After Marrying the School Grass

Jian Ran and Shen Zixiao were making a fuss, completely unaware that what awaited them would be the most "tragic" punishment in the world.

Jian Ran was still under Shen Zixiao's pressure at first, but when she exerted force on her hand, someone caught her off guard, and instead pressed Shen Zixiao under her body, pinched the other person's neck, and said out of breath, "Damn, why are you so hard! Hurt Dad Do you know?"

Shen Zixiao blushed with anger and looked at Jian Ran in disbelief, "You hit me? You hit me! My mother never hit me!"

"Come on, last time I went to your house, I saw your mother whipping you with slippers—"

"My mother hit me, can I call it a hit! Let go of your sister!"

"No, if you let go, you will press me again..."

Ren Qinglin leaned against the door frame and watched the play silently.Of course he knew that the two were joking around, but the pose and location of the mess made him a little annoyed.

He was reluctant to scold the senior, and he couldn't say anything about the senior's friend. If he wanted to vent his anger, he could only ask other people.

Ren Qinglin took out his mobile phone, recorded the scene in front of him, mosaiced his wife's face and waist, and opened WeChat.

.R: [image]

Lu Shixuan: ...?

After sending the WeChat message, Ren Qinglin walked into the dormitory with the same expression as usual, "Senior."

Jian Ran stopped attacking her roommate, "You're here."

"Well," Ren Qinglin wrote lightly, "what are you doing, senior?"

Shen Zixiao struggled to sit up and complained, "He's killing people!"

"Really," Ren Qinglin smiled slightly, "Senior is too much."

Shen Zixiao didn't expect that Ren Qinglin would stand by him, and he became more and more righteous and indignant: "I heard you didn't hear Jian Ran, you are too much! Even your husband can't stand it anymore!"

Jian Ran narrowed her eyes threateningly, "Ren Qinglin, can you say it again?"

"I said, the senior is too much." Ren Qinglin said leisurely, "Murdering a roommate is such a fun thing, and you don't ask me to join it."

Jian Ran: "Pfft - mine, mine, it's my fault."

Shen Zixiao: Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone.jpg

When will this team of dogs move out to live together!What the hell did he do to be the only insider of their relationship!

Ren Qinglin added: "How long do Brother Xiao plan to stay in my senior's bed?"

Ren Qinglin smiled and even politely called "Brother", but Shen Zixiao was still forced to cringe by his eyes.

"Get off now." Shen Zixiao got out of bed disheartened, just when his cell phone rang, he grabbed it and walked out, "I'm going to eat first, the dormitory is reserved for you, you can do whatever you want, you're welcome."

Once Shen Zixiao left, only Ren Qinglin and Jian Ran were left in the dormitory.Ke Yan and Ji Yuanxi could come back anytime at this time, and there was nothing they could do.

"Where are we going to eat later?" Jian Ran asked as she got out of bed.

"Senior has to take the sixth grade exam in the afternoon, let's eat near the school." Ren Qinglin stepped forward and opened his arms.

Jian Ran got out of bed halfway, and asked, "Why?"

"I'll hold the senior down."

"No need, I'm not a child." Jian Ran said so, but her body was very honest, she stood motionless on the stairs.

Ren Qinglin smiled, wrapped her arms around Jian Ran's waist, and hugged her down.

Jian Ran's feet landed on the ground, but Ren Qinglin didn't intend to let go of her hands, "Do you have confidence in the exam in the afternoon, senior?"

Jian Ran was hugged by Ren Qinglin and looked up at him, "I didn't prepare much, it all depended on my high school money. But..."

"Ok?"

Jian Ran's eyes fell on Ren Qinglin's lips, "A kiss will make you better."

Ren Qinglin said softly: "This is what the senior said."

Jian Ran's mouth hurts from being kissed.It wasn't that they kissed many times, they only kissed once.However, Ren Qinglin didn't know why he was going crazy. At the beginning, he was gentle and gentle, making Jian Ran's legs weak, but at the end, he suddenly bit Jian Ran as a punishment, which made the corners of his lips a little scratched.

Jian Ran pushed Ren Qinglin away in pain, but the other party said innocently: "Senior is so delicious, I couldn't hold it back for a while. I'm sorry, Senior."

Jian Ran feigned anger, "Apologizing is useful, why do you need the police?"

Ren Qinglin thought for a moment and said, "Or, should I let the senior bite me back?"

"..."

"Senior can bite wherever he wants."

Jian Ran was out of breath and said: "You wait for me, when I finish the sixth grade, I will... I will bite you."

"Okay." Ren Qinglin lowered his head and kissed the wound on the corner of Jian Ran's mouth, "I'll wait for the senior."

The two had lunch together, and Ren Qinglin sent Jian Ran to the examination room.On the way, Jian Ran wanted to share the "abandon" incident with Ren Qinglin, but every time he just said the beginning, he laughed so hard that he couldn't take care of himself, and he couldn't stand still. He supported Ren Qinglin's shoulder with one hand, and covered his stomach with the other. not go down.

"He kept talking in his sleep, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I took a pen—hahahahaha—I went to his bed, ahahahahaha——"

Ren Qinglin raised his eyebrows, "Senior went to his bed?"

"Yeah, I got into his bed in the dark—hahahahahaha, oh my god, I laughed so hard!"

Ren Qinglin wanted to be angry, but she couldn't get angry with the senior who laughed like this, so she could only accept her fate and say, "Senior, you were born to punish me, right?"

Jian Ran's sixth grade test was not bad, and he should have no problem passing it, and he didn't expect to get a high score.After the final exam, according to dormitory practice, the few of them planned to go out to have a good meal.Shen Zixiao couldn't come due to something, so Ji Yuanxi called Xu Keke, and Jian Ran also called Ren Qinglin.

