fish street dad

The new year is approaching, Bai Chunsheng's stomach is still motionless, the couple sometimes forget about it, only when Jiang Hong and Baiji make fresh shellfish porridge with white stripes every few days and feed them to Bai Chunsheng I remembered that I still had a baby in my stomach.

"Father, is it always like this when we mussels give birth to cubs?" Looking at his flat and firm abdomen no matter how much he ate, Bai Chunsheng couldn't help but feel a little heartbroken.He had imagined how he would look like when his stomach grew up countless times, and even thought about several reasons, such as eating too much and exercising so little belly, and the unique cultivation skills of the mussel family. Now it seems that, Probably none of them are needed.

"It's still early for you. I think you may have to wait until you go to sea before you can give birth. That's fine. If your child is born at sea, you can get familiar with life at sea early." Jiang Hong skillfully packed the dishes and chopsticks. By the way, he brought the fruit plate to him.

This season the imperial city is already covered with ice and snow, but the east coast is still warm like spring, and various fruits are also very common. Local people are used to stacking a huge fruit tower with various fresh fruits during Chinese New Year. The richer the family, the more fruits they pile. The taller the pagoda, the more expensive the fruits used. Even Bai Chunsheng couldn't avoid having someone build one in his yard to pray for a good harvest in the coming year.

The farmers have had a bumper harvest, so they will naturally be able to purchase more military rations.

Before the Chinese New Year, Wang Kunfeng organized the recruits of the new military camp under his command to go out to sea by punting. Taking the opportunity of training, they went out to sea to catch fish. When they came back, the boats were full of all kinds of fish, shrimp and crabs. , when these half-monsters were in their hometown, not to mention the expensive fresh fish and shrimp, they couldn't even eat enough coarse grains. To be able to eat a meal of fresh fish and shrimp, like now when the Chinese New Year is about to come, the prince also took them to go fishing at sea, and he only took a few baskets of fish, shrimp and crabs back to celebrate the New Year, and let people keep the rest. In the military camp, save them for Chinese New Year.

After all, Wang Kunfeng's recruits are not good at water, and he didn't dare to take these people to the deep sea to take risks. He just caught some common fish and shrimp in the offshore. Bai Chunsheng is now being fed by his two fathers with all kinds of deep sea rare fish and shrimp. My mouth is so dirty, I don't really catch a cold with these fish and shrimp.

But in the end, it was my cat master who took people to catch it himself. After thinking about it, Bai Chunsheng decided to make these sea fish into various flavors of dried fish. Among them, there is a kind of fish that looks like mandarin fish, and Bai Chunsheng picked some out in a wicked way. , made a jar of stinky mandarin fish.

This afternoon, with nothing to do, Bai Chunsheng invited Jiang Hong and Bai Ji to taste his new dishes.

As soon as they heard that the elder brother was going to make a new dish, the three younger ones immediately came over.

Then he was almost fainted by the stinky mandarin fish that opened the mouth of the jar.

"Brother! This fish is too stinky to eat." Bai Zheng pinched her nose and shouted.

"Brother, you'd better throw away this stinky fish. I'll catch you whatever fish you want to eat." Bai Kong's jade-white face had turned bluish white.

Jiang Hong and Bai Ji were also a little shocked. Since they moved to the East China Sea, because of the convenience of fishing, their daily fish and shrimps were put into the pot as soon as they landed. Let alone this rotten fish, they never ate overnight. Pass.However, they also knew that such a thing as a new dish could not be successful in one go, and they thought that it was rare for Da Lang to fail once, so as their fathers, they should not speak out against him again.

Bai Chunsheng: "..." You aboriginals who have never eaten stinky mandarin fish!Later, let you taste the charm of stinky mandarin fish!

Bai Chunsheng rolled up his sleeves, held his breath, and took out a stinky mandarin fish from the jar.

Bai Kong's eyes went dark, and he fled the scene of the crime with Bai Zheng and Bai Di in an instant.They are just cubs, do you want to be so cruel?

Jiang Hong was swayed by the fumes, Bai Ji grabbed him and the couple stayed strong with pale faces.If, if Da Lang insists on forcing them to eat this rotten and smelly fish, they, they won't be too late to escape!

