After Marrying the School Grass

April 20st is April Fool's Day and Jian Ran's birthday.Last year, Jian Ran was still a single dog. She celebrated her [-]th birthday with three of them in the dormitory. At that time, the three of them asked him what gift he wanted, and Jian Ran said: "I really want one."

The three looked at him: "Say what you say."

"On my birthday, you are not allowed to punish me, but I can punish you."

The three looked at each other.

"And no matter how I punish you, you can't be seriously angry." Jian Ran said, "Of course, I won't do too much. You can rest assured about that."

From all aspects, Jian Ran is a roommate she could only wish for.San thought about the gift he gave them for Christmas, then looked at his face that made it impossible to say "no", and nodded without hesitation: "Okay!"

This year, Jian Ran successfully left the singles, and even moved out to live with her partner.The day before his birthday, the three held a symposium in the dormitory.

Shen Zixiao: "I think it's Ren Qinglin's business to celebrate Jian Ran's birthday, so let's not mess with it this year, just give him a gift."

Ke Yan: "But I think since we are Brother Jian's friends, we should celebrate his birthday. What's more, we promised him last year."

Shen Zixiao complained: "Of course you can say that, Jian Ran loves you so much, but last year you just replaced your "University Physics" with "Twelve Magical Weapons to Fascinate Girls"..."

"'Just'?" Ke Yan said in disbelief, "I always sit in the first row in class, can you imagine his expression and my mood when I took out the book under the eyes of Teacher Dawu? ?”

"What are you doing? Are you as miserable as I am?!" Shen Zixiao retorted angrily, "I brushed my teeth properly and ate a mouthful of mustard!"

Ji Yuanxi was sullen, "Stop arguing, I was the one who suffered the most. When I was on the phone with Ke Ke, he used a fake voice to call 'husband, I'm so lonely', I was almost torn apart by Ke Ke Okay! I have been explaining to Ke Ke all the time, but Ke Ke can't believe that the voice of such a soft girl is naturally coming out..."

Shen Zixiao couldn't help laughing, "He even went to learn false pronunciation for a few days just to tease you, it's really hard work."

Ji Yuanxi: "Laugh now, and see if you can still smile tomorrow."

The three were silent for a minute, and Ke Yan said: "We have basically figured out Brother Jian's routine. We just need to be careful tomorrow and keep a distance from him, and we might be able to escape."

Ji Yuanxi: "You're right, the three of us can't beat one of them? Three cobblers are worth one Zhuge Liang!"

Shen Zixiao calmly analyzed: "Not necessarily, he is not fighting alone, he has a husband now. Ren Qinglin looked at Yazi who has a very easy-to-use brain. In my opinion, the situation is not optimistic."

The three were silent for a while, Ji Yuanxi said: "No, we can't just sit and wait for death."

Ke Yan: "Do you have any good ideas?"

Ji Yuanxi looked like an old god, "Whether we can pass April Fool's Day safely tomorrow, the key lies in Lin Lin. As long as he is willing to let us know the truth, we will have a golden finger and start with God's perspective. No matter how hard we try, we just need to watch him act coldly."

"It's easy to say," Shen Zixiao said coolly, "Why should Ren Qinglin help us? Who are we to him?"

Ji Yuanxi said firmly: "How will you know if you don't try? What if?"

Shen Zixiao hit him: "Impossible, you should die."

In the elective class, Fang Huifeng finished a game of eating chicken, raised his head to exercise his muscles, and was surprised to find that Ren Qinglin was also playing games, so he asked, "What are you playing? Don't you like playing games?"

"Am I playing a game?" Ren Qinglin said indifferently, "I am accompanying my wife." Jian Ran has no class this afternoon and is lying at home bored.

Fang Huifeng cupped his hands, "Farewell."

"And this game is quite interesting." Ren Qinglin said.

Jian Ran recently streamed "Hearthstone" and took Ren Qinglin to play with her.This kind of card game relies on both luck and brains. To Ren Qinglin, it is much more interesting than moba games. Under the influence of Jian Ran, he will play a game whenever he has nothing to do. "Hearthstone" has a mode of playing against friends. The two often rely on the win or loss of the game to decide who will cook today, who will wash the dishes, who will mop the floor, and who will be on it at night (Jian Ran: What is the difference between who goes up and who goes down? ! It’s not me who was raped!).

Fang Huifeng looked at it for a while, and asked curiously, "Who is better, you or brother Jian?"

Ren Qinglin: "We are evenly matched opponents."

After fighting for a few minutes, there was no movement from Jian Ran's side. When the round was about to end, Jian Ran surrendered: "I choose to die!"

Fang Huifeng: "You won't let him?"

"He won't let me either."

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Ren Qinglin took his book and prepared to go home.Fang Huifeng said: "I'll go with you, I'll go get a courier, brother Jian's birthday present has arrived."

Ren Qinglin asked: "What are you going to give him?"

Fang Huifeng: "Electric saucepan."

Ren Qinglin:?

