After Marrying the School Grass

On the eve of the May Day holiday, Ren Qinglin was "borrowed" by Ren's father to conduct market research overseas.Ren Qinglin asked Jian Ran to go with her, but Jian Ran refused without thinking: "I don't know anything about shopping malls, so what should I do, be a vase?"

Ren Qinglin said: "The elder brother must be the most beautiful vase."

Jian Ran straightened Ren Qinglin's collar, "I really don't want to go, the holiday is only a few days away, I'm too lazy to run so far. Just go, remember to miss me."

Ren Qinglin looked down at him, "Okay, then I'll try to get back as soon as possible."

Jian Ran pretended to say: "No, there are a lot of fun over there, you can play for a few more days before returning."

Ren Qinglin smiled, bent over and hugged Jian Ran, "No, I will die without my brother."

After Jian Ran sent Ren Qinglin away, she did not go home, but went to the dormitory.The three roommates were all there, and Jane announced: "I'm free on vacation, does anyone want to ask me out to play?"

Ji Yuanxi asked: "Where is Linlin?"

"He went on a business trip with his dad."

Shen Zixiao said coolly: "You think of us at this moment? Sorry, we are not spare tires."

Jian Ran narrowed her eyes, "Say it again?"

"Well, I'm going home for the holidays," Ke Yan said, "Brother Jian, if you're bored, would you like to go back with me?"

Shen Zixiao said: "If I remember correctly, you are from Hunan, right? If you let Jian Ran, who has to go for gastric lavage after eating some chili, go home with you, are you going to murder your roommate?"

Ke Yan quickly explained: "I didn't mean that! Brother Jian, trust me!"

"I know you don't have one," Jian Ran said, "If you do, Xiaogou does."

Ji Yuanxi asked: "Yanyan, what fun things do you have over there?"

Ke Yan said: "My home is a small county on the [-]th line. There are not many places to play, but it is very close to Zhangjiajie."

Thinking that she had nothing else to do, Jian Ran said, "Okay, I'll go to your house!"

Jian Ran and Ke Yan took the plane first, then the high-speed train, and finally the bus.When we arrived at Ke Yan's house, it happened to be dinner time.Although the county is small, it is very lively. Electric vehicles are the main way for people to travel, and there are only five bus lines in total.

Ke Yan's father is an elementary school teacher, and his mother is a nurse. The family of three lives in the family area of ​​the hospital.Both Ke's father and Ke's mother are hospitable people. When they learned that their son was going to bring his classmates back to play, they made preparations early in the morning. The dishes on the table were all non-spicy, which made Jian Ran very embarrassed. "Uncle and aunt, you don't have to think about me, I can still eat a little spicy food."

Mother Ke smiled and helped Jian Ran pick up some food, "It's okay, our family didn't like spicy food that much."

Ke Yan nodded vigorously, "Yes, Brother Jian, that's how we usually eat."

Father Ke pushed his glasses and said, "Yanyan told us that you took good care of him in college. You were his best friend and the first friend he brought home. You treat this as your own home." That's it, don't be polite with us."

After eating, Jian Ran visited Ke Yan's room.The room is not big, but it is very cozy. The walls are full of awards, and the corners are full of thick books, all of which are materials for preparing for the college entrance examination.Jian Ran casually flipped through a few pages of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", and instinctively began to feel unwell, "Yanyan, it's been so long since the college entrance examination, why do you still keep them?"

Ke Yan took out the heavy professional books from the suitcase and put them on the desk, "I'm used to it, I can't sleep at night without them."

Jian Ran: "...terrible."

Ke Yan was a little embarrassed, "Brother Jian, isn't my house boring?"

"No," Jian Ran said, "I think it's quite interesting. Can you ride an electric car?"

"Yes."

"Then teach me, I've never ridden before."

Ke Yan smiled, "You don't need to teach this, you can ride an electric scooter if you know how to ride a bicycle."

Jian Ran was eager to try, "Then I'll try tomorrow."

The two were chatting in the room, and Ke Mama's voice came from outside the door: "Yanyan, Zhenzhen is here to find you."

As soon as the words were finished, the door was pushed open, and a tall boy in a high school uniform walked in, "Ke Yan, you fucking know to come back—"

When the boy saw Jian Ran, he was obviously stunned, "You are..."