All the way, Bai Chunsheng held a plate containing stinky mandarin fish, and all the servants passing by changed their faces, and there was a desperate stench wafting all over the yard.

The cook in the kitchen originally knew that the princess was going to try a new dish, so he cheered up and wanted to learn some skills, but his smile froze instantly when he smelled the terrible stench.

There was a dead silence in the small kitchen.

"What are you doing in a daze? Prepare green onions, ginger and garlic, cut a few slices of ham, fish some pickled bamboo shoots for me, and fresh red peppers, pointed ones. Today I will cook a braised stinky mandarin fish for you. "Bai Chunsheng handed the stinky mandarin fish to the cook, asked him to wash it, and cut out a diamond-shaped flower knife on the fish.

The little cook pitifully struggled to hold his breath, skillfully cleaned off the brine and mucus remaining on the surface of the marinated fish, and almost cut his hand when cutting the flower knife because the fish skin was too slippery. After the fish was taken care of, the kitchen assistant was in a bad mood. He tremblingly put the prepared salted fish on the plate, and ran outside to take a breath.

Bai Chunsheng: "..." You natives with fish lips!

After the processed stinky mandarin fish, drain the water stains on the surface, heat the oil pan, add onion, ginger and garlic to sauté until fragrant, then put the sliced ​​ham and marinated bamboo shoots into it, stir fry for a while, add the stinky mandarin fish, and add his own The sauce is fried for a while and then added to the broth. As the broth is put into the pot, a strange smell that seems to be stinky but not stinky spreads out with a burst of fresh fragrance.

Everyone was stunned. Is this stinky salted fish really edible?

Before everyone was tangled for too long, the soup in the pot was simmering, and the strange and strong fragrance in the pot could be smelled through the lid of the pot, mixed with a trace of unforgettable stench, which made people tangled !In the end to eat or not to eat?

Bai Chunsheng didn't seem to notice the entanglement of everyone.Such a fish is probably not enough for him to eat alone, and it is just fine if others don't eat it. Think about how long it has been since he ate stinky mandarin fish?Simply sad!There is not even stinky mandarin fish here!

Open the lid of the pot and see that the soup is almost collected. Bai Chunsheng pokes open the outer layer of fish skin with chopsticks. The fish inside has been marinated in a special way, and has turned into a tender white garlic clove. Pick up a piece , dipped in the soup, blew two mouthfuls, put it in the mouth, the familiar fragrance filled the mouth in an instant, and I was so moved that I cried!

With the idea of ​​desperately supporting his son's innovation, Jiang Hong picked up a pair of chopsticks, followed his example, and put a piece of fish into his mouth. The strange taste and aroma instantly made his eyes widen in surprise.

"How is it?" Bai Chunsheng looked at him proudly.

"Delicious in the world!" Jiang Hong exclaimed.

Baiji was a step behind, and as soon as he picked up the chopsticks, the eldest son picked up the spatula, copied the braised stinky mandarin fish with short and short chopsticks in braised sauce onto the dinner plate, sprinkled a handful of green onion, and turned the steamer on the other side. In a wooden barrel, scoop a little rice and put it on the side of the plate. The soup of braised stinky mandarin fish is the best for bibimbap!

"Son..." Bai Ji looked at him anxiously.

Bai Chunsheng really couldn't bear the hunger and thirst, so he reluctantly pinched the stinky mandarin fish with chopsticks from the middle. After thinking about it, he put the half of the fish head on another plate and gave it to Daddy Bai. It is big, in fact, there is not much meat, but the tail of the fish, the tip of the tail of the marinated fish can be eaten, and it will not be wasted at all.

Picking up the plate, before they had time to go outside, the three father and son sat on the simple stools in the small kitchen, holding the plate and eating.

Stinky mandarin fish is like this. It smells stinky and tastes delicious, and after taking a bite, you can't stop at all. After a while, a fish is eaten so that there is no soup left. The rice was so delicious that Jiang Hong and Bai Ji wanted to pick up the chopped green onion in the soup and eat it.

