lifetime

"Do you have athlete's foot? Don't infect me."

He hadn't felt Jian Yu killing him on the bed, so he explained to himself, "This matter is big or small, besides, this stainless steel basin was originally used for washing vegetables, should it be used after disinfection, or should we buy a new one?" , mainly your feet, if you have beriberi, we also have earth prescriptions here, which are very effective, don't hide your illness from the medicine..."

The unfinished words were interrupted by a roar, "Get lost."

The little painter's temper was really irritable, Shao Kou didn't dare to stay, and ran downstairs like a loach in desperation.

If you don't pay me, I will disgust you all day long. Where can I find such a good male nanny? Hey, sad, play two games before going to sleep.

When Shao Kou sat cross-legged on the bed and started playing the game, Bian Mu, who was above him, was thinking about something, stood up and sat in front of the computer desk, and clattered on the keyboard. On it, there was a title in Song typeface in black, and an employment contract.

In one night, it flowed swiftly like running water, welcoming the rising sun and jumping out crystal clear water droplets, full of passion and vitality.

It's another beautiful day, well, Shao Kou can only comfort himself in this way, take a shower, stand shirtless in front of the mirror and shave his beard. , turn around and pull a T-shirt on, open the door and go for a run. The unique tranquility and original beauty of the countryside also raises the most simple people. Sitting and chatting when I got up early, a few old men under the tree roots basked in the sun, set up chess, walked a few times, watched the chess without saying a word, a real gentleman, obviously, Shao Kou was not, it happened to be the old man next door, his brows were furrowed Then, his hands moved unsteadily, just when he entered the game, suddenly a steady voice came from the slant, "Master, your big golden retriever is the first to take the lead, and she is pregnant with a lot of cubs first."

Take the lead?

The old men didn't have time to talk to him, they stared at the chessboard with wide eyes, hey, the old man who was still slow just now seemed to have opened up Ren Du's four veins, and turned the tide of the battle strangely, wonderful, wonderful.

Shao Kou, who had successfully retired, returned to the courtyard briskly, swept the gate with a big broom, and went back to the house to cook.

Let’s go back to western food today, coffee, milk tea, fry some bacon, spread cheese on the slices of bread, put lettuce leaves and tomatoes, and some chopped peanuts, sprinkle in, simple sandwich, perfect.

After ten o'clock, there was no sound from upstairs. Bian Mu slept late last night, and his brain was used too much, so he needed to sleep more to catch up. When it comes to frostbite, um, the effect is good, the redness and swelling are gone, but it is still slightly itchy, holding a few pieces of paper in my hand, thinking about it, I turned back to get a pen, and then kicked down the stairs.

"It's Western food today, coffee with a straw is here."

A nondescript apron was hung on a muscular figure, and he strode over with a tray in his stride. The sun in the restaurant was warm, and his face was unexpectedly handsome and profound.

The corners of Bian Mu's mouth were drawn, his long and narrow eyes were narrowed in fear of the glare of the light, and his tone was hoarse and magnetic that is unique to early risers, and his voice was extremely charming.

"Little Kouzi, sit down and sign the contract first."

Looking at the tall man sitting on the wooden chair, he stood on the side, put one by one in front of his eyes, cleared his throat, and acted as a commentator, "First, you must keep your phone on call 24 hours a day during your employment. No reason to disappear. Article [-]: During the working period, you must be devoted to your job and earnestly fulfill any requirements and instructions from me, that is, Bian Mu. Article [-]: During the working period, you must not have chaotic relationships with women and cause adverse effects. I can explain it. If you have a marriage partner in the future, this rule will be invalidated automatically. But before, you can’t mess with the relationship between men and women. I believe in Buddhism and pay attention to causality. I especially hate irresponsible men. This is not advisable, you understand ?”

Shao Kou looked at everyone with big heads, and nodded silently. There are ten more items to come. Simply, the total sum, including all aspects of food, clothing, housing and transportation, is this really a worker?

"Okay, these are the things you need to abide by and pay attention to. Next, the most important thing is the salary performance based on the number of years. If you sign for five years, your salary will be 20 per month. If you sign for 20 years, your salary will be one thousand per month." Ten thousand, if you sign for 24 years, the salary is [-]. Special reminder, I pay salary once a year. If you sign for [-] years, you will be given [-] when the term expires. It depends on your performance. How about giving a big red envelope? Where can I find such a good boss."

Shao Kou raised his head and glanced at him, what an idiot, I'm so stupid, I still have to sign for 20 years, so I might as well sell myself to you, I can't find a boss like you who is in the late stage of psychosis anywhere.

"Not for one year? They are all signed for one year and then renewed."

Bullying who has never mixed in the society, it is not used in this way to recruit workers in any place.

"No, it's hard work, you sign quickly, you want to starve the boss to death, so you can find another job, don't you?"

If you use strong words, I will obey you.

"Then you take five years."

Let's settle for the next best thing, it's fine.

"Here, here."

Shao Kou calmed down, and signed his name on his finger stroke by stroke, hey, sell your life, freedom is about to leave me, and it is unknown whether I can catch up again in the future.

Standing behind him, Bian Mu showed a sly smile on his face, patted his big hairy head with his palm, and said happily, "Xiao Kouzi, you made a very wise choice, and be obedient in the future, otherwise, You will face high liquidated damages."

