After Marrying the School Grass

Ren Qinglin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he thought Jian Ran knew something, but now it seems that he was just playing drunk.

"Well," he said following Jian Ran's words, "I'm an asshole."

Ren Qinglin's quick admission made Jian Ran even more upset.

That's right, he was the one who was at a loss for what to do, and he was the one who was frantically probing between the straight and the bend. Ren Qinglin kept pushing calmly from the beginning to the end, just like a normal person, straight and straight, and he fucking likes it Senior sister!

Thinking of this, Jian Ran almost suffocated.

Jian Ran walked towards the bushes by the roadside.Ren Qinglin thought that he was too drunk to know his way, and hugged his shoulder from behind, "Senior, the dormitory is not over there."

Jian Ran ignored him, bent down and broke off a branch, turned around suddenly, pointed the branch at Ren Qinglin's chest, "Don't move."

Ren Qinglin was stunned, "This is... a magic wand?"

"Yes, I'm just asking if you're afraid."

Wearing a wizard's robe and holding a "magic wand", his cheeks were already flushed red from the smoke, and he also put on a fierce expression... Ren Qinglin felt that his blood tank was about to be empty again.

"Why are you laughing again?" Jian Ran frowned, "Always smile at me, be careful--" His mind suddenly cleared up, and he swallowed back what he almost said.

"Okay, I won't laugh anymore." Ren Qinglin said so, but his shoulders were trembling slightly, "Senior wants to cast a spell on me, come on."

Under the influence of alcohol, Jian Ran's brain turned a little slow, and she racked her brains to think of a spell: "Disarm you?"

Ren Qinglin spread his hands, "But I don't have a weapon right now."

How could it not be, your face is the most lethal weapon, it doesn't matter if it's a group injury, and it doesn't distinguish between men and women.

Jian Ran thought about it again, then she had a flash of inspiration, and snapped her fingers with the hand that wasn't holding the branch, "I see—the soul is out of the body!"

Ren Qinglin raised his eyes slightly, and said in a low voice, "Senior likes to play like this."

"Out of body" is one of the three unforgivable curses in the book "Harry Potter". The person cast the spell will, like a puppet, unconditionally carry out the instructions of the caster.

"Have you been cursed?"

"Successful," Ren Qinglin said, "senior give orders, what do you want me to do."

Jane was stopped by the question.

Yes, what did he want Ren Qinglin to do.

he thinks……

He wants Ren Qinglin to only take him to score points alone, and only eats his own milk when playing games; he wants Ren Qinglin to wear the scarf that he has worked so hard to weave, and it doesn't matter if it is worn out, he can still knit another one for him He thought that when Ren Qinglin was sick, he could drink a large pot of soup he made; he thought that Ren Qinglin had left to chase after some senior sister, wouldn't it be nice to have a few more mutton and scorpion hot pot meals with him in that time.

Jian Ran didn't respond for a long time, Ren Qing asked: "Have you thought about it, senior?"

Although Jian Ran was a little overwhelmed by alcohol and Ren Qinglin, her subconscious told him that she couldn't tell Ren Qinglin those words directly.He looked around blankly, saw the mineral water in the vending machine on the side of the road, and blurted out: "When I want me to play basketball, you bring me water."

Ren Qinglin looked at him quietly for a while, and said with a sigh: "Brother...you are too foul." Being so cute is completely challenging his bottom line in life.

"Huh?" Why is he called "Brother" again? Didn't he say that he was only called "Senior" when he was in school?But the most important thing right now is not this, Jian Ran decided to ignore this question for the time being, "Stop talking nonsense, just say whether you agree or not."

"Promise," Ren Qinglin replied very quickly, "As long as you go to play basketball, I will bring you water."

Jane was satisfied, and slowly put down the "magic wand", "Very good."

"No more orders?"

Jane thought for a while, "Not yet."

Ren Qinglin raised the corners of his lips, "Then wait until my brother has other ideas, and then curse me."

Jian Ran nodded, trying to find a place to hide her "magic wand", but the wizard robe on his body didn't have any pockets, and the pockets on his trousers could only hold his cell phone and keys. The "magic wand" tucked into a wide sleeve.

