On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.
Chapter 25 The Big Rat
After leaving the lotus pond, Qi Yue put Chong Jiu on the ground.
He snapped his fingers at the red boy who was watching the play, "Little Hong, come here and bake him one."
"Okay." Hong Haier responded, walked over, opened his mouth and sprayed a ball of Sanwei Zhenhuo at Chongjiu.
The ball of fire spread out into a net, covering Chong Jiu's body, but did not burn him.In just a moment, the wet Chongjiu and his clothes were dried.
"Peach blossom eyes should match like this." Hong Hai'er said, and by the way, a few strands of long hair on Chong Jiu's temples were burned into slightly curls.
Qi Yue looked left and right, and commented: "This look is good, next time I will bring him to your hair."
"Okay." Red Boy said happily, "It's only nine yuan and nine."
The brothers have to settle accounts clearly, and Qi Yue is too embarrassed to say that it will be free, not to mention that it is not easy for a child like Honghaier to be squeezed by Guanyin.
So Qi Yue nodded and agreed: "Okay, I'll give you the money when the time comes." But he decided in his heart that he would never bring Chong Jiu here for styling again.
Seeing that Qi Yue readily agreed, Hong Haier asked expectantly, "What about the money this time?"
Qi Yue raised his hand quickly, shot out a small jet of water from his fingertips, and washed Chong Jiu's curled hair straight. Then he pretended to be surprised and looked at Hong Hai'er: "What money?"
Red Boy: ...
……
The night is deep, the moonlight is bleak and bleak.
Hei Xiongjing went to Guanyin's purple bamboo forest to break some bamboos, built a fire, and the four of them sat around.
Through the firelight, Qi Yue saw Chong Jiu's dazed appearance, and his usually smiling eyes were dead silent.
Seeing a friend coming, Hong Haier took out some bamboo cups and a suet-colored jade bottle at the right time.
Qi Yue was startled: "Can you show me that white bottle?"
"Go on." After Hong Hai'er finished speaking, she threw it at Qi Yue.
Qi Yue suddenly panicked, dancing and dancing, and managed to catch the bottle.
"Is this also a fake?" Qi Yue looked at the bottle in his hand.
"It's real." Hong Haier said, "The Bodhisattva is too lazy to hold it, so she asks me to hold it for her all day long."
Qi Yue held it in his hand with trepidation, fearing that if he was not careful, he would break the Bodhisattva's jade bottle.
He looked at it carefully, the bottle was white in texture, smooth as silk in his hand, and there was a cool and refreshing breath that went straight to his heart.
However, there is a wooden stopper on the top of the bottle, which looks very incongruous.
Qi Yue gently pulled out the cork, and a strong aroma of wine came to his nostrils.
"You actually used the Bodhisattva's bottle to make wine!" Qi Yue exclaimed in surprise, this little brat stayed with the black bear spirit all day, and he really turned into a brat.
"This is fruit juice, fruit juice!" Red Boy yelled angrily, "We monks don't drink alcohol. Don't tarnish my reputation. Be careful Bodhisattva hears."
"Hehe." Qi Yue sneered and said sarcastically, "Whose juice still smells like alcohol? Do you think I'm that idiot Xiao Jiu, who is so easily deceived."
As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere suddenly became strange.
Chong Jiu sat with his arms around his knees and buried his head in his knees, looking even more pitiful than before.
Qi Yue laughed twice, and quickly said: "Xiao Jiu, I'm not talking about you, but another person named Xiao Jiu. It's a nine-tailed fox who was fascinated by a man named King Zhou Luan, women who fall in love are so stupid, hahaha. And you, you are really not stupid at all. I just see you are both talented and handsome, wise and brave, so I am willing to abdicate to the virtuous and entrust you with the important task of being a mount... "
Seeing that Qi Yue's explanations became more and more chaotic, the black bear spirit hurriedly came up to smooth things over: "Yes, Xiao Jiu is not stupid, but just a little stupid for a while, and everyone will be stupid sometimes."