The three young ones came a step late, didn't even get a mouthful of soup, and immediately stared at the three adults with condemnation, it was too much!Didn't even leave a mouthful for them!They completely forgot about the fact that they "treacherously" ran away when they smelled the stench.

"Want to eat?" Bai Chunsheng looked at the three little ones with a smile.

"Yeah!" The three little ones nodded repeatedly.

"No way! You have just made such a stall, and you have to save it for the New Year's Eve, bear with it!" Bai Chunsheng laughed loudly and ordered people to put away the rest of the stinky mandarin fish, just such a small amount in stock , or save some food.

The five members of the Bai family watched with despair as the jar of stinky mandarin fish was ruthlessly sent back to the cellar.

9 days left until Chinese New Year...

Probably the stinky mandarin fish stimulated the late-night supper gene in Bai Chunsheng's body, and then, this guy couldn't help but produce stinky tofu and stinky dried rice, thanks to the fact that the temperature on the east coast is not low, otherwise it would have to be left in the imperial city, I'm afraid that the stinky tofu won't grow mold even after the spring.

I don't know if it's because of the high humidity at the seaside. Bai Chunsheng originally wanted to make stinky tofu, but in the end, the moldy tofu was covered with finger-long white mold, and turned into Huangshan hairy tofu... Forget it, Hairy tofu can be considered a kind of stinky tofu. Bai Chunsheng liked to eat it when he was traveling in Huizhou, so he immediately ordered someone to take out his grill.

The five members of the Bai family looked at the hairy tofu covered with white downy mold: "..."

Silently gathered around the grill.

They still haven't forgotten the painful experience of stinky mandarin fish last time. At that time, they missed the delicious food they had never eaten because of hesitation. This time, they will not let it go.

Although this edamame looks more terrifying than stinky mandarin fish.

The top-quality charcoal fire was ignited, and the oiled iron plate made a rattling sound. The fluffy tofu was picked up by chopsticks and placed on the iron plate. The side that touched the oil instantly made a rattling sound. The strange fragrance permeates in an instant.

Bai Chunsheng took a brush with a smile, and slowly brushed the prepared sauce and chili sauce on it, and then turned it over. After a while, both sides of the tofu were fried until golden, smelling delicious and very appetizing.

I don't know why, it looks like moldy and spoiled tofu, but it smells so fragrant after brushing with the sauce and frying. Seeing that the frying is almost done, Bai Chunsheng took out a few small plates, each of which was divided into two pieces. Let them taste it first, don't look at this stuff smells delicious, in fact, not everyone likes to eat it.

Sure enough, Bai Ji and Bai Kong didn't ask for more after eating these two pieces. On the contrary, Bai Zheng really liked eating this green tofu. After eating, she took an empty plate and stood eagerly in front of her elder brother, begging for food. obvious.

"Okay, eat two more pieces. This is the first time you eat it. You can't eat too much. Try it first to see if your stomach can accept it. If you like it, brother will do it next time." Bai Chunsheng put two pieces on her plate .

The temporary garden is extremely warm, but the new military camp outside the city is loose on the outside and tight on the inside.

Tonight, they will secretly send the first batch of new troops to the island where the Tibetan soldiers are located.

Speaking of which, Wang Kunfeng's strategy can be realized so easily, thanks to the fact that they recruited all half-demons.

As we all know, half-demon bloodlines are heterogeneous, and some of them will return to their ancestors, which leads to various strange shapes of half-demons. It is as quiet as a chicken, but it may become manic like a mad dog in the next second, and it is impossible for the royal family to give the white-striped shells that suppress the blood riots to these lowly half-demons in their eyes. Because of this, Wang Kunfeng agreed to replace the emperor. When training the new army, in fact, there was an invisible treaty with the emperor that could not be recorded in the book, but had to be acquiesced: during the training process of the new army, a certain percentage of casualties was allowed.

It sounds brutal.However, for the sake of the stability of the entire army, the emperor would not care if some "uncontrollable" half-monsters continued to stay in the new army, and even gave Wang Kunfeng absolute power of life and death. His existence, he can immediately wipe it out on the spot, all he needs to do is write a secret letter afterwards.

