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Wang Kunfeng walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

After a while, the two censors suddenly smelled a disgusting stench in the air, like the smell of burnt fur, or some rotten meat thrown on the fire to burn.

"What's the smell?" The two censors used incense even for their clothes on weekdays. Where did they suffer from this kind of pain?

"They are burning those soldiers who died tragically..." Several human guards assigned by Wang Kunfeng to monitor (by the way protect) them looked at them with disgust.

"Burning, burning the dead?"

"Naturally! The half-demons that died after becoming mad need to be burned immediately, and the ashes should be scattered into the river and sea. If they are allowed to bury and rot in the soil, the land may be contaminated with poison." The guards said quietly Looking at the two censors.

The two censors trembled.

As officials of the imperial court, they may not be ignorant of this, as the court's laws and regulations are like this.However, it's one thing to write it in a book, but when I really smelled the smell of a living half-demon being slaughtered and burned, and its bones turned into ashes, I was so frightened that I wished I could pass out again.

Those half-demons won't turn into ghosts to seek revenge after they die, right?

That royal wine is really not their hands and feet o(╥﹏╥)o

Now they have been completely misled by Wang Kunfeng, thinking that the sudden accident of the new army of half-demons this time, so many half-demons have turned into madness, there must be something wrong with the fine wine given by the emperor, otherwise, everything was fine before they came. The problem happened immediately after the banquet last night. They also participated in the banquet last night. It is said that the brown rice, fish and shrimp are eaten every day in the military camp. Prince Pinghai will not poison his own people Bar?

In this way... is there something wrong with the drinks they brought?

No wonder the surviving half-demons surrounded the outside without hesitation, clamoring to kill them...

Fortunately, the Prince made a prompt decision and sent someone to tie them up and stuff them in a small dark room under the pretext of unknown circumstances. Otherwise, if they were still in his temporary tent at this moment... the fighting power of those half-monsters was praised by His Majesty himself!

Smelling the lingering stench in the air, the two censors became as quiet as chickens.

With so many new half-demon soldiers dead, it's no wonder the prince was so rude to them just now.After all, His Majesty personally ordered Prince Ping Hai to be fully responsible for this new army.There is such a big mistake now, if you can't find the blame, bah!It's the mastermind behind this incident, I'm afraid the prince will use them to appease His Majesty... After all, they brought the fine wine from the emperor along the way. They said that they didn't do anything along the way, and there is no evidence. Who would believe it? ah?

The two censors closed their eyes disheartened, feeling that it might be over this time.

Outside the camp, the new military camp has been completely under martial law. Wang Kunfeng sent people to enter the city quickly, only saying that there was a disturbance in the new military camp. To prevent accidents, the county government asked the county government to close the city gate immediately. Nearby, offenders will be killed or injured at their own risk.

The secret letter to the county magistrate told the story in more detail. It only said that the two censors sent by His Majesty rewarded the wine, but after the soldiers drank the wine, dozens of people went berserk and hurt others , Now that the military camp is in chaos, they are strictly investigating whether there is any possibility of the half-demon becoming mad and hurting people. Before the warning is lifted, in order to prevent the mad half-demon from escaping from the military camp and accidentally injuring the people, the Wang County Government strictly restricts the people from approaching the military camp .

The county government was still a little bit suspicious at first, and tried to send someone to check the situation. As soon as he heard that the half-monsters had gone berserk, the county magistrate immediately lost his doze, didn't put on his official uniform, got up and ordered people Close the gates of the city, and send people to send orders to the eight villages ten miles away, strictly prohibiting the people from approaching the barracks.

Anyway, he definitely didn't dare to go.

But at this time, Bai Chunsheng brought the guards of the palace over to make trouble, clamoring for him to open the city gate immediately, and he went to the barracks to see the prince and make sure that the prince is safe.The magistrate of the county knows how Prince Pinghai loves this princess, how dare he let him go out of the city to take risks?What if some half-demon really escaped from the barracks and met the princess and her party on the way... That picture is too beautiful for him to imagine!