Ke Yan introduced: "He is my college roommate, Jian Ran; Brother Jian, this is the neighbor's younger brother who lives across the street, named Zhao Mozhen."

Zhao Mozhen stared at Jian Ran with a bit of unkindness in his eyes, as if Jian Ran owed him money.

Jian Ran is not a character to swallow her anger, she raised her chin and said, "Have you seen enough?"

Zhao Mozhen sneered and turned his head away.

Ke Yan said to him cheerfully, "Is my roommate very handsome? He's the school girl in our school."

Zhao Mozhen said directly in front of Jian Ran: "Let's just watch."

Yo, the brother next door is quite arrogant. "It's so late, why are you looking for Yanyan?" Jian Ran said, "Have you finished your homework? How did you rank in the exam?"

Zhao Mozhen cast a cold eye, "None of your business."

Ke Yan stood in front of Jian Ran, "Don't talk to Brother Jian like that!"

Zhao Mozhen was about to smile, "I said, why don't you go home? So you made a boyfriend at school, and you brought him home... Tsk, do uncles and aunts agree?"

Ke Yan said anxiously: "Don't talk nonsense! Brother Jian and I don't have that kind of relationship!"

"Why not? Call me a roommate today, and a boyfriend tomorrow. I was worried that no one wanted you, but I didn't expect you to attract bees and insects everywhere."

Ke Yan corrected him: "It's 'attracting bees and attracting butterflies'."

"I said 'leading insects' is 'leading insects'!"

Jane: "..."

The younger brother next door is handsome and handsome, but his brain is not very good, it's a pity.

Jian Ran raised his left hand, Zhao Mozhen thought he was going to declare war, and immediately made a move to prepare for a counterattack.Jian Ran rolled her eyes, pointed to the ring on her ring finger, and said, "Did you see it? Brother already has an owner, don't talk nonsense."

Zhao Mozhen looked at the ring, then at Ke Yan, "Really?"

Ke Yan said, "Of course it's true! I went to his wedding during Chinese New Year, did you forget?"

Zhao Mozhen thought about it carefully, it seems that there is such a thing.He couldn't bear to apologize to Jian Ran, and said with a sullen face: "A married man goes all the way to his classmate's house, isn't your wife jealous?"

Jian Ran wrote lightly: "What are the two boys jealous of?"

Zhao Mozhen: Momentarily speechless.jpg

At this time, Mother Ke came in with the cut fruits, and said to Jian Ran: "Xiao Ran, I don't know what fruits I don't like, I have prepared some of each."

Jian Ran: "Thank you, Auntie."

"Zhenzhen, why are you still standing," Ke's mother said, "Didn't you want to ask a math question?"

Ke Yan was surprised and said, "Hey, are you here to ask me for tutoring?"

"Yes." Zhao Mozhen glanced at Jian Ran, "But I don't want to learn if someone disturbs me."

Jian Ran: "If you love to learn but don't learn, you will get used to it."

After Jian Ran said so, she still went to the guest room prepared for him by Ke's mother to rest.Before going to bed, he made a video call with Ren Qinglin, reported today's itinerary, and made complaints about Zhao Mozhen, "I have never seen such a high school student in the second grade."

"Brother, you were also a high school student two years ago."

"I'm not the same as him," Jian Ran said, "In high school, I was mature, stable, independent, independent..."

Ren Qinglin couldn't help laughing, "Is that really how my brother evaluates me?"

"What, do you have an opinion?"

"...don't dare."

The two talked until late at night.The next day, Ke Yan borrowed a battery car from Ke's mother to teach Jian Ran how to ride it.As expected, Jian Ran knew it as soon as she learned it, and he said enthusiastically: "Ride on your beloved motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic! Let's go, I will take you shopping."

Ke Yan handed the helmet to Jian Ran and said, "Where does Brother Jian want to go?"

"Go eat your authentic food."

Ke Yan sat down on the back seat of the battery car and said, "Then go to the neighborhood of my high school, there are all delicious food!"

Ke Yannian's high school was a key county school, and only the senior three students were making up classes at this time.There is a commercial street in front of the school that specializes in student business. When passing by a snack bar, Ke Yan patted Jian Ran on the shoulder, "Brother Jian, the stinky tofu here is super delicious!"