Fuck it, I knew things would not go so smoothly, so I quickly reopened it, looked back from the beginning, at the end, that is, the place where he covered it just now, it was written clearly in black and white, if there is any violation of the above, compensation will be paid Mu's joint loss fee is 100 million yuan, and the signature becomes effective. Bianmu can modify and add any system in this contract, and the final interpretation right belongs to Bianmu.

"I won't let you take five years? How is this 20 years?"

It's cheating, why didn't he check and check, whoever was deceived and complained, he himself has insufficient hardware.

Shao Kou, who regretted so much at this moment, after the initial desperation, showed his own psychological comfort again, 20 years, 20 years, soon, soon, soon will pass.

Fart, the days of nursing neuropathy, he really can't pass so quickly.

He was desperate, even terrified, feeling that even the sky was covered with haze, and soon there would be a violent storm, pouring icy water on his head, and the rest of the world was sunny, only he, A lonely person bears the beating of hail.

Shao Kou belongs to the kind with a strong ability to resist pressure. Now that the incident has taken place, it is better to think of a unique trick to turn things around.

He raised his head shyly and asked honestly, "Little boss, I haven't filled in my ID number yet. I originally wanted to sign for 20 years. I was afraid that you would be tired of looking at me all day long. I was thinking of you."

It's not a day or two for Bian Mu to play with him, this man's reaction is really funny.

It's like getting a new toy, with the motivation to play it forever.

"Well, yes, write next to this."

Hand over the flimsy contract, watch him take it with both hands, and continue to write steadily, mocking in your heart, you dare not tear it up.

In fact, Shao Kou really thought about it this way, the contract was torn up as soon as he got it, and the worst thing was that it was later, what to do, it was not just the contract that was torn to pieces, but also the face that this narcissist loved the most.

His dark eyes flickered, his thighs tensed, his feet tiptoed to raise the side of the table, and then, luck came.

Bian Mu kept looking at him from the corner of his eyes, and suddenly the coffee next to him poured down obliquely, and the small brown river kept flowing and flowing, instantly submerging the old man's beaming signature and the line of compensation treaty.

Beep the dog.

"Oops, dirty?"

Loading, refilling, there is no wind, can the mug tilt for no reason?

Shao Kou still looked naive, looked at the little painter with an unclear expression, and said another nonsense.

"What should we do now?"

Old man, it's good that you provoked me again, I just like the way you look.

"What you said just now happened to be recorded. I'm really touched. I'll get another contract later. I have a lot of that stuff."

These words, he just used them to deal with the one who made him hot last night, isn't he a man with handles, he still holds grudges.

Yep, totally admit it.

After re-signing, the hour hand has already pointed to eleven o'clock, so why not have breakfast, let's just have lunch.

"Congratulations on selling my body today, break the precept and go back to eating meat."

After signing the contract, Shao Kou, who was relaxed, turned around and said to the future sponsor of the mentally ill, that if you are a vegetarian or something, the dishes are too difficult to cook, but the meat is still delicious.

"Okay, I'm the good boss of the century, so I won't be a vegetarian anymore."

It's you who is changing from day to day.

Enough grumbling in my heart, I still stood up, took out a piece of plum blossom meat from the refrigerator, and boiled quail eggs. The current beans are still the kind that are not round in mid-winter. Take it out and put it in a sea bowl, add oil to fry the meat again, skim off the fat, mix the three together and simmer on a low heat, chop some pickled peppers and put them in to enhance the taste.

Cook a ground skin soup in a casserole, stir-fry green mushrooms, and a sweet and crispy chicken in the oven. The rice is stuffed with corn kernels. Soon the table is set, Bian Mu drinks a few sips of coffee, and browses Weibo for a while , raised his eyelids and looked around the kitchen, swallowing saliva automatically in his throat, his stomach said that he would not get tired of eating for 20 years or something.

"Drink some soup first, this beauty care."

Shao Kou was the first to serve him a bowl. What he said was clear, but those who listened didn't understand it so well.

"How do you know that I need beauty treatment?"

With your flourishing beauty, who would dare to look at it.

"I was wrong. Drinking soup and soup has no effect. You are a pure and natural handsome boy."

When it was over, Shao Kou moved down his chair in a little embarrassment, and said what was in his heart.

"Xiao Kouzi, I don't object to naturalness, and I agree to beauty, but please explain to me, what is a boy?"

Can we not talk about this topic?Keep your mouth open and eat chicken, isn't it good?

"Then remove the less characters and keep the male, okay?"

keep the man?what?Do you want to get rid of even the male?

"Can you be honest? I'm your boss."

At this time, there is no need for mental activity, Shao Kou blurted out, "You are my boss, you are my ancestor."

The author has something to say: Shao Kou: Ancestor, can we just shut up and have a good meal?

Bian Mu: Have you ever eaten?

Shao Kou: What's the matter, you don't need to eat after one meal?Immortal cultivator?Bigu?

Bian Mu: If I become a fairy, I will let you go to heaven with me.

Shao Kou: I won't go, I have to serve you after I go.

Bian Mu: Immortals don't need to eat, you just have to be responsible for being handsome.

Shao Kou: I don't have that thing.

Bianmu Fuer: Then what do you have?

Shao Kou also raised his forehead: I have athlete's foot.