglin didn't expect Jian Ran to have such a reaction, she was taken aback for a moment, and said with a smile: "Okay."

When she returned to school, Jian Ran who was sitting in the co-pilot had already fallen asleep.Seeing that the gate control time was about to arrive, Ren Qinglin let the others go first, and he carried Jian Ran back.

Ji Yuanxi told him: "Then you have to hurry up."

After walking two steps, Ji Yuanxi suddenly realized a problem.

He is Jian Ran's roommate, why is Ren Qinglin sending Jian Ran off, and he still takes it for granted?

He told his girlfriend about his confusion, and Xu Keke said meaningfully: "Because we can't get into the atmosphere between them at all."

Ren Qinglin waited in the driver's seat for a few minutes, but Jian Ran hadn't woken up yet.Between directly taking people to open a house and being an individual, Ren Qinglin had a hard time choosing the latter.He shook Jian Ran lightly, "Senior?"

Jane slowly opened her eyes, "Are you here?"

"Well, it's almost 11 o'clock. I'll carry the senior back to the dormitory." Ren Qinglin got out of the car first, walked around to the other side to open the door for Jian Ran, squatted down, "Senior, come here."

Jian Ran suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, and she didn't know if it was because of the stamina of the wine or because of the outline of Ren Qinglin's back.

"No need for now," Jian Ran licked her lips, "I can still go."

Ren Qinglin didn't force it.It's better for Jane to walk slowly, it's better to miss the gate control time, then they can only go to the hotel.The current senior is still wearing a wizard robe...

Ren Qinglin couldn't help laughing as he thought about it.

Jian Ran, who was walking slowly in front, looked back at him, "What are you laughing at?"

"I want to laugh when I see the senior."

Jane said in her heart: laugh, laugh, anyway, I like to see you smile.

The two stood facing each other, and there was no one else on the road but them.

Jian Ran asked: "Ren Qinglin, how am I doing today? Are I handsome?"

Ren Qinglin looked at him, "Handsome, handsome in clothes, handsome in person."

Jian Ran was satisfied, hiccupped, looked down to see her untied shoelaces, and was about to bend down, but Ren Qinglin was one step ahead of him, half kneeling in front of him, "I'll do it."

This is the first time that someone has tied his shoelaces for Jian Ran since he grew up.

Jian Ran looked down at Ren Qinglin, and said hoarsely, "Ren Qinglin."

Ren Qinglin tied his shoelaces and stood up, "Huh?"

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Ren Qinglin didn't quite understand what Jian Ran meant, "On purpose?"

"Playing with me on purpose."

"?"

Jian Ran's face was already blushing, "You lead me to score, give me a credit card and a Koda duck, and smile so nicely at me when you have nothing to do... Did you do it on purpose?"

Ren Qinglin was silent for a while, and said, "What do you think, senior?"

"I think... I think you're a fucking bastard!"

A look of astonishment rarely appeared on Ren Qinglin's face, "Huh?"

Jane said firmly: "Yes, you are a bastard!"

Obviously they are both straight men, and they have already agreed that they are only married by sex, but now they are made to be straight or curvy, what is Ren Qinglin if he is not a bastard? !