What they ate were Chengdu skewers, mandarin duck pot bottom, with their own dipping sauce, and Jian Ran's favorite was beef skewers with beans.The tender beef is wrapped with fresh beans, put it in the big bone broth for a while, and then dipped in his exclusive dipping sauce, every bite is delicious.

Jian Ran ate happily, but she also found that there were two people on the table that were a little abnormal.

One of them was Ke Yan.If a school-wide statistic "Who spends the least amount of time on mobile phones" is made, Ke Yan will definitely be on the list.But now he actually holds the phone in both hands, bows his head and keeps typing.

Others also noticed Ke Yan's abnormality.Ji Yuanxi asked: "Yanyan, who do you send WeChat messages to?"

Ke Yan said, "My friend."

Xu Keke smiled and asked, "Boys and girls?"

Ke Yan's cheeks flushed slightly, "Female...girl."

"Wow!" Ji Yuanxi was surprised and relieved, "Yanyan, you actually! Tell me quickly, who is that girl, from our college?"

Jane asked: "Is it the girl who asked you to teach her organic chemistry last time?"

Ke Yan nodded embarrassedly.

Ji Yuanxi: "It turned out to be from the Department of Chemistry. It's ok, Yanyan, the hand is long enough."

"No, it's not." Ke Yan shook his head repeatedly, "Brother Jian is joking, she is from the Department of Mathematics."

Xu Keke: "I know a few girls from the mathematics department. How old is she? What's her name? Let me see if I've heard of it..."

Ji Xu and his wife questioned Ke Yan thoroughly.Jian Ran tapped Ren Qinglin's bowl with a bamboo stick, "Hello."

Ren Qinglin raised his eyelids lazily, "Huh?"

"From the very beginning, I felt that something was wrong with you," Jian Ran said softly, "What's wrong?"

When Ren Qinglin is with a group of people, he doesn't talk too much, but often a word can set the mood.He hardly spoke today, absent-minded.But even so, the beef he blanched for Jian Ran was still just right and delicious.

"It's not a big deal," Ren Qinglin paused, "I'll talk about it later."

Jian Ran frowned, he didn't like the stupid behavior that he didn't say clearly and held back in his heart.Fortunately, Ren Qinglin didn't intend to hold back the conversation for too long. After eating the skewers, he said to the others: "I'm going to the supermarket to buy something, can senior accompany me?"

Jane nodded, "Yes."

When the others walked away, Jian Ran immediately asked, "What's the matter?"

Ren Qinglin looked down at him, feeling aggrieved and complaining, "Senior, I seem to be jealous."

"Jealous?" Jane didn't react for a while, "Did you say when you were eating skewers?"

Ren Qinglin shook his head, "I'm jealous of Senior Shen."

Jian Ran had a black question mark face, "Huh? You mean Xiaogou?"

"Ah."

Jian Ran was at a loss, "Why?"

Ren Qinglin said softly: "He got on the senior's bed and pushed the senior on the bed—I didn't even go to the senior's bed and pushed the senior on the bed."

Jian Ran understood, "You're talking about the noon thing, we were just kidding around."

"I know," Ren Qinglin obediently drooped her long eyelashes, "Senior and Shen Zixiao are best friends, and I used to live at his house during the senior's vacation. I know all this. But I saw you on the same bed, or won't be happy."

"..."

"I'm sorry, senior," Ren Qinglin said with bright eyes, "I'm too stingy."

I have to say, Ren Qinglin's lovely and pitiful white lotus appearance is really...

It's so heartbreaking and pity!Especially the aggrieved and remorseful eyes matched with his face, Jian Ran suddenly understood why the emperor in the Gongdou drama would be fooled around by some white lotus flowers.

Let me ask, if you were an emperor, fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, and empress Ren, whose natal family was in full swing, said wrongly in front of you, "The concubine is jealous", what would you do? !

What the hell do you need to ask? !

Come here, reward Mr. Shen with ten boards, and then throw them out for me!

If the queen who dared to provoke me is unhappy, this is the end!

Jian Ran frantically coaxed her "Queen", "No, no, no, this is not your problem. Think about it differently, if I... No, if I saw you and Huang Feihong on the same bed...Uh... ..."

He doesn't seem to be jealous?

This might be a matter of face, what if it was Lu Shixuan instead?

Jian Ran took a breath, and said solemnly: "I will pay attention to it in the future. I'm sorry, Ren Qinglin."

"Shen Zixiao is the brother of the senior. I have no opinion on what you do together. I also believe that you are just very good friends. But reason is one thing, and actual reaction is another."

Jane nodded frequently, "I understand."

It's like he believes that Ren Qinglin only likes him, but if he sees Ren Qinglin getting too close to others, regardless of gender, he will definitely feel uncomfortable.

Ren Qinglin smiled slightly, "So the senior doesn't blame me for being jealous?"

"Of course, I don't want to blame you." Jian Ran said, "However, why did you say it now? You've been holding back for a long time."

"Because I don't want to affect the seniors taking the sixth grade exam."

"..."

God, what kind of fairy wife is this!It's time to be jealous!

Jian Ran was so moved that she wanted to cry, "Ren Qinglin, don't worry, what happened this time won't happen again. Next time Shen Zixiao wants to sleep on my bed, I will definitely kick him off!"

"Really?"

Jane swears to the sky, "Really!"

"Then, can the senior write a letter of guarantee?"

Jian Ran:? ? ?

"What—what book?"

"Guarantee letter." Ren Qinglin said, "It doesn't need to be too much, just write a sentence."

Jane asked subconsciously: "What are you talking about?"

"'My bed is for my husband alone.'"