If the concubine got hurt, he might be made into dried squid by the prince, right?

The magistrate of the county was so frightened that he couldn't care less about being afraid, he wished he could call all the servants of the county government over, and surround Bai Chunsheng to prevent him from going out.

Does Bai Chunsheng really want to go out?This scene was arranged by him, the director, and now he brought people over to make trouble, but he wanted to hold back the people from the county government, so that the half-demons selected by Wang Kunfeng could take advantage of the chaos and leave by boat.

Anyway, when the boat is lost, it's just that those trained half-demons stole the boat and escaped after turning into madness.

As for why he can still remember how to use a boat after becoming mad?

It can only be said that their training is still effective, and everything is the fault of the poisonous wine!

The turmoil lasted for five full days, and it was estimated that the first batch of half-monsters had arrived on the island where the Tibetan soldiers were, so Wang Kunfeng sent someone to announce the lifting of martial law. The moment the city gate opened, Princess Pinghai led people to ride Fly out of the city, aiming at the barracks!

"Finally sent this ancestor away." The county magistrate looked at the back of Bai Chunsheng and his party, and silently wiped off a cold sweat. Thinking that he didn't know what was going on in the barracks, he immediately stomped his feet, "What are you waiting for? Let's follow Go up and have a look!"

Ma Dan!I heard that there were countless casualties in the barracks. This is a new army that His Majesty placed high hopes on. It's all due to the two censors who transported the imperial wine all the way in a good manner. Don't you know that the guards should be stricter?It's all right now, if such a big mistake happened, if His Majesty was furious and condemned, I'm afraid it would be the end of his career as a little county magistrate.

It's really a person sitting in the county government, and the pot comes from the sky!

really!

Smelling the lingering smell of burned flesh from the barracks from a distance, the county magistrate's legs softened, and the tragic picture of himself being stripped of his official hat, thrown into a prison and robbed by rats for food appeared in his mind... …

After getting off the horse, I walked in and saw the situation inside was even more shocking. The neatly built brand new tents were knocked down countless times, and the ground was covered with traces of wild beasts trampled and wrestled. A bandaged half-monster grinned and walked over. From a distance, one could see a huge fire by the sea and the remaining ashes. The people in the barracks pulled some ox carts from nowhere, and they were digging the ground. A wooden shovel scooped up the burned ashes and prepared to pull them to the seaside and throw them away.

The county magistrate ran to meet the prince and his wife with his tail between his legs. Prince Pinghai looked very bad. He nodded at him sullenly and stopped talking, but the county magistrate breathed a sigh of relief for no reason. , now he is not afraid that the prince will ignore him, but he is afraid that the prince will get angry and ask him for questioning, then it will really be over.

The conscience of heaven and earth!This matter really has nothing to do with him!

He just invited them to a family dinner on the second day after the two censors came, and gave them some local products. He definitely didn't take the opportunity to do anything with the imperial wine!

Wang Kunfeng didn't want to drag the poor county magistrate into the water, so when he saw him coming, he asked him to go back and make up a notice, saying that the ashes of the dead half-demons would be scattered in the barracks in the past few days, so that the nearby fishermen should not go into the sea for the time being. Fishing, so as not to cause any unnecessary panic.

The county magistrate nodded again and again, it's great that the prince still has a place to use him!It is useful, which means that he doesn't have to go to prison to grab food from mice for the time being, which is really great!

The poor county magistrate came here in fear, and left weeping with joy. He didn't even think of going to visit those two unlucky censors.

Those two damn souls, this time for sure!

Half a month later, there was no sign of turmoil in the new barracks, and the ashes after burning were thrown into the sea, and there was not even a speck of ash to be found. At this time, the imperial court sent an investigation The dark guards just arrived in the East China Sea.

"What? His Majesty sent his personal guards to investigate this matter?" The county magistrate heard that His Majesty's personal guards had arrived in the East China Sea. He was so frightened that he wanted to faint and pretend to be sick, but unfortunately he couldn't, because he had also been in contact with those royal gifts. One of the drink suspects, although not the two censors and the two internal supervisors who lived with the censor, is also one of the suspects who need to be questioned and investigated. If he pretends to be I'm sick, I'm afraid I'm going to be called guilty, right?

