After Marrying the School Grass

Jian Ran has lived to this age, and has written guarantee letters twice.The first time was coaxed by his mother to write a letter of guarantee "I will never marry a wife and forget my mother" when he was young and ignorant; No matter how gentle and beautiful girls chase me, I will never fall in love early".He never expected that the third letter of guarantee would be born when he was 20 years old, and it was written to a boy.

Jian Ran returned to the dormitory, Shen Zixiao was the only one in the dormitory.The dog roommate sat at the table, for the first time, instead of playing with the computer and mobile phone, he was buried in writing something.

Jane asked: "What are you doing?"

Shen Zixiao said vaguely, "I'm studying."

"Don't be ashamed." Jian Ran sarcastically said, "If you don't eat skewers and stay in the dormitory to study, I will think you have been pierced by the soul."

Shen Zixiao argued: "Don't look down on people."

Jane walked over, "Okay, then let me see if you are studying."

Shen Zixiao threw his whole body on the table, blocking the pen and paper, "Don't show it, get lost."

"How did you talk to your adoptive father?" Jian Ran rolled up her sleeves, "You're looking for smoke. Do you know that your adoptive father was almost killed by you?"

Shen Zixiao laughed angrily, "Hello? Who was almost killed by whom, please tell me again?"

Jian Ran hesitated to speak, "Forget it."

It's not a glorious thing to write a letter of guarantee to your wife, it's better not to show off.

Ji Yuanxi came back from the shower, wiped his hair and said, "Today's skewers are delicious, Xiaogou, you missed a hundred million."

"It's okay," Shen Zixiao said, "Jane still owes me a few meals, let him treat me next time."

Jian Ran: "Haha."

"By the way, Lao Ji," Shen Zixiao said mysteriously, "I want to ask you something."

"Say."

Shen Zixiao glanced at the door and lowered his voice: "Have you...that..."

"Ah?" Ji Yuanxi poked out his ears, "I just took a shower and my brain was flooded, please speak up, I can't hear clearly!"

Shen Zixiao raised his voice: "Have you ever written a letter of self-criticism to your wife?!"

Jian Ran, who was playing with her mobile phone, paused with her fingertips and pricked up her ears.

"Yes, I have."

"What about the letter of guarantee?" Jian Ran asked.

"Yes." Ji Yuanxi didn't care, "I wrote it several times."

"Several times?" Jane was slightly surprised, "What have you done?"

"When we first started dating, I didn't know anything. My sister next door watched a movie alone and didn't report it. She was so angry that I wrote a thousand-word self-criticism before coaxing her to be okay. Once, when she went back to Shanghai with me, I ran into a high school classmate on the street, and I subconsciously let go of her hand, and she thought I didn't want to disclose my relationship, so she wrote it again..."

Jian Ran hesitated and said, "Isn't it all trivial matters?"

Ji Yuanxi shrugged, "You think it's a trivial matter, but in the eyes of a girl, it's a sign of not loving her."

Jian Ran and Shen Zixiao's gazes collided, and they looked away tacitly.

After taking a shower and changing clothes, Jian Ran sat down at the desk.He took a deep breath, picked up the pen, stroke by stroke on the white paper, and wrote the three big characters "Guarantee Letter" squarely.

Ji Yuanxi passed by by chance and made a fuss: "Hey, but, what are you writing? Damn, your face is so red——"

The fact that Shen Zixiao went to take the CET-90.00 test with English words on his forehead was posted on the forum, along with high-definition photos. [-]% of the comments on dozens of pages were "hahahaha", and the remaining [-]% were emoticons. .Shen Zixiao suddenly became a "celebrity", and all of this was thanks to Jian Ran.

Shen Zixiao nagged in Jian Ran's ear whenever he had something to do, reminding him of his debts.Jian Ran was annoyed by him, and said, "I'll treat you to dinner, immediately, immediately."

Shen Zixiao complained quietly: "It's not necessary, for the sake of family harmony, I can't have dinner alone with you in the near future."

Jian Ran:? ? ?

"You owe your meal first. I plan to skip my English class in the afternoon. If the roll is called, you can answer it for me."

