On the way to learn the scriptures, I had a basic relationship with my love rival.
Chapter 26 The Big Rat
After Chongjiu finished talking about his sadness, it was Honghai'er's turn to talk.
As usual, he began to tell some colorful stories.
Speaking of Xingtou, he also wanted to take out a suit of succubi and put it on for Chongjiu, but unfortunately he only found out a set of female dragon costume after rummaging through it.
"Then let's make do with it." Hong Hai'er said helplessly, and handed the clothes to Chong Jiu.
Chong Jiu was drunk, when he saw someone handing him clothes, he thought it was because he was concerned about whether he was cold or not.So he thanked him, took it and put it on his body.
But as soon as he put it on his head, his clothes were snatched.
"Why should you give it to him and not me!" Qi Yue started to lose his childish temper when he was drunk.He took the clothes and yelled at the red boy. After the yelling, he hurriedly put the clothes on himself.
"It's so beautiful!" the black bear exclaimed with dignity, and even blew a whistling whistle.
Qiyue scratched his head and made several poses without any shame.
In a blink of an eye, he saw Chong Jiu standing aside and staring at him, and suddenly felt sympathetic again.
Alas, I was cheated and my clothes were robbed. What a poor child.
Therefore, Qi Yue wanted to comfort the poor baby.He stretched out his hands, grabbed Chong Jiu's waist, and lifted him up.
Qi Yue is very strong, not to mention Chong Jiu, even if Putuo Mountain is about to collapse, he can probably stand at the foot of the mountain for a few seconds.
Lifting Chong Jiu was naturally not a problem, not only did he lift it up, but he also slipped around the fire.
Chongjiu's mind seemed to be stuffed with things, and he didn't react quickly. He felt that he was lifted up, walked around, and then put down again.
Then he was hugged firmly by a bosom full of alcohol.
After being released, he heard Qi Yue say: "I also want to hold it high and hug me."
"Oh." Chong Jiu thought for a while, and in the spirit of fairness that you gave me and I will give you, he also lifted Qiyue up.
Holding Qiyue in his hands, he walked around the fire a few times in a nonchalant manner, and then put him down.
"I want to hug." Qi Yue hiccupped and looked at Chong Jiu with open arms.
Chong Jiu also stretched out his hand, and hugged Qi Yue heavily.
Just as he was about to let go, he heard the black bear spirit yelling everywhere, yelling something like "burning my own bear hair".
What does it mean?Although the ears hear, the brain is very dull, unable to think about the meaning of the words.
Before Chong Jiu could figure it out, he was knocked down heavily by a person rushing towards him with the person in his arms, and then he heard something heavy jump into the lotus pond behind him.
Chong Jiu fell to the ground with his head empty, holding someone in his arms, and fell asleep on Mount Putuo.
……
An auspicious cloud is sailing from the sky to Mount Putuo in the South China Sea.
Where the clouds pass, if there is wind, the wind will stop; if there is rain, the rain will stop.
The monsters basking in the sun on the sea, when they saw this cloud, they all clasped their hands together and bowed from a distance, watching them respectfully.
Avalokitesvara stood on the clouds with some female fairies who were going to visit her home. Everyone was chatting and laughing, and it was very lively.
They are in a very good mood.Every time I come to the female fairies fair, it always makes them happy.
Holding a meeting is a very distressing thing, especially in the Buddhist world. Every participant can tell a lot of truths, and everyone is very good at cross-legged. It is not tiring to sit in a meeting for a hundred years or a thousand years.
However, this fair for equal rights is different from others.
It is said to be an equal rights meeting, but in fact it does not discuss anything.After all, this place is prehistoric.Do you want tigers and ants to talk about equal rights?What's more, the gap between people in the wild is bigger than tigers and ants, and there is no possibility of equal rights at all.
However, a group of idle female fairies must find a place to eat melon seeds and gossip.Therefore, I found an excuse to hold a meeting, asked for a sum of money from the heaven, and then got together and chatted.
Therefore, this meeting became a grand meeting for the high-level female fairies of the Three Realms.
This equal rights meeting was held at the home of Jiutian Xuannv.The participants, including Nuwa, Mazu, Guiling Holy Mother, etc., even the Amaterasu from Dongying, the mother of Nanjin from the Brahmanism, Jixiangtian, etc., also came from thousands of miles away.
What kind of spirit is it that a foreigner has worked tirelessly to come to Honghuang and regard Honghuang's gossip as his own gossip?This spirit is worth learning and pondering by every participant.
In short, the people who came to the meeting were all the top goddesses and immortals in the Three Realms, and those with low ranks were not worthy of chatting with them at all.