Although the world looks down on the blood of the half-demon, but, in order to supplement the military strength of the dynasty, the behavior of wantonly training and killing the half-demon, said that the censors would hit the pillars, and the emperor himself was unwilling to take the blame, so he "hinted" Wang Kun Feng, let him take action to deal with those uncontrolled half-demons.

Not to mention vicious.

However, it also left a glimmer of life for Wang Kunfeng and the others.

This kind of obliteration can never be made public. That is to say, those half-demons who disappeared for no reason may be obliterated by Wang Kunfeng instead of the emperor.It's also possible...that he hid it.

But now, what Wang Kunfeng and the others have to do is to put on a show in front of the two inner eunuchs.

"What should I do? How long will it be later? Do I want to turn into a beast or a half-beast? I'm afraid I'm too strong to bite him to death..."

"I think it's better to press the paws directly on their necks, and then open their mouths wide. Maybe they can scare them into unconsciousness, so that they don't have to act in the future."

"Isn't it too fake to have no injuries at all? Before you faint from fright, it's best to scratch your face with your claws first. The claw marks should be deeper. Even if the two of them return to the imperial city, they won't be able to erase the kind."

Several half-demons who were selected to take part in the first performance tonight got together and worked hard to piece together the plot, but unfortunately, after all, it was a plot that could be imagined without being influenced by various TV dramas of later generations. very limited.

Fortunately, their master provided them with an opportunity for off-court assistance in time.

After listening to the plot analysis explained to them by Wang Kunfeng's bodyguard, the half-monsters who were still a little nervous immediately relaxed, and happily transformed into orcs and half-orcs, and asked their colleagues to help play two Internal supervisor, they need to rehearse first!

In the evening, the two inner eunuchs came over, accompanied by two adults who were sent by the emperor to inspect (check accounts). Seeing the two inner eunuchs looking disheartened and struggling to cope, Wang Kunfeng was heartbroken. Smiled secretly, this time it was really cheap for them. The new army camp had such a mess, and the matter of auditing the accounts might be over. After all, compared with the new army riots, what is greed for public funds?

Uncle Cat feels that he is really a benevolent cat. Although this time two internal eunuchs are required to cooperate in a scene that may be injured (and frightened), but as compensation, he believes that after this time, they will be able to stand in front of His Majesty. It should also be able to atone for the crime, at least the house will not be ransacked.

After all, they almost died in the next "riot"!

In order to show that I am really honest, the welcome dinner in the evening is very simple. The staple food is brown rice steamed with green beans. There are eight dishes on the table, most of which are cheap fish and shrimp that can be caught in the sea. The most valuable thing in the whole dinner was probably the fine wine bestowed by the emperor. The moment they saw the food, the expressions of the two adults who came down to patrol instantly changed to those of the two eunuchs.

As if Wang Kunfeng didn't see it, he warmly invited them to sit down and taste "local specialty snacks". Because it was in the military camp, it was inconvenient to invite singers and dancers to come to cheer, so there were a few soldiers who practiced swordsmanship well They stepped forward to dance swords to add to the fun.

The atmosphere is also harmonious.

Seeing that the fine wine bestowed by the emperor was almost drunk, Wang Kunfeng ordered people to serve the soup with a smile. At this moment, something happened suddenly——

Two half-demon soldiers who came up to toast with wine glasses suddenly clutched their necks and howled in pain. The shrill roar instantly spread throughout the entire barracks. The two inspectors and the two inner eunuchs who were already half drunk were stunned. up.

At this moment, the two roaring half-demons suddenly transformed, one turned into a leopard, and the other turned into a pitch-black jackal. The two half-demons froze for a moment, and then, they seemed to smell something delicious. The taste is average, and suddenly rushed upwards.

Sitting on it, apart from Wang Kunfeng, there were only two inspectors and two internal eunuchs.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The black jackal was as fast as lightning, and it jumped on the armor of the inner prisoner. Its sharp claws were locked on both sides of the inner prisoner's neck, and its smelly mouth opened, revealing sharp white teeth. Emotional eyes glanced at the eunuch, as if sizing up prey, and brought his sharp teeth to the eunuch's neck in satisfaction.