Jian Ran braked in time, and happily said: "Two copies! Yan Yan, you get out of the car first, and I'll stop."

Ke Yan let out a "Huh", "Where is Brother Jian going to park the car?"

Jian Ran looked around, "Is there a battery car parking place near here?"

Ke Yan said seriously: "Probably not, we usually park and park randomly."

"...Then I'll do as the Romans do."

Jian Ran parked the small battery on the side of the road, and went to buy stinky tofu with Ke Yan.The proprietress selling stinky tofu saw them and asked, "Are you skipping class?"

"No," Ke Yan said, "We are college students."

The proprietress looked at Ke Yan for a while, then smiled and said, "The handsome guy next to you looks like a college student. You really don't see it at all."

Ke Yan had a baby face and was used to being called that by others. "Two servings of stinky tofu, please, one of which is not spicy, thank you."

"Don't want it to be spicy and tasteless," said the proprietress, "Why don't you add a little bit? My chili is not spicy."

Jane: "OK."

The proprietress made a portion, "Here, this is slightly spicy."

Ke Yan was about to take it, when a wheat-colored hand was placed in front of him, holding his stinky tofu firmly, "This is for me, thank you!"

Ke Yan saw who was coming, and was anxious: "No, give it back to me!"

Zhao Mozhen didn't take it seriously, "I've already said thank you, so you can treat me to stinky tofu."

Ke Yan wanted to snatch the stinky tofu back, but the other party was too tall and had long hands, so he couldn't reach it no matter what. "You're here again!" Ke Yan complained, "Forcing me to buy you food every time."

Jian Ran grasped Huadian, "'every time'? Yan Yan, does he often bully you?"

Ke Yan seemed to be stopped by the question, "This..."

Zhao Mozhen frowned, "It's you again, you haven't left yet?"

"No," Jian Ran said casually, "I have to stay here until the end of the vacation, and then go back to Beijing with Yanyan."

Zhao Mozhen scolded: "Why are you so damn haunted?"

Sensing the sexiness in Zhao Mozhen's tone, Ke Yan was a little flustered, "I'll just treat you to dinner, don't fight again."

Zhao Mozhen said disdainfully: "Don't worry, I won't fight with the boy."

"Then do you dare to fight us?"

A deliberately drawn-out male voice came from behind, and the three of them turned to look, only to see three boys wearing the same school uniform as Zhao Mozhen walking towards them casually, "Zhao Mozhen, I have a helper today. Just right, 3V3, the loser calls Dad in the QQ space, how about it?"

The proprietress was quite speechless, "It's you again, skipping class and fighting every day, your parents don't care! Let me tell you, if you want to call somewhere else, don't affect my business."

Zhao Mozhen sneered: "3V3? Are you making an international joke, I am more than excellent in 1V3."

Ke Yan: "It's 'more than enough'."

"Shut up." Zhao Mozhen pressed his fists loudly, "Ke Xiaoyan, take your roommate where you can stay cool."

Jian Ran hasn't fought since the third year of junior high school, and she misses seeing high school students pretending to be pecking at each other by chance. "Hey, can you do it? Shall I help you find a teacher?"

"Look for a fucking teacher." Zhao Mozhen took off his school uniform jacket and threw it to Ke Yan, "My mother asked me later, and she said that I was on duty at school."

A boy said: "Zhao Mozhen, do you really want to fight three times? Be careful when you talk about it for a while, and immediately go to the crematorium."

"Stop fucking nonsense." Zhao Mozhen said, "Let's go, go to the old place."

Ke Yan and Jian Ran watched the four of them leave.Ke Yan hugged Zhao Mozhen's school uniform and said helplessly, "Brother Jian, what should we do..."

Jane asked: "Is the neighbor's younger brother fighting hard?"

Ke Yan nodded, "Very powerful, he is a school bully."

"That's nothing to worry about."

The lady proprietress watching the show: "I think Xuan, last time he beat two and tied."

Jian Ran and Ke Yan looked at each other, then Jian Ran's cell phone rang, and it was Ren Qinglin who called.

"Brother, I finished my work and came back early. I'm near Ke Yan's house now—where are you, I'll find you."

"It's just in time," Jian Ran said, "Can you fight?"

Ren Qinglin: "?"

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I'm almost finished writing what I want to write, how about another Xiaogou home tomorrow? 【Thoughtful.jpg】