But it's a trivial matter, and Jane readily agreed.

Both Jian Ran and Shen Zixiao's English electives are "Selected Readings from Western Newspapers and Periodicals". The professors basically don't call them by name, and many people skipped classes.Jian Ran walked into the classroom, and Xu Keke who was sitting in the back row waved to him: "Jian Ran, here!"

Jian Ran sat down beside her and asked, "Why?"

"Ke Yan's prospective girlfriend is from the Department of Mathematics. I made some inquiries yesterday."

Jian Ran: "Oh, then what?"

"That girl just broke up with her ex-boyfriend-do you know who her ex-boyfriend is?"

Jian Ran lowered her head and replied to Ren Qinglin's message, "Who?"

"The top student in the mathematics department is the one who was tortured by Ke Yan with high math problems at the Halloween party last time."

Jian Ran looked at Xu Keke puzzledly, "So?"

Xu Keke looked unpredictable, "Don't you think it's a coincidence?"

"It's okay." Jian Ran said, "Maybe they just like Xueba?"

Xu Keke blinked, "It's fine if it's just like this. However, this girl's reputation is not very good. It is said that she is quite vain."

Jian Ran felt nothing, "Vanity is not a big problem."

"..." Xu Keke was speechless for a while, "Okay, I only gossip with straight men like you when I'm full. Anyway, Ke Yan is too innocent, and it's the first time he's dating a girl. You guys You should take good care of him."

Jian Ran smiled, "This is Ke Yan's business, so it's not good for others to interfere. And I've seen that girl before, she's pretty good."

Xu Keke shook her finger, "Boys are not allowed to judge girls, but girls are allowed to judge girls."

Jian Ran nodded dispensably, "Okay, I will pay attention."

"Speaking of this," Xu Keke said pretending to be casual, "Who is your girlfriend?"

Jian Ran was caught off guard by the question, and almost fell for her.

"The rings are all put on, don't you plan to announce them?"

Jian Ran said lightly: "The teacher is here."

As in the usual class, the professor selected a report from the Wall Street Journal, analyzed and interpreted it, and asked the students to express their opinions.

The professor looked at the students with a smile on his face, "Is there any student who took the initiative to speak?"

student:"……"

The professor smiled unabated, "Do you want me to order someone again? Alright." The professor flipped through the student list, "Who should I order..."

Jian Ran put her hand on her forehead to ensure that she would not have eye contact with the professor.

"Shen Zixiao?"

Jane: "..."

Professor: "Is student Shen Zixiao here?"

Jian Ran stood up resignedly, "Yes."

The classmates who knew Jian Ran secretly laughed. Jian Ran greeted the dog's roommate's ancestor in her heart, and used his decent English to deal with it.

The professor nodded, "That's a good point. Does anyone have any other opinions?"

The audience was silent.

The professor looked down at the list again, "Jane, what do you think?"

Jian Ran:? ? ? ? ? ?

Fuck?Are you kidding me?

Xu Keke: "Puff hahahaha——"

"Student Jian Ran?" The professor pushed his glasses, "Isn't Classmate Jian Ran here?"

Sitting on the chair, Jane blushed, watching the professor shake his head and write something on the list.

Xu Keke looked at Jian Ran sympathetically, "If there is a selection of good Chinese roommates, I will definitely vote for you."

Jian Ran was so angry that her hands were shaking, she found out the wechat of her dog roommate, and frantically scrolled through the emoticons.

Jian Ranran: [Chopper] [Chopper] [Chopper]

Shen Zixiao: [Black question mark.jpg]

Shen Zixiao: What's wrong?

Jian Ranran: Shen Zixiao, you still owe me all your life! ! !

Shen Zixiao: [Dog face is confused.jpg]

Jian Ran was afraid that he would vomit blood and die if he continued talking to Shen Zixiao, so he returned to the chat interface with Ren Qinglin, and instantly changed his style of painting.

Jian Ranran: [Here, it's cool (the mushroom head points to the little heart)]

Jian Ranran: [Unable to cry.jpg]

.R: What's wrong?