Hong Haier couldn't listen anymore, he set up the cups and filled them one by one: "Come on, brothers, do it."
Qi Yue hurriedly picked up a cup to cover his mouth, pulled Chong Jiu up again, and forced a cup into his mouth.
This is the best bamboo leaf green, brewed with the purple bamboo from Guanyin's family. It looks green and bright, and it looks like blue water.The scent wafted straight to the nose, very attractive.After drinking it in one sip, the fragrance of bamboo leaves mixed with the mellowness of fairy wine is really endless aftertaste.
Such good wine, how can there be no poetry?
Praying for Yue's poetry, he raised his wine glass and prepared to chant.
Qi Yue held it back for a long time, but it's a pity that he didn't want to urinate, no matter how much he held it back and forth, he couldn't hold it back even a little bit.
So he could only quote some old poems of others, looked at everyone, and said loudly: "The only way to relieve worries is..."
When Qi Yue caught a glimpse of the red boy, he saw that the other party's eyes were not friendly, and his small mouth was slightly open, ready to spit fire at any time, so he could only say: "Only juice."
Black Bear Essence applauded with dignity: "Good poetry, good poetry."
Qi Yue arched his hands: "Thank you, thank you."
"If there is juice and poetry, how can there be no vegetables?" Black Bear said, shaking his head.So, he went to the purple bamboo forest to pick a few bamboo shoots, smeared them with honey, and roasted them on the fire, and the fragrance wafted out.
The golden honey with the scorched bamboo shoots is really a delicacy in the world.
Qi Yue took one and gnawed it, then gnawed it again, and stuffed Jin Chongjiu's mouth.
Chong Jiu ate it as soon as he took it, and kept drinking the stuffed wine after eating, and Qi Yue refilled it for him after drinking.
Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy were so bored in Putuo, they were naturally very happy to see their friends now, so they kept persuading them to drink and toast.
Guanyin's bottle is not as small as it looks on the surface, and I don't know how much Honghaier has brewed. Anyway, several people drink one after another, but the wine in the bottle does not seem to decrease at all.
Even if everyone becomes a fairy, they can't stop the stamina of this wine, and they don't know how it is brewed. Anyway, they all feel dizzy.
When a person is dizzy, it is easy to do something that does not go through the brain.
For example, Chongjiu, he was very depressed and didn't speak. Regarding the stupidity he committed, he just thought that he should not bring up the past.
But after drinking, I couldn't control my mouth and desperately wanted to talk.So, he made a pact with Qi Yue about the stupid thing—being plotted and injured by the Halloween princess, the even more stupid thing—being cheated for half his life by a fake hoop, and even more stupid thing—making a pact with Qi Yue, and told him all over again.
The moon passed through the white lotus-like clouds, and the evening wind blew bursts of joyful laughter. Everyone sat beside the high fire and listened to Chongjiu talk about his past.
The other three people laughed and comforted him at the same time:
"Xiao Jiu, don't be sad. There is no worst, only worse. Later, you will find that life can be even worse."
"Young people just need to suffer more, so that when they are old, they will get used to suffering."
"People have to learn to accept their fate. You are doomed to have a rough life, and it's useless to be sad, so you might as well lie down and let yourself be fucked."
"Anyway, you won't succeed. It's normal to fail in life."
Laughter, toasting and interlacing, the atmosphere on the top of Mount Putuo became more harmonious and harmonious.
He snapped his fingers at the red boy who was watching the play, "Little Hong, come here and bake him one."
"Okay." Hong Haier responded, walked over, opened his mouth and sprayed a ball of Sanwei Zhenhuo at Chongjiu.
The ball of fire spread out into a net, covering Chong Jiu's body, but did not burn him.In just a moment, the wet Chongjiu and his clothes were dried.
