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"You are my boss, you are my ancestor."

These words are undoubtedly pleasing, Bian Mu tapped his fingers on the table and nodded in satisfaction, "The positioning is very accurate, the next festival is Qingming, right? I will send you a red envelope when the time comes."

Fuck, are you going to kneel down and burn money for me?Can he choose this festival?

"Thank you boss, drink soup and drink soup."

If you don't drink it, it will be cold. It's such a good thing for nothing.

Bian Mu looked down and thought it was bird's nest or something tonic, but it turned out to be seaweed, which was promised to beautify the skin, so hasty.

"You have little culture, I forgive you, but if you have little culture, you still talk nonsense. As the leader who will rule you for 20 years, I can't let you make such intellectual mistakes. How can this thing be beautiful?"

If you say one, two, three, let me listen.

"This is earth-raised skin, um, it's good to eat anyway."

This little painter, why didn't he just get ordained and become a monk, just use his mouth to chant scriptures, don't talk.

But the reality is that once unscrupulous, it will be out of control.

Bian Mu bowed his head and took a sip, the taste was a bit earthy and very salty, he curled his lips and said viciously, "You beat the salt seller to death, you need to put so much, and what is this, land-raised skin?"

Isn't it laver?

Really, Shao Kou regretted that he said so much, he only cared about his appearance.

He reached out his hand and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, searched for the nutritional value of the ground skin, handed it to him, and let out a snort.

Bianmu put it in the palm of his hand and browsed it carefully. Heh, it really has the effect of nourishing blood and nourishing the face. In addition, one of the ingredients can also have a curative effect on Alzheimer's disease. Well, it is very suitable for this idiot.

"The ground vegetables, do they grow on the ground?"

"Yes, it grows on the dark and damp land, a thin film, we often pick it up to make soup, it's fine."

Anyway, the poison won't kill you, drink it quickly.

Bian Mu showed disgust, pushed aside, picked up a bean, and had to confirm with him again, "Are you familiar with it, this thing grows on trees, right?"

The man across from him raised his head and glanced at him. That glance felt all-encompassing and empty. Anyway, he calmed down again, and his floating heart fell to the ground, as if in a Zen room, quiet and peaceful.

They all come from the black soil, so which one is noble?Which one is cheap?

After a smooth meal, Shao Kou can be considered to be able to do some work steadily. He scalded the bowls and chopsticks with boiling water, cleaned all the dust in the cupboard, and removed the range hood for cleaning. He did it quite vigorously. Bian Mu, who was sitting on the top, was very bored, especially when there was a steel pot of pitch-black soup on the coffee table in front of him, showing off his power at him, and he was so upset that he just wanted to kick it away.

After scalding his hands, he shouted loudly, "Little Kouzi, it's cold."

Shao Kou sighed, put down the dirty rag, bent over to wash his hands, took off his apron, bent over to pick up the basin of muddy water, and he muttered, "Why do my fingers feel more swollen, but it's not too itchy, you bastard Is it working or not?"

Let you tell me whether it works or not, what else can he say?

"The hotter the better."

Hey you idiot.

"You kid has bad intentions, do you still want to reward red envelopes?"

Shao Kou headed to the kitchen, ignoring him at all, don't keep using bean buns as dry food, wait for him to turn around and become a landlord in the future, if you don't kill him, you won't be finished.

After serving the ancestor to soak his feet, he drank a full stomach of coffee. The two of them leaned on the sofa cushions together. The little ancestor said that he wanted to watch a movie. He adjusted the height, folded his body and sat back, with his legs spread apart, his slender arms resting on the back of the chair, with innocent eyes, and asked him, "What do you want to see?"

"Romance."

A word that I can't think about, spring, I need some love to heal the silence in my heart.

"Nothing is showing now, which one would you choose, a horror movie or a war movie?"

What the hell, watching any romance movies, even a woman like you can't stand it.

Bian Mu pulled his foot off the stool, his eyes were sharp like a knife, you rough guy's EQ is designated as negative, he replied with a snort, "You won't pick someone from before?"

He doesn't have any majesty at all, brat, you dare to refute him, you are used to all kinds of problems, you have to watch romance movies, what the heck.

What can I do? It's a big deal. I won't watch it with you. Playing two games comfortably is no better than letting you abuse your body.

"Okay, I'm just going to hang the clothes, you can see for yourself."

Hey, who begged you to watch it with me?

"Give me the remote control, and if you have troubles every day, you can just say that you don't like to watch romantic movies that are not shown, and why are they not released? As the boss, I must not get used to your duplicity." Problem, what do you want to see, I will make an exception today and give you a small option in advance."

Heh, Shao Kou Chen Yin laughed, duplicity?It's more appropriate to say that she is herself, and yes, it's really boring to watch a movie alone.

The man's low and deep laughter infected Bian Mu, and he also moved his thin lips. After realizing it, he remembered, what is this dead man laughing about?

"why are you laughing?"

Turning the remote control back and forth in his hand, he asked him with a casual raised eyebrow.

The little ancestor can really get to the bottom of it, why not just smile, it's not uncommon for him to be paralyzed.

"What about you, what are you laughing at?"

Just now Shao Kou deliberately turned off the chandelier, and only turned on the dim spotlight for a week. The sofa where the two people sat in the middle happened to be surrounded by a dark shadow, which was vague and mysterious.