With a sound of "Gudong", the Inner Supervisor Jia rolled his eyes and passed out.

The inner prisoner next to him had a dull expression at first, seeing the jackal and half-ghost pounce on the next inner prisoner A without hesitation, he didn't know whether to be thankful or afraid, he felt a little guilty in his heart, but his body was very honest. Rolled all the way to Wang Kunfeng's back to seek shelter.

Luckily, Inner Supervisor A passed out, otherwise he would definitely want to bite him to death!

The two censors next to him were also having a hard time. The leopard rushed over and held them down one by one. He tilted his head and showed his sharp teeth, as if hesitating who to eat first. Both of them felt cold for a moment. , but dare not faint, what if he faints and gets eaten?

The extremely sharp claws had pierced their shoulders, and something hot flowed down their shoulders, but they didn't dare to move.

What camaraderie?

At this moment, they only hope that the other party can be chosen as the prey by this leopard, and that they can take the opportunity to escape, right?

Seeing them, Wang Kunfeng was almost frightened, as if he finally woke up from his stupor, threw the wine glass in his hand to the ground with a bang, and led the crowd to rush up, taking the two actors who had almost forgotten the script from the stage. He ordered people to call the doctor over in a series of voices.

Rescued from the claws of the terrifying leopard by His Royal Highness, the two censors couldn't help but shed tears of gratitude and fear, and with a thud, they passed out in relief.

Yet they were too naive.

In Bai Chunsheng's script, he didn't intend to let them go so easily. If the plot was so simple, wouldn't he be scolded as a screenwriter to get out of the screenwriting circle?

That night, when the two censors woke up in a panic, they were horrified to find that they were tied up!

"Presumptuous! How dare you disrespect His Majesty's personal censorship?"

"Let us go!"

"My lords, stay safe and don't be impatient. This king has nothing to do. If you don't tie up the two, I'm afraid my new army camp will riot immediately." Wang Kunfeng had been waiting for them to wake up. At this moment, the drama is possessed, and the follow-up plot is started.

"What riot?" The two censors were stunned. They were almost eaten by those two berserk half-demons. Could it be their fault?

"Are the two adults really ignorant, or are they being used by others?" Wang Kunfeng sneered, "My new barracks came all the way from the imperial city, and they are all in good condition. Last night, I drank the imperial gifts brought by the two adults. Something went wrong with the wine, the two adults probably don’t know about it? During the period when the two were in a coma, 20% of the soldiers in my new barracks had gone mad. In order to subdue these uncontrollable half-demons, This king has lost more than [-] soldiers. These half-demon soldiers are all ordered by His Majesty. They were trained to go to the sea to do business. Now there is such a big trouble, and these half-demons have all drank the imperial wine brought by the two adults. , don’t the two adults have anything to say to this king?”

"As for the king ordering people to tie up the two of you, you probably don't know about it. Now the camp is surrounded by half-demon soldiers, and those people think that the royal wine brought by the two of you was poisoned. They poisoned their comrades, and clamored to kill the two adults to avenge their comrades."

"Tell me, if I let you go now..." Wang Kunfeng smiled maliciously.

"No, no, my lord, let's continue tying up the officials!" The two censors immediately panicked when they thought that there were a bunch of half-monsters who wanted their lives outside, and felt that this little black room was not scary anymore. Their twine is full of security!

"Hey! I didn't mean to imprison you on purpose, but you brought the imperial wine. The half-monsters have been well all along. After drinking the wine last night, they immediately turned mad. I'm afraid this matter can't be good. No way, I have to wrong the two adults to take refuge here temporarily, and this king will send someone to protect the two."

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty has wronged you! The royal wine was given by His Majesty. During this journey, none of your Majesty has ever opened it. How could you ever have a chance..."

"Presumptuous! What do you mean by your words? Could it be that the emperor deliberately gave poisoned wine to kill me?" Wang Kunfeng was furious, and gave them a cold look. "The two adults were overly frightened last night. I'm a little dazed, and there are some words, it's better to think about it clearly before saying it."