"Peach blossom eyes should match like this." Hong Hai'er said, and by the way, a few strands of long hair on Chong Jiu's temples were burned into slightly curls.
Qi Yue looked left and right, and commented: "This look is good, next time I will bring him to your hair."
"Okay." Red Boy said happily, "It's only nine yuan and nine."
The brothers have to settle accounts clearly, and Qi Yue is too embarrassed to say that it will be free, not to mention that it is not easy for a child like Honghaier to be squeezed by Guanyin.
So Qi Yue nodded and agreed: "Okay, I'll give you the money when the time comes." But he decided in his heart that he would never bring Chong Jiu here for styling again.
Seeing that Qi Yue readily agreed, Hong Haier asked expectantly, "What about the money this time?"
Qi Yue raised his hand quickly, shot out a small jet of water from his fingertips, and washed Chong Jiu's curled hair straight. Then he pretended to be surprised and looked at Hong Hai'er: "What money?"
Red Boy: ...
……
The night is deep, the moonlight is bleak and bleak.
Hei Xiongjing went to Guanyin's purple bamboo forest to break some bamboos, built a fire, and the four of them sat around.
Through the firelight, Qi Yue saw Chong Jiu's dazed appearance, and his usually smiling eyes were dead silent.
Seeing a friend coming, Hong Haier took out some bamboo cups and a suet-colored jade bottle at the right time.
Qi Yue was startled: "Can you show me that white bottle?"
"Go on." After Hong Hai'er finished speaking, she threw it at Qi Yue.
Qi Yue suddenly panicked, dancing and dancing, and managed to catch the bottle.
"Is this also a fake?" Qi Yue looked at the bottle in his hand.
"It's real." Hong Haier said, "The Bodhisattva is too lazy to hold it, so she asks me to hold it for her all day long."
Qi Yue held it in his hand with trepidation, fearing that if he was not careful, he would break the Bodhisattva's jade bottle.
He looked at it carefully, the bottle was white in texture, smooth as silk in his hand, and there was a cool and refreshing breath that went straight to his heart.
However, there is a wooden stopper on the top of the bottle, which looks very incongruous.
Qi Yue gently pulled out the cork, and a strong aroma of wine came to his nostrils.
"You actually used the Bodhisattva's bottle to make wine!" Qi Yue exclaimed in surprise, this little brat stayed with the black bear spirit all day, and he really turned into a brat.
"This is fruit juice, fruit juice!" Red Boy yelled angrily, "We monks don't drink alcohol. Don't tarnish my reputation. Be careful Bodhisattva hears."
"Hehe." Qi Yue sneered and said sarcastically, "Whose juice still smells like alcohol? Do you think I'm that idiot Xiao Jiu, who is so easily deceived."
As soon as the voice fell, the atmosphere suddenly became strange.
Chong Jiu sat with his arms around his knees and buried his head in his knees, looking even more pitiful than before.
Qi Yue laughed twice, and quickly said: "Xiao Jiu, I'm not talking about you, but another person named Xiao Jiu. It's a nine-tailed fox who was fascinated by a man named King Zhou Luan, women who fall in love are so stupid, hahaha. And you, you are really not stupid at all. I just see you are both talented and handsome, wise and brave, so I am willing to abdicate to the virtuous and entrust you with the important task of being a mount... "
Seeing that Qi Yue's explanations became more and more chaotic, the black bear spirit hurriedly came up to smooth things over: "Yes, Xiao Jiu is not stupid, but just a little stupid for a while, and everyone will be stupid sometimes."
Hong Haier couldn't listen anymore, he set up the cups and filled them one by one: "Come on, brothers, do it."
Qi Yue hurriedly picked up a cup to cover his mouth, pulled Chong Jiu up again, and forced a cup into his mouth.
This is the best bamboo leaf green, brewed with the purple bamboo from Guanyin's family. It looks green and bright, and it looks like blue water.The scent wafted straight to the nose, very attractive.After drinking it in one sip, the fragrance of bamboo leaves mixed with the mellowness of fairy wine is really endless aftertaste.