People tend to release themselves in the dark, and the hiding is not so perfect. Normally, he would not ask such a rhetorical question. After all, he is the master of money, and he is just a muddy leg. However, at this moment, it seems that the A note that doesn't belong to him, whether it's a teasing attitude or a magnetically elongated tail, all make this tall and bulky man show a different kind of wisdom.

And the other man, who only showed his profile, can still see his rebelliousness, or arrogance, anyway, in Shao Kou's first contact impression, he is such a person.

"Laughing at you, silly X."

He just said, there will be no pleasant chats or anything.

Shao Kou had nothing to say, so he just shut up honestly, watching him pick up the remote control and shake it left and right, it can be regarded as a release, the latest science fiction film, all in English, within 10 minutes of the beginning, the little ancestor started to be a demon, " Pour a glass of red wine."

Let me go, there is a scary monster eating monkey brains on the big screen, at this time I want to drink red wine, who will believe you are not crazy?

Stand up on your legs, go to the wine cabinet, open a bottle of dry red wine, walk towards him with the whole bottle, put a wine glass on the tea table, pour half of it, go around the sofa to the other side and lean on it , not to mention, this blockbuster is really good, it looks very impressive, especially the surround sound around it, it vividly shows the monster's eagerness to break open the monkey's brain, it picks up the tip of its tongue, and sucks it into its mouth The sticky feeling, the voice made his tongue dry, he unconsciously sipped the red wine in his hand, and then a voice came from the side obliquely, "Popcorn."

what?

"Ancestor, where do you get the popcorn now?"

Shao Kou was also helpless, this kid really thought he was going to the cinema, he had everything.

"If you don't have it, you have to get it to my ancestors."

Well, the time to test the executive ability of employees has come.

"What else do you want to eat? I'll go to the supermarket."

If this goes on, what movie do you still watch?

"Well, let's beer, you look at it."

The little painter is depressed again, hey, he doesn't understand the world of the cultural circle.

Went to the supermarket to scan a bunch of snacks for drinking and came back, they were all on the coffee table, Bian Mu reached out and grabbed a bag of French fries, chewing happily, and did not forget to say to him, "Next time you drive, Too slow."

Shao Kou was still standing, what he could say, he walked to the opposite side, slid past before the oil was given, pointed to the monster on the big screen who was digging out sausages in the refrigerator, and replied two words, "It's fast."

Fuck, just look at that face, if you look at it every day, you won't vomit into a stomach ulcer, "it affects my appetite, change it quickly."

Things fine.

Shao Kou lowered his head to look for the remote control, his eyes flicked around, and he saw the edge, half of his head was exposed, half of which was pressed by his buttocks, and he didn't feel too flustered, so he leaned closer and fiddled with his waist, his lips moved, "I was pressed by you!" .”

"Huh? I just said, why don't you have any energy, you didn't say it earlier."

Hey, retort, I'll give you that.

He picked one according to his preference, a funny New Year's film, holding a can of beer to smooth his bowels, the one just now was too challenging.

The film tells the story of a man who unfortunately traveled to the Cretaceous period, and a series of ironic, wrong, and thrilling stories unfolded from it.

Shao Kou's smile was low enough, but unexpectedly, there was no smile on the other side of the sofa.

There is a section in the middle where a giraffe is carrying this man looking for a place to drink water. This man probably doesn’t have enough IQ. He thinks he understands animal language, so he babbles, which means, Giraffe, thank you for carrying me here. To express my gratitude, please You drink water, it looks like sauce.

As a result, the giraffe made a move that made him very confused. It split its two front legs at ninety degrees, and then bent its neck to drink water.

The most interesting thing is that after the giraffe was full, he stood up and explained to him.

"Don't laugh, my legs are too long. It's very inconvenient to drink water. When I want to drink water, I have to spread my front legs and bend my knees to drink water."

Seeing this, Shao Kou bent his lips and smiled a few times, then turned to look at him, his usual cold face had turned red because of the smile in the first half, this time, he patted the armrest of the sofa with his hands, leaning back and forth while laughing, the corners of his eyes seemed to be blurry. Crystal tears flashed, this him, that him, which one is the most real?

When confusion arises, there is the motivation to explore. I am naturally curious, and interesting things are themselves a very brain-intensive construction project that makes people ponder over and over again.

Seeing that he was not breathing well, he was about to pour wine into his mouth with his head up, and hurriedly grabbed his arm, the cotton clothes touched by his palms had a delicate warmth, his fingertips subconsciously tightened, stopped him, and blurted out a reprimand , "You can't drink water when you laugh, and it's easy to choke your trachea. Don't you know this bit of common sense?"

The author has something to say: Bian Mu: Hello, teacher.

Shao Kou: Well, you can answer, when can't you drink water?

Bian Mu scratched his head: When the bladder was injured.

Shao Kou was speechless: Why did you get hurt?

Bian Mu: I drank too much water.

Shao Kou: Why do you drink so much water?

Bian Mu: Accidentally.

Shao Kou: Then why don't you go to the bathroom?You have to let it suffocate and get hurt.

Border Shepherd: Report.

Shao Kou: Why?

Bianmu: I'm going to pee pee.