The leader of the dark guard who came to investigate didn’t talk much nonsense. First, he interrogated all the soldiers who were present that day, repeatedly asking about the symptoms of those half-demons when they went berserk, and how they confirmed the details of these half-demon uniforms several times. Give them the opportunity to make false statements.

But who is Bai Chunsheng?He is a veteran fan who has been involved in numerous factory flowers and humanities. In fact, it is not difficult to make things like this collude seamless. As long as everyone who participated in this matter that night really followed the plot he designed In the past, based on the "immersive" experience, many people would firmly believe that what they saw was the truth of the matter.

So, after some interrogation by the hidden guards, they found that the riot that happened that night was indeed thrilling. It was a good banquet, but the half-demon who came up to toast suddenly went berserk, and directly rushed to bite and devour those inner prisons and Yu Shi, after all, in the diet of the Yaozu, mortals were also one of their prey.

He was probably worried that His Majesty would blame the censor and the prison guard for their deaths in the barracks. Next, the Prince led a group of soldiers who had not turned mad, and fought to the death with the half-demons who had turned mad, and desperately rescued them. The censor and the army supervisor were killed, but the soldiers also paid a huge price, dozens of people were killed or injured, and the riot in the barracks was finally quelled, and because of the timely notification, the city gate was closed, and there were no civilian casualties.

The dark guards could not help but sigh in their hearts.They work for His Majesty, so they naturally know Prince Pinghai's background, so they can't help but sympathize with this half-demon prince. The other princes live in the imperial city, are loved by their mothers and concubines, and taken care of by their wives, but this is the only one whose biological mother hates him. , Your Majesty treats him too... Sigh!

Speaking of which, it was an innocent disaster. He led the new army from the imperial city to the East China Sea, and the whole journey was fine. I never thought that His Majesty was kind enough to reward the wine, but he was tampered with. This time, I am afraid that the life of this prince will be even worse. It's better.

The on-site witnesses were obtained, and the hidden guards rolled up their sleeves, and the next step was the main event: the interrogation of the most suspected censors, internal eunuchs, and county magistrates. He put it back, firstly, he just invited someone to have a meal that night, secondly, the new military camp was training soldiers under his jurisdiction, if something happened to the military camp, he would be the first to be unlucky, and he had no motive for committing the crime at all.

Moreover, the people serving in the garden can also prove that the county magistrate invited the two censors and eunuchs to the county yamen for a banquet, and the wine given by the emperor was still placed in the garden at that time, and the people of the court watched over it. , others want to attack, it is impossible for the servants not to notice.

The hidden guards all received the emperor's handbook, so naturally they would not be polite. After some torture and interrogation, the censor and the inner eunuch insisted that they didn't know what to say at first, but after a while they started biting each other. The two dead eunuchs were afraid that they would find out that they had been murdered for their embezzlement of military resources, so they intentionally poisoned and framed themselves; Putting the blame on others...

After five full days of interrogation, Wang Kunfeng was impatient and hurried to repair the barracks to recruit recruits, so he asked them to transfer the suspect to the state prison, where he continued to investigate the case.

"This matter is finally over for the time being!" Bai Chunsheng is the chief director, and the pressure these days is really high. He has to continue to organize a group of people to act in the play, and at the same time mention any mistakes and omissions they found. It is really exhausting. The profession of a director No one did it!

"Don't worry, my father-in-law and the others have already taken the opportunity to go fishing. The soldiers have a good life on the island. They changed their clothes according to your method. Ordinary fishermen can't go there, and the people of the court won't I found it." In this time and space, there are no unmanned reconnaissance planes, and there are no satellites flying in the sky. Relying on wooden boats that don't even have engines, ordinary fishermen dare not even go to the deep sea, let alone go to the depths of the sea to find wild animals with unknown names. island.