At the meeting, everyone mainly exchanged several questions.
First, it was Lishan's old mother who said that she had a female apprentice who was a white snake.The White Snake was rescued by a man named Xu Xian thousands of years ago, so he wanted to make a promise with his body.But White Snake's parents disagreed with life and death. After all, people can't be contemptuous. If someone saves you, you just agree with your body. This is treating yourself as a commodity that can be traded.
So, Li Shan's old mother asked everyone what to do.
Everyone chattered and thought for a long time, and Chang'e came up with an idea: when the White Snake repays his favor, send someone to separate them.In the end, Bodhisattva Pilanpo said that he owed the old mother Lishan a favor earlier, and this time he will take over the job, and then send a monk to beat the mandarin ducks.
Second, everyone discussed the gossip about the Jade Emperor's niece, Yang Jian's younger sister, the San Shengmu. They heard that the San Sheng Mu gave birth to a son named Chen Xiang.Therefore, those who have children shared their parenting experience, and those without children began to chat about introducing Chen Xiang to baby relatives.
The third is that a granddaughter of the Jade Emperor, named Zhinu, was peeped by a cowherd when she went to take a bath and stole her clothes.Seeing that the cowherd was so handsome, Zhinu married him.
众女仙齐骂,偷看洗澡,还偷衣服,这完全就是个欠揍的死流氓,怎么能因为这流氓帅了就头昏嫁了?
Buddhists like Avalokitesvara were a little bit better, they just spoke a few words in a gentle manner, while Sister Sanxiao, Empress Shiji and the others started to utter dirty words.
After scolding happily, he started to talk about the fourth gossip, which is the big gossip that makes the participants boil the most.
The object of the gossip has no status, no strength, they are just two ordinary men.
This gossip was brought by Mrs. Maya.
Mrs. Maya is the mother of the Buddha in the mortal world, that is, the mother of Sakyamuni.The news about her was told by the Buddha himself.
Tell me, the third son of the Xihai Dragon King's family is destined to have a relationship with a hydra, or a male snake!
Predestined relationship, this is normal, Buddhism often uses this word.Like the two leaders of Buddhism, they said from time to time, "This thing has a relationship with our Western religion."
However, this fate is not ordinary, what they have is marriage!
Those are two men!
Over the years, we have talked a lot about the matter of men and women, but it is rare to see the matter of men and women.
The participants were immediately elated and clamored, and the fire of gossip was blazing.
As usual, he began to tell some colorful stories.
Speaking of Xingtou, he also wanted to take out a suit of succubi and put it on for Chongjiu, but unfortunately he only found out a set of female dragon costume after rummaging through it.
"Then let's make do with it." Hong Hai'er said helplessly, and handed the clothes to Chong Jiu.
Chong Jiu was drunk, when he saw someone handing him clothes, he thought it was because he was concerned about whether he was cold or not.So he thanked him, took it and put it on his body.
But as soon as he put it on his head, his clothes were snatched.
"Why should you give it to him and not me!" Qi Yue started to lose his childish temper when he was drunk.He took the clothes and yelled at the red boy. After the yelling, he hurriedly put the clothes on himself.
"It's so beautiful!" the black bear exclaimed with dignity, and even blew a whistling whistle.
Qiyue scratched his head and made several poses without any shame.
In a blink of an eye, he saw Chong Jiu standing aside and staring at him, and suddenly felt sympathetic again.
Alas, I was cheated and my clothes were robbed. What a poor child.
Therefore, Qi Yue wanted to comfort the poor baby.He stretched out his hands, grabbed Chong Jiu's waist, and lifted him up.
Qi Yue is very strong, not to mention Chong Jiu, even if Putuo Mountain is about to collapse, he can probably stand at the foot of the mountain for a few seconds.
Lifting Chong Jiu was naturally not a problem, not only did he lift it up, but he also slipped around the fire.
Chongjiu's mind seemed to be stuffed with things, and he didn't react quickly. He felt that he was lifted up, walked around, and then put down again.
Then he was hugged firmly by a bosom full of alcohol.
After being released, he heard Qi Yue say: "I also want to hold it high and hug me."
"Oh." Chong Jiu thought for a while, and in the spirit of fairness that you gave me and I will give you, he also lifted Qiyue up.
Holding Qiyue in his hands, he walked around the fire a few times in a nonchalant manner, and then put him down.
"I want to hug." Qi Yue hiccupped and looked at Chong Jiu with open arms.
Chong Jiu also stretched out his hand, and hugged Qi Yue heavily.
Just as he was about to let go, he heard the black bear spirit yelling everywhere, yelling something like "burning my own bear hair".