Such good wine, how can there be no poetry?
Praying for Yue's poetry, he raised his wine glass and prepared to chant.
Qi Yue held it back for a long time, but it's a pity that he didn't want to urinate, no matter how much he held it back and forth, he couldn't hold it back even a little bit.
So he could only quote some old poems of others, looked at everyone, and said loudly: "The only way to relieve worries is..."
When Qi Yue caught a glimpse of the red boy, he saw that the other party's eyes were not friendly, and his small mouth was slightly open, ready to spit fire at any time, so he could only say: "Only juice."
Black Bear Essence applauded with dignity: "Good poetry, good poetry."
Qi Yue arched his hands: "Thank you, thank you."
"If there is juice and poetry, how can there be no vegetables?" Black Bear said, shaking his head.So, he went to the purple bamboo forest to pick a few bamboo shoots, smeared them with honey, and roasted them on the fire, and the fragrance wafted out.
The golden honey with the scorched bamboo shoots is really a delicacy in the world.
Qi Yue took one and gnawed it, then gnawed it again, and stuffed Jin Chongjiu's mouth.
Chong Jiu ate it as soon as he took it, and kept drinking the stuffed wine after eating, and Qi Yue refilled it for him after drinking.
Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy were so bored in Putuo, they were naturally very happy to see their friends now, so they kept persuading them to drink and toast.
Guanyin's bottle is not as small as it looks on the surface, and I don't know how much Honghaier has brewed. Anyway, several people drink one after another, but the wine in the bottle does not seem to decrease at all.
Even if everyone becomes a fairy, they can't stop the stamina of this wine, and they don't know how it is brewed. Anyway, they all feel dizzy.
When a person is dizzy, it is easy to do something that does not go through the brain.
For example, Chongjiu, he was very depressed and didn't speak. Regarding the stupidity he committed, he just thought that he should not bring up the past.
But after drinking, I couldn't control my mouth and desperately wanted to talk.So, he made a pact with Qi Yue about the stupid thing—being plotted and injured by the Halloween princess, the even more stupid thing—being cheated for half his life by a fake hoop, and even more stupid thing—making a pact with Qi Yue, and told him all over again.
The moon passed through the white lotus-like clouds, and the evening wind blew bursts of joyful laughter. Everyone sat beside the high fire and listened to Chongjiu talk about his past.
The other three people laughed and comforted him at the same time:
"Xiao Jiu, don't be sad. There is no worst, only worse. Later, you will find that life can be even worse."
"Young people just need to suffer more, so that when they are old, they will get used to suffering."
"People have to learn to accept their fate. You are doomed to have a rough life, and it's useless to be sad, so you might as well lie down and let yourself be fucked."
"Anyway, you won't succeed. It's normal to fail in life."
Laughter, toasting and interlacing, the atmosphere on the top of Mount Putuo became more harmonious and harmonious.
You'll Also Like
-
Demon Cultivator: Heaven and earth are the cauldron, and all living beings are the medicine
Chapter 90 15 hours ago -
Super technology leader
Chapter 434 16 hours ago -
Dragon's Origin
Chapter 1570 16 hours ago -
The villain queen eavesdropped on my inner thoughts and won't let me lie down?
Chapter 309 21 hours ago -
Lord Era: I, The Strongest Lord Of The Abyss!
Chapter 1659 23 hours ago -
The journey of film and television world is endless
Chapter 674 1 days ago -
Plane Supplier: People in high martial arts, trade in the heavens
Chapter 136 1 days ago -
You called me a demon cultivator and forced me to crawl. Why are you crying when I join the Demon Se
Chapter 397 1 days ago -
Magic Industrial Age
Chapter 324 1 days ago -
Knight Lord: Start with Daily Intelligence
Chapter 266 1 days ago