Bai Chunsheng was also very bad, and specially ordered people to buy many ethnic minority costumes from the Nanman land and hide them on the island, so that the soldiers would change into ethnic minority costumes when they went up, pretending to be barbarians who had lived in seclusion on the island for generations.Occasionally, when a sea monster approached, he shot it with a sharp arrow and spoke incomprehensible barbaric words. The sea monsters all rumored that there lived a group of terrifying barbarians on that island, who hunted and killed the sea monsters for food. Some sea monsters even claimed convincingly that they saw those barbarians roasting monster legs by the sea, it was terrifying!

Jiang Hong can tell them responsibly that it is not the sea monster's thigh at all, but a new cassava-like food that they accidentally discovered...

However, thanks to this terrible misunderstanding, from then on, even the most courageous shark spirit dared not wander around the island if he had nothing to do. Didn’t you hear what those mortals said?The Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot...Those terrifying humans even want to eat the ancient beast Kunpeng, let alone a mere shark?

"Hahahaha~" Hearing the rumor that "the kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot" by the shark spirit in horror, the unscrupulous river clam spirit laughed so hard that he almost fell into the rice cooker. It was a joke during a dinner party, but I didn't expect it to be regarded as a rumor that mortals and even gods and beasts would like to taste it, and it spread to the point that even a dead house like shark spirit knows it. Sure enough, rumors are always more important than the truth. There is a market.

Of course, the people in the imperial court couldn't care less about tracking down those "dead" half-demons. In fact, the emperor is now furious that the fine wine he personally rewarded those half-demon soldiers was poisoned, and what's more fatal is that his secret guards turned out to be dead. Can't find out the mastermind behind this incident, good at brain supplement + severe persecution paranoia, His Majesty the emperor thinks more and more frighteningly, those people can even get their hands on the fine wine bestowed by him, and the hidden guards have exhausted all means to find out It's unclear who made the move along the way, does that mean that the two censors were actually wronged, and the person who really did the trick was in his inner palace?

After all, all the items bestowed by the emperor are handled by the inner government. Once the altar is sealed, things like wine will hardly be opened without authorization. So, before installing the altar, mix some wine with ingredients, Isn't it easy?As long as you have the heart, make some marks on the wine jar, don't you want to drink poisonous wine to whoever you want?

The emperor broke out in a cold sweat instantly.

If it weren't for the fact that every meal of his diet was not tested for poison, at this moment, he almost wanted to have all the drinks in the inner mansion taken out for inspection.

The life and safety of the entire palace was threatened, how could the emperor care about those half-demons who died of poisoned wine in Donghai by mistake?A dragnet-style investigation directed by the emperor himself kicked off quietly in the front and back palaces...

Wang Kunfeng secretly guarded for a long time, but he didn't see any movement from the court. The subordinate who stayed in the imperial city to act as his eyeliner accidentally brought him back a piece of news that made him dumbfounded.

It turned out that his wise and powerful father was nothing but a coward who was greedy for life and afraid of death. A group poisoning and feigning death, just because the fine wine bestowed by the emperor was involved, made him imagine that his inner palace had been ulterior motives. A series of conspiracies to murder the royal family and even poison him, the emperor, so busy investigating the affairs of the inner government that he never thought about things on the East China Sea.

That's right, but the death of dozens of half-demons in the area can lead to the big case of corruption in the inner government and collusion with the remnants of the late emperor. That man finally killed the late emperor and sat in that position, so he is willing to do so let go?What's more, he also accidentally found out the nails that the former empress planted in the inner palace, and learned many cruel facts that he never wanted to believe, but now he has to believe...

It is said that after the emperor found out about certain things, although he silenced him in anger, he still couldn't hold back his anger and ordered people to burn some of the relics left by the former empress, and even borrowed some clues that he found out. , found some excuses, took away the titles of the two younger brothers of the former empress, and threw them into the sky prison... even disregarding the face of His Highness the Crown Prince.

"Heh!" Wang Kunfeng sneered, put the secret letter on the candle, and watched the flames slowly devour the thin letter. That woman, who did so many sinful things during her lifetime, is dead now, afraid Even Lord Yan would not let her go, right?