Jian Ranran: I'll talk to you later. 【Cry till fainting.jpg】

A few minutes later, Ren Qinglin replied: Senior, look up.

Jian Ran was taken aback for a moment, she looked up out of the window, and she saw Ren Qinglin standing outside.

Jian Ranran: Don't you have classes too? Why did you come here suddenly?

.R: Come and take away the senior who cried until he passed out.

Although skipping classes for her husband is not worth advocating, Jian Ran has to admit that only Ren Qinglin can heal him now.

Jane touched her chest.Ah, it's warm.

.R: Class ends in a few minutes, and I'm waiting for the senior outside.

Jian Ran's goal is too obvious, and it's really not easy to slip away.He spent the remaining few minutes like a year, and when the bell rang for the end of get out of class, he flew out immediately.

"Ren Qinglin——" In front of all the classmates, Jian Ran hugged Ren Qinglin who was standing still, and said in a low voice: "Woooooo, I'm so miserable, my wife."

In a polytechnic where there is a huge disparity in the ratio of men to women, it is no surprise that boys who play well often cuddle and cuddle.Several boys in the same class joked: "Brother Jian is so damn lucky today, go buy a lottery ticket, you are sure to win!"

"Xiaogou must treat Brother Jane to dinner. To be honest, Brother Jane's unmoving figure when the professor clicked on Brother Jane's name almost made me cry—"

"If someone treats me like this, I would be willing to bend for him!"

Jian Ran turned her head and said angrily: "Go away, stop talking sarcasticly in front of Dad, and go eat your meal."

The boys left with a smile on their face. Ren Qinglin probably guessed what happened from their words, touched Jian Ran's head, and said, "It's just an absence from work, it won't have much impact."

"I know. But I just can't be reconciled! If it's because of your absence, it's fine, but it turned out to be because of a fool! I hate it!"

Ren Qinglin coaxed him patiently: "We'll collect debts from him later. Let's have dinner first, and then go to the internet cafe for duo. The game has updated Christmas skins. I'll buy them all for seniors, okay?"

Jian Ran said in a muffled voice, "All right."

Ren Qinglin took Jian Ran to eat Cantonese cuisine, and packed two cups of Jian Ran's favorite milk tea to go to the internet cafe.Shen Zixiao happened to be online too, so he took the initiative to send an application for forming a team, but Jian Ran refused without hesitation.Soon, Shen Zixiao's private message arrived.

Shen Siye: I heard about the British class!Not much else to say, a thousand words are contained in these two words.

Fourth Master Shen: foster father!

When will Iron Fist be deleted: Get out, don't let me run into you on the ladder.

Fourth Master Shen: Alright, I'm going offline right now. PS: When come back tonight, I will prepare supper for foster father!

When will Iron Fist delete it: [smiles]

Jian Ran put on a new skin, and played matchmaking with Ren Qinglin.Don't need to think about getting higher points, Jian Ran let herself go all the way, practiced a few heroes that she didn't play often, Ren Qinglin played with the nipple position, fed him well, and made his game experience almost perfect.

It was already late when the two came out of the Internet cafe.There were not many people on the road, so Jian Ran put her hand into Ren Qinglin's pocket, "Here is something for you."

"Ok?"

"I can't watch it now." Jian Ran's eyes dodged a little, "I'll watch it when I go back."

Ren Qinglin chuckled, "Okay."

The two parted ways downstairs in the dormitory, taking advantage of the housekeeper's aunt not paying attention, Jian Ran quickly kissed Ren Qinglin on the face, "See you tomorrow."

"Wait," Ren Qinglin pulled Jian Ran back, "Senior kissed the wrong place."

Ren Qinglin couldn't wait to go back to the dormitory, so he took out the things Jian Ran gave him from his pockets in the corridor.

It was a small paper crane, and when it was spread out, Jian Ran's slightly childish font came into view.

"Guarantee"

I, Jian Ran, hereby declare: From now on, my husband (Ren Qinglin) will only sleep on my bed.

Otherwise, I was bald at 25.

PS: Only give him a kiss on the mouth. (>ω

Guarantor: Jane

Guaranteed aging: 100 years

Date: 2019 Year 12 Month 14 Day