What does it mean?Although the ears hear, the brain is very dull, unable to think about the meaning of the words.
Before Chong Jiu could figure it out, he was knocked down heavily by a person rushing towards him with the person in his arms, and then he heard something heavy jump into the lotus pond behind him.
Chong Jiu fell to the ground with his head empty, holding someone in his arms, and fell asleep on Mount Putuo.
……
An auspicious cloud is sailing from the sky to Mount Putuo in the South China Sea.
Where the clouds pass, if there is wind, the wind will stop; if there is rain, the rain will stop.
The monsters basking in the sun on the sea, when they saw this cloud, they all clasped their hands together and bowed from a distance, watching them respectfully.
Avalokitesvara stood on the clouds with some female fairies who were going to visit her home. Everyone was chatting and laughing, and it was very lively.
They are in a very good mood.Every time I come to the female fairies fair, it always makes them happy.
Holding a meeting is a very distressing thing, especially in the Buddhist world. Every participant can tell a lot of truths, and everyone is very good at cross-legged. It is not tiring to sit in a meeting for a hundred years or a thousand years.
However, this fair for equal rights is different from others.
It is said to be an equal rights meeting, but in fact it does not discuss anything.After all, this place is prehistoric.Do you want tigers and ants to talk about equal rights?What's more, the gap between people in the wild is bigger than tigers and ants, and there is no possibility of equal rights at all.
However, a group of idle female fairies must find a place to eat melon seeds and gossip.Therefore, I found an excuse to hold a meeting, asked for a sum of money from the heaven, and then got together and chatted.
Therefore, this meeting became a grand meeting for the high-level female fairies of the Three Realms.
This equal rights meeting was held at the home of Jiutian Xuannv.The participants, including Nuwa, Mazu, Guiling Holy Mother, etc., even the Amaterasu from Dongying, the mother of Nanjin from the Brahmanism, Jixiangtian, etc., also came from thousands of miles away.
What kind of spirit is it that a foreigner has worked tirelessly to come to Honghuang and regard Honghuang's gossip as his own gossip?This spirit is worth learning and pondering by every participant.
In short, the people who came to the meeting were all the top goddesses and immortals in the Three Realms, and those with low ranks were not worthy of chatting with them at all.
At the meeting, everyone mainly exchanged several questions.
First, it was Lishan's old mother who said that she had a female apprentice who was a white snake.The White Snake was rescued by a man named Xu Xian thousands of years ago, so he wanted to make a promise with his body.But White Snake's parents disagreed with life and death. After all, people can't be contemptuous. If someone saves you, you just agree with your body. This is treating yourself as a commodity that can be traded.
So, Li Shan's old mother asked everyone what to do.
Everyone chattered and thought for a long time, and Chang'e came up with an idea: when the White Snake repays his favor, send someone to separate them.In the end, Bodhisattva Pilanpo said that he owed the old mother Lishan a favor earlier, and this time he will take over the job, and then send a monk to beat the mandarin ducks.
Second, everyone discussed the gossip about the Jade Emperor's niece, Yang Jian's younger sister, the San Shengmu. They heard that the San Sheng Mu gave birth to a son named Chen Xiang.Therefore, those who have children shared their parenting experience, and those without children began to chat about introducing Chen Xiang to baby relatives.
The third is that a granddaughter of the Jade Emperor, named Zhinu, was peeped by a cowherd when she went to take a bath and stole her clothes.Seeing that the cowherd was so handsome, Zhinu married him.
众女仙齐骂,偷看洗澡,还偷衣服,这完全就是个欠揍的死流氓,怎么能因为这流氓帅了就头昏嫁了?
Buddhists like Avalokitesvara were a little bit better, they just spoke a few words in a gentle manner, while Sister Sanxiao, Empress Shiji and the others started to utter dirty words.
After scolding happily, he started to talk about the fourth gossip, which is the big gossip that makes the participants boil the most.
The object of the gossip has no status, no strength, they are just two ordinary men.
This gossip was brought by Mrs. Maya.
Mrs. Maya is the mother of the Buddha in the mortal world, that is, the mother of Sakyamuni.The news about her was told by the Buddha himself.
Tell me, the third son of the Xihai Dragon King's family is destined to have a relationship with a hydra, or a male snake!
Predestined relationship, this is normal, Buddhism often uses this word.Like the two leaders of Buddhism, they said from time to time, "This thing has a relationship with our Western religion."
However, this fate is not ordinary, what they have is marriage!
Those are two men!
Over the years, we have talked a lot about the matter of men and women, but it is rare to see the matter of men and women.
The participants were immediately elated and clamored, and the fire of gossip was blazing.
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