"He likes to make soup. It's so practical to send a pot." Fang Huifeng marveled at his wit, "This way you can also have good food, perfect!"

Ren Qinglin: "...It really is a gift from a straight man."

As soon as the two walked out of the classroom, Ji Yuanxi appeared and grabbed Ren Qinglin's arm, "Linlin, if you want to save us, you must save us!"

Ren Qinglin: "What's wrong?"

Ji Yuanxi told Ren Qinglin about the tragic experience of the three people in the dormitory last year. Ren Qinglin heard half of it and interrupted him: "What did you just say?"

"Ah?" Ji Yuanxi was stunned for a moment, and said, "I'm talking about him..."

"It's not Ke Yan, it's you." Ren Qinglin asked, "What did my senior do to you?"

"Oh, he called me 'husband' when I was on the phone with Coco..."

Ren Qinglin narrowed his eyes, "Repeat your first sentence again."

Ji Yuanxi was at a loss, "You must save us?"

"Don't save me," Ren Qinglin said flatly, "you can wish for luck."

Ji Yuanxi went crazy, "Why?! Don't you have any sympathy at all?!"

Ren Qinglin said: "Because I think he looks cute when he does bad things."

Ren Qinglin packed a large portion of non-spicy spicy pot and went home. When he walked to the gate of the community, he received Jian Ran's WeChat.

Big baby: I have arrived by express delivery, help me get it.

Big baby: [90-degree bow thank you.jpg]

.R: Husband.

big baby:?

.R: No call, no take.

Big baby: [I suspect that you have a problem here (the mushroom head points to the head).jpg]

.R: Then the senior will get it by himself later.

Big Baby: Husband!

Big baby: Husband, please help me get the courier duck!

Ren Qinglin returned home with the spicy pot and the courier.Jian Ran was lying on the sofa playing with her mobile phone, when she heard the sound of the door opening, she rushed to the door.

The target of his gallop was not Ren Qinglin, nor Mala Xiangguo, but those few couriers.

Ren Qinglin asked: "What did the senior buy so excited?"

Jian Ran smiled meaningfully, "My birthday present."

After Ren Qinglin saw the "gift", he laughed and said, "Seniors are ruthless enough. But they were already prepared, I'm afraid they won't be so easy to deceive."

Jian Ran was very confident, "So I need your help, you don't have class tomorrow afternoon, right?"

After dinner, Ren Qinglin took the initiative to invite Jian Ran to play "Hearthstone" together.Jian Ran readily agreed, "But the housework is done, what are we betting on?"

Ren Qinglin: "I heard that you have a little false voice?"

Jian Ran was surprised and said, "How do you know?"

Ren Qinglin leaned close to Jian Ran's ear and whispered a word.

Jian Ran opened her eyes, "Damn it, is it such a big game?"

Ren Qinglin smiled and said, "It just so happens that the senior's birthday is coming up, so consider it a sideshow?"

Jane looked at him suspiciously.

Ren Qinglin was very calm, "Don't tell me the senior doesn't want to avenge the last time?"

Jane can't be fooled by him, "I don't necessarily win."

Ren Qinglin: "I can give you two rounds."

Jian Ran's eyes lit up, "Is this true?"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "Really."

After 10 minutes, Jianran roared the whole room, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ren Qinglin said slowly, "I'd like to bet and admit defeat, senior."

Jian Ran was depressed, and cast a sad look at Ren Qinglin: "Young brother is too much."

Ren Qinglin rubbed his hair, "Who told the senior to call someone 'husband'? This is punishment."

At midnight, Ren Qinglin wished Jian Ran a happy birthday in a special way on the bed.He was firmly dragged by Ren Qinglin's hand, with his back against the wall, bumping up and down.Because his feet were off the ground, he instinctively felt unsafe, so he could only wrap his legs around Ren Qinglin's waist tightly, which made it easier for Ren Qinglin to give him gifts.

Afterwards, Jian Ran rested for a long time before recovering from the emptiness.He glanced at the time and said, "It's really been from 20 years old to 21 years old."

Ren Qinglin kissed the corner of his eye and said, "Happy birthday, senior, go open the present."

"where?"

Ren Qinglin: "There are 38800 rune stones on your game account, so seniors can enjoy the fun of drawing cards."

Due to the reduction in living expenses, Jian Ran seldom spends money on games, but "Hearthstone" needs to collect money to collect cards, and he has been reluctant to recharge. The number of cards is limited, which is also the main reason why he often loses to Ren Qinglin reason.

Jian Ran exclaimed: "Ren Qinglin, you understand me so fucking well! This is what I need most now!"

Ren Qinglin smiled, "I don't understand why you are your husband?"

Jian Ran immediately entered the game, geared up for a while, and was about to open the card pack when she suddenly stopped.He handed the mobile phone to Ren Qinglin and said, "You pump for me, I'm not happy."

Ren Qinglin said: "I'm not European either, the seniors should do it themselves."

Jane shook her head, "Come on, I believe in you."

Ren Qinglin: "Huh? Why?"

Jane said naturally: "Because you are my little luck."