Ren Qinglin took out his mobile phone to check the time, trying to make his tone sound a little regretful, "Brother, there are only 3 minutes left before the gate control, unless we show the speed of a sprint competition, it will be too late."

Jian Ran was a little slow, "What should I do if it's too late."

"It seems that we can only make ends meet for one night," Ren Qinglin opened a commonly used app for hotel booking, "Shall I book a hotel?"

There seems to be no other way.

Jian Ran nodded, before she could say "good", the phone rang - it was Ren Qinglin's WeChat call.

Ji Yuanxi: "Linlin, where have you been?"

Ren Qinglin: "It will take about 5 minutes, but—"

"Then hurry up!" Ji Yuanxi said, "Auntie Yanyan and I are begging grandpa to sue grandma for you to procrastinate for about two or three minutes!"

Ren Qinglin: "..."

"Lin Lin?"

Ren Qinglin sighed, "Understood, let's go back now."

After hanging up the phone, Ren Qinglin said to Jian Ran: "Brother, your roommate is too enthusiastic."

Jian Ran looked at him with her head tilted, her eyes half closed, she seemed to be a little more drunk than before.

Ren Qinglin squatted down, "Brother, come up, I'll carry you back."

Jian Ran didn't say "no" this time. He obediently lay on his junior's back and put his arms around his neck, not forgetting to complain about himself: "My posture looks like a traveling frog."

"That's the coolest traveling frog, too."

The two arrived at the downstairs of the dormitory 3 minutes beyond the door control. Ji Yuanxi was pulling the housekeeper aunt to act coquettishly and cutely. Seeing them, she almost cried: "You are finally back. If you are one minute late, I suspect that auntie will I stewed it."

The aunt scolded: "It's delicious when it's baked, come in quickly, I'm really going to close the door."

Ji Yuanxi glanced at Jian Ran who was already asleep, and said: "Give Ran Ran to me, and I'll carry him up. You also hurry back to your bedroom, and Yan Yan will help you look after him."

Ren Qinglin is not very happy to let other boys recite Jian Ran, but now the situation is special, so, okay.

Ren Qinglin put down Jian Ran, and Jian Ran woke up by herself.Ji Yuanxi was overjoyed, and asked: "Of course, can you go by yourself? The five-story building, I may not be able to hold it..."

Jian Ran seemed a little more sober, "Ren Qinglin..."

"Well, I'm here." Ren Qinglin said, "Senior, hurry up, I'm leaving too."

"……Um."

When she reached the stairs, Jian Ran looked back at Ren Qinglin, as if she was a little bit reluctant to part with him.

It was this look that kept Ren Qinglin from sleeping well for the next few days.As soon as she closes her eyes, it's all about Jian Ran looking back at him.

Although Jian Ran often complains about her school with her classmates, there is one thing that is worthy of recognition: their school is one of the earliest areas in Beijing to open up heating.

As soon as the heating was turned on, Jian Ran spent more and more time in the dormitory, except for class and meals, she almost never went out.Ji Yuanxi also spends less time with his girlfriend. He watches American dramas in the dormitory every day, and Jian Ran asks him to play games. Ji Yuanxi said: "It's not too cold in the south now, so I'll play after a while."

Jane asked: "What does this have to do with the weather?"

Ji Yuanxi smiled mischievously: "When it's winter, the friends in the south are shivering from the cold indoors, and their fingers are not flexible. If I go to fight again, I have already seen the king rank beckoning to me! "

"..." What you said was so reasonable that I couldn't refute it.

Apart from them, Ke Yan still went to the library and laboratory to report every day.Shen Zixiao, who used to be the most homely, didn't know what he was doing recently. He often ran out and couldn't see anyone all day long.Jian Ran has always wanted to talk to him about Lu Shixuan, but she didn't have a chance.After thinking about it, he still thought it would be better to pretend not to know.

After all, after living such a long time, no one should be ashamed.Let's just say that he cast a curse on Ren Qinglin with a tree branch as a magic wand when he was drunk. If a third person found out, he would probably do something to silence him.