Originally, he was still a little angry, but he felt that it would be cheap for her to die like this!

Now that I think about it, this is actually good, now that she is dead like a lamp, no matter what the emperor finds out, as long as it involves her, it will be blamed on her. How many innocent people have been her scapegoats, but after the pitiful death, they can't even utter a word to defend themselves. This is really... retribution!

"Don't look at these anymore, I have something serious to tell you here." Seeing his cold face, Bai Chunsheng sighed in his heart, saying that his sons and daughters are debts. At least there is a vendetta of ransacking the family and destroying the family, otherwise, in this life, I wouldn't be so eager to curse the other party to death.After thinking about it, he decided to find something to divert Master Cat's attention, lest this guy think about those unhappy things in the past.

It's not that Bai Chunsheng is cold and ruthless, but a mother like the queen, in their time and space, has already been hanged by scarf netizens on the wall to whip the corpse [-] times, and then stepped on [-] feet. She can maintain her life after death. The queen's honor is really thanks to her having a good son. Fortunately, His Royal Highness did not follow her, otherwise he would take pills sooner or later.

"What's the matter?" Uncle Cat's tone sounded gloomy.

"It's like this. Didn't I get some bean sprouts for me in the past few days? I suddenly remembered a very important thing. I think we should buy more soybeans, mung beans, black beans, etc., and then go to sea Put it on the boat, the sea is vast, if you can't find supplies on the island for a while, water monsters like us are fine, those half-monsters and mortals may not be able to leave vegetables for a long time." Bai Chunsheng didn't know how to explain to his cat master Long-term lack of vitamins caused irreparable damage to the body, such as sepsis or something, but he decided to explain it in a way that Master Cat can understand——

"I vaguely heard Dr. Mao say that if people don't eat vegetarian food for a long time, they are prone to constipation..."

Wang Kunfeng: "..." Very good!The resentment towards the first queen was completely dispelled by the word "constipation".

His family's mussels always have unique skills, breaking the gloomy atmosphere every minute.

However, constipation or something, he did encounter it once he ate too much barbecue, but what does this have to do with beans?

"Soybeans, mung beans, black beans, etc. can be used to make bean sprouts. They can also grind soy milk, make tofu, and dried tofu. Eating them is good for the body. The bottom is also delicious." Bai Chunsheng was afraid that he would not agree, so he quickly tempted him with delicious food.

"Okay! I will order people to buy more soybeans, mung beans, black beans, etc., is there anything else?"

"Yes! After all, we are going to a completely unfamiliar place this time, and we don't know what kind of food is available on the other side of the sea. What if it doesn't suit the taste, or the yield is not high? The grains and vegetables that ordinary people eat are bought and brought with them, and if the grains and vegetables over there are not to our taste, we will grow them ourselves!"

"Okay! It's all up to you. If there is anything missing, you can send someone to buy it. I have already agreed with the county government. The New Year's Day is approaching, and the sea monsters who live in seclusion on the sea will also buy something for the New Year. Both of you Daddy does a lot of business, and there is a place reserved for them at the pier, let your daddy take out whatever you buy, as much as you want."

The unsightly censor and the inner eunuch have been escorted back to Beijing for trial, and now the officials along the entire East China Sea are silent, and Ba has no choice but to get involved in their new military camp, so as not to get into trouble like those two hapless censors, so that now he He just found an excuse and was able to ship the things out smoothly. The county magistrate didn't even dare to put a P, so he shrank in the county government office and pretended that he didn't exist.

"Hey~ Then I'll ask daddy and the others to bring back some local products from the sea. Now that it's the New Year's Eve, all kinds of rare gifts can be sold at a high price. We can earn a little bit!" Bai Chunsheng saw that he finally couldn't help it. Thinking about the matter of the queen again, I breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not easy for him!

Other people's family is mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fighting wits and courage, but their family is good. Mother-in-law and son fight to form a pair of black-eyed chickens. Instead, he is asked to be a "daughter-in-law" to reconcile, which is really heartbreaking!