Ren Qinglin: "..." Fuck, I was caught off guard.

On April Fool's Day, Shen Zixiao and the others were on first-level alert from the moment they opened their eyes in the morning.However, the morning passed without incident.

Ke Yan said, "Will Brother Jian forget us?"

"Yanyan, be more sober!" Ji Yuanxi growled, "That's true!"

"Old Ji is right." Shen Zixiao's expression was solemn, "Jian Ran must be playing hard to get, we must not take it lightly."

In the professional class in the afternoon, the three met Jian Ran.Jian Ran took up four positions and beckoned them to come over.The three dared not move, and looked at Jian Ran vigilantly.

Jian Ran raised her eyebrows, "Is this how you help me celebrate my birthday?"

Shen Zixiao: "If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, it's either rape or robbery."

Jian Ran lazily said: "Don't you even look at who the teacher of this class is, I'm going to punish you in her class, am I crazy?"

This makes sense.The three looked at each other, relieved a little, and sat down beside Jian Ran.

In this class, Jian Ran was as expected.After class, they started to keep a relatively safe distance from Jian Ran as if they were facing an enemy.

Jian Ran was speechless: "What are you doing?"

The three nodded in unison, "As for, very as for."

Jian Ran sneered, "Then do you still want to have dinner with me?"

Meals still have to be eaten, and birthday gifts have to be given.Several people called Fang Huifeng, Xu Keke and Lu Shixuan, and went to the restaurant for dinner together. After the meal, there was a big five-layer cake.

Ren Qinglin lit the 21 candles on the cake one by one, and said, "Senior, please make a wish."

Jane thought for a while and said, "I don't have any wishes."

He is living happily and contentedly now, and he can't think of any wish to make for a while.

Xu Keke said: "Then you make a wish that I won't get fat no matter how much I eat."

Fang Huifeng: "Maybe I wish I could get out of the single soon."

Jian Ran smiled and said: "It's a beautiful idea." He glanced at Ren Qinglin, silently made a wish in his heart, and blew out the candle.

The whole birthday party was very harmonious, and Jian Ran didn't do anything to the three people in the dormitory until the end.On the way back to the dormitory, Ke Yan said guiltily: "It's our villain's heart."

Ji Yuanxi nodded in agreement: "We think too badly of Ranran."

Shen Zixiao: "Is this the power of love? Enough to change a person?"

The three of them returned to the dormitory, Ji Yuanxi hummed a song and went to take a bath, while washing, the water flowing from the shower suddenly turned red.

Ji Yuanxi: "Huh?"

There was a howling of ghosts, foxes and wolves in the bathroom. Shen Zixiao and Ke Yan hurried over and asked, "Old Ji? What's wrong with you, Old Ji!"

Ji Yuanxi was about to cry, "Damn it's tomato powder! I'm scared to death..."

"Ah? Did Jane start?"

Ji Yuanxi: ...I cannot be the only one who gets hurt!

"It's okay," Ji Yuan Xiyun said lightly, "I'm just joking with you."

Shen Zixiao complained: "Then you screamed too badly, those who didn't know thought our dormitory was killing pigs."

At this moment, Shen Zixiao's cell phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID, picked up the phone, and said, "Hello, Dad?"

Jian Ran on the other end of the phone suppressed a smile: "Here you are, son!"

Shen Zixiao didn't come up in one breath, almost suffocated, and heard Ke Yan's unbelievable scream from behind: "Ah - who is so wicked, shitting on my chair!"

Shen Zixiao leaned over and saw a lump flying on Ke Yan's chair. He sniffed it vigorously and said, "It doesn't smell, it's fake!"

Ke Yan picked up a pen, poked Xiang Xiang carefully, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother Jian is too bad!"

Zhang Shu worked as a counselor in the university. He used to live alone in the school. After getting engaged to his girlfriend, he found a community near the school and began to live with his girlfriend.

One time when he came home from get off work, he ran into Jian Ran in the elevator, and unexpectedly discovered that the two were neighbors.Zhang Shu asked him: "Are you living with Ren Qinglin?"

Jane: "Yes."

Zhang Shu said "Oh", "Has he been honest recently?"

Jian Ran smiled and said, "Honestly, I told him to go east, but he will never go west. Brother Shu, don't worry."

"That's good."

Zhang Shu thought that Ren Qinglin had really calmed down now.Unexpectedly, one day, when he went to dry clothes on the balcony, and the curtain on the opposite bed was not drawn, he actually saw Ren Qinglin walking into the room with a long-haired girl in a hat with her arms around her.

Zhang Shu's hand holding the hanger trembled slightly.

There are only zero and countless times for men to cheat, this sentence is simply the truth.He must have had a brain twitch at that time so he didn't tell Jian Ran the truth.

This time, he will never be silent again!

In the end, while enduring Ren Qinglin's troublesome fingers, Jian Ran wanted to cry while listening to the indignant scolding of the counselor on the phone.

The author has something to say:

Counselor: What dog man!I fight with you!