"When I want me to play basketball, you bring me water." How confident he was when he said it at the time, how ashamed he is now.When he woke up the next day, he found that he clearly remembered every detail of last night, and almost killed himself by caesarean section.Especially since he was still wearing a wizard robe, and when he got up, the "magic wand" fell out of his sleeve.

Jian Ran immediately went crazy, and took a "magic wand" to hit her head hard a few times.The roommates shocked the whole family and climbed onto his bed one after another, trying to stop his "self-mutilation". The scene was once very tragic.

From that day on, Jian Ran could no longer look directly at any of the three things "basketball", "water" and "Ren Qinglin".At night, when he played black games with Ren Qinglin, he could keep silent. Fortunately, Ren Qinglin didn't mention much about that night, otherwise his face really didn't know where to put it.

"Where did Xiaogou go today?" Ji Yuanxi asked, "He is a single dog, why is he busier than me."

Jian Ran, who was doing her homework: "I don't know."

Ji Yuanxi guessed: "It seems that he has been like this since he came back from the Halloween party. However, will he hook up with another girl at the party?"

"……Ha ha."

After Jian Ran finished solving a problem, she dropped the pen and reached for the phone.

It's Double Eleven soon, and the wechat group is full of Dianmaomao's sharing. Jian Ran blocked all the groups, and many people shared with him alone.Jian Ran saw a fucking unread message, and thought that his mother had started, but went in with a complicated mood, only to find that his mother just asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy on Double Eleven.

Jian Ranran: Just a pair of shoes.

Master Mother: Don’t have enough pocket money?

Jian Ranran: ...

I don’t have enough pocket money, what a joke, my husband gave me a supplementary credit card with a limit of 100 million, did your husband give it?

Jian Ranran: No, I just have nothing to buy.

Master Mother: Have you run out of those skin care products?I'll buy you a few more sets and send them directly to your school.

Jian Ran doesn't pay much attention to what she puts on her face, it's because Jian's mother bought it and forced him to wipe it.

Jian Ranran: Alright, that mysterious sea is very useful.

Master Mother: That is the Mystery of La Mer. [laughing]

Jian Ranran: [Bai Zhantang's awkward yet polite smile.jpg]

Master Mother: It’s cold in Beijing, you can pick another down jacket for yourself.

Master Mother: [CANADAGOOSE Official Flagship Store], copy dbe□□hsdh and open Taobao

Jian Ran clicked on the Taobao link, chose one and put it in the shopping cart.He remembered that Ji Yuanxi once complained that he had no money to buy a down jacket, and asked: "Old Ji, I want to buy a down jacket, do you want it?"

Ji Yuanxi complained: "All my money has to be left to my wife for Double Eleven."

"I'll pay for you first, and you will pay me back later."

Ji Yuanxi was delighted, "Okay."

Jane handed him the phone, "Choose one yourself."

Ji Yuanxi glanced a few times, and his smile gradually froze, "Can I go to another store to choose?"

"Of course, as long as you like it."

Ji Yuanxi chose a down jacket worth about [-], and reminded him: "You remember to buy it at midnight on Double Eleven, there is a full discount."

"I know." Jian Ran clicked into the shopping cart, thought for a while, and added a "one" to the back of the down jacket he chose.

At this time, a message popped up on WeChat, someone @ him in the basketball group.

Shuangmu: Of course, are you playing golf this afternoon?Everyone has made an appointment, 5V5, it's up to you.

Zolla: I haven't seen Brother Jane on the basketball court for a long time. Is Brother Jane going to retire?

Zhi Cong: I beg the school grass to show me some face! ! ! 【Kneel for you.jpg】

Jian Ranran: ...

Jian Ran doesn't really want to play with Lin Sichen, but it's true that he hasn't played for a long time, his hands are a little itchy, and other golfers call him so enthusiastically.

Jian Ranran: What time is it in the afternoon?

After the message was sent, Jian Ran switched to the chat interface with Ren Qinglin.

Jian Ranran: I'm going to play in the afternoon.